#their lil bibs are killing me

[myflagmeansace]

🥺🥹 omg his lil bandaged tail and nose 😭😍 I love this with all my heart 💜

A commission for a very nice client. They wished for Ed and Stede to have a lobster dinner. Ed is in OtterFlag a brilliant hunter, but crustaceans can be tricky business. But Stede adores his mate for his efforts and little blood sacrifices.

[tetzoro]

OH AIMSIES MY PRECIOUS AIMSIESSSS !! HOW ARE YOU DOING MY LOVEEE ?? I MUST KNOW !!! guess who ( you already know by the size of the paragraph i fear… :3 !! ) BUT WAHHH !! THERE IS SOSO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT !!!!!!!! T^T

PLS oh my gosh you’re so right, it is like we are lil penpals !! i literally sit in my notes app typing out my little (not so little) response giggling and kicking my feet because EEEP !! I JUST ADORE TALKING TO YOU AIMSIES !! :> your goal is to get me to watch one piece you say ?? omg…and what if i told you… i actually did start one piece a while ago :3 i already have a zoro figure and he looks so darn silly HELP ( ive been roped in by the zoro lovers. nobody save me because i love it here !!!!!)

AHHHH IVE BEEN DOING GOOD !! im finally feeling more into spirit and doing things to make myself happy <3 i started a bunch of new animes and im totally loving them AGHHH !! im sorry that day was rough for you, im hoping you’re better by now because you deserve all of the happiness in the WORLD !! <3

oh my goodness for REAL !! bokuto fics are soso difficult to find… im struggling over here !! when i was in my akaashi phase ( still am to this day oh how i love my keiji <3) i scrolled all the way to the bottom of the akaashi x reader hashtag. like, i read every single one ever posted on tumblr. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ???? IDK !!! T^T but omg… im letting you cook… someone grab me a bib and a silverware set >:3

RAHH HELP KUROO BETTER RUN AND RETURN WITH THOSE DOODLES !! i will make sure he remembers his promise teehee <3 tinky tried to draw some catsonas of you and kuroo… it didn’t work out too well. i had to console the big guy SOB pls he is too silly !! </3 HELP PLS I KNOW i went up to tsumu after that and smacked him back because ?!?!?! HE WAS BURNT TOO ??? he cant just do that and expect to get away with it !! he was cursing up a storm it was actually hilarious PLS T^T

OHHHHH YOU AND KUROO, KUROO AND YOU, AIMSIES AND KUROO KUROMY !! MY BELOVEDS FOREVER !!!!!! that is so sweet that he sometimes feeds you SOB !! imagine he’s feeding you your yummy funnel cake and you get some whipped cream on your lips, so he pauses what he’s doing… then you’re looking at him like “ ???”, and he tells you that you have something on your face… so while you’re trying to find it he just grabs your chin and kisses it off leaving u a blushy little mess <333 IM MELTING you guys are SO cute WAHHH T^T AND THE ROMANTIC MOVIES !! oh plz, he is just a secret little emotional lil guy, but he wants to share that with you !! i bet you sometimes when he’s watching those movies with you, he’s secretly thinking about taking you on some of those dates, or wanting to recreate some of those precious romantic scenes <3 he is just so enthralled with you and wants to be with you in every lifetime !! HOW PRECIOUS !!!!!!! <3

WAHHH AIMS YOUR KILLING ME HERE !! THE COWBOY BOKUTO SCENARIO ?? im levitating he is sososososososo CUTEEEEE T^T my lil protecter forever SOB !! him with a cowboy hat… im drooling SOMEONE grab me that lasso !! I NEED TO CATCH THAT COWBOY !!

HELP OH MY GOSH i just looked up those animes you mentioned PLSPLSPLS “say i love you” he is LITERALLY kuroo’s reincarnation thats so silly im giggling !! AND WAHH wotakoi : love is hard for otaku looks so DARLING !! if it has a dub version i must watch it <3 i looked at some screencaps of it and just by the atmosphere i too can TOTALLY see you and tetsu in it !! IS IT OFFICE ROMANCE ?? YOU GUYS ARE SO OFFICE ROMANCE !!!!! :3

EEEP me and tinky time !! YIPEEE !!!!!! so, for pets in our lil universe we have a fishy that we love so dearly ( his name is bubblto. yes, bokuto named it after himself </3) but for the future we want to get a golden retriever puppy !! kou is such a dog person and that’s always been my dream dog :3 ( in me and akaashi’s universe, we have kitties !! which applies to my real life teehee :> ) but YES !! kou reminds me so much of a golden retriever so its only fitting we got one and named it something cute when the time comes :3

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS !! MY OTP KUROMY QUESTION !! : do you and kuroo collect anything ?? if so, do you both by eachother things to add to one anothers collection ?? be it plushies, legos, buttons, i must know !! <3

