#the whole ‘lesbian’ thing started out as a funny joke!

[mrsdarkandyandere7]

(Dark!) BNHA: You're a lesbian

▶ This is a yandere/dark work and it may contain triggering content so please READ THE WARNINGS before. Do not read if minor.

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Female Reader

Boys -> Hawks + Dabi + Bakugo + Mirio

Reaction: Revealing your sexual orientation to your kidnapper is more tense that you expected.

WARNINGS: Kidnapped reader; Manipulation; Threats; Discrimination against LGBTQ.

AN: Please, reblog and give me feedback. ��

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“I like girls.” 

The words escape from your lips, rushed and dripping of anxiety, and you immediately bite your tongue, already regretting your confession. 

Hawks

“Yeah, I know.” he yawns, rubbing his eyes. “Damn, I’m so tired right now. Think I might head to bed early.”

“Wait!” you grab his hand in a frantic move, stopping him from leaving the couch.

“Wh-What do you mean ‘you know’? If you knew, then why did you take me?!” 

“Cause I love you.” Keigo calmly says, as if that answers everything. “And truth be told, the whole lesbian thing seems like an insignificant detail to me.” 

Your whole face drops at that and Keigo immediately reaches for you, cooing. 

“Hey, I didn’t mean it like that.” he consoles you, even though there’s a slight curl of his lip that proves the lack of regret or sadness. “But, in all honesty, that doesn’t really matter, does it? You’re here now, with me. You can like whoever you want, really. But c’mon, babe, we both know damn well that the only person you’re gonna have is me.”

“But I don’t love you.” you weakly try. 

“Yet. You don’t love me yet.” Keigo corrects you, booping your nose with a kiss. “But that’s gonna change real soon, I bet. I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you, I promise."

"Cause it’s either me or no one.” 

Dabi

“Yeah? Don’t you say.” 

You blink at him, fighting back the anxiety and confusion that bubbles inside you.

Dabi approaches you, the corner of his mouth twitching as an amused smile takes over. He reaches closer as he sits on the verge of the bed, a bit too close for your comfort.

If you could, you’d put some distance between you - but the solid chain on your ankle doesn’t allow you to do so. 

“What makes you think I give a fuck about that?” his smile widens at your confusion, all teeth and staples stretching. “Lesbian or not, you’re still mine.”

Your eyes load up with warm tears, a pitiful reaction that is starting to become too frequent. But you guess you can’t blame yourself when a half-burned villain is keeping you captive and chained up. 

“I can’t be who you want me to be.” you whisper with a voice low. Begging with your eyes. “Please.”

Long fingers reach for your face, uncomfortably hot, as they brush a strand of hair away from your face. 

“Sounds like a problem you’ve created for yourself. What makes you think I give a damn about what you are or what you aren’t?” his smile gets cruel, sadistic. “I don’t really care about any of that shit.”

“Cause lesbian or not, I’m still gonna make you spread those pretty legs wide for me.”

Mirio

You bitterly watch as Mirio spits out thunderous laughter, grabbing his belly as if you’ve just told him the funniest joke ever.

“Now that…that was really funny!” he says, breathless as another fit of laughter makes its way up. “Didn’t know you were so humorous, huh. My girl has a sense of humor, I like that.” 

You dodge when he tries to pat down your hair. 

“It’s not a joke.”

“Of course it is.” Mirio contradicts you with a big grin. “And a good one.”

“Mirio…”

You barely have time to react before his lips are pushing against yours, soft and firm.

His hand sneaks to grab the back of your head with his palm, forcing you to stay put and take his kiss. He tastes like mint, fresh and clean. 

“You’re so silly.” Mirio laughs when he finally parts away the kiss. “My silly little girl. See, if you were lesbian, then you wouldn’t have kissed me. That means you’re not…that.” 

“Besides, if you really were a lesbian,” he starts, smile is still present, wide and shiny, but his voice is stiff, restrained. “that wouldn’t be good. Not for you, at least. Cause I’d have to take some really serious measures to get you back on track. But I know that won’t be necessary, right?”

And you’re too scared to argue back when he pats your head, satisfied with your submission.

Bakugo

“Uh?” 

His sharp features frown, shock and surprise clearly taking the best of him. 

The way he opens his mouth, only to close it when no words come out - and the repetition of this sequence for a few times - is almost comical, but the deeply engraved fear in your heart doesn’t allow you to find any sort of humor in this situation. 

Bakugo claims to love you. As a man loves a woman. 

So it’s only understandable that his reaction to you confessing to liking women isn’t gonna be euphoric.

Part of you is scared that he might hurt you, beat you to a bloody pulp until you change your mind. You hope he doesn’t.  

“Cut the crap.” he shakes his head, deep frown between his brows. “I know you’re not…lesbian or whatever.” 

“I am.” 

“No.” 

“Bakugo, please.” you plead. “I really am. I’ve always been-”

“The fuck you are, damnit!” he snaps, raising himself so hard that the poor chair underneath him violently stumbles back, falling to the ground with a loud thump.

You wince, but Bakugo doesn’t reach for you, as you expected him to. Instead, he remains standing, hands tightly clenched around nothing and jaw rigidly set. “I know damn well what you are, don't try to fool me!” 

“I-”

“This one of your stupid little stunts, isn't it?” he cuts you off. You yelp when his hand flies forward, wrapping itself around your forearm and pulling you dangerously close to him. “Last week was the good girl act to try to escape and this week you’re pulling this shit up? Fucking behave, will you?”  

“I-”

“Shut your mouth, damnit!” a shiver runs down your spine as he glares at you, clearly pissed off. “The only words I wanna hear coming from you are apologizes.” 

“And don’t fucking piss me off with that crap again or you might not like what I’ll do.”

