#thegladhatter

[kaaramel]

I’m completely obsessed with glitch and the fanart you’ve done so far; I’d love to hear more about Scela sometime

^^ im delighted

here is some scela lore: her Sphere, the piece of ninuan that her curse resonates with, is a market selling every possible iteration of soft objects (and a lot of things that are definitely not supposed to be soft, but, Hoo Boy) staffed by little goblins for whom no better name has presented itself to me than “softmerchants.” it’s basically in a constant state of chaos as softmerchants swarm around attempting to prop up their sagging, collapsing displays, & haggle and bargain w/ passersby and each other. at lore 3 scela navigates it reasonably well and can usually negotiate an okay price for whatever curios and oddities she wants to buy from it

[cadaver1ne]

monster with lots and lots of teeth and eyes but also very soft fluffy coat

i mean……. tru. very true. im fluffy

[teaandinanity]

thegladhatter replied to your post: [muffled shrieks and wails] HOW DO YOU DRAW SHORT...

Whenever I do short haired characters their hair always ends up gradually and sneakily getting longer because I miss the fwoosh

I must confess to regularly being like ‘right, never mind, this is an AU where you have long hair because I’ve erased and re-drawn your head TWENTY TIMES and I’m tired.’ XD

[jayrockin]

How would Danny's ability to turn other people and things intangible fit in with your ghost physics? (It's been ages since I watched the show so I don't remember if other ghosts are shown doing that too.) Also, what about ghosts possessing people?

OOOH SHOOT THAT FIRST ONE MIGHT BE A HOLE IN MY THEORY!

With a lot of energy ectoplasm can force regular matter to behave like itself (which is how Danny does that meat and denim vapor tail), but I described phasing as atomized 4D motion... and if you atomize regular humans they, uh, die? Within this current model I think the only way Danny could safely pull living objects outside of 3D space is through teleportation, aka the more nauseating form of phasing. I guess I could also explain it as phasing all the matter around the person instead of their body, which defies canon but is most plausible; or bullshit up a way for it to be non-fatal, like their nervous system molecules staying close enough together to maintain their brain function. Even if it doesn’t kill you, the latter option sounds like an extremely unpleasant experience...

Honestly, if I were to make Ghost Physics a straight-up AU as opposed to an... elaborate network of headcanons? Phasing non-ghost organisms is one of the things I would trim off of established canon. To me it makes more sense, and creates some interesting scenarios... Trying to phase any regular matter would rattle around its atoms and have some of them swap places, subtly fucking up any phased object. Trying to do it to an organism would result in a nasty burn or death, doing it to stuff like clothes might have slight effects on texture and structural integrity, doing it to stuff like phones and PDAs would wipe their memory (or worse, make them non-functional). The same thing would apply to Danny’s clothes and any object he has in his pockets when he transforms, since he’s literally destroying and remaking them. I hope he’s good at memorizing phone numbers!

For possession, I’m pretty sure I can explain it as a ghost “storing” their normal body in 4D space; then their ecto-signature overlaying, overpowering, and remote controlling a human nervous system instead. It’s... probably actually really dangerous for the host... since the ghost is tugging around on their actual neurons... I can easily see long term possession or “messy” takeovers resulting in death or brain damage :(

To most sensors, Danny’s setup seems identical to possession or even a regular ghost, since he has that characteristic 4D hole to the GZ “behind” him. But Danny isn’t stashing a secret ghost body in 4D space (instead he converts himself into one) and his ecto-signature isn’t repressing his human nervous system, he just thinks with both simultaneously.

[kaijutegu]

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a ball python question. My poor little baby has a piece of stuck shed on the underside of her neck that's just not coming off. I've got a humidifier running for her, and I've been giving her soaks in warm water and having her sit in a warm damp towel, but it doesn't seem to be doing anything to help. Is there anything else I could try, or could you point me at someone else who might be able to give me some advice? Thanks!

Poor bab! Try rubbing it with a damp q-tip- start at the edges to try and lift ‘em up. Once the edges have lifted, keep pushing with the q-tip (not too hard, of course!) until it peels.