OMIGOSH AIMSIES !! it is time… my ask does not end here because i am here with a yapfest. THE HAIKYUU MOVIE AND MORE !! ( my apologies in advance i feel so bad that im typing so much… forgive me </3)

for starters, THE HAIKYUU MOVIE AHHHHH !! STARTS SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS !!! i walked into that theater with my plushies and nekoma sweater ready to rock and roll <3 i walked out of that theater a new women. i was a bit sad there wasn’t much of kou, but kuroo made up for it because sweet LORD he looked so good :3 his laughs… the man pecs… his snarky comments… omg i was in heaven and im sure you were too. DAICHI CALLING HIM A DICK WAS SO FUNNY HELP T^T and omg !! i was so happy to see tendou there as well <3 EVERYONE LOOKED SOSOSO GOOD !! i must know what your favorite scenes were 😋

on other terms, can we talk about sanemi. sanemi shinazugawa love of my absolute life ??? pls aims he is so beautiful !! ive loved him since day one and im so happy that you love him too <3 we can giggle about him together !! my selfship with him is screaming in delight with the new season !! the dub couldn’t come any faster !! T^T HIS MAN BOOBS. sorry… im getting ahead of myself. i just thought id share that i’d like to kneed them like a cat… hes so delicious🙂‍↕���

ALSO AIMSIES WHEN THE HECK WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THAT BAKUGO WAS ONE OF YOUR BLORBIES AS WELL. we are the same i swear it !!!!!! katsuki is so precious, idk if you read the manga but the latest chapter was so :((( he is so precious NOBODY COULD EVER MAKE ME HATE HIM !! EVER !!

please excuse my yapfest i just had so much to talk about >_< i hope you’re doing well aimsies !! currently frolicking through the tall grass with you as we twirl under the sun, with our favorite men off to the side as they watch us with love and delight <3 we must have a picnic soon !! me you kou & kuroo !! SOB i missed you soso much </3 thank you for always being soso kind to me aimsies. there’s a lil tear slipping down my face because you are just so sweet and fill me with so much love !! YOU ARE A SHINING STAR !! i’m currently sending this letter off with a big smooch for you hoping it finds you well <3 until next time teehee !! MWUUUUAH <3

- :3 & tinky

MY BELOVED :3 !!! oh i am so sorry for how long this took me to respond. ive been reading it and rereading it ever since you sent it to me and i hope you know i cherish you with all of my heart ! it always makes me smile whenever i see you bloop into my asks <3

also we have the same brain methinks (or we share a lil braincell) bc i too type it all out in my notes app before i answer you :3

HOLD ON THO — you’ve watched a little one piece ?! oh i need you to come back and tell me all about it i fear … AND THE ZORO FIGURE ! i need to show u mine :> i have a few but i want more !!

im glad you’ve been doing well lovely <3 i know you watched windbreaker (still on my watch list sobsob im SO behind with anime rn) but what other animes have you been watching ??? did you watch ultraman rising … omg …

anytime you gush about me and kuroo i hope you know i literally ascend … jumping over the moon and dancing between the stars bc im so overjoyed LOL it means so much to me :’) i hope you know you were apart of the kuromy wedding mhm mhm you were right up there beside me with ur tinky ! we couldn’t have the day without u ;( !

you and bokutos pets are SAUR CUTEEE !!!! the lil fishie and golden retriever oh my heart … you guys are everything ! you and akaashi universe you say tho ??? is this a separate selfship or all together now hehe please i must know !

oh we def collect stuff ^_^ kuroo likes collecting cuff links for his suits. he has all sorts of ones and got hooked after his grandfather bought him his first set. he had so many different ones for so many different occasions ! (and not to mention so many that go with those silly ties) i definitely feed into it and try to find him cool & unique ones ! as for me.. i have my lil anime figure collection … i place them around the house aesthetically and he always indulges me 🙂‍↕️ im very picky about them but he knows what i like and will buy me the coolest ones at con !

TINKY TIME !!!!! okay so weddings on the brain i fear … do you and bokuto get married? if so, what’s the theme? aesthetic? colors? location ? WAAAAHH i wanna know all ! i love celebrating love sm im so nosy

NOW TO THE TASK AT HAND. the haikyuu movie. stop omg ur so cute going in with all your gear on !! an icon !! i wore my lil nekoma jersey to the second showing hehe had to rep man i fear i was over the moon for it though. that movie was so good i saw it three times and it wasn’t ENOUGH. i need to watch it again and again. kuroo caught sm strays in the movie BAHHAHA poor baby :((( made me think of a lil high school sweetheart au i fear ..

SANEMI AND BAKUGO PLS IM GIGGLING . you have taste my friend, excellent taste. i love them both so much but i haven’t given them nearly enough attention lately :( big sigh ! i miss them both dearly … need you to gush about them with me more !!!