[twistedpink]

hey i had a thought. not a request just a thought

you ever think about whats sorts of obscure/unorthodox fetishes some of the twst boys have?

actually doesn't even need to be a fetish, do you think they have highly specific things they like in people? like, the shape of someone's ankles/cankles, the way someone sticks their pinky out when they hold something, but this only happens with one of their hands, or like...big earlobes or something. VERY WEIRDLY SPECIFIC INNOCUOUS TRAITS THATS MY POINT

i think jade would like big earlobes on someone actually...for biting and nibbling. stretched lobes and gauges are probably really attractive to him too, by that logic.

trey of course has his teeth thing.

ooh! i had the thought i think ace would like someone with some crooked teeth. especially like a little snaggle-tooth. like maybe it's not all their teeth that are crooked but this one specific one that's either shaped different or like sticks out or covers another. i think he'd think it was funny but oh so cute and would work really hard to make his crush/partner smile and laugh with their teeth showing so he can admire it more.

those are some of my thoughts

OOHHHH just some things the guys like!! I need more people to send things in like this lols

Cater really really REALLY likes getting handmade gifts. ESP for his birthday because with all the kids in his house, it’s not prioritized at home and he cries HARD when you put effort into celebrating him. Also likes imagining getting your skincare/lipgloss alll over him post kiss

Leona’s guilty pleasure is pet names. But only in the “into my friend - I’d rather die than admit it” stage,, Call him pookie/babe/boyfie in a joking tone and he’s folding despite being stonefaced. Giggles and kicks his feet for hours when he’s alone.. Unironically likes anklets a normal amount

UGGGHHHH FLOYD LOVESSSS YOUR STINK. In a fun and silly way Ofc,, He’s sooo weird actually. He wants to keep you in a jar. Totally the type of bf to sniff you hard enough that your looser skin gets suctioned up into his nose/mouth and he just. Won’t stop. (FREAK 🤯)

I do fear that Kalim’s obsessedddd if you have big ears/they aren’t flush against your skull. Gets the fattest kick out of blowing on them or kissing your temples a little too enthusiastically to watch you squirm at the noise,, + Buys all your jewellery and likes to plot your stacks for the day

Epel likes play fighting in public an irrational amount.. Asks you to slap his ass so he can yell at you. Organizes fights in ikea. Vil is PRAYING on your downfall and he’s never been happier. Thinks the whole winter ensemble of hat + scarf + five jackets is soooo cutesy and squishable

IDIA IS INTO THOSE LESBIAN JORTS. He thinks seeing your knees is like a gift from god and dreams of stealing them. But if he’s wearing them then you aren’t, and his knees are significantly less sexy so he’s holding back. For now. (This is a threat)

Silver starts shaking and sweating and throwing up (affectionately) when he sees u you have eczema/KP(?)/scars/freckles. It’s so so soooo human of you and he loves you for it- other than scales, fae skin texture doesn’t vary and is always baby smooth. He was FASCINATED when he got acne for the first time and loves getting to relate to you on some level

[genderqueerdykes]

radfem reasoning "well men traumatized us so we are allow to hate them" is funny because most of my abusers have been women and you dont see me become a misogynist. like sure feeling unsafe is a thing but violently hating on them is not better. not related but i found the whole thing with "man hating lesbian" whether a joke or not is distasteful and not funny a little bit, because 10 years ago i see lesbians explaining that they just love women, and now "man hating" seeemed to be a requirement for being a lesbian

also, as a queer living in asia, i feel like radfeminism has been weaving its way into our activism. IT WILL NEVER SUCCESS LOOK AT HOW 4B IN KOREA. you cannot "rebrand" radfeminism to "queer friendly 4b" or "tirf/trans inclusive radfems"!!!!! i hate white radfems but it grosses me out most when i see a poc radfem. why are you siding with your oppressors and not your poc queer siblings? given how many america-related things can affect other in the world, i felt like my inside dead as hell when cis american women started posting about 4b. i hate it

ive been thinking about this for a while, too. i'm really glad you pointed this out

"not related but i found the whole thing with "man hating lesbian" whether a joke or not is distasteful and not funny a little bit, because 10 years ago i see lesbians explaining that they just love women, and now "man hating" seemed to be a requirement for being a lesbian,"

especially this. people literally see it as a requirement to be a lesbian. how are people not aware that they're literally being rad fems when doing so? like that's rad feminism not lesbian snap out of it. and even then that shit just doesn't work. it grooms disenfranchised vulnerable women into thinking that they'll get ahead in life by treating men like shit. it's cult shit. it's rad fem shit. it's terf shit

[mwahbabe]

drop more loser!Chloe content and my life is urs

loser!chloe headcanons♡

mdni, fluff, switch!chloe, nsfw, cunnilingus(r!recieving) (c!recieving) strap on sex,(r!recieving),(c!recieving),scissoring/tribbing, perv!chloe.

a/n: you got it baybee!! omg i need her so bad it’s not a joke nomo😩

✦ loser! chloe who was so scared to hold your hand when you first started dating, doing that pinky thing, inching it closer to yours while you were sitting together or would brush her hand against yours while you’re walking together.

✦ then hesitantly takes your hand and acts nonchalant until seeing your sweet smile and she gives you a goofy grin.

✦ when you started getting closer and more comfortable around each other she just spoils you.

✦ is such a sweet girl.

✦ we’ve seen how she is with those she cares about and trusts

✦ acts like the badass tough punk lesbian but when seeing a hot chic can’t even form a sentence.

✦ once before she met you ofc when a tatted up girl at a concert wearing little to nothing came to ask her where the bathroom was she was standing there with this dumb look on her face before pointing in the direction of it and then proceeded to walk into someone when she turned back around😭😭

✦ still has her “gee wizz that’s my girlfriend? awesome!” moments when she sees you. especially when you’re undressing or getting ready.

✦ sends you stupid memes while you’re in class/at work

✦ like the ones that are so random and unfunny to the point they are funny😭 and the “feeling sad rn send boob pics” ones.

✦ and she sends you stuff that she thinks you will find funny.

✦ was a weird kid in middle school.

✦ argues with little kids on minecraft servers.

✦ golden retriever gf. she will do anything for you and whenever. oh your dvd players broken? all of a sudden she’s a handywoman. you need a specific snack at 3am when it’s raining? she’s getting in the car.

✦ soooo puppy coded. just- look at her. puppy eyed masc.

✦ the type to burn a cd for you with songs that remind her of you.

✦ has tried to pierce herself but couldn’t handle the pain.

✦ 100% tried to act tough during her tattoo but whimpered the whole time.

