#themilitiaofthephoenix

[unculturedroman-is-moving-blog]

☢❀✘ [[DO YOU FEEL THE REBLOG KARMA BRUH?]]

Na man, I don't.

Gonna do these once per post and will tag you because it will get to be too much.

❀: Ten favorite quotes by the character:

1. “I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."

2. "Great," Jason said. "Now he's spouting greeting card messages.” - About Cupid.

3. "I hate wonder bread."

4. "Hey, man, why are you hugging Nike?"

5. “Sorry we’re late,” Jason said. “Is this the guy who needs killing?”

6. “Nico, you can do this," Jason said. "It might be embarrassing, but it's for the scepter."

7. “I could have killed you.”“Or I could have killed you,” Percy said. Jason shrugged. “If there’d been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.”

8. "No breakups," he promised. "I may have busted my head a few times, but I'm not that stupid.” 

9. "You're beautiful and powerful," he said. "And I don't want you to be Roman. I want you to be Piper. Besides, we're a team, you and me.” 

10. "Dude!"

[yesthisisalphie]

[[Yeah, how DARE people have personality and get mad at idiots!]]

The nerve! 

Such barbarians!

We just need an emotionless society. 

Because that always works out so well in the movies.

[ofthewheatandtail]

♐

♐ fights

Holo tends to stay away from fights, disliking violence. She’s conflicted though, if brought into a fight, whether or not to kill. While in human form she lacks the skills of combat, not knowing how to properly fight. However, when in wolf form she can easily kill a man by either swallowing them whole or stomping her paw on them (One must remember that she several meters tall, even taller than some trees.) 

Fighting in wolf form with other animals is different. When she used to have a pack she forbid violence among it. Several of her betas would gang up on her omegas and with Holo being greatly protective of her omegas she was willing to stop a fight with whatever means necessary.

Fighting as a wolf is difficult however considering her great size. Being in cramped spaces is a disadvantage for her, making the forest a bad place to fight. Fields and such are much easier. Still, she always tries to avoid fighting whether in wolf form or human form.

[doubledeva]

"So technically it does kill you, but you just keep coming back from it?"

"I... ain't an immortal. I was just givin' an example. Come on, keep up here. Take notes if it's that important to ya."

[realitywarpingpoet]

"Nevermore indeed."

"Caw!"

[ask-granny-tewi]

Petition to start an Umbrellocracy. Sign here.

Yaaaaaaaay!

[unculturedroman-is-moving-blog]

[text] I’m a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do. I’ll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but i just can’t let you beat me at Mario Kart.

"..."

"Bring it on, dude."

[doubledeva]

"Is there a lethal alcohol limit for you, or are you exempt from poisoning of that type?"

"There's a lethal limit for everything for everyone. Even immortals. They can die, ya know. The coming back to life bit doesn't count."

[destructive-dancer]

[[She'd look hella with an M249 SAW, if only for the size difference.]]

Yo man do you know how much fun she would have with that? If it was heavy I doubt she'd even be able to pick it up. Half of the people she meets do their best to keep weapons away from her for that exact reason. It does not work.

VIVA LA FIRE

Will I be remembered as the Saionji with the flamethrower??? Tune in next time on Probably.

[realitywarpingpoet]

He scowled, an angry rift across his face. "I know you're here. But where did you know the old me from?"

"Nevermore!"

"Caw caw caaaaw!"

Oh I love Shakespeare! Lord of The Rings was my favourite story. I liked the part when Luke Skywalker and Optimus Prime defeated the Daleks to save Camelot.>

[ryker-lorden-blog]

♪

"Hm… I’m gonna go with ‘Volatile Times’ by IAMX. Specifically this version.”

[angelusmortiswalter]

[[ 11/10 Walter.]]

Thank you very much.

[ask-granny-tewi]

▶▶ [[DOUBLE TROUBLE. HOW WILL YOU FARE?]]

What is with you people an' wantin' ta make me look like a toddler? I'm old damnit! I ain' here ta satisfy yer lolicon-ish desires. I'm here ta kick butt, be a cool granny, date Flanny an' collect money from deadbeats who try to disrespect the Bunny Mafia. On a seperate tangent.. I know I say my back hurts me a lot but that's actually an elaborate lie so people will leave me be and I don' go all out on 'em.

Also, what is with you people an' pairin' me up with Reisen of all people. I get that ya do that 'cause we're both rabbits, but we're not tha same kinda rabbit. She's from tha moon an' I'm from Earth. I also see myself gettin' paired up with doc an' the princess and I kinda feel the same way for them as I do Reisen.. although even though I don' like the Reisen I got stuck with, she's still family.

I see myself paired with Chen an' that engineer kappa as well and no. Have you seen how that child acts much less tha engineer? Both-a them're terrible people.

No one ever pairs me with Flandre and I'm sad.

[destructive-dancer]

[[Shotguns. Definitely shotguns.]]

I got this one of Saionji too, but this one I actually made myself.

OH, AND THE FLAMETHROWER. CAN’T FORGET MADAM FLAMETHROWER.

And the chainsaw |D She acquired a shit ton of these things thanks to her friends. Syo gave her the flamethrower (For Christmas, might I add), Koizumi gave her the chainsaw (Don’t even ask why) and she just kinda picked up the shotgun >v>

[realitywarpingpoet]

"Remember when you told me I was just a shadow of my former self?"

"Ack!"

[ryker-lorden-blog]

Open RP

Ryker stood at one end of the alley, a puzzled look on her face. 

"'Scuse me, do I know you? You don't look like you're from around here."