#theconchnorris

[aquoswolf]

Good ol’ art buds Shoutouts to - - @axel1kg - @scrubsandwich - @theconchnorris - @waveringlibido - @redtideart - @moeberguine - @cheesycoke - @lance-arts - @assassin-viperx - @dead-carl-artblog - @alpacamaca - @pukiri Thanks for sticking around you guys ;D

[thegoddamnowl]

so how about that sportsball

[putuksstuff]

I know we don't talk much, but happy birthday man.

[longliveteufort]

Maybe draw Soldier biting into an onion in the same manner one would as in apple in Color Pallete #20? I think it'd look neat

this is easily the strangest request ive ever gotten. i adore it.

ive literally had long conversations with multiple friends over this ask. we were trying to figure out how each merc would eat a raw onion if dared. so guess what you started this madness so here we are: 

Soldier: probably doesn’t even realize it isn’t an apple till halfway through. Continues to power through the rest because he ain’t a quitter

Scout: Cries. tries to eat the rest of it so he can prove himself but ends up throwing up.

Pyro: the onion is devoured in the half second no one is looking and or is horrifically mashed through their mask

Engie: Would refuse at first over pride, calling the whole thing stupid, but could be pressured into it with some well timed short jokes that set off his temper. Takes one bite and regrets everything.

Heavy: Absolutely would not. But he would stay to watch others try.

Demo: He’d have to be more drunk than usual. Soldier can rile him up to try it, but more likely he figures a way to weaponize it via explosives. 

Sniper: You think this man gives a fuck???? He’s been out in the desert for weeks on end, he’s eaten much worse. Everyone thinks he wont do it, but BAM he just starts chomping away. The team is in awe when he finishes so casually and gains 10+ respect points from everyone.

Medic: Is torn between the competition being below him and stupid, and the opportunity to freak out the team more than he already does.  Ultimately, if he did do it i think the smell and taste would be too much for him. Understandable, considering its a raw onion.

Spy: It’s Spy. Of course he isn’t doing some idiotic dare. He’s an asshole about it so the rest of the team puts onions in everything he owns till he at least tries. In his locker, in his room, in his shoes- after the 15th found onion he caves and spits out the very first bite, but it satisfies the masses.

[kollapsar]

Speedpaint commission for @theconchnorris! Thanks for this one :D

Commission // Patreon

[joey-wheeler-official]

Joey Wheeler, Joey Wheeler, and Joey Wheeler

FUCK AND MARRY

[waveringlibi]

birthday present for @theconchnorris 

his name is wild west hero requiem and he is a cowboy

[spursartblog]

finished up yet another commission. this one from the wonderful @theconchnorris

[pink---ish]

Every fucking time I see the word cronch I think of @theconchnorris and his shitty SICK meme. Also, yknow, I think of him cronching the bones of his enemies.

[captainsartlog]

Commission for @theconchnorris ! 

Art Blog | Commission Info | Picarto | Queue +TOS | Adopts! Contact me here, on FA, or email me @ everycaptain[at]gmail.com

[extradan]

theconchnorris replied to your photo: “theres this girl i like”:

so something that's merely an illusion and held up by a lad raised as a ladette?

y es

[aquoswolf]

Jumped on the Pop Team Epic fan art train. Drawn by me, colored by @theconchnorris

[longliveteufort]

@theconchnorris that's some real wisdom right there

[yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps]

Two Boyns Submilt By Caltoon Fans Name Of @theconchnorris. These Boys Is Name Biggest Boy And Killerino And They’re Both Just The Worst. But You Know What Cartoon Fanst?? You Know Whant???

[joey-wheeler-official]

🎁

[waveringlibi]

next session we’re going to fight a pc turned evil pc turned npc and he has a fucking dragon and it’s gonna be great

s/o to our DM @theconchnorris and party memebers @kajel-jeten @holasoygabey