✦ definitely watched those creepypasta internet videos when she was 13-14 and max got scared while she pretended they didn’t scare her but couldn’t sleep for weeks.

✦ was secretly a fan of monster high even if she had barbie dolls growing up. thought they were all hot. and def had a crush on clawdeen. cuz she’s a lesbian in love with her bsf? lol get it?

✦ her instagram is probably so empty except for a profile picture of a dumb shark meme she just hasn’t bothered changing. and maybe posts once a month and somehow has lots of followers.

✦ definately loves sharks because they’re “badass and eat people”

✦ but it’s so fitting because they’re actually so misunderstood and seen as mean and aggressive but are mostly just sea puppies

♡

nsfw

✦ loser!chloe who absolutely begs to eat you out. she loves it. will have her face buried between your thighs for hours.

“please babe… c’mon just one more? please?”

✦ gets so carried away she forgets you’re overstimulated, she just enjoys eating your pussy so much.

✦ even came in her pants from your sounds and the taste of you alone.

✦ loves when you ride her face. she doesn’t care if she can’t breathe. just sit on it. breathing is overrated anyway.

✦ loser!chloe who cums too fast during tribbing and has to pull away and eat your pussy a little before putting your leg back over her shoulder so she won’t cum before you.

✦ such a loser she steals stuff of yours, like bracelets, lipgloss, hair ties, …your panties from the laundry hamper.

✦ sniffs them while her fingers are pumping in and out of her cunt that’s embarrassingly soaked. her eyes rolling back as her cunt clamps down on her fingers smelling the fabric before putting it back acting like nothing happened.

✦ SERVICE TOP!!!

✦ loves making you feel good. it’s her purpose. her job. and she’s damn good at it. round after round of turning you into a mess gives her a sense of pride and like she’s doing right and making the love of her life feel good and satisfied.

✦ gets off on you getting off.

✦ if you’re a pillow princess she love love loves you.

✦ lay there and look pretty with your legs spread or over her shoulders orr on your stomach face down ass up while her strap is buried in you? absofuckinglutely.

✦ this girl is a whimperer. idc. she has pretty moans and gets embarrassed by it especially how she moans like she’s the one being pleasured when fucking you.

✦ loserrrr chloe who has wet dreams about you while you’re sleeping next to her and has to rub one out and muffle her moans and whimpers to not wake you.

✦ if you’re more of a dominant person she also loves you.

✦ sub chloe is so needy and such a brat<3

✦ when you eat her out she’s a mess. trying to conceal her moans letting out grunts and covering her mouth until she gets close and these pretty whines and groans come from her as she cums all over your face.

✦ when you first use the strap on her, she gets so flustered at how slutty she sounds as the toy slides in and out of her and the angle you’re fucking her in making her lose her mind.

✦ then will deny anything she said or how she sounded if you bring it up.

“shut up! you’re such an ass.”

✦ yea her loser ass loves you<33

[bluedandylyon]

Rewatch Rambles (tm)

Season 1

The Sea Gate

Not a whole lot of analysis on this one, but it's a fun ep.

Love how Adora is just SO angry at this person for no reason

This show is so gay dude. Glimmer's little bisexual grunt too as she checks their muscles out too asjkdj

This episode is the first ep where shit gets really fucking funny, and jock Adora is my favorite Adora, it’s just butch culture to arm wrestle and I’m glad the crew-ra included it. 

Also Bi disaster Bow my beloved. His mega crush on Sea Hawk means everything to me.

I know we all love Scorpia and she’s the fandom baby and yeah, she’s lovely and gentle and only deserves the best. But like I feel like we really don’t talk enough about how much she disrespects Catra’s boundaries throughout the show ngl. 

Scorpia is one character that I actually like less with every rewatch, and I think it's cause I become more and more empathetic towards Catra with every rewatch as well.

Also calling someone "kitty" as ur first word towards them is insane behavior. It'd be like calling someone baby, and unless you're like... a drag queen and you're doing it ironically, u cant do that to me, nope!

You know what? This might be unpopular but I'm gonna start a new counter : the SBB (Scorpia Boundary Break) specifically in terms of Catra and her bc it really does happen often and imo it gets swept under the rug a bit.

so SBB : 2

I love how Kyle is the only one who respects Catra’s position as Force Captain. Go Kyle tbh

I know this phrase becomes a repeated joke, but it really goes to show that Catra is always at a disadvantage. Shadow Weaver is setting her up for failure and waiting for her to mess up so she can punish her and confirm her bias (which is also projected self-hate.)

Which is to say it's impressive that Catra manages to become second in command DESPITE that. And it's through horrible means, but she was also using the only tools she was given (which weren't much).

Every woman in this freaking show has a crush on She-Ra and I so respect them for it, me too girlies.

Just an outright lie lmao. I sometimes wonder if Sea Hawk is just like... a pathological liar.

Thinks of Season 4

YEP!

sure u do Catra, go pester ur ex intimate-situationship

Scorpia basically attempts straight manslaughter without a second thought. If Sea Hawk hadn’t saved Bow, he would’ve been DISINTEGRATED 

Yum. Finally, some good fucking food (me at any catradora scene)

The way She-Ra is able to carry Catra on the sword effortlessly… lesbianism for real

Catra puts her hand on Adora’s forehead like she did when they were kids. She is pretending she isn’t taking this seriously bc she can't show Adora how much she actually cares about her coming back.

She misses Adora and wants to catch up with her and she also wants Adora to be proud of her, PLEASE.

When Adora doesn't really acknowledge her, her easy smirk falls away.

GIRLLLLLLL when Catra says “it seems like only yesterday (being force captain) was the thing you wanted most in the world. Hasn’t this gone on for long enough?” And Adora’s focus on the sea gate wavers bc it’s Catra she wanted in reality. 

"Cupping your enemy's face when you're fighting is a good strategy right? asking for a friend." - Catra, probably

Catra always takes Adora leaving the horde personally. She always turns to attack when Adora says she’s not going back, and she says “this is what you left ME for?” Her identity is so entrenched in her environment. Again, BPD behavior. Catra doesn't really have an identity without Adora, and now that Adora is gone, the only thing left for her to cling to is her environment. It's not safe, but it's familiar.

