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[erika-de-claire]

{Starter for @theheadlessgroom }

Starter Call: https://www.tumblr.com/eviesheart/725057276097036288

Exhausted, mentally and emotionally that was one way to describe the current state of one Erika De Claire Pace. It simply seemed that the ghostly teenager could not get a break…

The disappearance of her father was one thing, but the equally mysterious disappearance of her mother accompanied by an entirely different Ghost Bride in the attic- primarily one that especially didn’t like her- Erika had found herself in quite the unique dynamic. Missing both of her parents, and stuck with a Black Widow Bride who truly saw her as nothing more than an inconvenience. The attic was an entirely new place at this point on, and all Erika could do was endure.

It was an evening like any other in the attic of Gracey Manor. Constance was out socializing with other haunts which gave Erika a moment of peace from the ghastly woman- though seeing her face on the various portraits didn’t do much for comfort. The sound of a single heartbeat resounded through the attic as Erika sat in one of the attic’s chairs, a small huff escaping her lips. One unfortunate thing about living in an attic meant you occasionally had run ins with moths- moths that liked to eat away at your lacy dresses. But it was nothing a lovely embroidered flower or two couldn’t fix.

Yes, this was what life had become in the attic, and for Erika she was not anticipating anything to change. But oh, was she gonna be amazed by what was waiting in store for her on this seemingly regular old evening in Gracey Manor.

Perhaps a day she had been waiting for for years….

@theheadlessgroom

[askthebrokenones-fm]

(((crawls out of hell with this) @theheadlessgroom It's been a bit since I did Sinclair interacting with Randall-

[beatingheart-bride]

Philippe's heart immediately jumped for joy when he heard Susannah's response, and caught sight of the overwhelming enthusiasm on her face. Instantly, any tiredness he'd felt before dissipated as he jumped to embrace her tightly, savoring the sensation of having her in his arms. To think, this incredible woman was going to be his wife! They were going to marry!

Remembering himself, he hesitantly pulled away just long enough to reach into his pajama pocket, pulling out a small velvet jewelry box. Carefully, Philippe flipped it open, exposing a simple, yet beautiful ring inside: a thin golden band with a single emerald stone in the center, paying homage to his love's Irish heritage. Gingerly, he took Susannah's hand and slipped the band on to her finger, getting goosebumps as he did. Finally, he pulled her in and met her in a kiss, feeling as if he was on cloud nine as he did so.

"What a way to end our vacation," Philippe chuckled softly. "I meant to do it earlier, but I never found the perfect moment."

@beatingheart-bride

"Oh!"

Hot, joyous tears sprouted from Susannah's eyes as soon as the question left Philippe's lips, a shaky smile crossing her lips as she put a hand to her mouth: Again, despite knowing exactly what he was about to ask of her, she still couldn't help but be surprised.

"Oh, Philippe..." she murmured, eyes glistening still as she lowered her hand to rest on her pounding heart, wondering if it was as deafening for him to hear as it was for her, hearing it thrumming and drumming in her ears. "Before I met you, I...I never thought about the future. I felt like...I had no future, other than working at Mickey's. That my life would always be so...boring, so empty.

But you...you changed that! You came into my life, and brought so much light and energy back into it, and you've...you've made me the happiest woman in all of New Orleans! And to be your wife...that would make the happiest woman in all the world."

She punctuated this declaration by throwing her arms around his shoulder and embracing him in an excited kiss, pale cheeks red as roses as she concluded, "Y-Yes, I-I'll marry you!"

[asktheghosthost]

May I ask Hatty something? ( besides I think I’m spelling his nickname wrong hehe!)

Hey Hatty? How come you don’t just make a 50/50 deal with Constance where she’s gets 50% of the attic and you get 50%?

Unless you two are monsters and prefer not to share then yeah, be like that, but being mean has consequences, and I’m talking from personal experience buddy! ( yeah I got in trouble for the first time today)

Just ask her the deal and the we’ll see what happens, okay?