SOB I LOVE U SO MUCH ! we are on our lil picnic rn and im feeding u strawberries and telling you all about the honeymoon teehee. thank you for being patient with me, i promise i wont take as long to respond next time ! june is just a v busy month for lil ole me !!!!! SMOOCHING U ALL OVER UR CUTE LIL FACE ! i hope life has been treating you well my dear

[yukipri]

Thoughts on the Book of Boba Fett, Ep 3

Spoilers below:

So, it wasn't my favorite episode, and I think a lot of people share that sentiment.

But for me at least, it was also an episode that made me go ah, I see where this will probably go.

As hugely disappointed as I am by the death of some of the Tuskens, I do feel like there's a major point in that it's clearly only *some,* and two Tuskens who had notably more screen time than the chief (the warrior & the kid) were conspicuously missing from the bodies.

That's absolutely intentional. If they were dead, the grief would definitely focus on them, rather than the Chief, who Boba did share a few meaningful moments with, but as a character mostly just observed from afar. That's also the reason why the scene was so brief: the only point of that scene was to show how much of a threat the gang is to the Tuskens by showing some deaths including that of a character we recognize but are not close to, which shows why the gang must be dealt with. I have a very strong hunch we'll be seeing the Warrior and Kid along with the rest of the surviving Tuskens again in significant ways.

Does that justify the tragedy? Not at all, and I sincerely wished they (the writers) had gone about the story another way.

But I do think this part of the flashbacks is clearly setting up why Boba even wants the throne in the first place, and for who. The current buildup wouldn't make any sense if all the Tuskens in the tribe that adopted Boba are dead.

From what we've seen so far, Boba doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd even want the throne, and until this episode, the story's provided little motive for why Boba even decided to kill Bib Fortuna (after five years too!) to take the title for himself. He's clearly unprepared for it and wants to be Daimyo but hasn't thought it through at all.

My theory is that he spends 5 years trying to go after various factions for the Tuskens, and ultimately decides that he needs to go top down for any real changes to happen.

And in order to put himself in that dangerous position, he knows he needs his armor. Which, unlucky for him, some random Mando has just taken from Cobb Vanth and has now taken off world, so Boba needs to take a lil trip. Boba did just get a really badass partner in crime while stalking said Mando though, so it's working out.

I can sorta imagine the writers going: ok, so we wanna make Boba be the new crime lord on Tatooine. Why does he want to be the new crime lord? For power and prestige sounds kinda boring. What if he did it for a far more selfless reason, for someone? For who? Who could really use some change on Tatooine? Well what about the Tuskens? We need to develop Boba's connection to them first. We can incorporate some obvious analogies about how indigenous peoples are treated in general. That'll make him a good guy.

And like in general, I don't think this is the worst direction for this show, assuming we see the Warrior and other Tuskens survive and benefit from what Boba's doing. It's not remotely what I expected, and I'm interested in seeing where it goes.

It definitely coulda been a lot worse, with heartless flat Boba just beating people up, the way a lot of dudebros seem to prefer to seeing him ^ ^;

But at the same time, idk. If Boba's primary motive for his actions is to help the Tuskens, that's cool, and I don't at all mean that I don't like the Tuskens bc I've been loving them so far...but I do sorta wish that was a separate story, with a Tusken protagonist. And I know this is heavily biased by my own interests, but while I think it's awesome that Tem's been able to incorporate parts of his own Maori culture, I also...sorta wish that that had been through Boba's own culture, rather than the Tuskens. Like actor's background aside, Boba the character is always going to be an outsider to the Tuskens. I was really hoping to see Tem push cultural influences, but I hoped it'd be shown on screen as what Boba learned from Jango, and was part of True Mandalorian culture, making it a part of Boba's own culture. Like I'm glad it's included at all, and Boba learning from the Tuskens is again much better than it not being included. But, idk.

Again, all of this stuff about my theories for the storyline are theories only, and may very well be disproven next week! We'll see!

(Although, I'm also getting more and more hopeful that we'll get to see Tem reprise Jango in a flashback. The young!Boba Kamino flashbacks are getting longer and longer every episode. Given the amount of time spent developing the Tuskens, I kinda feel like there might not be enough time in the season to really bring in the True Mandos and Jaster etc, which is a bummer, but eh. I will be happy with a Jango or other clones cameo ^ ^;)

There are other things that I liked and didn't like about the episode. I loved the Rancor, definitely made me think of Omega, and I'm sure we'll get to see Boba ride it by the end and won't that be a sight.

There's something about the naked Boba getting beaten up by Krrsantan scenes that really made me cringe, like it looked so painful and "oh he should be dead or have severe injuries" that was so visceral and not really my cuppa.

I am not a fan of the kids biker gang or their designs, though i'm glad it's not just the one Very White Girl but a whole group. I hope those bikes get dusty and grunged up soon. I get and respect what the designers did, but they're still jarring. The chase also felt weirdly slow?

In general I'm deeply concerned about Boba's palace security, how quickly he trusts people, and how some random guy just said "these people takin' me water" and he just goes, personally. I like how Boba's portrayed at the personal level, I love his humanity and Tem's acting, but I do wish the show gave them all a bit more general common sense and competence...