I also like how in this whole interaction, you can see how Catra is trying to imitate SW's tactics. She tries to appeal to Adora with their shared past and past goals, she insults her, and when that doesn't work, she attacks.

Literally not necessary to whisper in Adora's ear like this but pop off.

I also really like how Catra's nose is always shaded like this to imitate a cat nose seen from the side.

My soaked, sad blorbo, look at her little face in the first one, PLEASE. She is so upset Adora won't go with her.

I love the visual of Catra being dragged by Scorpia in the water but she can’t stop looking at Adora bc she can’t focus on new relationships while she’s mourning Adora’s loss.

[cas-writes-stuff-ig]

Cheering Her Up

f!/nb! reader x regina george (you love to make Regina feel better)

She calls you "duck" (ITS FUNNY/CUTE I PROMISE)

closeted bi Regina, and openly enby/lesbian reader

reader binds their chest with transtape/kt tape

secret relationship

cheering her up

Regina is taller than you

CONTENT: SO SO SO SORRY I KNOW IM WEIRD

Word Count: 1853

(Originally supposed to be a one shot)

kind of alludes to sex but not explicitly

Regina lets you write your own diss in her Burn Book, so Gretchen and Karen don't get suspicious as to why you're not in it. (a bit of transphobia and homophobia, t-slur/d-slur)

Past bullying and some self-deprication

Reader is a weirdo but Regina likes it

Reader likes classic rock and old hits, Regina pretends to despise it

She lashes out at you but its all good in the end :)

Reader likes to sing

Part 2 of Cheering Her Up (A Party)

a/n: this is a huge self-insert for me, I was really vibing to Bob Seger earlier (btw this is the second thing ive written in like 5 years spare me)

ALSO feel free to message or comment any feedback is appreciated 🙏

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Before the sophomore year, you were sure Regina totally despised you. She openly criticized any gay person she came across. Sophomore year, you were seated next to her in math and history, and you felt like you were going to be destroyed.

But when you came over to her house for a project, she asked "You have your first kiss yet?"

It caught you off guard. "Uh, no. Why?" your voice squeaked, although you knew she was a bitch. You were attracted to her.

She got close to your face and smirked, you could feel her breath on yours. "No reason," She grabbed the back of your head and kissed you. You didn't kiss back out of shock and Regina pulled away and went red, she opened her mouth to say something to excuse her actions, but you leaned in and kissed her again. That moment opened a whole new door for both of you.

After that, you and Regina got really close. Outside of the school halls, and in the comfort of Regina's mansion, you were secretly her best friend but also her friend with benefits. She isn't out yet either, she still has too much pride to be seen with a loser, but you don't mind waiting for her.

She was slightly nicer to you than others at school. She was actually pretty kind to you behind closed doors. She cared about you even if she never said it out loud. So about a month after you started hooking up, you were at her house and she handed you her Burn Book which was open to a blank page with only your picture on it. "I don't want Karen and Gretchen to get suspicious as to why you're not in it."

You could deal with the insults and the taunts, it never bothered you that much, so you wrote something that used to bother you 'Y/N L/N is a tranny dyke'.

The thing that did get to you was in 8th grade when you confessed to a girl, and she told everyone in your PE class that you watched girls change in the locker room. Everyone shunned you after that, but you grew thick skin. In freshman year you found your place amongst the loners and the nerds. You were content with it.

"Are you sure you want that in there?" Regina asked, what you wrote about yourself was harsh.

You nodded "Regina, I'm out of the closet already. It's a secret everybody already knows" You closed the book and handed it back to Regina and she tucked it away. "If I walk like a duck, swim like a duck, and quack like a duck, I'm probably a duck" She laughed at your joke, and you corrected yourself smiling "I mean dyke"

"You're so stupid" Regina replied, but it wasn't mean or full of scorn, she just shoved your shoulder. She changed your name to "Duck" in her contacts.

A week later you found out what your contact name was, you laughed at her a little and she got defensive "I'll change it then" and you quickly stopped laughing and took her phone.

"No no, keep it, please Regina it's cute" You yanked her phone out of her hand and tried to keep it away from her. You laughed again and ran around her room holding her phone, but she cornered you, pushing your chest, then your back hit the wall. You were breathless from running and grinned, though her face was stern. "I'm sorry, Gina. Please keep it, it's fine really"

The look on her face made you lose your confidence and you backed down, and handed her phone back, "Thanks loser" She tucked it back in her pocket, and she had a smug smile. "You're lucky I'm in a forgiving mood today" and tilted your chin up and kissed your lips.

After that day, it became one of your inside jokes, and "Duck" became one of your nicknames.

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That summer she invited you over to swim at her pool for the first time. "Hey loser, hurry up" she opened the door and led you to her pool.

You brought your only swim trunks and taped your breasts back to go swimming. She was in a tight bikini and she slipped in the pool, you took your shirt off, and she was staring at your body.

You weren't sporty, but you went to the gym, it's not like you had rock-hard abs, but you were toned and Regina hadn't seen you like that in the sunlight before, you beamed as you basked in the warm sun.

"Hey Duck, get in here" she beckoned you, you seized an opportunity to make a joke.

You bent your knees and flapped your arms a little walking back and forth at the edge of the pool "Quack quack" You giggled out. Regina cracked out a smile that evolved into laughter, her laugh warmed you more than the sunlight.

When you slipped into the pool, she was still laughing at you. "You're such a dumbass"

She splashed water at you when you tried to come and hug her in the pool. "Hey!" you yelped as the water got in your face and you splashed back.

After you just relaxed in the pool, you floated on your back, eyes closed, and sun-kissed skin. You didn't notice how Regina looked at you, but you heard water swish as she walked toward your floating body. You cracked an eye open, the sun was behind her making her look ethereal. Regina's blonde hair glowed, she looked like an angel, not the bitchy Queen Bee at school.

"Hey," you tried opening your eyes but just squinted.

She leaned down and said "Hey" back in her sweet voice and kissed you gently.

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The summer pushed you closer together, of course, she had her fair share of parties she went to with the Plastics. You were there at parties too, but you both only shot each other glances. The days she hung out with the Plastics, you missed her company.