"Personally," said Dorian, "I think that is a most excellent idea! Petty rivalries are most unbecoming, wouldn't you agree?" He puckered his lips, practically feeling the annoyed vibes from the others. "But, ah, a-heh, I'll punt this over to Hatty himself to answer!"

@askthehatboxghost @theheadlessgroom

[daughterofhatboxghost]

I’m going to add something to this I’m a GHOST  DiNOSAUR RAWW!

@askthehatboxghost

@ask-the-hatbox-ghost

@thehattersdaughter

@erika-de-claire

@strange-doll-child

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[erika-de-claire]

⭐️, please! -theheadlessgroom

//Of course!

HEADCANON:

When Erika was little, if she was ever upset about something, one of the best things that would cheer her up or make her laugh was Randall’s signature head trick, transferring it from his body to his hatbox. Something about it was so unbelievably funny to the little ghost girl.

One could only imagine how funny she found it when she learned she had the same ability to remove her own head. She was also quite young upon learning that, and the first thing she did was rush off to show her father that she too, could master his trick.\\

[brassisjustbetterguys]

Our vote is…

@ireallyliketacosokay

@asktheghosthost

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@asgardiangirll

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@artistfromminnesota

@theheadlessgroom

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@thir-0dinson

We thank you all for being a part in our lives.

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[askthebrokenones-fm]

Character Interview

What is your name ? “Egore Von Bite."

Do you know why you were named that ? “Vaguely. Henrik was Germanic, so I was given a Germanic name. Elizabeth wanted somethin' biblical but Henrik was able to talk her into something a little less... Christian. Joseph is m' middle name tho'. So I guess technically, 'm Egore Joseph Von Bite. Don' call me that tho'."

Single or taken ? “Single. Not interested."

Stop being a Mary Sue ! “I don' know what that is... Is that a person?"

What’s your eye color ? “Blue. When I was alive, it was a paler blue, but nowadays, its more... electric?"

How about hair color ? “Black. Always has been, always will be."

Have you any family members ? “None I care about. Had a mot'er and fat'er, had grandparents, cousins, aunts, uncles... Sinclair is m' family, I suppose."

Oh, how about pets ? “I have several spiders 'n' used ta have a pet crow. 'Er name was Nickles. Closest ta a pet is Airanna. She's a black widow.

Now tell me something you don’t like. “I hate crowds. Ballroom 'n' graveyard is a nightmare. I only go when I have ta, or if Thad says I can play th' organ."

Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do ? “'M a composer 'n' I perform in Hell. Makes some money on th' side ta eat off of. I write music. Practice. I read. Take walks sometimes."

Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before ? “Yes."

Ever … killed anyone before ? “Yes. People who deserved it."

What kind of animal are you ? “I used ta be human. Now 'm a demon. Sinner. Ghost Demon specifically."

Name your worst weaknesses ? “I don' know if that's safe... I suppose... M' cane I guess. Helps with m' bad knees. I can walk without it, but it aches."

Do you look up to anyone at all ? “I... I don' know... Maybe Sinclair. He's... Yeah."

Are you straight, gay or bisexual ? "Asexual. Aromantic maybe. But otherwise, straight."

Do you go to school ? “I had a private tutor when m' parents were around. Ne'er public school. There was Sunday choir tho'."

Ever want to marry and have kids one day ? “God no. I don' think 'm made fer that."

Do you have fangirls / fanboys ? “Eh? People listen ta m' music if that's what ya mean?"

What are you most afraid of ? “...Not much now. People forgettin' about me?"

What do you usually wear ? “Overcoat, tux under it. M' collared cloak. Got some custom dress shoes. Hat sometimes."

What’s one food that tempts you ? “Blood sausage. Th' mansion cooks hate makin' it since it's a bit hard ta get it right, but I beg 'em."

Am I annoying you ? “Slightly. It's th' touchy questions."

Well, it’s not over ! “Mmgh."

