#the worst benny boy updates blog is cackling

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Benny Boy Gym Influencer Arc vol.1

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Live chat was a disaster. He couldn’t figure out the Q&A feature and the whole chat shut down because “it was going too fast”. I think he answered a grand total of 3 questions. Pretty sure it was him alone at home with his laptop just like he was in his announcement video and the man was not prepared for the (minor) onslaught. It was so sad it made me feel bad by association.

schadenfreude always for the win with that man lol

okay so me thinks that he answered about 20ish questions but some of them were the same questions asked by different people but he answered again with the same shite xdd the 'answered' is actually more like one sentence without a substance but he only went for the most randomly boring questions lol sooo yeah

also he liked or thumbed up or whatever ALL the comments that lubed up his hole I kid ye not this is so cringe like x.x OH ad these beauties

very smart and clever... yeah they are if ye like 5 and yer biggest life achievements was to distinguish between piece of chocolate and piece of shite only cuz of yesterday's incident in the sandbox with the neighbors cat x.x

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I love the last story he just posted "we're changing venues. Some of them will be smaller, some will be bigger, check your tix!" and then continues talking about the ONE venue that will be bigger lol The other venues are 100% the bathrooms in his hotel rooms cuz he only sold three tickets in each location.

Okay no walk with me...

So it took him weeks to SUPPOSEDLY get a 600 venue sold out so he upgraded it to... lemme check me notes... to 700 peeps one which COINKIDINKIALY desperately needs to show itself again as a music venue after being a forgotten events center for the past decade lol in fucking Dublin of all places like when everywhere else is just laughably unsold. Like why would he do this if he struggling to sell so badly? For another 100 or so spots when he could do a lil sticker makeover to his poster that he is FINALLY sold out somewhere after begging people to buy tickets?

Babes this stinks to heavens dunno what to tell ye xd if he really wanted to upgrade because it's soooo hot and tickets for him are flying like for Oasis, he would do olympia which actually has nothing scheduled on his night sooo yeah like someone is lying and someone else is jacking off cuz this shite is not adding up lol

ANYONE CHECKED? are other venues shrinking, quietly obviously?

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Benny Boy scouting out some hiking trails a couple of days back, to impress the missus and momma Hough!