#them to hearing me ask alexa to play fever ⭐ time by sega sound team for the 8th time today | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

torajira · 2 years ago

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hey do you guys wanna hear something mildly disturbing

ok for those who don't know, i work as a health insurance appeal processor. did you know when i'm on the phone to a healthcare provider or a patient, i have to make sure my amazon alexa™ is switched off and plugged out? because otherwise it'll hear me talking about confidential personal data? isn't that fun?

#gnashes #'why do you have an amazon alexa then' i hear you cry #1. it was bought for me as a gift #2. i enjoy the convenience of demanding a song like a rich medieval monarch #3. i've become so nihilistic about my own personal data at this stage. it's like these bitches already know so much about me. i can subject #them to hearing me ask alexa to play fever ⭐ time by sega sound team for the 8th time today

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