#thecockblockingkeyboard

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we would probably cry over seblaine together

YES WE WOULD

[queenwille]

thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: all the blaine haters reblogging my post with my...

which post

woot woot iqbal for president

[rykerstrom-blog]

Folks, thanks for the nice comments.  I'm just having a tough time in real life right now and it keeps getting worse so everything else seems compounded.  Thanks dearies.

[tirpse]

thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: I really love Teen Wolf. I love a lot of the...

same ugh. i like sterek and jackson x lydia, but i dont ship them like my glee ships

I definitely like Jackson and Lydia, especially after the season finale but it's not actually shipping in the sense that I would be upset if they broke up or whatever.

I also don't ship Sterek. I am one of those peeps that only even thinks about shipping characters if they are actually canon or if there are hints and spoilers going in that direction. 

I am a very picky shipper. I only really SHIP SHIP two pairings. Kurt and Blaine and Luke and Noah from an American soap.

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thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: time...

u popped the cherry of the petra pls tag i bow to u

good now you can't unfollow me

[luckyjak]

hi! im a very big fan of your fics (i think i sent you anon praises in the past), and i wanted to ask if you would ever consider writing het!klaine? that means bisexual!blaine (or kurt) and cisgirl!kurt (or blaine). it doesnt have to be long, maybe you could just write a headcanon?

Hmmm.  I have complicated Feels on this.

I have had ideas in the past for making a straight!Klaine fic, but I'm reluctant to write things.  One reason is because fandom is (rightfully so) very sensitive about making canonically gay characters straight. For good reasons, of course ('cause if not I'd be on the good ship romantic Hummelberry forever and ever) but it's still sensitive for people.

If I were to write straight!Klaine, it would be cismale!Kurt and cisfemale!Blaine, and they'd both be gay (or so they think).  It would happen just like in canon--Kurt spies on co-ed Dalton, meets Blayne Anderson, lesbian extraordinaire, his teenage dream.  They'd become besties because neither of them have really ever had a gay friend before.  So Blayne gives Kurt terrible advice and they confront Karofsky together ("Who's this, your beard?") and they talk about Patti Lupone's latest book together and are just bffs forever like in canon, minus Kurt's crush.

At least until Blayne serenades a girl in the Gap and Kurt has to comfort her, and then he realizes "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I HAVE ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR A GIRL."

(Because they still play-flirted like in canon during BICO and other times because lol Blayne's a flirt, but he never thought it meant anything and now holy crap he wants her, he wants her bad, what does this mean?)

Then BIOTA happens, and Rachel and Blayne make out, and Rachel is all "I'm going to ask her out!" and Kurt freaks her out majorly, making both Rachel and Blayne feel like crap for even considering to date one another, telling Rachel she's just doing it for attention and there's no such things as bisexuals and is just really really hurtful.

Then he cries to his dad, who is CONFUSED but supportive as always.

(Burt: "So you like girls now?"Kurt: "NO. Girls are gross! I don't understand boobs and vaginas scare me."Burt: "...But you like Blayne?" Kurt: "HER BOOBS LOOK SO SOFT I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM arghhhh WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?")

So Burt tells him he has to man up and apologize, and that if he really likes Blayne he should tell her.

So Kurt goes to Blayne after her date with Rachel. (Blayne: "She's hot but crazy! What was I thinking?") and apologizes to her for being such a butt.

Then Blayne asks him what his real problem with her dating Rachel was.

And he (COURAGE!) tells her that his problem wasn't that he didn't want her to date Rachel, but that he wanted her to date him.

Then they make out.

Or something.

idk.  It is not a very complete headcanon.

But you never know! I might write it someday!

[kittenboyblein-blog]

peTRA MY WHOLE TIMELINE IS FALLING APART

HELP

[jolirevette]

OMG I didn't noticed that you started following me, Petra!

(I hope I'm allowed to call you Petra because I really don't want to call you a keyboard)

I promise to always tag everything right and to never post offensive things about Blaine

[discoblainesarchive-blog]

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u so kawaii i cant even

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molly pls you’re gorgeous oh my goD

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YOU’RE SO PRETTY WHAT THE HELL

I'M JUST A GIRL WITH A BLOG

[queenwille]

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nO

HEYAA

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These individuals who are tagged liked your post: Fic: We Are The Night (Vampire!SeBlaine) - Prologue

Thanks so much for liking this.  I hope the following chapters live up to your expectation.  Chapter 2 has self-harm and has just been posted.

[tirpse]

mothafickle replied to your post: I wonder if people will start shipping Brody with...

i have the brodykurt url saved ;)

AND WHAT ABOUT BRODYBLAINE? ;)

thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: I wonder if people will start shipping Brody with...

its the glee fandom of course people will

Very good point. Very true.

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thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post:

time to unfollow

[amurderdoll]

Tumblr Crushes:

mirvly

myklainecorner

starkids-in-the-tardis

tardismyoldgirl

thecockblockingkeyboard

gleecritic

brindercriss

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evlythe-evil-queen

Four months ago all my tumblr crushes had to do with Slipknot / Murderdolls / Stone Sour. I regret nothing! Nothing! And I love all these blogs >.>

[kittenboyblein-blog]

thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post:...

pls beg ur mother/father i want to cuddle u so fucking hard that u get pregnant

this is like one of the sweetest things someone ever said to me

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thecockblockingkeyboard replied to your post: uM I MET SOMEONE HIS NAME IS FREDDY HE LOVES GLEE...

otp