Loved the live action meilooruns tho. Hope they'll sell them at the Mouse Park soon ahahaha

Anyway, just wanted to ramble! Overall I am definitely really enjoying the show, flaws and all, and am interested in seeing where it goes. If you read this till the end, thanks for your time!

Post written: 01/12/2022

[djarinsbeskar]

Put a fanfic trope in my inbox ask

Okay I'm about to come through with the old faithful, BECAUSE it's a tricky one. I think with the wrong writer it can come across cheesy and half baked so alas I pose the question to you my deliciously talented cinnamon roll:

One bed

| Send me a title for a fake fic, and I’ll write a fake summary! |

Lils, my angel--- 

This is a classic and would you believe, I’ve never written it before? Are you going to revoke my fanfic writers license? If so, allow me to offer you this blurb in recompense to see if I’m on the right track. With all the options I have listed for who I’d write for, I can’t think of anyone better who would be up for the challenge: 

I think a classic trope deserves a classic plotline for Boba so lets consider...

Much in the same way that Boba picked Fennec up on the sands of Tatooine, when he witnessed the mistreatment of a slave girl held by Bib Fortuna, it didn’t take him long to decide killing the bastard was better than keeping him alive for the information he had accumulated since the death of Jabba. 

Now, Boba is a grizzled man with very little patience for sniveling tears and whining, so when you meet his eyes with the same steel he was certain was the reason you were being punished-- he’s intrigued. 

“Where are you from, little one?”

“What does it matter? You’re just going to keep me locked up here like he did.”

Cheeky. Very cheeky. Cheeky enough that he wants to punish you in altogether more pleasant ways. But he also sees the challenge you’ve laid at his feet. Boba has spent his life shattering the preconceived notions people have about him, as a clone, as a bounty hunter... he’s not about to give you the satisfaction of being proven right, even if he would like to keep you around.

So, he picks up the gauntlet. 

“Put on something less revealing and I’ll take you home myself.”

Suffice to say I imagine some very, very cosy situations aboard the Slave I as well as the various lodgings they might have to take on their journey, and every time they’re forced to share a bed it goes from awkward, to stifling, to impossible, to-- fuck... he’s not sure he want’s to let you go and you’re not sure you want to be let go either. 

[godkilller]

will u share some gin aizen gossip?

          GIN'S GOSSIP WITH @keikakudori‘s AIZEN:

Whether or not Shinji used a bowl to cut his bangs

Yamamoto definitely had a lover he doesn’t ever talk about with anyone else or carry records of existing and they’ve gathered that it’s not anyone who’s in the Seireitei  ( or possibly alive anymore ) 

Why does Tessai wear sunglasses even at night????

I bet I can pretend to be you for a day, put yer illusion over me ‘n make me you, do it, coward, you won’t

I freaked Rukia out today just by stoppin’ by to say hi to Byakuya, do you think I should lighten up or double down on creepin’ only her out?

Renji’s either in love with Rukia or wants to impress Byakuya into loving him by being an amazing guy with his sister-in-law,

Before we go out tomorrow, I think them Reiatsu concealing cloaks should have hoods on’em so we can hide our hair, I dunno bout you but I have a bit of a memorable array of features -- not everybody can jus’ pop their glasses off like Clark Kent y’know,

Oh, now we gotta show you those comics, cap’n,

Wouldn’t it be funny if that Quincy girl from that night with th’ White hollow and Isshin eventually fell in love?

We oughtta watch out for more Quincy messin’ up our experiments

Did Hiyori kick Urahara or Shinji in the crotch today?

Are Rose’s eyebrows are simply stuck like that

When Byakuya will finally confess to Rukia about Hisana  ( Gin’s known Byakuya since they first became captains together and presumably beforehand too, so yes, he knew about Hisana -- and you know Aizen likely did too )

A running bet on who would come out as gay first, Izuru, Renji, or Shuuhei

Who they could take in a fight the fastest out of the entire Gotei 13

Renji’s receding hairline tattoos

Does Hisagi know what his facial tattoo means?

Sex talk: who’s banging who -- y’all are heathens and they both know what you’re doin’ in the dark, and we definitely can tell who hasn’t seen a boob before

Laughing about how Toshiro had a voice crack during a meeting, ‘they grow up so fast’

How many times they can allude to kind of disliking one another in public as an inside joke to actually working together without raising any eyebrows but still planting the seed for later on when Gin’ll pretend he killed Aizen

Whilst observing Ichigo during a filler arc post-betrayal: Ichigo’s probably failing all his classes at school, ain’t he?

The Espada, dumbest to smartest / most useless to most useful / most likely to know what the word ‘pedagogically’ means / most to least likely to get laid / most to least likely to live through the war / most to least likely to kiss Aizen’s feet if he asked / most to least likely to enjoy that

Is Orihime stronger than god or is she just a distraction to split up the Gotei 13? How about both!

