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TheAmazingUchihaBruhs: Maddy’s assitant

A/N: Tumblr app won’t allow me to post my stories, so I gotta do it this way. @theamazinguchihabruhs​

read:  “Getting A Job”  Characters:  Sasuke, Madara

Previously in theAmazingUchihabruhs: 

I kicked my shoes out when I got home before walking inside the living room.

 “Hey y’all, I quit my job, wasn’t worth it, got boring, so about that internship?”

 “YES?!” Both Itachi and Shisui suddenly stood in front of me.

 “Told you he would quit!” Itachi said.

“Fuck yea, good thing you aren’t determined at all!” Shisui added.

 Well…that was mean...I should have known they would react like that. Now I could say I take the internship at the hospital, I would hurt Shisui that way. But I could take the internship at the lawfirm and hurt Itachi that way...if there was only a way to hurt them both.

 “So who are you going to choose?” Itachi asked.

 “Y’know what, why don’t you two fight to the death and I will go with whoever wins “ I said, walking pass them to the kitchen to get something to drink. In my surprise Madara was already sitting at the bar table drinking some whisky

 “Why are they arguing?” Madara asked.

 “Hmm...internship” I said, sitting next to him. He poured me a glass.

“You quit?”

 “Yes”

 “Odd” He said, looking at me from the corner of his eye.

 “How so?” I asked.

 “Because last time I went past the diner to get some coffee and to obviously annoy you, they said you quit...about a month ago” He laughed before shaking his head, “It is just so funny because...around that time this maid cafe got very popular because of a new waiter that apparently quit today, according to my sources”

 “Ha...what a coincidence” I chucked down the whiskey before grabbing the bottle and pouring myself some more. “They are still going at it...” I tried to change the topic.

 “Oh, you know what? They said you couldn’t get an internship at my firm, but what if I offer you a temporary job? As my assistant?”

 “...really? How much does it pay?” I heard something break in the background and I swear...I did not want to turn my head to see if I was right.

 “I don’t think you are in a position to bargain” Madara said, shaking his head.

“I take it” I said, raising my glass. “Cheers”

“Cheers” Madara said.

 “Should we tell them I already took your offer?” I asked.

 “Lesson 1 in business school, when you see your two rivals fight each other...just enjoy the show and stab the winner to the death just to see the pain in their eyes”

“That…cannot be really what they taught you in business school”  I commented.

 “Nope, I was sleeping and fucking around all through university...no idea how I got here, but alcohol works” He said.

Maddy’s Assistant Part 1

“Alright, get ready”

Madara kicked in the door of my room. I yelped getting up and throwing the first thing that came in my hand towards the door….

Which was the  pencil case on my desk...

He ducked, causing it to hit Itachi right in the head when he was just passing by.

“Ey!” He seemed pissed, rubbing his cheek. I put my glasses on ��and gave him an apologetic look.

“Sorry, nissan” I said before looking at the time. It wasn’t even eight o’clock.  “You said we would leave at nine? He confused me.

“Nonsense!” He said. “Business people start early in the day!”

“Why? So you can hit the bars later?” I scratched my head.

“That is the spirit!” He said,  “Hurry up or you will have to take the bus to your first day. Spoiler alert, your boss is not in a good mood today”

“But..You seem pretty happy…”  

He gave  me this creepy smile while closing the door.

“This...Was probably a mistake” I sighed.

I got ready as fast as I could before rushing downstairs. However, my effort of getting ready was in vain. I couldn’t find Madara anywhere.

“Hey, have you seen Maddy?” I asked Shisui who was sipping some coffee on the dining table.

“He left about 40 minutes ago”

“WHAT?!” I threw my hands in the air.

I couldn’t believe this guy.

“Such a pity….I am about to leave for the office now. I might get a  muffin on the way” Shisui stood up, grabbing his keys and bag.

“Wait, can’t you give me a ride? The office is on the way-”  

Aaanndd~  he shut the door behind him. I couldn’t believe he just left me hanging...That asshole.

I grabbed my bag and headed to the bus stop. Where I  just missed the bus and had to waste  ten entire minutes for the next one.

Eventually, I ran inside the building, ignoring the receptionist before wanting to take the elevator, but I saw a “defect” sign on it, so i took the stairs all the way to the Maddy’s office.

I was panting and sweating when I opened the door and saw Madara looking at his watch while standing right in front of me.

“You are late” He  looked moody.

He was happy when we were home?!

“You left. Shisui didn’t want to give me a ride. I missed the bus, the elevator didn’t work!”

“Bullshit, the elevator works” He said. I looked at a woman passing by the elevator and grabbing the “defect” sign.

“Motherfucker” I hissed.

“And what are you wearing? Don’t you know we have a dress-code here?” He put his hands on his hip and damn did he look pissed off.

“Dress..Code?”

“Yes, where is your suite? You think you can just walk around with some cheap jeans and a shirt?”

“You bought me these jeans” I said giving him a “wtf” look.

“Terrible taste. Couldn’t have been me”  He said.

“Hey? Why doesn’t he have to wear a suite?” Some random guy asked when walking by.

