#the-forgin-phoenix

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

spinspansprinsponk

@ryunosuke-naruhodo-blog say this five times fast.

[arda-ancalima]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this tropic port

Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,

The skipper brave and sure.

Five passengers set sail that day

For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,

The tiny ship was tossed,

If not for the courage of the fearless crew

The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle

With Gilligan

The Skipper too,

The millionaire and his wife,

The movie star

The professor and Mary Ann,

Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of the castaways,

They're here for a long, long time,

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,

Will do their very best,

To make the others comfortable,

In their tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,

Not a single luxury,

Like Robinson Crusoe,

As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,

You're sure to get a smile,

From seven stranded castaways,

Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

"Skipper, did I do that?"

"No Gilligan, I just felt like wearing the door tonight."

[easy-copper]

hello hello!!! i noticed in your bird post that you really like phoenix’s and i felt the need to tell you that my name is phoenix :D

Hello there!

Ah, that's a real interesting coincidence, isn't it? :) You just happened to be making your way across Tumblr (as one does), randomly noticed that particular post of mine which happens to contain your name (as custom dictates), and decided to make it known to me (all according to standard social etiquette).

It's really a great pleasure to meet you, Phoenix! :)

[klint-vanzieks]

hello!! i was scrolling through your blog and saw something about a boar skull, may i ask where you got it and what you named it?

Mx. Phoenix-

It belonged to my uncle Gideon. I believe he named it Yorick.

Yours in question,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[dearestwoods]

i’m glad to hear that you’re okay, friend!! get some rest, you deserve it <3

...Thanks.

[cornertheculprit]

no wait wait wait thinking about phoenix's name being slandered by the news after he gets disbarred (you know. where they call him "the forgin' attorney") and thinking about maya hearing about it and instantly racing down to the city to see phoenix because the last time someone she loved was slandered by journalists it was her mother and misty up and disappeared on her and she desperately needs to make sure that phoenix doesn't disappear on her too because she's already lost so much of her family and she can't bear to lose another. she meets trucy and her heart goes out to her as one daughter whose parent disappeared on her to another but there's another part of her that can't help but be so grateful to this eight-year-old kid because trucy is proof that phoenix isn't planning to disappear.

[stupldappie4]

My Apollo Justice sequel plot ideas:

Trucy finds out about her mother (that she has her memory back). Dilemma: does she stay with her or with Phoenix?

Apollo (slowly) figures out (on his own) who his mother is and that he is Trucy's brother. Problem: He gets mad at Phoenix for not telling him.

Flashback case involving Kristoph. Possibilities:

You play as Kristoph, essentially playing the "bad guy", knowingly presenting tampered/false/forged evidence and knowingly using dirty tricks. (You kinda know the defendant is actually guilty)

You play as the prosecutor (maybe Edgeworth?), having to go up against Kristoph. You have to try to prove the defendant guilty. You know the defendant is guilty.

-> Maybe the defendant gets away with the crime as a result of this (and Apollo has to maybe prove this persons guilt.)

Klavier gets accused of murder and you have to defend him. Underlying problem: Klavier doubts himself and compares himself to his brother. He's asking himself if being a criminal lies in his family's blood. And then there's also the doubting himself as a prosecutor after now knowing that he helped his brother ruin an innocent man's life.

Phoenix gets his badge back. Problems: trying to find footing in the legal world again after being disbarred. The people still think of him as the forgin' attorney.

Fleshing out and establishing the jury system. Problem: theres still corruption going on (chief prosecutor Miles Edgeworth comes in clutch)

The Magical Turnabout but the pacing is better: It should have been split in two days: Day 1: Witness Bonny & it ends with twin reveal, instead of the recess court gets adjourned, trial and investigation is split across two days. Apollo uses Perceive instead of the Mood Matrix.

these are just some random thoughts i wrote in my notebook

[arda-ancalima]

@the-forgin-phoenix

they should let me design tshirts

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

have you ever been to the waterspout at the very bottom of the water system? because there you’ll find a little alligator who goes by the name of alfred!

...I can't say that I have.

[easy-copper]

more of a comment but i’ve been saved for another day. caffeinated water coffee will be later this week, for now i’m having more caffeine than one should in a day

.........

Great!!

hey @chaosofshadow. do you want to eat some cheese with me? right now?

[klint-vanzieks]

hello prosecutor klint!! i hope this message finds you well!! i’d like to inform you that it’s my birthday and i’d like to cordially invite you to enjoy some cake with me at your earliest convenience, if not, then i’m sure some cake will find its way to you!

Mr. Phoenix-

I do so hate to decline an invitation, but I daresay I would not be able to join you for cake. Still, I trust that your birthday was a happy one, and that your next comes quickly and with joy.

Yours in turning,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[nerdnag]

@the-forgin-phoenix

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

hello prosecutor asogi!! i hope this finds you well!! i would like to inform you that it’s my birthday and you’re invited for a slice of cake at your earliest convenience!!!

Why are you calling me--

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Happy birthday! It is kind of you to offer cake, but I am afraid I'm out of town at the moment. Enjoy your day, and I wish you a good year ahead.

[easy-copper]

i’ve had that caffeinated water the other day, and it tasted weirdly clean. i think you were right to be a little grossed out by the very thought of it.

Clean, huh? Maybe you stumbled on the recipe of holy water.

[askaceattorney]

Dear Yasuhiro Hagakure,

You weren’t too far off, actually.  The only thing you got wrong was the “become a criminal” part.  I’m still on the straight and narrow, aside from being a so-called “Forgin’ Attorney.”  I might be willing to ask for your services in the future if I had that kind of money.

Come to think of it, maybe you should consider looking among wealthier people for prospective clients.

-Phoenix Wright

[nerdnag]

@the-forgin-phoenix

btw every time i say 'oaaough' or some variation of that i am trying to convey this emotion