After Tousen chops off Grimmjow’s arm: ‘Wow, do y’think Tousen’s gettin’ a lil... outta hand?’  ( Aizen groans )  ‘I dunno why he got so up’n arms about that!’  ( Aizen groans louder ) ‘you oughtta put yer .... hand.... down ‘bout that behavior -- no okay that one sucked.’

When will Ichigo confess his feelings to any one single person in his damn life, or will he just keep only knowing how to coherently convey his emotions via conflict and battle that he isn’t even that good at handling, he’s just a tough kid with a decent amount of power who doesn’t know how to give up -- hey maybe you shouldn’t fuck ‘round with another person’s life so much, cap’n, it’s kinda a dick move.

Once you’ve become the new Soul King, what’ll you change first?

Ulquiorra’s trying to understand the concept of love and it’s like a Twilight movie out here

Gin proceeds to show Aizen Twilight

Is Shunsui ever going to admit he’s bisexual

Ukitake should wear a bib so when he starts coughing blood he has a bib to catch it, hey don’t lookit me like that I’m right ‘n you know it,

Does anyone know what the fuck they’re doing?

Does Ichigo realize that if he’s in his Bankai state, he doesn’t need to announce his Bankai’s name / phrase each time he wants to release an attack?

Well, it’s what he gets for takin’ a crash course in trainin’ from Urahara

What if ya lose, whatcha gonna do then? Think you’re ready to die in th’ next week or two? Oh, can ya pass th’ sugar?

Hey, do ya remember how many times Toshiro said he was gonna kill ya? And then he didn’t? That was funny

Who has the biggest yaoi hands

Who do you wanna fuck besides me ‘n Shinji?

Hypothetically, if I were to kill you, would you get mad at me for it?

... AND MUCH MUCH MORE!

[casualneonglitterpainterposts]

An early Spooky month tribute 😊🎃👻 So I saw this little baby bib and I could say no to drawing little Orson in it ( He's a year old here). So the idea behind this is that I imagine when Julie , with Alison by her side were out and about getting a few more things for Spooky season to decorate the house. As their shopping Alison finds this adorable little bib and shows it to Julie and she is all "aww, that is so cute and I would look adorable on Orson". Later on that night, back at her grandparents place, she dressed up little Orson and put the little bib Alison found on him. Then when she sat him up right up against his pillow, Jules stood there being all... "Aww, doesn't mummy's little boy look precious", Orson of course would've just made this cute little happy baby babble noise. Then minutes later someone had returned home, sneaking in through the back door- of course Orson knew who it was... it was his dad, none other than Michael himself- he'd dropped in to see his son before he went out killing. When he saw his tiny son, he picked him up holding him there in his arms, he noticed the bib, when he read what it said he smiled a little, he thought it was cute and after all it was Orson's first Halloween 🎃 And a bonus, A cute lil doodle of Michael just awing at his adorable son :3

“Julie Osteen and Orson belong to me !!!!”

[displaced-tactician]

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Morgan’s Tome Entry for Giaus. Still Accepting. 

(Please recognize most of this is written in a code she made back in her original timeline. Part may be written in the past, and some in the present depending on the character. This is the translation not what a character would read.)

Shared History: Gaius is a thief, and a well regarded one at that. Father used him in many of their battles previously in order to get through locked doors, find valuable items, and quietly take down enemies in the dark. I haven’t had the chance to talk to him too much, though I have seen him at war council meetings and so on. He also snuck me some candy when father wasn’t looking a few times. Addendum: After returning to the past, Gaius snuck me some apple cider candies.... They were delicious! Addendum: The version of Gaius at Garreg Mach seems to have called me Lil Bubbles back in his home world. And my father Bib Bubbles? Or was it just Bubbles? Honestly, not quite sure. It was a confusing conversation. But did he know me better in his world?

Pros: Quick, stealthy, and quiet. He was great for entering any locked building, stealing from the enemy, and assuring small advantages could be exploited to their greatest means. Strikes true and can be very focused... until candy is put into the equation.  Addendum: And he gives me candy. Addendum: The Garreg Mach version of Gaius seems to be a decent at tracking as well. I can not confirm if he was in previous iterations.

Cons: I would initially put the candy addiction, but he seems to keep it well under control for the most part. I can only assume he excels at his strengths and doesn’t do much else. Addendum: After returning home I can confirm this. Addendum: The Garreg Mach version of Gaius is.... very bad with magic. Oh so very bad. Also hit himself with his own attack from a Levin Sword.... Do not let him near magic items. Confiscate his Levin Sword if possible.

Tactical Benefits: He’s skilled of course with assassinations, quick in and out missions, theft, and intelligence gathering. Primarily useful on scouting missions and sabotage alongside a distraction.

