#thecalamitywitchalessandra

[samuraiofice]

@thecalamitywitchalessandra

“Hey, Alice, come on. I still need to see Toy Story 4.”

[thecalamitywitchalessandra]

War Witch (Closed Rp)

@samuraiofice

Alessandra hovered above the ground for a few seconds. The cries of the dying would never get old, ah, no, the witch would never get tired of them. It was the sound of victory. Her hand raised up to her communicator “We’re going through! Destroy any remaining enemies with extreme prejudice! Let’s finish this work.” 

Through the smoke and debris, the Calamity Witch spotted a familiar silhouette, and as she got closer she saw a wounded person alongside him. “Oh, ho? I wasn’t expecting to see you here of all places”  Alessandra calls out as she places her hands on her waist as she floats down towards the samurai, landing with a thump. “I would say to just leave, but I’m curious as to why you’re here. Considering, well...” her cursed eyes glancing down at an injured enemy soldier beside their feet, a sneer spreading across her lips. “Now isn’t the time to be roaming around killing gods or whatever. This place is a warzone, and you shouldn’t be aiming to get shot by either side” the witch sighs as she takes out her knife, kneeling down to stab her blade through the soldier’s heart. “Hmm, unless you have a deathwish or something, then be my guest.” 

[crimson-lili]

❣️ ❣️ ❣️

Thank you!!!! I like seeing our muses interact. They both have such similar outlooks on life, but different enough to bounce off each other.

[madness-of-a-king]

The Witch & The Hydra (closed rp)

@thecalamitywitchalessandra

Hades sat on his throne, a bit bored. Today was just one of the days when he felt so bored that he would settle for anything to keep him entertained. To his surprise, he felt a powerful magical energy enter his castle..and he was just happy about it. It was something to get his mind off of the boredom that plagued his mind. "So..what brings you to my neck of the woods?"

[pcrcelainjingo]

Starter for: @thecalamitywitchalessandra   

     POOMF! POOMF!

     Cleaning up after a skirmish like this was nice for cooling off after the initial adrenaline rush a soldier gets in a fight, but ultimately got fairly tedious fairly quickly. All they’d have to do was patrol the conquered battlefield, activate a menial 「Detect Life 」 spell, and snuff out any life force remaining. Following that protocol, Tanya’s Luger would claim the lives of two more injured soldiers without so much as a blink from Tanya herself. From her perspective, a mercy killing here was much more enticing than the slow, agonizing devouring of the muck and crows.

     However, Tanya was aware that some soldiers took advantage of this time for the collection of trophies. While it wasn’t outright outlawed and Tanya had little issue with it in concept, wasting too much time for the sake of trite sentimentality was an easy way to get on the blonde’s nerves. When a fellow soldier lingered for too long, she was quick to call them out.

     “Oi, you!” Tanya singled out the witch with her free hand. She’d kept her in the corner of her eye for some time and had since determined she’d been spending a bit too much time on that particular corpse. “We aren’t here to play with the dead. Shoot him and move on.”

[icecaptaintoshiro]

thecalamitywitchalessandra

Toshiro was on patrol when he felt another pressure behind him.  “Alessandra, what can I help you with..”He said with out even turning around to look at her as by her pressure alone, was enough to identify her by.

[lady-silver-hair]

"Thanks. Did you need to borrow one as well, or were you just changing into your pajamas after?"

She motioned the other along to the bathroom. A bit of steam washed over their faces as she opened the door.

"Come on, let's not let the heat escape!"

thecalamitywitchalessandra:

“Okay” Alessandra calls out. “Eep!” Alessandra jumped feeling the other suddenly whispered in her ear. “I… I mean I don’t mind us taking a bath together” that was something that friends did right? And Alessandra very much so enjoyed having the other around. “Besides it’ll be faster and I can wash your back if you want,” Alessandra gave a certain nod.

“Oh? A-alright, I’ll go draw it then.”

Hold up gigglefuck, we need to stop right here. That potion is almost certainly worn off, so can we talk now?

Ai took the plate to the sink before running off down the hall.

“How about you shut up, okay? I’m just trying to have fun. You always put me to sleep when you handle things, so can’t you just do that for a while?”

I just don’t want you to make mistakes that you’ll feel shitty living with.

“Just go to sleep. It’ll all be fine.”

As the tub filled she changed into a robe. She returned to find the other when it was finished.

[divinegalestorm]

Mirrors and Clowns

Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror?Definitely horror.

Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Natalie often thinks she looks too plain. Her eyes and hair are the same color, and the only other tone is her skin. 

[succubusscience]

❤ what’s your love style? ❤

Your Love Style is Eros

For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!)