What class are you ( low class, middle class, high class ) ? “Born in high middle. In terms of Hell now, middle."

How many friends do you have ? “Not many. Got a few."

What are your thoughts on pie ? “Depends on th' pie's texture. Makes or breaks it fer me."

Favorite drink ? “Alcoholic or nah? 'Cause if alcohol... Red wine. There's a great brand in Hell. Nonalcoholic tho', coffee. I like mine black."

What’s your favorite place ? “Th' library. Sometimes th' attic if Constance ain't there."

Are you interested in anyone ? “No."

That was a stupid question… “Yes."

Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean ? “I think th' ocean. Lake is ta close ta bad memories."

What’s your type ? “Don't really have one."

Any fetishes ? ”Eh? Ew. No."

Seme or Uke ? “I don't know what that is."

Camping or indoors ? “Indoors."

Who asked me to interview you ? “@theheadlessgroom and @asktheghosthost recced ya."

Who would you like to send me to ? “Anywhere ya wanna go. I ain't picky."

[ghostofbayous]

From |X| @theheadlessgroom “What’s a knight?” She stared at him blankly, “Are you undead?”  This was freaking her out, she had no idea what ghosts were and why they were here. They spooked her to say the least. She had had many run ins with undead and skeletons but ghosts were what did it.  “What’s a phantasm?” This was all confusing her, she was a bit worried about why she was in here. 

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[thefuriousmagician]

So, here’s all the Hatties I have down so far for the Bloodborne au. Here’s some brief descriptions of what I have in mind for them under the cut ‘cause it got too long. (Thomas is @askthehatboxghost‘s, Horatio is @ask-the-hatbox-ghost‘s, Randall is @theheadlessgroom‘s, and The Shadow (Hatty) is @theshadowofthechateau‘s)

Thomas Gracey: Thomas Gracey, following in his mother’s side of the family’s heritage after the death of his father, joined the Healing Church of Yharnam early in age. He managed to make it to the elite delegation, the Choir. He serves as the guardian and main scholar of the laboratory in Bygenwerth. Thomas has in his possession the Augur of Ebrietas, which allows him to summon ethereal tentacles for defense as well as a multitude of other spells contained in his journal. Thomas dislikes using guns and practical weapons, viewing them as a hassle and unnecessarily brutal.

Horatio Topper: A pure blood Yharnamite, Horatio admittedly acts like he isn’t in an apocalypse. But an apocalypse never mattered to him - there’s always a proper time for hats after all, so he goes around selling homemade hats to forlorn hunters (or beasts if a werewolf wants one and doesn’t try to eat his face off). He’s simply living life, selling and making hats. Horatio has a threaded cane but rarely uses it, due to him needing it to walk on account of a bum leg. However he often uses his rifle if ever pressured and can’t flee which shoots abnormally powerful quicksilver bullets thanks to his seemingly endless supply of bone marrow ash and blood tinge. (Carries 40 bullets rather than the usual 20 for most hunters)

Randall Pace: Randall is the husband of a rather successful and efficient crow hunter (Emily the Crow) and owns a haberdashery that doubles as a inn specifically for hunters. He wants to help anyway he can in the Hunt; providing lodging and his own services are a sure fire way of accomplishing this goal. Admittedly new to hunting and going with his wife a majority of the time, he still believes he’ll be able to go on his own eventually. He carries a threaded cane and Evelyn from his wife’s travels through Yharnam’s surrounding territories (that he really doesn’t know how to use fantastically (He’s trying)). Therefore he resorts to his personal brass knuckles occasionally. He has a belt that can hold an abnormal 30 blood vials compared to the normal 20 stock.

