#then he breaks his sword on his helmet and starts choking Paris with his chinstrap
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blackbyrenflowers · 1 month ago
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Funniest moment in the Iliad is probably Paris demanding any Achaean to face him in a duel, only for Menelaus to step forward (who's described as looking like a ravenous lion finding a deer) and cause Paris to immediately panic and start to back away
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