Death: Reports indicate Gaius’ death was just as quiet as his typical operations were. Reports suggest he was killed on a mission to sabotage a gathering of Grima’s forces. Father confirmed as much as well when I asked. Father also seemed a little relieved. According to Father, Gaius seems to have ties with the enemy. Addendum: If Gaius had ties with Grima’s forces, why didn’t anyone else seem to notice? Did Grima really work with anyone like that anyways? And why was he killed on a trip to Grima’s encampment if he.... there are too many seemingly contradicting statements. 

Legacy: His child.

Lingering Questions:

Less information on parental deaths seem to be prevalent in my notes. Is there a reason? Perhaps I was far too young and father far too caring to tell me?

Gaius seems to be from a world with a “male” Robin, unlike many of the others. How similar are all the worlds? Is there a female Gaius like there is a female Robin?

Does Gaius have connections to Grima? Will the Garreg Mach variation be able to confirm or deny this? More research is required. 

Rumor has it he was also in a similar dream with an Emblem of sorts. Something worth more investigation.

[dafukdidiwatch]

REVIEWING TIME TRAVELING BABIES

Right, so, I have now complete understanding (hopefully) over the progression of the Universes that have popped up. Alpha-Jegus->Karkat->John->Jane. I got that.

I also got that the Reset just changed the time/location the babies were originally going to. Pre-Reset, the babies would have gone into the past and grown up to the gang we all know and love. Post-Reset, they would have gone to a different dimension in different locations and turn into the Alpha-Verse.

So that means John (our boy john) was the one to create ALL the babies, and ALL 8 sets of both Alpha and Beta-verse.

And since each baby didn’t launch yet without a gift/present, let’s see where each of those things ended up.

JANE

She got the hat. In Beta-Verse, she didn’t really much wear the hat (seeing how most of the time she is a ghost).

But in Alpha-Verse, Jane uses the hat as a way of expressing her interest in Detectives. Mean that hat went through an explosive landing and time, but still has ink splots on from when Beta-Dad went through Skaia.

JAKE

He got the Guns.

in Beta-Verse, he grew up to be Harley, named after his dog. He had duel-Pistols, which he used to accidentally kill the Colonel. Baby Jade was messing with them, prompting Tavros to move the guns away from her, and killing Harley instead. 

In Alpha-Verse, Jake just has the guns and his weapon of choice are the guns.

DAVE

Dave got Maplehoof. He stole Rose’s birthday present.

In Beta-Verse, his baby ass killed her gift (the bastard) and Bro just made it into a leather bib for some fucking reason.

Alpha-Verse, yeah we haven’t really seen the original Maplehoof, just this tiny version of it. So my theory is that Maplehoof died again in Alpha-Verse, and Dave grew up, wanted to replicate that, and just used his vast wealth to create a tiny-ass version of Maplehoof, like what happened in Spy Kids 2.

ROXY

So this one is a bit easy. Mutant Mew-Mew was created by Rose, taken in game by Rose, and John ended up with her. Given to baby Roxy.

In Beta, this was probably the thing that inspired he to be a scientist, to find the secrets of the 4 eyed cat and study with her super secret science lab underground. And honestly? It is probably the same cat, so I guess it lives eternal, unless Beta-Roxy makes a new cat every so often.

In Alpha.....

I think we know her love of cats...and science

JOHN

John got a book, specifically, John got the book that his ghost-grandma signed.

So original history was John had a non-signed version of the book, took it with him, Ghost-Grandma wrote a message, dropped it down for John to find the book in the Ecto-room, and for baby John to crawl on it.

From there it killed grandma, but Beta-Dad found said book and kept it in his safe. Which John opened and has currently.

In Alpha-Verse, John crashed with the book. Was raised as a comedian pro, kept this book as an heirloom, which was passed down from generation to generation along with his body, until it was in Jane’s house all her life.

DIRK

God, GOD! Fuck this puppet, you are Fucking Eternal and I hate you.

So, if I get this fucking right.......Gamzee gave Dave nightmares and he got haunted by Cal. Dream-Cal was picked up by Cop-Guy, and floated his way to the Ecto-Room to be with Dirk.

In Beta-Verse, Cal went back in time to Dirk, where Dirk took, loved, cherish, used to raise/beat up Dave, used to fight Jack on Prospit, where Jack stole Cal, took with him when ransacking the Trolls, sent back in time to Aradia, re-suited in a green suit, for the Troll’s Black Queen to ecto-create a brand-new fucking Scratch (hate that guy still), and Gamzee currently has it.

Alpha-Verse, Dirk was raised with Cal. I have no idea why Alpha-Dave didn’t burn it when Dirk came crashing in, but whatever. Dirk loves the bastard, and I do not.

See, I got a theory. You know how poltergeist could fuck with people by like doing demonic whispering and leading them to the dark side in movies? Yeah, I 100% agree with Anti-Jegus that Cal is Bad Juju. Gamzee made it out of anger/rage, so it became evil. A fucking Swag-Bag of evil.