The Shadow of Cainhurst: Many people debate on who or what exactly the Shadow is. It isn’t a Great One, but its not entirely beast and many debate if it was ever human in the first place. All they know is it has an adulation with Madame Alma Vileblood, making it impossible to reach the sobbing widow. And it can speak! That’s new. It has control of a majority of Cainhurst Castle, including the ghosts and specters inside leftover from the executioners’ reign of terror. The Shadow can summon snakes from it’s shadowy body which are heavily venomous. These snakes are not solid beings, making it possible for them to go through walls and bite unsuspecting hunters. It can summon a shadowy scythe that gives both physical and psychological damage.

The Composer of Symphonies: The Composer is a lesser Great One from before the murder of Kosm. He was created originally to be a hunchman of sorts to Kos, but after Her death by the old hunters he was reduced to a being without purpose other than to avenge her death. He therefore despises hunters with a powerful malice, and aims to bring them all a living hell. The Composer lurks in Old Yharnam and Yahar'gul, often in churches, especially those with surviving musical instruments. He tends to wear human clothes, mostly because he enjoys the texture but he also wants to seem more human or beast-like to trick hunters into engaging him. Eventually, the lesser One is bound by Sinclair the Conductor and kept as a companion of sorts. The Composer can easily manipulate his surroundings, creating a mirror world to better confuse his opponents. He often manipulates and puts his victims through grueling mental torture to weaken them before killing them and using their remains to make new instruments for his collection.

[devilshenanigans-fm]

The emoji doesn't seem to be showing up, but just the same: Portal AU, please! -theheadlessgroom

Death expected it to be a normal day; just the usual: reaping, walking, reaping... And then a ghost literally got flung out of a strange portal at them, easily bowling them over.

The sentient grunted, the exoskeleton like skin they had clacking on the ground. They groaned lowly, staring up at Randall with glowing white eyes, “Ugh... salutare... Cum... De unde ai venit?”

[asktheghosthost]

؟ -theheadlessgroom

"I can never make it up to him, I can't. All those years away..."

[ask-the-hatbox-ghost]

Another Memething

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Tagging: Again, whomever. @beatingheart-bride, @thebrideintheattics, @askthehatboxghost, @askthebrokenones-mws… anyone.

NAME: Horatio Ernest Topper. Supposedly. Hattie sometimes likes to try out the Ghost Host’s game of building a multiple-choice past for himself. He has in the past answered to the names of Thomas, Randall and Hatford. But at the moment he assures us it’s Horatio. Let’s cautiously believe him.

THEIR PROFESSION: Most fabulous haberdasher in New Orleans, when he was alive. Nowadays, it’s more of a hobby; he’s first and foremost a happy haunt.

WHERE THEY CAN BE FOUND: Obviously, on his rooftop platform at the Attic’s exit in Gracey Manor, Disneyland. Also lurks around the Attic, even though he’s not supposed to anymore. During his banishment he frequently holed up inside one of the Graveyard’s mausoleums, which now houses his collection of merchandise about himself. If he’s in none of those three, he’s probably off on a stroll with Emily or exploring the Endless Staircases. 

FAVORITE FOOD TYPES: Partial to all things well-done, such as cured ham, well-cooked meat pies, etc. This also applies to the kinds of cakes he likes, although he also enjoys ice cream for dessert.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Red wine.

FAVORITE TRAIT: Graceful sweetness, as exemplified by Emily. 

WHERE WOULD THEY GO ON A DATE?: Somewhere quiet, romantic and slightly gothic, such as evocative ruins in a forest clearing. 

IDEAL GIFT: That’s a tough one: if you can find a great hat or hatbox it’s the best you could do. But he’ll be really nitpicky and critical of it, since it’s his area of expertise. You may be better off buying him a book, or a random antique he can add to the contents of the Attic. 

HOW MANY DATES UNTIL THEY GO TO BED: Being a stuffy old man from the first half of the 19th century, his policy was to wait until marriage. Even taking Georgian/Victorian customs out of it, however, he’s such a strange combination of proud and timid that I don’t think he’d broach the subject before a whole year had gone by. 

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[thefuriousmagician]

I drew dead Mortimer and made myself sad

((We got Randall over there btw @theheadlessgroom))