You got your license over the summer and when you got the message that she was back home, you hopped in your Mini Cooper and drove to her house and picked her up. Though she usually drove you around in her Jeep.

"Where we heading today?" you asked as she hopped in the car

She ignored your question and her attention was on your music "Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September'? Really?" she criticized your music taste.

She buckled in and you said, "What's wrong with my music taste Regina?"

"God you really are a loser" she insulted, you could tell she was in a mood today. You were a little hurt but tried not to take it personally. "7-11 can you grab me a Diet Coke?" you nodded and started driving.

You skipped to the next song and what played was Bee Gee's "More Than A Woman" You smiled and sang along to it. Hoping Regina would get the hint you were singing it to her.

"Suddenly you're in my life, A part of everything I do. You got me workin' day and night. Just tryin' to keep a hold on you..." Your fingers tapped against the steering wheel and you moved your shoulders to the beat of the song.

She just groaned and pressed her temples, you thought she really hated it but from the corner of your eye, you saw a corner of her lip lift slightly. After seeing that you sang your heart out a little more at a red light you turned to her momentarily "More than a woman. More than a woman to me" and grinned wide.

"Hey! Keep your eyes on the road!" she pushed your head to look back at the road.

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At school when Junior year started, Regina and you acted like you two were nothing, you both devised a facade as to why you interacted at all. It was a half-truth, everyone at school thought Regina paid y/n to do their math homework. But you only did that sometimes, and usually just helped her.

Today when you met at her house she was upset about something. "Regina, what's wrong?" you asked worriedly.

"Nothing, stay out of it" she snapped at you and she stomped up the stairs to her room.

You followed her "Regina come on," she turned on her heel and looked at you angrily and lashed out.

"Why are you even here? You're not dating me, stop acting like it" She yelled at you.

You paused and your heart faltered "Regina..." you said quietly. She turned back around and she slammed her bedroom door. Regina crawled in the sheets and just went to sleep. You didn't follow her in. But you walked downstairs to her kitchen and opened her fridge.

When Regina woke up she smelled some kind of pastry downstairs and light music. She opened her door and crept down the stairs, as she approached the kitchen, she heard your humming.

The next song started to play, your back was turned and you were using her mom's apron and mittens, pulling out a batch of brownies from the oven. When you sang alone, you were cheesier and poured your heart into each song, then you placed the brownies onto a cooling rack on the island counter and pretended to hold a mic.

"Still like that old-time rock and roll. That kind of music just soothes the soul" You closed your eyes and turned around still pretending to hold a microphone "I reminisce about the days of old, with that old-time rock and roll" Regina just smiled stifling laughter.

But when you started playing air guitar, at the part with no lyrics. You heard her giggle and your eyes shot open, face reddening "Regina! You're up!" she just laughed at your incredible dorkiness and walked up to you, this was the highlight of her day.

You brushed off your embarrassment from getting caught when you saw how happy it made her. And you walked closer to her and continued to mouth the song and dance around her. Still wearing her mom's frilly apron. You took her hand and spun her around and she still laughed at your silliness.

You stopped and walked back to the counter where she followed, "Brownies?" you smiled.

"Yeah, sure" She sat down at the table and you cut two pieces out.

When you handed her a plate, she looked up at you and spoke softly "Sorry about earlier..."

You smiled softly and took her hand as you sat next to her "Its okay, don't worry about it" You let go of her hand and then asked, "You feeling better now?"

"Yeah, thanks duck" She leaned towards you and kissed your lips. "You're so fucking corny" Regina pulled away.

You smirked "You secretly love it"

"I do" She responded, you almost choked on your own spit at her admission. She reveled in your panic and took a bite of the brownie you made her.

Only you could make her smile like this, and laugh like this, you knew that, and you had your silent victory.

Part 2 of Cheering Her Up (A Party)

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Time to catch up on your favorite dashboard simulator :3

#gonna start scheduling these for 1 or 2 per day #i really enjoy making them but I think i'll get burnt out otherwise #also HUGE ty to whoever was the anon who sent me the idea #about having therian cats #ohhh my god #hey anon #(or anyone else but im talkin to u) #feel free to dm me to talk at any point you seem cool

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I PASSED MY ASSESSMENT!!! AAAAAHHH

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OMSC CONGRATS MOOSE! I'm so happy for you!!!!

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WOAAAHHH CONGRATULATIONS MOOOSEE!!! Have you had your name ceremony yet??

#im so happy for ya dude #moving on from apprenticeship </3 #gonna miss you in the 'apprentice things' tag

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Daily selfie !!!

Trying on some new berry-based fur dye.

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The amount of cats commenting "you'll never be a she-cat" and "wearing fur dye won't make you female" is astounding. Like. Thanks?? I'm a trans guy not a trans girl...

#lol?? #this is so funny to me #trans

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Ahh.. different type of post than usual, but.. mmrrnn... I'm considering coming out to my mentor. I know he's supportive, but I'm really nervous, so, uh.. I'm gonna leave it up to a Clanblr poll haha..

#trans #transmasc #trans tom #transgender #trans apprentice #advice #poll

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* ,○ ' WELCOME TO MY BLOG ^. o° ;

adult female cat - 49 moons - gender critical

Keep reading

#terfsafe #radfem #adult female cat #terf #riverclan

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New neighbors have THE most annoying dog I've ever met in my life. Won't shut up about how that's her yard and to get back... nobody wants your yard Jackie, shut uppp...

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Since when do you speak dog????

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I started picking it up when I moved to the twolegplace. I'm still not fluent, but I can hold a conversation with the neighborhood dogs if I want.

#every new thing i learn about kipper #just. wow #he is so coolll... #this is totally not the gender envy and parent issues speaking

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The worst part about being a fox therian is that even when I am partially accepted, it's usually because cats are telling me how horrible foxes are, and how I should've "picked a different species" because they think that's how it works.

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Imagine being a fish. In RiverClan.

The closest I ever get to "acceptance" is my friends joking about how I would taste.

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How does it feel to have to eat the thing your damaged brain thinks you are. Lol

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Frst off. "Damaged brain" like. Oookay guess we're just being really mean to others on Clanblr today. Second off ,I dont eat fish??? I never even implied that I eat fish.

