#the woman that you AREEE

[lalchimiedecupid]

I got a big fat crush on Patti LuPone 😔

[kane-turu]

REVERSE 1999 1.9 CN SPOILERS

KAKANIA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING RN

[chrlvctius]

I literally will never shutup once leah gets back 😭😭

[l4viee]

THIS CANT BE REAL

PLANT LADY REVEALED HER NAME??!!

[yuan4i]

natlan archon quest pt 3

[n1ghtwarden]

ok i NEED to catch up on the lore because - QUENTHEL AND 3K DROW LEFT MENZO AFTER A CIVIL WAR??? SOS'UMPTU PLAYED THE LONG CON AND IS NOW MATRON MOTHER??? WDYM MINTH MISSED A CIVIL WAR THAT HAPPENED LIKE 2 YEARS BEFORE THE GAME????

[coachbeards]

i will say. i am not going to be accountable for the person i'll become in june when the bear s3 comes out

[azrielwingspan]

THE CYBORG WHO STOLE MY HEART (Bucky X F!reader)

A/N: I know I know, there's another Bucky fanfic that I'm already working on and yet here I am starting a whole new one. Why you ask? Because I'm a dumbass. The idea just popped up into my head and I HAD TO write it down. Hope you enjoy it.

Chapter 1 :

Chapter summary: Bucky and Sam come across a woman who seems to have lost her mind. Literally. Using Bucky’s cyborg brain, they try to figure out who she is.

Chapter warnings: Mild swearing.

You know when you're having a great dream with a hot guy that could only possibly exist in dreams ? The happiness that breathing the same air as him brings you? That's what you were feeling right now.

Eyes as blue as the ocean, veins that were easy to put an IV in and that black shirt phew. Was it possible to drool in dreams? You were going to have a great day once you woke up. That was for sure.

Why was he looking at you like that though? Weren't they supposed to be flirting with you or puckering their lips in your dreams by now? Was this supposed to be a slow burn or enemies to lovers genre dream?

"Why is she staring at me like that?" the hot guy asks the air next to him.

"She's just coming into it, give her a second." it responds back to him.

Wait, what ?

"Are we sure she's alright and not having an absence seizure?" the air voice asks.

"She's alright. Probably in shock." another voice responds.

Shock? From seeing that beautiful man in front of me? Sure.

Okay, focus.

Wait, it's a dream. Why do you need to focus?

Eyes, the colour of piss , come into focus. "Cannn youuu hearrr meee?"

"Why are you speaking like that?" you manage to ask, still trying to figure out if you'd accidentally taken shrooms.

"Not a seizure then." the voice from earlier comments.

Piss eyes looks proud of himself. "I told you, she's in shock."

If this really was a dream, it would have to be the strangest one you have had in a while. What in the actual cockfuck was happening?

"Youu areee in theee hosp-ee-taalll. Weee---" piss eyes sounded like he was having the seizure.

"Stop talking like that." you say, blinking rapidly to clear the dark spots from your eyes. Things were starting to feel more...real. A heaviness settled over your head, every breath seemed to send a slight sliver of pain through your side and your arm felt numb.

Dreams weren't usually ultra-realistic, were they? Only one way to find out now.

"Is she...pinching herself?" hot guy asks, that strange look on his face.

A set of cold hands clamp your hands down.

"HEY." you say, the slight sting of your pinch confirming your doubts.

"Self hurt or mutilation can be a side effect. We need to restrain her for her own safety." Piss eyes speaks rapidly and you hear him muttering to himself.

"I'm not...is this not a dream?" you finally ask leaving the room in pin drop silence.

"I don't think so...unless Wanda is upto something again." air voice sounds a bit unsure himself.

"Wanda?" the name seemed familiar but in this state , you could barely remember your own name.

You try to get up only to be gently pushed back down by piss eyes. "You probably shouldn't be doing that. Bed rest for the next 10 days, I'm afraid." he says not sounding apologetic about it at all.

"What even happened? And---" you're cut off by air voice.

"Where are you? Well, the Avengers compound. Now, don't get too excited and all. We can make you sign a NDA , but we aren't going to because we're hoping you're trustworthy. Stark said you might be...useful. Now, if you're feeling upto it, how the hell did you end up in the middle of a cemetry half dead?"

You blinked once, twice, thrice.

"Who is Stark?"

"Listen, man. She's got to be living under a rock if she doesn't know who Stark is. That guy has been stuffed down everyone's fucking throat." Sam tells Bucky as he takes off he looks at their new visitor.

Bucky doesn't respond and instead stares at Sam with a poker face.

"What's going on in that cyborg brain of yours?" Sam isn't phased by Bucky and his staring anymore. He was however very sure that Bucky would not be bringing home any ladies with that serial killer look.

