#the-oooze-creature

[openedmaw]

ok so, I have no idea if you're the right person to ask about this but I ain't got anyone else so I just gotta try it

my black latex creature thing whatever the FUCK they're called kintype is a predator of humans, whenever I think about them for to long my mouth starts watering, I get hungry, and my hunting instincts flare up, I see humans as prey. the thing is... most of my friends are humans, and deep down I can't help but just want to devour them, I'm hoping you'll have some advice for how to deal with this, I don't wanna make them uncomfortable and they don't know I'm a predator yet.

honestly I don't have a whole lot of suggestions as i don't actually spend a lot of time around humans. i tend to keep things i can chew on with me and that helps with the biting/devouring impulses, you could also keep things like meat sticks with you if having a taste is important to your desires.

depending on your friend group and how they react to things, as well as whether this would actually help quell the want or if it would just make it worse/harder to control, something i do with my human shaped friends is just. bite them. some can take harder bites than other, and i like to make chewing motions as well. not hard enough to hurt them too bad but enough that it feels like im kind of eating them.

i hope this is helpful somewhat, my followers are free to add suggestions in the replies/reblogs if they have other suggestions! i also wanna tag @scarsmood bc i feel like they might have some input, it feels in their wheelhouse :°]

[fuzzy-oooze]

Halflings are the most boring fantasy race. I need to make them better.

Personally, I think removing them from their usually habitat of "rural farming town" and having them exist on their own is the first real step.

The second step is to turn them into furries because they'd make a great animal person race. Just cram animals that live on a farm together in a humanoid shape trust me it is both humane AND legal.

[serious-tabaxi]

magic Species Part 4?

We finally have our 2 themes: Relic and Bio-mutagen.

@cow-stealin-gal @sorcererest-sorcerer @bloodkrieg21 @chaos-creature-on-the-roof

@softandwigglybones @pythonofficial @wasteland-squog-baby @voltt-shockwing

@squeeble-deeble-academy @pyre-the-thing @russettrush @7tonsofsalt

@mr--zer0 @ignisuada

Now we need to derive a general species descriptor from these themes.

I'm personally favorable to the idea of Sentient Parasitic Magic Items that primary live when attached to a host, change the host they are attached to, and can possibly even control the host.

BUT! if you have other species descriptors that fit "Relic" and "Bio-mutagen" please share them and we can vote between them!\

Bloodkrieg's Idea:

tl;dr: ancient fleshshifter alien species

Fuzzy-ooozes' idea:

Revenants: humanoid skeletal insects who reproduce like parastoid wasps and where so old as a species that most of their cities were underground, not being they're cave-dwellers or anything, the earth just moved up around them.

(presumably they inhabit the bones of dead humanoids or something...)

Bloodkrieg's Second idea(same vein as oooze's idea): a species that fills armor, and uses armor as an exoskeleton.

My Second Idea: the preists of the Living World/the Living World as a whole: the living world is a moon-sized organism with its own atmosphere that travels through the stellar system. it's probably sentient, but its so large and dangerous that its primary inhabitants don't know where or what that sentience is. speaking of. the Priests are a series of warring groups all wrought from the same strange flesh that makes up the world. they all want, ultimately, control over the Living World, but none of them have devised spells or rituals strong enough to give them absolute control. it is theorized that the whole population of priests would have to collaborate to successfully control the World, but seeing as the factions are locked in endless battle that may never happen.

[msweebyness]

DuPont School for Monstrous Youths- Mireille Caquet

A blob monster never looked so cute! As always, thanks to @imsparky2002 and @artzychic27!

Species: Slime Creature

Appearance/Attire: Black hair resembling tar, big brown eyes, translucent body composed of pale blue slime, limbs with no fingers, always dripping ooze. Blue Orbee-Pearl Necklace, Grey Tank top under navy cardigan, ankle-length black skirt with sky blue ooze along the hem, blue flip-flops.