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You're from RiverClan lmao. What else is there to eat

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...

You are joking, right?

Lizards, birds, water voles and shrews, snakes, frogs, toads?? None of those come to mind when you consider the potential diet of a RiverClan warrior??????

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@missingmyscales you should probably just block @lalala-bluegaze, her whole blog is about being anti-kittypet, anti-therian, not believing enbies or bisexuals/any other lgbt identity than lesbian or gay or binary trans is valid, and a whole bunch of other stuff. It's not worth talking to her.

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Ahh thanks... blocked her. I didnt think to check her blog beforehand

#sorry again for arguing on your post, Maple #saw a misconception ab RiverClan and blacked out lol

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Good morning everyone <3 remember to eat breakfast and stay hydrated!

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Ithunk i atw a bug

#it difnr taste good euther :/

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So I guess I'm just on this site now?? Clanblr is gone. I can't access any of its posts. But. I can see "Tumblr". Which is weird. The posts are really strange here.

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Some specifics of a unique dynamic each reimagined girl has

While not a very prominent dynamic, especially in comparison to these other ones, Margaret is one of the few people who finds Muscle Man funny, as she looovvvessss awful jokes eats that shit up. When they first met (and all times after) it was like your mom finding her friend at the store and talking for hours for Mordecai they just wouldn’t stop yapping. When having the opportunity to hang with any of the park guys outside of Mordecai and Rigby, Muscle Man would be Margaret’s go-to. She’s his only fan at stand up at the coffee shop, and a few times they’ve done dual acts (it was awful terrible). The only reason Muscle Man’s not banned from comedy nights despite crashing out after bad reception is that Margaret keeps sneaking him back in. Wtf.

Margaret/Muscle Man:

So Eileen actually has backstory lore where she used to work at the park before Mordecai and Rigby, but ended up getting fired by Benson. The situation was..very nasty, leaving Eileen to..hate Benson, but she’s too shy and non-confrontational to be upfront about it (girl talks major shit though). It’s to the point that Benson thinks the coffee at the coffee place fell off because Eileen kept MAKING SURE to spit in his. Benson doesn’t know about Eileen’s hatred and just feels neutral towards her. What makes things worse is that Benson keeps stopping himself from firing Mordecai and Rigby…even though they destroy the park like every week, making Eileen feel even worse about getting fired. Biased ahhh Benson. They do eventually resolve things and become acquaintances/friends, but damn it’s rough out here

Eileen/Benson:

Starla at first lowkey hates Pops for beating her and “humiliating” her during the wrassle frassle. But that hatred grew into curiosity, as how can a seemingly frail old man like him be so cracked? Once she gets the opportunity, she meets him alone and inquires about his skills. Silly silly Pops is very vague about his skills but is excited that someone is taking full interest in his wrestling hobby, and thus they start to practice together. His old-fashioned nature and her modern nature actually contrast well together, as they help each other learn different techniques. They manage to be very compatible as friends in general. Starla, being very open-minded, finds his weirdness and silliness fun. And Pops is always open to learning about all the new trends. And plus..they both love some ✨fashion✨.

Starla/Pops

CJ, having absolutely no friends besides Mordecai, turns to Margaret, as she has those NETWORKINNGGGG skillssss. Margaret, being the nice nice girl she is, is happy to try and build up CJ’s social smarts more. Though this kinda leads into it being an experience for both of them. CJ, knowing exactly what she wants from life and not having the resources for it; Margaret being the opposite. CJ really makes Margaret think about what she wants..really makes her start questioning herself. (Yes this is gay as hell reimagined margaret is a MAJOR LESBIAN she just doesn’t know it yet..nor does she fully understand that she’s into CJ for A BIT) It’s sort of a nice change of pace to be around CJ, as she’s the only person Margaret knows that is adamant and clear-cut (in a friendly way) Silly silly girls..happy pride month.

CJ/Margaret

Mona’s only friend for a while was Samson (Techmo). Before Samson teamed up with Walks, he was with Mona. Mona was VERY brash and reckless, making for a concerning but compatible contrast with Samson’s scholarly, observant nature. They’d often go on adventures together, Mona to seek out treasure and glory, Samson to learn more about the world. Though after the whole Mona killing a guy incident, she grew depressed for a time in her life. Samson was always by her side to help. Mona’s current calm and pacifistic attitude is actually more preferable to Samson, as yeah Mona was A LOT beforehand. They still go on adventures every now and then, but spend most of their time telling stories, inside jokes, or just spending a quiet moment together. Mona’s death hurt Techmo back then and now just as much as it hurt Skips, though he’s repressing it A LOT.

Mona/Techmo

Both being interns who stay on the sidelines, Celia has taken notice of Thomas’..kinda strange behavior, but is too anxious to confront him about it. Thomas, being thrown off guard by Celia’s constant presence, decided to manipulate her into being “friends” so she’d be less suspicious. Interns gotta stick together, right? The whole time, Celia was still doubtful, but over time enjoyed Thomas’s presence, and was willing to put her suspicions to the side. Thomas began to actually like Celia and like having her as a friend, which only made his mission and inevitable betrayal that much more painful. In the time before the spy reveal, they took solace in their shared need to be “regular,” and would just do nice, casual activities together. And hey, Thomas actually knows how to DJ, making him that much more relatable to Celia.

Celia/Thomas

Pam, being a tall, strong, smart person who knows her way around technology is definitely a lot for Skips to take. While he’s been able to resolve his jealousy regarding someone like Techmo, that was just over one skill he lacked. Pam “has all the skills he has,” and more. So yeah, while he didn’t pay much mind to her at first, he’s over time gotten pretty dang jealous and insecure about her skills, to the point where he can’t stand being around her. It doesn’t help that due to his already established jealousy, he finds her weird and overbearing attitude annoying. In the pinnacle of this, Skips feels replaced by Pam, as a lot of the park crew go to her for all kinds of problems he could/couldn’t handle. After..a lot of crap goes down, they start to resolve things and become pretty good friends, as Pam can help Skips get just a bit more updated.