"What if she's lying?" Bucky finally says, turning to look at the CCTV recording of the room you were in. You were sleeping again, knocked out by the pain killers.

"Lying about not knowing Stark or not being able to remember what happened to her?"

"Both."

"What purpose does that serve her?"

"Well, that's what we're supposed to find out."

“How exactly are you planning on doing that?” Crossing his arms over his chest , Sam raised an eyebrow at his cyborg friend.

“I’ll think about it.” Bucky walked past him, grabbing his jacket on the way. “With my cyborg brain.”

“I understand that you want to get some answers” you said for what seemed like the 100th time, exasperation taking hold of you. “I honestly cannot remember what happened. I’ve thought myself into a headache. I’m sorry, okay?”

Sam looked defeated as he let he shook his head. “It’s been two whole days. Now, I don’t want to seem like a dick and question you in this state but we need some goddamn answers.”

“Too late for that I guess.” you muttered under your breath.

“Huh?”

“She said ‘too late for that I guess.’” The hot guy, Bucky, was his name chimed in.

How the hell did he hear that? As if reading the question on your face, he simply said “Advanced hearing.”

Okkayyyy.

Sam on the other hand was giving you a flat look. You gave him one back.

“I’m feeling much better now. Can I atleast get out of this damn bed?” you scratched near the iv line, wanting to just rip it out. “Piss eyes told me I shouldn’t but I cannot stay like this.”

“Piss eyes?” Sam was clearly running out of patience.

“The doc. Is he even a doctor? He’s very…”

“Sort of.”

That explains it.

“She’s right.” Bucky takes a step forward, looking at Sam. “Walking around will help her recover faster.”

“THANK YOU. See , I knew you were the smart one.” you give him a wide smile to which you get a poker face in return. Embarrassing. Not letting it deter you, you pull the iv out.

“Hey !!” Sam steps forward, surprised at your show of stupidity.

Before he can reach you to help you out of bed, you’ve already stood up. Which was another stupid move considering that the entire room was spinning around. Holding on to the wall next to you for support, you blinked rapidly.

“That’s another concussion waiting to happen.” Bucky commented dryly.

After regaining some semblance of direction, you managed to stand up straight ignoring the slight stab of pain in your chest.

“Much better.” you say, taking a step forward. The pastel pink tee and pants that had been given to you did not compliment your current condition, you knew. To be quite frank, you were a good looking woman too. Always have been. Then why the hell was Bucky looking at you like he was going to stab you right then and there?

“Uhhh…now what?” your suddenly felt extremely awkward in front of the two men.

“Don’t ask me, you were the one who wanted to do this.” Sam still had an arm out, ready to jump into action in case you cracked your head on the tiles again. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed Bucky make a slight movement. Thank fuck you did because the next thing you knew , you were holding a dagger 2 inches away from your chest by the handle.

Silence engulfed the room for a good 20 seconds before it was broken by a very calm “What. The. Fuck.” from Sam.

You looked at Bucky who stood in the same spot like nothing shocking had even happened. Finally a crack of a smile appeared on his face.

“Told you she was lying.”

[hearts-4-vicky]

Omg what’s ur thoughts on 69ing with the fimmies?

kinda forgot to post… um 🤫 short sorry my luvs😔❤️ oh n i somehow read 69ing as tribbung so um i had to rewrite it… im listening to beautiful christmas writinf this❤️❤️jingle bell jingle bell everyboyd cum have n have urself a self a besuciyful chrismuar🔥 i luv aespa n red velevt sumtimes🐺 u gotta be BOLD😆 just rock thw world!!🤓 BOOYAHHH💥lalalalalala🧏 happiness!!! lalalalalalala r u hapi huh

only unnie line + zuha for obvious reasons

warnings: sub kinda bratty chaewon, subby baby zuha 😍, soft dom kkura, pussy drunk yunjin, switch reader, overstimulation, unnie kinkk, 69ing, whats the thing called where like its crying and they like it, idk what else im tired (its barely 10 pm)

not proofread…

Chaewon

shes sensitive tell me otherwise and ur stewpid😾 tries to convince you and herself that shes not but blow air on her folds and shes melting.. definitely makes up little games on who can make the other cum first

“you… you fucking cheated!”