[cameoappearance]

thegladhatter replied to your post: I’ve come to the realization that the voice I have...

@ the tags - good because classic who cybermen were basically actors in silver gimp suits with breathy voices

I HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS BUT NOT WITNESSED IT

[sugarrrush]

the era of sayer twitter is upon us

me and some friends from the sayer discord made rp twitters for our janitor ocs and then i made a speaker twitter and now i am determined to get more people in on this

look at this shit

dont tell me you dont want to get in on this. this fandom is dry as hell rn what else are you doing

ocs and canon characters super welcome. literally do whatever, the more the merrier, just be respectful. if someone’s not vibing with your char having a specific dynamic with theirs, drop it for the time being, esp if it’s a ship. likewise, tell someone directly if theyre making you uncomfortable. and if someone got your canon dude first ask them if theyre chill with a dupe

 ftr if you want to make a second speaker twitter because youre just down that bad to rp speaker i will not bat an eye. current time is unestablished but most likely a hot minute before argos became vidarr 1. obviously this will change. if you wanna make ocean or brady or whoevs go 4 it we can change the time pd or alter canon who knows B)

current list of active twitters (you really only need one, follow the rest from there)

my speaker: @AerolithSPEAKER

my oc "andy”/44315: @Resident44315

@octopodian​‘s oc maya: @Resident_44391

@mariaalenkoshepard​‘s oc airam: @airam44643

@thegladhatter’s oc sweeper: @ALithDynSweeper

[vivirrins]

Sometimes Strahd invites you to a masquerade ball after you conveniently found a bunch of swanky outfits and I mean you gotta go. It's a masquerade ball at the climax of your campaign.

Cesare, Kavissa @pinkprincessrei, Leo @halfandhalfislife, Ireena and Victor! Shout out to our amazing dm @thegladhatter

[thepioden]

For the music asks, 1, 26 and 27

1:A song you like with a color in the titleHeron Blue - Sun Kil Moon, or if it counts Goldmine - I Draw Slow

26:A song that makes you want to fall in loveHame, Hame, Hame - Tha Mi Sgith (Slow Air) - Silly Wizard

27:A song that breaks your heartBlue Lips - Regina Spektor (y’all know what’s under that link, don’t pretend you don’t)

[sumeria]

OC GIF TAG pick 5 gifs that represent one of your ocs and tag 5 ppl. i picked bellisario and was tagged by @fantastical-jess i tag uhhhhHhhH @forgxll @mechabre @thegladhatter @owlbean @woniebat WEPA

[gidgetdoodles]

buncha demon goat sketches from this thing I did late last night before falling over.

(I channel the spirit of my goat, the lucky myotonic, very well)

[ Spoilers ]  the lucky myotonic is NOT dead. It just would really appreciate you moving on and pretending it was.

@klauinax @mechabre @rapacia @thegladhatter are also featured thru demon goat powers.

[freecandyman]

Inktober 2017 #12: Damask Rose

found some lines I put down on a leftover bit of board... probably several years ago tbh, of @thegladhatter ‘s character Vartan Damascena, in the style of Alphonse Mucha.  decided to put ink to it in a limited palette, and also play with glitter gel pens.  He's a plant-based space alien prince & anime villain, it’s good times

[cadaver1ne]

Null, B1 or B2

:3c

[teaandinanity]

thegladhatter replied to your post: TFW you save over your 23-layer file with a...

Oh noooo D:

I mean, on the plus side? I didn’t actually delete anything important by doing it and it’s making my computer cry a lot less now that it is not the size of a smallish moon. On the down side, I can no longer edit anything but the new lines. :\

[jayrockin]

Happy belated birthday! May you continue to bring us fascinating specbio worldbuilding and frankly terrifying reimaginings of popular characters for many years to come.

Awww shucks, thanks for following my weird blog since it was like, a tiny blog infant with a terrible teenage host!

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

No, they are both inferior to me lol.

(Good one @thegladhatter )

Reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right.