Bio: A shy and timid girl who feels a bit insecure in her slimy skin, Mireille tries their best not to make waves in the school and stay out of trouble. Despite her somewhat awkward and quirky nature, Mireille is a very kind and friendly monster who’s easy to talk to once you get to know them. She’s learning to stand up for herself and not shake like jelly when confronted. Mireille also has the unfortunate tendency for things to get stuck in her slime, which can make their school work a bit difficult. They love her girlfriend, Aurore, who is always willing to help clean up her slime trails.

Quotes:

“Whenever I'm ooozing around, it's a nightmare for the janitor."

"Did you know my slime can disintegrate things when l'm pissed? Yeah, you think about that!'

“Yeah, that green ooze in the Nick channel was actually excess slime from my folk. Weird, huh?”

“Aurore, you make my heart bounce!"

“What the guck?!”

"Guys, I got stuck again!"

Watch your step, she leaves a trail! Leave thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[inky-evergreen]

@the-oooze-creature :3

[nex-eats-eyes]

violence is always the answer @the-oooze-creature is going into a blender 👍👍👍👍

[dogtistic-swag]

A gift for @the-oooze-creature of their OC Saleos!

[the-strange-world-of-jplovecraft]

Dripping with Ketchup

written by JP & AI Lovecraft.

It was a dark and stormy night when I stepped out of my hideously oversized vehicle onto the deserted country road. I had been warned not to take this route, but I was in such a hurry that I had not heeded the warnings. Besides, no snowflake woke leftist was gonna tell me where I can or can’t drive my land boat. I got my freedoms.

The wind was howling through the trees, and the rain pelted my face as i walked down the road. With each step, I felt a growing sense of dread. Something was watching me, something sinister and unseen, something that smelled of Diet Coke and fried chicken farts.

Suddenly, I heard a loud thump and saw a figure standing in the middle of the road. I stopped in my tracks, heart pounding. The figure was tall and cloaked in darkness, its face hidden in the shadows.

The figure slowly began to move, its short, flabby arms, covered in smashed ketchup packets reaching out for me. I screamed and ran, but the figure kept coming. I could feel its cold, clammy touch on my skin as it slowly closed in.

“You’ll make such a fine Big Mac sandwich!” It wailed as it attempted to smother me with a sesame seed bun. “The greatest sandwich ever. I eat only the best foods! I eat large pizzas topped with tiny pizzas!!!!”

Donald Trump?

It was Donald Trump!!! He was in some sort of prescription pill / diet soda stupor. He was dripping with ketchup. He was pulling me towards his gaping lie hole.

To what did I owe this honor? Was it my reward for flying 52 different Trump flag variations from my big ole truck. Was it because I listen to the J6 choir all day to run up those numbers on Spotify? Was it because I gave my moms life savings to help build the wall. Was it because of my MAGA tramp stamp?

👇

I was flattered but the overwhelming smell of special Big Mac sauce ooozing from his armpits was smothering me. I ran to my massive MAGA mobile, jumped in, locking the doors. I started the engine and drove off as fast as I could. In my rear view mirror I could see Trump drowning a small woodland creature in ketchup before swallowing it whole.

I still love Trump but, well, whenever I pass by a fast food joint I swear I see his reflection in the glass, covered in ketchup, reeking of Diet Coke, licking his lips, reaching for me. It scares me, it kind of gives me a half a chub.

I just got my unemployment check, need to buy more flags.

[serious-tabaxi]

Revenants(adopted from fuzzy-oooze's species of the same name)

revenants are semi-insectoid creatures that live by parasitically controlling hosts. they have some capability to warp themselves and their hosts, with each revenant being, effectively, a mobile wasp hive. despite the hivemind difficulties, Revenants are very, VERY old. it is theorized that they crashed on the planet only a million years after land mammals first existed, and they lived in large, concentrated cities for millenia. eventually, they mastered bioengineering, and sunk their own cities deep underground for safety, keeping themselves secluded and more importantly safe. they were, however, relatively recently rediscovered by deep cave explorers.

