#the x files text post

[apocalyptichearts]

knuckles white dry, gang of youths x the cancer arc

[bloodfreakcastiel]

chris carter refusing to make mulder and scully a permanent and complete romantic couple is homophobic

[jodians]

the fbi was going through the craziest shit in the 90s like what the hell do you mean they needed to use an insanely dangerous cannibal for information to catch a serial killer who is murdering innocent families for his becoming of a god that is possessed by a dragon, then having to use him AGAIN to catch another serial killer who is murdering girls (including a senator’s daughter) to wear their skin as a suit while some other girl died under mysterious circumstances while other people are getting abducted by aliens and being terrorized by the paranormal while ALSO across the country, there’s a satanist who is possessing dolls and using a former nurse to kill more families???

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

my doctor: and what do we do when we have cramps?

me: make shitposts

my doctor: no-

[loubetcha]

scully textposts are finally here!

mulder

[actual-changeling]

@skelavender saw your tags and couldn't resist

[grlbutnotwood]

am I a bad person for absolutely loving it when mulder loses his shit when scully's hurt or am I a woman of fine tastes

[scullys-girl]

he’s a sad puppy when she’s more than six feet away from him.

[icedteainthatbag]

[mementomori047]

[agent-troi]

[television-overload]

Am I doing this right

[saturnbeary]

more txf textposts!!

part 1

[fbisgayesttrio]

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

I've gone like two months without making these but I can't hold back anymore 😔 it will happen again

[lambheartedgirl]

how long do we think Mulder was workshopping "FBI's most unwanted"? and how dorkily thrilled do we think he was when he got to debut The Bit to his pretty new coworker