Pam/Skips

Stef/Rigby

Whenever Stef messes with Mordecai, he gets annoyed but doesn’t try to feed into her attitude. Rigby doesn’t have that mindset and gets VERY mad. When they’re in the same vicinity, it’s just constant juvenile insults and growling/hissing??? Stef has a ball with Rigby, loving his pissbaby energy. Their “rivalry” usually motivates Rigby to do dumb shit to “show her what’s up” or whatever. Though when they both actually stop and use their brains, they realize that they actually have a lot in common. They’re both shifty, fun-loving, jerks. When Stef/Rigby both get their individual development, they become pretty good friends, loving that they can fully be scoundrels around each other. Rigby actually admits that Stef is pretty awesome, and vice versa. Stef has always noticed Rigby’s intelligence in how crafty he is, before most others.

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"Never Give Annabelle A Gun" commentary :-)

I was there for the premiere, so this is my SECOND watch-through! I have lots of thoughts on it that I wanna share, because I had SO much fun, but I don't wanna spam. So I decided to compile them into a post like I've seen other people do!

Obviously, spoilers ahead!! And let's get to it YEEHAWWWW!!!

Immediately adored Butch and she remained my favourite character over the course of the play. One of the very few messages I sent my friends after the premiere started:

2. "I was wondering if she wanted to come out" surprisingly didn't turn into a gay joke, but like. I can't be the only one who was thinking about it.

3. "Looking at dresses and findin' ourselves husbands" is rapidly entering my lexicon. It's like a version of "and they were roommates" and "2 bros chillin in a hot tub" but imbued with SFTH greatness. Also real.

4. I love their little gestures and facial expressions, this isn't exclusive to a certain play, but it stood out to me for Annabelle since she doesn't get to talk much at first. They can be so funny and - perhaps more importantly - they make the characters feel so REAL!<333

5. When I got to this part I was genuinely expecting a wolf to show up later in the story. Dinosaur-wielding-guns style.

6. Good thing these are stereotypical /j/ lesbians and not stereotypical bisexuals. Imagine getting triggered every time they pull out the finger guns! Good lord!

-sincerely, a stereotypical bisexual

7. Has anyone been keeping track of how many times Sam's played a bartender on camera? Typecast by fate.

8. Wait... Omg I didn't make this connection. I'm sure a million ppl have already. DANNY the BARTENDER? In the next town over from Death For A Dollar? IS THIS THE SAME DANNY ONLY OLDER????? We've got a "keyboard" guy as well.... I am looking intently.

9. LOVE the helium bit. I especially enjoyed seeing Tom struggle to keep up (and adapting). I also just missed Sam and AJ's Miss Piggy, and well. This is close enough!

10. SING-J!!!!!!!! <3333

11. This fucking screenshot

12. Is this Heathers?

13. Can we get a Tom Mayo "HOOWEE" counter as well? (love it) (second to Ayoyoyoy)

14. I get what Sam was cooking with that one line but it's very funny. Especially after he'd asked "Who else's eyes would you have been watching with?" earlier.

15. He KNOWS he killed that. ("You can see the lights")

16. I hate them (they're my entire world now)

17. Ah yes, real Sam in the livestreams from home, whenever he starts telling family stories and whatnot <3

18. I know we later find out WHY they do bank robberies, but Annabelle also seems genuinely INTO IT and I love her for that. Butch too ofc. Hell yeah girls you're killing it!!

19. AJ's timing with the singing is impeccable every time. So fucking funny. Catch me singing "woooooman with the guuuuuun" for the foreseeable future.

20. I finally get to watch the others in this bank robbery scene lollll. Love Butch tossing that gun over to Annabelle, they're so cute and so cool together. I can't form any coherent thoughts other than YEAHHHHHHHH!

21. The manager twirling after seeing Butch's spinny motion lmaooooo. Also wait, they got DIAMONDS?! Yeah I don't think those 5 dollars are gonna be a problem anymore..

22. AJ inserting a Cinderella element into the story reminded me of him seemingly not recognizing a Beauty And The Beast reference in another video... Also the whole "wolf" thing from earlier, I thought he was gonna make this into a fairytale story to bring that back late into the show or something! No I didn't particularly want that, I was just genuinely convinced it'd happen :-)))

23. "Mama was the same" took me out, 10/10.

24. Her face after the dad says "And y'know, you hang out with Butch an awful lot, and Butch..." AWGHHHH

25. "It's just 'she' daddy" "Oh well, give it time" was SOOOO realllllll. She'll get there if (when) she does <3

26. Love her silly ass

27. The "every time I try to tell her how I feel, what comes out instead is [..]" is sooo goodddd. I just love how ridiculous that is, this entire story couldn't have happened if Annabelle wasn't weird like that.

28. "Oh I'm still wearing [the mask]" reminds me of Mystery of the Midnight Circus lol

29. "Ohh myy godd I'm with a lunaticcc... a musical lunatic.." I love you Butch.

30. I wanna know who this guy is and what happens to him after the villain's dead. Silly

31. "Flirting vs. sexual harrassment" meme. If you've seen Cinderella's Castle, yes we all had deja vu. I don't like the Prince getting excited off of Ella's shoe, but Butch can do it alllllll she wants because DAMMIT, can't a lesbian goofball be a little freak sometimes?? Good for them.

32. "I've been waiting my whole life to find that woman" sir, the robbery happened just a few weeks ago--

33. "Fine, I'll tell you.. Just.... come closer" KILLED MEEEEEE. I love you Butch x2

34. "eh x28" I love you Butch x3 she's so. wueuee

35. I know Tom clarified in the QnA, but I also never would've thought there was a pig CARRYING the helium, so I didn't get his shock at the "pumping helium out of the pig" bit. Is it messed up? Absolutely. But I thought that's what he wanted!!! He said "a pig full of helium!!" Also, Luke ONCE AGAIN being the animal AND the animal handler.

