#theimpossiblescheme

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

hello one billion new followers i gained while i was sick????

[incorrectcyranoquotes]

Christian: …Don’t do that.

Cyrano: Do what?

Christian: The look. You’re doing the look again.

Cyrano: Well I can’t see it, can I? (glances across from him at a mirror) It’s my face.

Christian: Yes, and it’s doing a thing. You’re doing a “we both really know what’s going on here” face.

Cyrano: But we do!

Christian: No, I don’t! Which is why I find the face so annoying!

[longagoitwastuesday]

I think Kline's Cyrano was often too funny in emotionally charged scenes, yes, but I adored how he was particularly vicious, rurthless and violent at times when crossed. The mix of being fun yet terrible worked so well. The way Cyrano says, smiling, the "Even if you possessed the words and wit / I'd never let you get away with it" line encompassed that perfectly.

[commander-spaceboy]

My secret santa gift for @theimpossiblescheme! thank you @bees-in-a-davidbowie-shirt for hosting again this year!!

[lightingelectratwo]

Olivia the swing cat! :)

Yes @theimpossiblescheme

[misconceivedcapricorn]

Made a bunch of Pollicle/Dogs designs based on this post by @theimpossiblescheme and took the characters from Old Toffer's Book of Consequential Dogs by Christopher Reid!

I'm not quite done with all of them yet, some of them might need another design revamp (Molly, Lepold, Rosie) and others still need designs! I'll come back to this post when I have the poems compiled somewhere for people to read + finished them all

[friskafriskito]

And now for the last sketch request! Kajit (yes), a Tabaxi bard who belongs to @phoenixpinks  but was requested for them by @vanadric! Sneaky, sneaky...

Kajit is a part of the Fantasy CSI DnD campaign they, @theimpossiblescheme and @james-silenthill and I are a part of, hosted by @thekyuusanna

...we say CSI when we’re more like a bunch of Clouseaus (we are literally known as Those Fools)—

Thank you guys for the requests! I’ll post a compilation soon. c:

Kajit Byrd Song belongs to @phoenixpinks DnD created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson.

[amethyst-labyrinth]

Rules: Make a new post and post your latest line from your WIP & tag as many people as there are words.  

I was tagged by @zitronenfaltertochter

Old Deuteronomy knew they had come to him for answers and unfortunately he could not give them the answers they sought, despite his advanced years, wisdom and knowledge he had never seen a blood moon before nor did he know what was cause of the awful screams were.  

I'm just gonna tag randomly @uppastthejelliclemoon @storyweaverofgondor @theimpossiblescheme

[vileandvenom]

@theimpossiblescheme

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

@ladysparrow01 tagged me to post nine books I want to read in 2025! I'm cheating slightly here (I technically already started Tales from Earthsea and Watership Down and I also want to read Tolkien's Children of Húrin and The Fall of Gondolin) but these are ones that I really do want to read and think I might actually accomplish. I, too, have a recent bad habit of starting a book I like and then just...not finishing it.

Tagging @internal-morgan, @boltlightning, @stardustandtwilight, @wheel-of-fish, @thefearofcod, @girlfriendsofthegalaxy, @dandunn, @millionsknives, @theimpossiblescheme, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[longagoitwastuesday]

I was tagged by @wearileigh to make myself in these picrews: x x x

Thank you for tagging me!

I tag @onedivinemisfit, @theimpossiblescheme, @13eyond13, @faintingheroine, @eroshiyda, @blackwoodbanshee and @elegyofthemoon if they want to do it.

[friskafriskito]

Tagged by @thejabberwookie !

relationship status: single

favorite color: Neon or coral red, like #ff4040

song stuck in my head: Calcifer! Calcifer, he is the calcifer maaaan! https://youtube.com/shorts/9JmS1j6WpAo?feature=share

three favorite foods: pizza, brownies, chicken coconut soup

last song I listened to: through the eyes of a child, AURORA

dream trip: a tour to meet my online friends! But otherwise some place with a lot of forest and greenery, since we don’t really have that here.

last thing I googled: Arabic support Nintendo (I’ve been playing Sky: children of the light a whole lot recently and found some Egyptians on there! But while I can type in Arabic through my phone and they can read it, for me anything said by anyone in Arabic just shows up as question marks on switch :( )

Tag people!

uhhh… @theimpossiblescheme @un-awesomeme @phoenixpinks and @james-silenthill :’D

[vileandvenom]

@theimpossiblescheme

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

@old-man-ghost tagged me to describe myself using only pictures I had on my phone!

(the ones about asexuality come from a recorded show by Delaney Jordan/Infinite Snow Productions, which I watched on her Patreon)

Tagging @internal-morgan, @incestors, @tortoisesshells, @the-golden-ghost, @boltlightning, @theimpossiblescheme, @bogglebabbles, @girlfriendsofthegalaxy, @stardustandtwilight, and anyone else who wants to steal this (just say I tagged you)!

[longagoitwastuesday]

I was tagged by @13eyond13. Thanks! I was very excited because the style was different and beautiful, but to be honest it's kinda limiting. Nonetheless, it was fun. So, yes, thank you very much!

I tag @eyeciclez , @wearileigh, @faintingheroine, @eroshiyda, @blackwoodbanshee, @theimpossiblescheme and @onedivinemisfit. Here is the link, if you feel like doing it.

[dxntcallmepatches]

Sam softly blows a party horn as its his holiday soon and he is excited!!!!

Neena turned at the sound of the horn and grinned.

"Hey bud! Happy October! Are you excited for the holiday?"

She crouched and opened her arms to Sam.

"Gonna help me decorate?"