“chae i barely even did anythi-“

“CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER😾”

angry issues pull up and now shes putting her all to make sure you cum hard on her face.. and you do duhhhh her tongue exploring your wet cunt, her free hand rubbing your clit omg im gon- *train zooms by*

i love sour grapes listen to it and swan song both bops i cried to sour grapes one time luv is sour grapes🎀 some1 make an angst fic with that song omg toxic relationship with chae n yeah hear me lht

Sakura

i want this woman in every single way omg SHE SOS UGGHHHHHHHH SAKURA MIYAWAKI THE WOMAN YOG AREEE OMG

her pussy is pretty asf and i stand by that statement. and she makes love she doesnt fuck😍 would def cry in the middle of lapping at your cunt.. um idk where this idea came from but it reminds me of her…

“kkura- are you okay baby?-“

“I love you so much.”

yeah then she dives right back into your puffy pussy to show her appreciation, making you moan right into her pretty cunt omg… i could go on and on abt her…

yes u can watch me watch i if u love me but u cant touch me otuch me, i if u love me

Yunjin

doesn’t know when to stop… literally gets soo pussy drunk to the point where she just keeps going😭

“Jen-! holy fuckING shit! mmh- s’too m-much..”

“….huh”

really puts the huh in huh yunjin, doesnt even realize you guys were supposed to 69, just makes you drown her in your hot cunt and plush thighs… grabs your hips to pull you impossibly closer yeah you’re not walking straight tmrw..

Kazuha

subbiest sub to me omg that girl is a loser in a hot body… would switch japanese when shes too overwhelmed with your hot tongue in her cunt!

“u-unnie! fuck- fastER!”

“that was so hot, um what does that mean…”

babygirl would be moaning so much she neglects your needy pussy:( but its okay cuz her moans r soooo pretty, her little gasps that turn to whimpers when you make her grind on your tongue… O-*gunshots*

hi my lovessss i missed u guys i love you all 300 of u guys n stuff thanks for your support 💋(im really happy i promise💔💔💔)

Stay safe and love you lots

-Vicky 💋

[pink-ribbon]

MILEY, THE WOMAN THAT YOU AREEE ❤️

[chrlvctius]

want what they have ☹️💗

[the-blossica-fan]

So, it now brings me back to the funny idea..... of if matilda wound up that toy robot and had a homicidal woman bound to her 😭

I can finally put my insight in this...

Matilda managed to catch Eternity and to distract her, Eternity gives her the toy robot as well as the card and disappears, leaving Matilda confused like before but now with a toy robot.

"Huh?? And what's this? Does she really think I'm a small child?!" Matilda pouts in annoyance, deciding to wind up the toy while looking for Eternity.

While walking, her arm started to cramp but for some reason, she couldn't stop winding up the toy, which confused her. "O-ow, I can't stop? Hey- hey you're my arm, stop??"

And then, when Matilda was able to drop the cursed toy to the ground, a figure emerged from it. A beautiful lady stretching and looking around before finally catching the small duck in front of her.

"Oh? So you're my new master? You're younger than I expected, but that's okay, I'll follow you regardless!"

And there's Matilda, holding her arm while blinking slowly.

"Uhm, you areee???"

"Oh, you can just call me Kimberly! Now, master, what's your order? Is there something you desire me to do?"

"Ah? What??" Matilda looks around confused before leaning in and whispering: "is this some kind of roleplay?"

"... Aren't you too young to know that? Nevermind, do you need me to kill someone for you?"

"WHAT?! NO, WHY-why would I???"

"Oh, then do you want a partner? Haah, I'm afraid you're too young to be asking for th-"

"NO, NOT THAT" Matilda looked horrified at Kimberly before picking up the toy robot and showing it to her. "A woman gave me this and you just came out of it!"

"oh, that's my seal, master! We're now bound together for the rest of your life~!"

Matilda's face was a poem in itself, she seemed petrified to the spot, also terrified.

"Hey, small fry. Oh, who's this pretty lady you have here?" Matilda walked towards the group, a not-friendly expression on her face as a beautiful lady followed after her.

"I'm Ms. Kimberly, I'm just following after my master waiting for orders!"

J and the rest turned to Matilda, who covered her face in her hands in embarrassment.

"Small fry, are you into-"

"J, J don't, please don't -"

"-roleplay?!"

"SHUT UP J"

It's going to be hard to explain how Kimberly ended up with Matilda...

Tagging along in her every date like some sort of companion animal. Ms. Kimberly is just there on Matilda's dates with Mercuria and Kanjira. They just can't get rid of her.

[orchiro]

MARCELINEE THE WOMAN YOU AREEE

[dothegravitybounce]

Kayleigh Donaldson the woman that you areee

[ivorythecalico]

Intro post :3

Hi everyone!! I'm new to tumblr and rlly excited to get started with everything on here! I created this acct pretty much just so i could lurk but i'll try to be active every so often.

Stuff about me

I go by the name Chloe and she/they pronouns, and please keep in mind that i am UNDER 18

I fucking love music and I'm a massive strings player (namely guitar and fiddle). I'm super into punk and my favorite artists rn areee

Against Me

Street Dogs

Distillers

Crass

Reagan Youth

Bad Religion

Circle Jerks

I am a trans woman and I'm extremely lucky to have very supportive friends and family throughout everything. It's been just over a year since i came out and almost 8 months on HRT now (1/20/24)!!