“That’s...... quite accurate~”

Tagged By: @thecalamitywitchalessandra

Tagging: (anyone. Tag me to see the results) 

[gearlessjunkdogjoe]

JOE

╳   FLAWS.

moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny | controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies | impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power hungry | greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive | spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky | absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | childish | callous | clingy | delusional | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cynical | cruel | depressed | deranged | egotistical | envious | insecure | insensitive | lustful | delinquent | guilt complex | reclusive | reckless | nervous | oversensitive

♔   STRENGTHS

honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave | patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky |intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous | merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming | cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm | protective | proud | diligent | considerate | compassionate | good sportsmanship | friendly | empathetic | passionate | reliable | resourceful | sensible | sincere | witty | funny

🖌 SKILLS & HOBBIES.

art | acting | astronomy | animals | archery | sports | beach combing | bellydancing | bird watching | blacksmithing | boating | calligraphy | camping | candle making | casino gambling | ceramics | racing | chess | music | cooking | crochet | weaving | exercise | swordplay | fishing | gardening | ghost hunting | ice skating | magic | engineering | building | inventing | leatherworking | martial arts | meditation | origami | parkour | people watching | swimming | puppetry | pyrotechnics | quilting | reading | collecting | shopping | socializing | storytelling | writing | travelling | exotic dancing | minor potion tricks & trinkets

((Bold for the more common traits, italics for the traits that occasionally occur))

Tagged by: @bambino-muses Tagging: @shifterkitty @crystalmelodies @maidenofawkwardness@thecalamitywitchalessandra @electricea @hxgure @plethora-of-souls and whoever else wants to do this!

[volk-vin-hellsing]

10 favorite characters rules: name 10 of your favorite characters from different fandoms, then tag others!

1. Doomslayer from DOOM

2. Goblin Slayer from Goblin Slayer

3. Guts from Berserk

4. Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher

5. Vergil from Devil May Cry

6. Sarge from RvB

7. Jaune from RWBY

8. Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause

9. Adam Jensen from Deus Ex

10. Wang from Shadow Warrior

Tagged by @pieman1112

Tagging: @volcanicprxncess @corrupted-warrior @thecalamitywitchalessandra @demonicdame @glitter-skullz

[samuraiofice]

nice + meeeee!

//One of my oldest followers on here, helped me to really flesh out Jacob's character after trashing the old blog for... Not doing that. But, this is about Alice, who's full name is really pretty, but too much effort to type most of the time. In short, you could say she's a bitch. Buuuuut, it's also more complicated than that, and she always manages to make you question if you're the asshole for making that statement in the first place by presenting arguments that she's not that mean. It's made even better by the fact that it's fairly believable, until you realize that it's fundamental bullshit, and she's completely batshit. I've probably said before, but Jacob has a crush on Alice because honestly, he's somewhat in awe of her ideals a lot of the time, since they're close enough to his own, terribly flawed ones for him to believe she's actually executing justice actively and is a role model.

@thecalamitywitchalessandra

[thecalamitywitchalessandra]

“Explain to me how that samurai obsessed, nerd guy gets a relationship and yet I’ve not even a suitor. Even my Lieutenant is going on a date tonight... Am I really so unapproachable?” 

[crimson-lili]

9

9. What punishment does the mun think would be justifiable for the muse?

Ohhhh maaaan. Really interesting question. I like to approach Lucy’s character as a victim turned abuser. Like, she goes through some really fucked up shit. But it doesn’t at all excuse all the horrible stuff she does. She hurts innocent people. It’s almost like she refuses to learn from her mistakes. I think the best punishment is realizing what a horrible person she is. That no, it’s not just the worlds fault. That she bares some of the blame for the way her life turned out. Yeah, Lucy was dealt a really shitty hand in life, but she made the choice to kill people. That maybe no, she doesn’t deserve a happy ending after all the killing. I think being swallowed up by all the guilt would be the final straw. She’d just break. By that point, you wouldn’t even have to do anything to her. She’d isolate herself from what little there is to love in the world, and wither away in some forsaken corner of the world.

[ask-thedepressedkidatthetable]

Post Your Character’s Stats!

William Starchild LV.43 Warrior HP ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜ MP ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜ ATK ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜ DEF ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜ LCK ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ SPD ⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ STA ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜   

Tagged By: @heartxshaped-bruises Tagging: @formuseskies @ask-flip-frost @dork-in-a-trenchcoat @acanislupus @throughtheadversity @thecalamitywitchalessandra

[samuraiofice]

Why @fangoffenrir and @thecalamitywitchalessandra let Jacob stick around