I 100% believe that Cal did like, secret evil dark whisperings of “you should go kill” “killing is fun, totally, all the cool kids do it.” Not to say Gamzee didn’t also just went nuts from withdrawl and just wanted to kill, but he had Cal encouraging it because Cal is t r a s h.

So, Cal is now loose in Alpha-Verse, and I am just Waiting for the next victim of Cal’s Bad Juju Dark Spirit Shit.

(SIDEBAR: please fund me on Patreon so I can get enough money to make my own Cal Effigy and just burn the bastard)

Finally, RABBIT

Yeah, THESE GUYS. The Rabbit has a Long Fucking History, doesn’t it?

Dave bought Con Air Rabbit. Gave it to John for his birthday.

John, in a moment of Con Air Purity, Gave that Rabbit to Rose.

Rose grew up with the rabbit, but it was torn. So with John’s gift of Knitting-Supplies, she reknitted it to send to John on the same Birthday.

(So John had 2 rabbits at the same time)

During the Same “Con Air Purity” Moment, John gave that Rabbit to Jade.

Jade grew up with that rabbit, and for months (somehow) kept sending it Back and Forth with Jake (again....somehow!) to improve it.

Resulting in Liv, John’s current Rabbit, who helped him deliver the Bomb to both Rose and Dave to kill (but actually create) The Green Sun.

The long Complex life of Beta-Rabbit.

And it changes in Apha-Verse.

So, Dave gives rabbit to John, who gives it to Baby Rose. In Alpha, rabbit just stays as a rabbit. Given to Roxy, who dresses it as a Wizard and given to Jane for her birthday.

With this rabbit, Dave->John->Beta Baby Rose-> John -> Baby Jade. Only this time, baby Jane goes to Alpha-Land, passed down to Jake, who dressed it up and gave to Jane for the same birthday.

Meaning that Lil Seb

Is just another Con Air Rabbit turned to Cyborg, only with more of a shortcut, than what happened with Liv.

[marissabdbdp-blog]

#RhavageStartsToCrawl

Marissa:  I woke up looking at the clock knowing the shutters were due to go up soon. I was feeling hot as Butch’s body was behind me and his arms were around me. I could hear Rhavage in his cot at the side of the bed, he was still asleep you could hear him dreaming in his sleep, he was making the sweetest of noises. Our little warrior was so cute, I lifted my head and he had his arms around the teddy that aunty Bitty had got him, he never let it go always had it with him. I didn’t want to get up yet I wanted to stay laying here in the arms of my male. I knew though that Rhavage would need feeding as soon as he woke up.

Butch:

The night before had been a long night on patrol, trolling the streets with V and Hollywood. We had encountered several lessers who were quickly immobilised and I had got to work by sucking up the very essence from them, they were all turned to ash. My price for doing this was that I smelt and felt like road kill, I had to get V use his magic hand on me.

Returning to the pit V had done his thing with his hand, I felt a lot better, more like myself than smelling of an old biddy. Walking back into the lounge of the pit I grabbed a bottle of Lag and a glass. Marissa arrived with Rhavage in her arms “Hey you two” Giving them both a kiss, I poured some of the scotch into the glass and gulps it down in one “Rough night baby?” “Yeah but nothing I couldn't handle” Rhavage had his pyjamas on and was falling asleep in Marissa's arms “You wanna put him to bed baby and I'll follow you so we can have some fun” Marissa had given me that look and went into the bedroom, like the sap I was I followed her.

The shutters were rolling up signalling it was another night, I was on rotation again tonight. Marissa was in my arms and Rhavage was in his crib sleeping with his teddy from Bitty, all was peaceful not even a mouse stirred, but knowing Rhavage he be screaming soon to be fed soon, this would be a good time for me to shower. Untangling myself from Marissa I got up and headed towards the bathroom.

Marissa: I heard Butch roll out of bed as he headed to the shower room, I leaned over the bed and it looked like Rhavage was stirring I knew it was then, it was time to get up. I put on my dressing gown and walked over to the cot, watching our little warrior wake up was so cute, he was making a noise again. My heart just melted, a little smile was on his face when he finally opened up his eyes. I picked him up and was saying good morning to him, when Butch came out of the shower.

Butch:

Turning on the shower waiting for the water to heat up. Once it was warm enough I stepped under the spray, getting my hair wet, I grabbed the shampoo bottle, squeezing some onto my hand and lathers my hair. Putting the bottle back I rinsed my hair and grabbed the soap washing my body. Putting the soap back I rinsed all the soap off my body.

Stepping out of the shower I turned the shower off and grabbed a towel, drying myself off. Wrapping the towel around my waist I headed back into the bedroom where Marissa had Rhavage in her arms “I see the our son is awake” Going over to them I kiss Rhavage on the head and then kisses Marissa on the lips. Going to the closet I pull on a pair of leathers, a muscle shirt and puts on my shitkickers. “We going up to the manse for first meal baby?”