I'm also a split-attraction pan lesbian which is something that took me a long ass time to figure out and I'm goddamn happy that I did.

I've been dating @goldeythehamster for 3 months now and i couldn't be happier :3

I've had mental health problems my whole life (asd, gad, mdd, bpd, gender dysphoria) and I'm still doing my very best to work through them but I haven't been able to get a handle on my bpd which means i split A LOT over every little thing that I don't like. I'm going to try with everything I have to not get into dumb fights on here and say really hurtful things that I don't mean, but it's pretty much inevitable atp with the way I am :(

With that being said if you have any problem with who I am as a person I ask of you to kindly shove it up your ass and DNI with me

Racists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, ableists, exclusionists and otherwise bigoted or discriminatory people DNI WITH ME❗️❗️

that's it <3

[missamyrisa2]

Hi Miss Amy. I’ve been reading through your blog for a little while now and am enjoying the teases quite a bit. I’ll admit it has gotten me curious about how you would tickle me… I’m a young woman (25), pretty ticklish on my torso, especially on my armpits and tummy, though I am not quite comfortable with testing the royal parts… At least not yet. Nails especially get me going, and teasing makes me feel all the more helpless.

I’ll admit, it gets me all blushy when I think about you staring at my wanting tummy and sides… While I stand there helpless and waiting, all giddy with anticipation.

Apologies if that was a little much.

Mmhh~ what a cutieee pie you areee~~ don't worrry, we don't have to do royal ticklesss ~ tickles are for everyone~!! However you like them I'm gonna tickle you just like thattt ~ and since you're a sweetie pie who gets all bashful from the anticipation I'll just be standing over you, hands on my hips in this smirking pose ~ my shadow falling over your body, covering your twitchy bellyyy~ you can feel both it and my eyes casting over your body, assessing and visually probing. "Tsk tsk tsk... look at youuu just look at youuu~!! All ticklish and nowhere to go huh?" I plop myself playfully onto the bed with you, my hands holding me up on either side of your chest, grinning down at your midsection. "My, my my ~ how dooo you end up in these precarioussssss situations?" My nail glides down your upper side, bumping over each rib down to your sensitive belly edges ~ "Are you a precarious precocious girl? Mmm? Tooo curious, too ticklish for your own good?" I casually lean up and start rubbing my thumbs on your lower sides. "A silly sweetie? Maybeeee a gabby goose? Darling dandelion? Mmmh? Mmmh? Answer me you laughing lucyyyy" I get sillier and bouncier, giggling with you as my fingers work your midsection earnestly, rubbing and squeezing and massaging up down. My pigtails bounce and flounce as I act aloof while deploying a well-planned tickling, skittering my nails lightly across and over your belly, tracing for hot spots and circling around them with little strokes~

"Coochie cooo~~~ I'm gonna get that bellybutttonnn~ bellybutttttonnn~" I tease and taunt, wiggling my single finger at your giggly face, pursing my lips playfully. I dart down and poke at your tender navel, stroking to the bottom~ Hand on hip I start working you over with just my finger, pausing whenever you try to squirm or thrash away to wiggle my tool at you again before diving back down and rapidly poking and circling the rim before dipping in and out with light touches. "Don't try to fight itttt ~ that's just gonna make it worseee ~ ooh you can't help yourself huh? You can't not be a ticklish silly sallyyyy~" I squeak and giggle, gasping and imitating your sounds before leaning down to lay next to you, a hand holding my head up while my single finger wiggles and squiggles around in long looping lines up from your midsection to your chest and then raises up so all my fingers can start wiggling at you. "Ooooh ~ oooh ~ what's gonna happen? Mmm? What's gonna happeeen~ oooh~ uh oh~! Uh oh! I'm gonna getchaaaa~~ Amy's gonnnnna getcha gonna gitchie gitchie gooooo youuu~!!" I chuckle and start wriggling my spidering fingers over your underarm, working the edges before dipping into to playfully stroke with all my nails in your tender ticklish armpits. "Ticklisssh pittiesss~!!~~ ticklish pits." I murmur and sass, sitting up down to straddle your upper body so I can taunt you with two sets of wiggly hands right over your face~

"Ooooh uh ohhhh~ oooh yesssss oh noooo~! They're gonna get youuuu and it's gonna tickle ~ and you're adorable and the cutesttttt giggly girl everrr~!!" I pause to lovingly stroke and play with your hair and tickle at your ears down along your neck too before splitting my hands out to frantically tickle at your underarms. " Tickle tickle ticklish tooootsie~!!" I smile brightly as I make you thrash and wiggle under me, working your armpits with my nailssss and leaning down to start planting teasing raspberries and kissiesss at your neck~~ "All the tickles for youuuu my darling one~~ giggle it alll out for meee ~<33"