#then market your film as a Harry styles thirst trap like…

[infinitelymint]

That anon was very harsh. The public narrative of Harry is a bit of a male bimbo rockstar who falls in love hard and fast with pretty girls but is too much of a self obsessed player to settle down (until now!)

His public image isn’t evil but it’s casually misogynistic and still not someone I would support.

I agree with everything you say, I think - until holivia. I can’t speak for the first year of it because I was fandom hibernating for most of it, but I’ve been pretty consistently here since December and what I’ve seen of the stunt has just made Harry look consistently like more and more of an arse. If I was just looking without knowing what I do about ‘the real Harry’, I would think he was a grade A d-bag (and I would think she was one as well in the way she treats him- I guess in that regard they deserve each other). For Harry I think it’s gross to see him enable her being a shitty mother, I think it’s gross that he for all intents and purposes is her children’s stepfather but he doesn’t seem to take any responsibility for their well-being - they’ve publically been together for two years, if this was a proper relationship, he’d be a parent figure for those children, and yet he’s cool with her and her children moving around the world to accommodate him even though that means leaving their father on the other side of the world. That’s not prioritising the children and as an adult in their life, that’s his responsibility too. He even says ‘if I someday have children’ in that interview like… if you’re serious about your current public relationship, then for all intents and purposes, you do have step children already. That’s just a part of the package when you choose to date as you did (especially if, as we are supposed to believe, she and the children have been living in with him). Then to add on to that, what he did in Venice and to some extent the New York premiere too, that’s not professionalism. That’s just poor behaviour and really terribly hurtful if they were involved - he didn’t keep a professional distance, he flat out ignored her. If he was her actual boyfriend through all of that - yikes! Also, if they’re properly together, he must want her and the project to succeed - he was definitely not helping that, and he could have if he’d handled promo differently. Then there’s the whole way they started and the reports of unprofessional conduct on set. To me, if I were to see it from the outside, he got involved with his boss at work to an extent where that made his costar uncomfortable, to an extent where reports (which to someone who’s not invested may as well be the truth) from people on set say that he and his director were always hard to find (which to me insinuates that it’s because they were off boning) while she publicly had a long term partner and two children. And then if that was how my relationship to my partner who I really love started, then I would want to do everything in my power to keep it private for a long fucking time and to control the narrative once we did go public - not wander around hand in hand at a wedding at the height of covid, while shooting the joint movie was still happening and cruising around in cars without masking. Everything about debuting a relationship publically in that way - the timing, the manner, is just insane and makes both of them look unprofessional and like proper idiots. Man, I could rant about this forever but I’m gonna stop now 🙈

[1ddotdhq]

🍼Thurs Sept 24 ‘20👶

🚨🚨🚨ZAYN’S A ZADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚨🚨🚨

Late last night, Zayn posted on Instagram (for the third time that day!), confirming that his daughter had been born. The caption read: “Our baby girl is here, healthy and beautiful🙏🏽❤️to try put into words how i am feeling right now would be an impossible task. The love I feel for this tiny human is beyond my understanding. Grateful to know her, proud to call her mine, and thankful for the life we will have together x”, and the picture was a black and white hand picture, with the little girl’s hand wrapped around his. The tattoos on his hands are prominent, as is his lock bracelet.These pictures do seem to appear a lot in this fandom, but they are also super common pictures that are taken post-birth - lots of new parents get them! Later, Gigi went on and posted another picture of Zayn (‘s hand) with the baby. Her caption read: “Our girl joined us earth-side this weekend and she’s already changed our world. So in love🥺💕”.

She was not, however, born yesterday, as Gigi’s caption puts the DATE of birth around the same time Mohamed posted and subsequently his “mother’s prayer” post, which means they fully spilled the beans, realized it a bit too late, and then tried to cover their tracks for the next WEEK and tried to pretend that she was still pregnant hahaha. Why?? Well, they had other things they wanted to announce, of course:  I’m gonna do a quick DISCOURSE SHOUT OUT HERE, because my girl has been saying FOREVER that the baby announcement would coincide with the announcement of new music, and guess what? It happened on LITERALLY THE SAME DAY.

The song isn’t out in Western markets - it will be made available midnight local time - but it IS available in New Zealand and Asia, and you can read the lyrics online! It comes a disappointment to those who were hoping for a sappy love song about domestic bliss. Rather, this seems to be about a rocky on again off again relationship between two people who are not good for each other. It was co-written by Cole Citrenbaum, who also co-wrote Don’t Let It Break Your Heart with Louis. Maybe we’ll see him around again?

Is that enough content for us? NO, says Liam, who went live again - on Instagram this time! He was in the studio, hanging with his DJ,  making music in that hyperenergetic, joyful way of his. He reminded fans that the show is on Saturday, and that the tickets are available in the link in his Instagram bio, and he’ll chat about the songs and the process of making music. He also found out what a thirst trap was, talked about how he pronounced ‘adore’ (again), and - here’s the really good bit - CONGRATULATED ZAYN AND GIGI. “Oh, yeah. Congratulations Zayn and Gigi, as well,” he said, “It’s very lovely news to have this morning, bless them. Starting a family!” He then kept bopping his head, singing “feeling like I’m caught in the headlights”. Me too, Lima. Me too.

Liam wasn’t the only one to jump into that conversation: LOUIS, who only just followed Zayn on the ten year anniversary, liked Zayn’s instagram post. Of course, we all know that what LOUIS needs is more baby drama, because Briana hasn’t been doing enough these days! The tabloid news cycle continues churning the engagement story, and it gets muddier and muddier as the days go on and more details come to light, but that’s how lies go, I guess!

A bit of happy (non-baby) news is that Simon Cowell is OFFICIALLY being removed from Triple Strings Limited, as a part of his departure from Sony Music, so we knew it was coming sooner or later, but I’m sure glad it’s happened!

Meanwhile, pictures of Harry continue to flood our timelines, featuring his 1964 era speedboat with a bright blue interior, his dramatically long purple tunic, complete with a bonnet and matching pants , his bright blue 1960s era Vespa (which we haven’t seen in action yet, but I can’t wait!), and, of course, the crowds of people that have gathered to see him film this video. From those crowds of people, we get the report that they’re playing Golden, so we assume it’s a Golden music video!

In actor!Harry world, meanwhile, Sam Clafin dashed our dreams of him playing Patrick in My Policeman, saying “I’ve not heard anything about a possible link up with Harry Styles, but I’d happily do it. I’d happily go for it if he’s willing”. Can someone call Harry up and tell him to make it happen please????

Meanwhile, Niall went to play golf yesterday!