[nex-eats-eyes]

@the-oooze-creature called bioshock “the funny underwater shooty bang bang game”

thats one way to dumb it down ig

[trashshouldnt]

@crabussy @pixel-mess @the-oooze-creature

I FOUND MORE

[fuzzy-oooze]

may i ask why your name (Oooze) has 3 O's instead of the normal 2 O's for the word ooze?

my first choice "The-Ooze-Creature" was already taken so I added the extra O and when I changed(heh) it to "Fuzzy-Oooze) I kept it 'cuz it's funny.

[nex-eats-eyes]

my older brother @the-oooze-creature tells me to make slimetons theme and suddenly im like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no i gotta write 8 goes to a pride event

[trashshouldnt]

Joining in because I LOVE picrew chains :]

Tags! (No pressure though you guys ^^) @the-oooze-creature @randomideas666 @pixel-mess @empty-warehouse @pearlinaweddingdlc @crabussy @localcanadiancryptid22

UMM IM BORED SO LETS ATTEMPT TO START A PICREW CHAIN😋😋

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1349935

LINK!!

Step two🤧 tagging a fuck load of my mutuals 😋

(NO PRESSURE!!!)

@lesbianjakewheeler @korakii-i @futurebadcomedian @twyz @mssanswich @servogender @uncertaininnit @riverisreallydumb @newmsies @lastplacepunishments @theatregorl @angry-inch @oliviaaaah @imsofansie @spacestamps @comicsanslover

and anybody else who sees this🤧🤧 LIKE I SAID NO PRESSURE this picrew is so cute tho omfg

[dream-thief-forever-amen]

Lord of the Rings - The Rings of Power. Ep 1-2

I like it. A lot. It’s freaking gorgeous and the characters are cool.

Apparently it’s different from the books or whatever but I never read them anyways so I don’t care if the dwarf lady doesn’t have a beard or the elves have short hair.

True, it started off messy with a huge exposition dump that made me a bit confused. But by the mid point it started dropping in on other characters and by the end of ep 1, I was curious what would happen next. Ep 2 continued to be exciting and enjoyable.

I like the two hobbit-ish girls in particular. I assume that’s a wizard the comet dropped so hellloooooo grand entry! Two scrappy hobbit-type girls and a huge magical dude will be a fun time.

I like the single human mom and the moon-eyed elf who is clearly in love with her. The broken sword her teen son found… that thing is clearly trouble and also I would have totally taken it too.

The elf gal rules. I love that she turned away from Elf Heaven and was like “eternal peace? Nope, none for me, sir. I choose violence!” The guy on the raft seems equally bitchy so I’d like to see them paired up as allies.

Elf dude and the dwarf!!! I love them. I love the dwarf wife and kids. I love a happy family and to see a father with a bestie.

A big baddie, gross orcs, some magic or evil that makes cows milk turn to black oooze, sea monsters, lots of mysteries and intrigue…

I’m down. I’ll be watching this every weekend, no doubt. The cgi is remarkable… the costuming… the various types of creatures. Love love love.

So far so good.

[baeddel]

The sideboard is currently a bit “uuuh idk” cuz I havent played enough games w it, I have like, Narsets (just for prisoning control), Prison Realm & Ixalan’s Binding (for pw decks), Seal Aways (for white weenies), a Tamiyo (for Grixis) and 2 Vetos and 2 Absorbs, which arent in the mainboard incase of opposing Teferis. Against control I’d obvs side out the 3 Time Wipes and the Warrant // Wardens, maybe the Knights of Autumn depending on what they play, for the counters and prison cards, but its possible I should actually just take more early game creatures against control. The counterspells and planeswalkers should be Jadelight Rangers or Growth Chamber Guardians, maybe even a Biogenic Oooze. Agaist aggro, I dont know what I’d side out. Maybe T5feri?!