“See what you started?!” He hissed, heading towards his office. He watches too.much Family Guy.

I followed him and he pointed at the desk right across the door.

“This is your work space” He said, pointing at it without looking at me. You answer calls, you keep up my schedule, fetch me things I want, fax papers-”

Should I be writing this down? I had no idea?

“Now go get started” He said before disappearing in his office. I looked at the desk before I sat down on the chair. I turned the computer on.

Nope...I had no idea  how to do this job. Where was that calendar?

The phone suddenly rang and I grabbed my heart.

Did I have to answer that?  I certainly didn’t want to. I swallowed and grabbed the phone.

“Mr. Uchiha’s office, this is his assistant speaking” I said.

“Good morning, this is Aeki’s tables and chairs. Where would you want me to put the order of five new conference tables?”

“....New conference tables...Uhmm..Please hold..” I said, putting the phone down. I opened Maddy’s office.

“No,we knock!”

I close the door when a chair was thrown across the room. Was he messing with me?! That could  have hurt me! No wonder he got sued twice!  

I knocked before sticking my head out of the door. This time there wasn’t a chair thrown at me.

“Somebody called about new tables. Where do you want to have them?”  

“In the warehouse, obviously!” He snapped, “come on, you gotta use your brain! Even that little bit will suffice!” He shouted and I closed the door again. I picked up the phone.

“Warehouse..Is...Fine…” I bit down my lip.

“First time as Mr. Uchiha’s assistant?”

“Y-yes” I said.

“Don’t be sad. He is only nice to his family-”

“I am his little brother” I whined.

“Damn….I am sorry, dude”

“Don’t be...I should be used to it…” I said and hung up  before sitting back down. I took a deep breath. I haven’t cried since I was eleven...I am not going to start now.  The phone rang again and I picked it up.

“This is Mr.Uc-”

“It is me, you dumbass!” I could hear Maddy yell from the other side of the line.  “Bring me some coffee!” He hung up.  

“Yes!” I shouted so he could hear me from his office. I walked towards the break room to make some coffee.

I could see everyone give me this pity look...They must know I am the assistant. I sighed as I walked back to Madara’s office. I wanted to open the door, but I had learned from my previous mistake. I knocked before entering.

“Coffee” I said, putting the mug down on his desk. He frowned and looked at the mug before smacking it off the table.

“I didn’t want employee coffee!”

I started to wonder if this screaming was just his normal volume here.

“Go to the starbucks and get me a pumpkin latte”

“Not that hipster stuff” I sighed, “the starbucks is twenty minutes away from here”

“Better hurry before I get cranky”

“Weren’t you already cranky?” I sighed and walked out of the office.

“Tell the cleaning guy to clean this!” He shouted before I closed the door behind me.

“Yes….” I sighed grabbing my phone to text Shisui.

“So when can I sue somebody for assault”

He had send me a pdf with the assault rules and regulations...Only it was...Fucking long.

“You think I can sue him for throwing a chair at me?”  I texted back.

“Shouldn’t have gone to Maddy”  He replied.

“My firm defends his company. I can’t be your lawyer”

“Sell out” I replied

I put my phone away and took the elevator down and jogged towards the starbuck.

“One pumpkin latte!” I said out of breath when I reached the counter.

“Uhm...Grande?”  The person behind the counter asked

“Grande?  it is fucking large!” I shouted, ”yes!”

The woman nodded.

“Make sure you write Fucking Asshole on that fucking disposable mug” I sighed,running my hand through my hair.

“...Sure…” She said. She made the coffee and I was back at running to the company. I took the elevator up and arrived in an empty office.

Where the fuck was he?

I looked around the office until I reached the third floor and saw him.

“Maddy!” I ran towards him until  something suddenly hit my face and I fell backwards on the ground. I was expecting the coffee to fall on me anytime, but it didn’t. I looked up, seeing some guy had caught it.

“Are you alright?!” He asked concerned.

“I am fine!”

...I was not fine.

“Your nose is bleeding…” He said, grabbing my arm with his free hand and pulling me up.

“Oh damn”  I felt my head spin, “somebody should give the janitors  a raise..That glass is spotless” I said, trying not to lose my balance. “I got your coffee!”

“You suck” I could hear Madara said. “Clean your fucking blood off the glass”

“On it” I wanted to take a step forward, but everything was moving and I ended up losing my balance and falling right in this guys hand who...Believe it or not...Dropped the coffee to catch me.

At that point..I was more concerned about the coffee than I was about myself.

There was an awkward silence when everybody was staring at the spilled coffee.

“One job….One fucking job..” Madara shook his head.

“Should we call a doctor?” The guy holding me asked, looking around him for some sort of indication.

“If you leave, you are fired” with those words my brother disappeared around the corner.

“Hey? Boy? Are u with us?”

“....Just wondering who my mother cheated with to create him” I sighed.  “I am fine.I just need to walk it off!”

I couldn’t have Shisui and Itachi say  “I told you so” .I just had to fake it till I made it!

And I had to make it fast.