#then he got hired for blu or red or whatever in the mid fifties
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ODDLY SPECIFIC ENGIE HEADCANON
As a wee egg-yet-to-crack child, Engie was hideously socially inept. This comes with autism being a Conagher Family Heirloomâ„¢ (someone said that in a reblog once and it has lived in my mind since).
Alas, being socially inept and a "girl" in early 1930s small-town Texas was Not It, and so every evening for a year Engie's mother sat down with him for a couple hours to go through Social Ettequite, even though he would really rather have spent the time tinkering in Fred's workshop.
This had the opposite effect as intended. To this day, Engie is the image of a Polite Southern Man to a genuinely creepy extent. Every polite smile of his is the smile of a barely restrained madman, and his eyes... you've probably seen the "meet the engineer without goggles" video. Every handshake and kind word comes across as carefully calculated (because they are) and almost uncanny valley.
And of course theres the fact that no amount of social conditioning can disguise the fact he's deranged, which is the other Conagher Family Heirloomâ„¢ .
#i have a good chunk of engie backstory rotating in my mind#i also think he blew up his high school at a science fair#and graduated at around 14#he got several of his phds over the next few years#and then the rest at night school while he worked in the oilfields by day#then he got hired for blu or red or whatever in the mid fifties#and later to fight in the gravel wars in 1962#tf2#team fortress 2#engineer tf2#tf2 engineer#tf2 headcanons
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