Walking into the lounge of the pit I head straight for the fridge, Marissa had some bottles of milk all ready made of for Rhavage. Grabbing a bottle I unscrewed the top and put the bottle into the microwave. Setting the time for one minute and thirty seconds I hot the on button. Once the microwave pinged I took the bottle and screwed the top back on shaking it up.

Marissa: “Sure baby, shall we feed him first or shall we go to the manse we could feed him as we go baby? I don’t mind, I am hungry.” Laughing softly “I think we should feed him first.” I hand him over to you as I grab his thing’s to take up the manse. Baby mat, his toys and his changing bag. Watching you from the bedroom as you feed our little warrior.

Butch:

Sitting down on the couch with Rhavage in my arms, I put his bib on that said 'lil warrior’ getting him comfortable in my arms I bring his bottle up “Bottoms up son” placing the year of the bottle into Rhavage's mouth he began to suck hard “hungry there little man?” Rhavage sucked the bottle dry in not time. Taking the bottle from him I placed it onto the table.

Placing Rhavage over my shoulder I gently pat his back till he burps “where did that come from? Your big toe?” I smelt Rhavage's diaper, fuck it brought tears to my eyes “Think someone needs their bum changing, true?” Grabbing the changing bag I got everything ready to change Rhavage.

Once Rhavage was changed and I had got rid of his dirty diaper, I got Rhavage changed into his clothes of a t-shirt and jeans. Marissa emerges from the bedroom, she was dressed in a black suit and a white blouse “Mommy looks sexy doesn't she son” Rhavage was leaning against the table peering over the top looking at Marissa “Hey baby think Rhavage wants to come over to you”

Marissa:

Marissa: I was in the bedroom watching Butch feed our son, popping my head out, “looks like someone is hungry baby. He is sucking on that bottle as he hasn’t been feed.” Laughing softly. After he drank the whole bottle Butch put him over his shoulder and started patting his back. I was just walking into the lounge when Rhavage did a massive big burp. “That was big my little man” as I put my hand softly over his back.  Oh no, me and Butch both looked at each other, “he needs a diaper change.” Butch offered and changed him, he was talking to Rhavage how sexy momma was looking, I smiled back at Butch “you don’t look to bad either in those leathers baby” smirking lots. I went over and I got everything ready to take up to the manse.

Butch:

Rhavage slowly lowers himself to the floor, sticking his bum up in the air. I give him a gentle nudge on his bum with my foot. Rhavage went forward on his little hands and then his little knees followed “Holy shit baby he's crawling” Getting up I get everything out of Rhavage's way, V's gold lighter, his ashtray and his tobacco and puts them all on the table by the four computers.

Closely walking around behind Rhavage as he discovers his world around him. Watching closely to see he doesn't put anything in his mouth that he shouldn't but so far so good. V's computers were fine at the moment as Rhavage didn't know how to climb on chairs yet. I'd have to get V to put a lick on his computers so Rhavage couldn't mess up with the security or the shutters to the mansion.

I spied V's rolling papers on the coffee table, Rhavage must've seen what I was looking at as he crawled over to them. I couldn't get there quick enough, Rhavage had got them and started chewing on them, drool all over the papers. Yuck. V wasn't going to like this, he's going to get all pissy about this and it be my ass he be kicking.

Marissa: Watching as Rhavage crawled down from Butch to the floor, giving his little bum a push. He shouts over “Baby, he is crawling “ I leave everything and rush over to them both watching him, Butch running around and getting everything out the way. He looked up at his dad as he was looking at the coffee table, he crawled over and V’s papers were on the table, he reached up and he was chewing on them “Oh no, uncle V is not going to be happy about this. Maybe we should make sure everything is not in reach of him, baby. Can you imagine the manse baby. We will have to tell them. I am sure Fritz will make sure it is safe for him.”

Butch:

Taking the soggy papers from Rhavage and ditches them into the trash can “Least it was the papers and nothing else, but yeah we're going to have to make safe for him around here. If V asks act all innocent about his papers and think of me and you together so he can't read your thoughts baby” Picking up Rhavage wiping his mouth with his bib, trying to get rid of any of the rolling papers from his mouth “You ready for first meal baby? And Rhavage here can go in the high chair so he isn't getting up to mischief”

Tucking Marissa under my arm, Rhavage in my other arm we walk out of the pit heading up to the manse for first meal.

#RhavageStartsToCrawl

#DarkParables

[delicate-flower-here]

GUYS!!!!!

We've had a mini bee infestation lately at the place I work, and so we occasionally have to dip, dive, duck, and dodge out of their way because I'm highly against killing them. (I work in a theater so they like the cokes in the trash can outside, but lately they've been coming into the building.) So today we went into the soda room where we keep all of our bibs, and we didn't know they had made it into there. (As it turns out there was about 6 on the ceiling just chilling.) I was standing there talking to a service man and I felt something hit me in the face and land on my jacket. Low and behold: a tiny lil fluffy stripped baby. Point of the story, I had a bee take a nap on me and now I'm feeling pretty #blessed.