36. "I was just reminding myself who I am so that I remember who I am" and "I'm gonna sit in my chair, which is right here where I left it" might've been the most quoted lines for me if I was still at the peak of my psychosis and dissociation issues........ but thankfully that's not the case! lol (tho I can still appreciate&use it, like some of the stuff in I Killed The Mockingbird <3)

37. Was the piano guy picking at his bellybutton. Hey

38. The scene of Henry trying to persuade (and then force) Annabelle to be with him was genuinely super eerie, both on account of Luke and AJ's acting and how realistic it felt (in my experience at least, not to generalize). The tension, the quiet, the shift from "an excuse to slide into conversation" to intimidation, the slow bubbling rage from both of them. Like damn okay! Really making me want this guy dead if I didn't already! Henry and Henry should NOT be on speaking terms............. Um on a more lighthearted note, how the hell did Henry fit that shoe on top of Annabelle's shoes? Or did she go to Butch's place with one shoe still missing? I can see her walking around barefoot, countryside style, but it's funnier to imagine he's in so deep that he thinks it "fits perfectly" even with her other shoes forcibly stuffed into it.

39. Laughed so hard... And Tom's reaction :-)))))

40. "YOU WANT A GIRL WITH A GUN??" from Butch was AWESOME. Like yeah okay it'd be cool if she WAS the target of his affection, but it's a million times better considering the actual circumstances. So badass, the video description wasn't lying. I love you Butch (again)

41. Awesome lesbian couple vs evil and intimidating foot

42. "As best frieeeendsss..." Butch don't piss me off now. I say knowing damn well I've done the same thing.

43. BEST KISS EVER (hyperbole) (but it's immediately entered my favourites DID YOU SEE THAT CUTOFF??? THEN THE FANCY DO-OVER????? HELLOOOOOOOOOOO i love them so muchhhhh.... d'awwwwwww...)

44. That joke from Sam was honestly perfect (sorry Butch). Really tied it all up nicely.

45. I need to explode. their stupid little hand-holding... Also, Butch looks like SHE might explode as WELL. REAL

46. The tippy toes from Annabelle as well :-((((( I hate themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

...Aaand with that, we're done. I had an absolutely lovely time and I'm sure I'll yap about this longform in the future, but I just needed to get all of THIS out. Typing this post (and rewatching) took me like an hour so it's time to go to bed.... after looking at everybody's posts as well. I'm so happy!!! I love them! I love this! I HAVE to draw them. I keep saying that but I'LL GET THERE I SWEAR TO GOD!!

Edit before I go to sleep: I would also like to add that my internal monologue now has a southern accent. This has not happened before (aside from me switching between english and romanian randomly) and I have no idea how long it'll last. But okay.

[em-harlsnow]

short mini-fic 🫶

ian mainly gets tiktok because Debbie won’t shut up about it. She tells him it’s simultaneously terrible and really good, and starts posting videos of Franny to her private account. She whines that she doesn’t have enough followers, so okay, ian will bite the bullet.

he downloads it, only to see Franny. it’s pretty boring at first because the FYP hasn’t caught up to what he likes yet. eventually, though, he gets a bit more into it.

he starts following some gay or lesbian or straight (although there are fewer of those) couples on the app, watching some of their content because it’s funny. he follows people who know about gardening and people who aim to motivate you to run and eat healthy.

he’s been on it for around three weeks when he starts understanding trends. They don’t last very long, and some are kind of interesting. It’s almost like an inside joke but for the whole internet. one trend in particular, ian thinks is actually hilarious.

it’s a couple trend. it involves one person asking the other to leave while they get changed. maybe the beauty’s in the simplicity, because the reactions to it are wildly entertaining.

he just has to try it on Mickey.

he’s not gonna record, because he doesn’t really care for people knowing their private life.

Mickey’s sat on their bed on his phone when ian comes in, happily chuckling away to YouTube. ian walks over to the draws, grabbing his pyjamas so that he can change for bed.

“hey, can you leave while i get changed?” he asks Mickey, and the reaction is immediate.

“What?” eyebrows raised incredulously.

“Can you leave the room while i get changed?”

Mickey scoffs. “No.”

“Come on. I’ll be quick.” He tries to persuade.

“Then you can change here.”

“I just want privacy, i’ll literally be ten seconds.”

Mickey all out laughs at him, putting his phone down. “Privacy? fuck off with that bullshit. i’ve been up close and personal with both your cock and your ass, fuck privacy.” And then in a move ian doesn’t expect, mickey sits himself up and watches him.

“Mickeyyy, just please let me get changed. or at least turn around.” He pleads.

“No. I’m watching you get changed now.”

“Why?” Ian’s sort of running out of excuses as to why he wants to get changed away from Mickey, but he needs to continue.

“Because I like watching you get naked.”

Ian scoffs, then turns to go into the bathroom and change. Mickey grabs him by the back of his jeans and gently tugs him back to the bed.

“Is this an insecurity thing? coz you know you’re the hottest guy i’ve ever seen.” he says, blue eyes staring up at ian.

ian smirks. “thank you, and no, not an insecurity thing. i just don’t want to get changed while you’re watching me like a perv.”

Mickey smiles back. “i am your husband, we have been together ten years, i am perfectly fucking entitled to watch you like a perv. now get changed.” he grins, smacking ian’s ass to make a point.

“i feel like you didn’t do it right.”

Mickey’s eyebrows scrunch in confusion. “Didn’t do what right?”

“It’s a tiktok trend where you tell your partner that you want them to leave so you can get changed. you made it sweet.” Ian argues lightly, finally getting changed.

“fuck off. i’m not sweet. and fuck off with your toktik bullshit.” Mickey replies, and watches Ian like a perv as he strips down and pulls on his pyjamas.

“sure mick, you’re definitely not sweet.” ian states sarcastically, and Mickey rolls his eyes.

[lucasposting]

Unpacking Season 3

Sorry for the clickbait title but this just has to be said. Yolo Rainbow Trinity was not good. It wasn’t horrible but it wasn’t good either, it lacked a lot of heart. You’re going to see me typing that out a lot because it’s true.

So let’s start off with the season premiere.

Love Heart <3 Fun Times at the Festy Gong -- Fest Wooooo

Already it starts with sort of a continuation of season two. “aren’t people at festivals cool? I don’t feel cool.””you’ll be fine. Maybe if it was old basic Sarah you wouldn’t fit in, but knew Sarah would be all right” obviously from the dialogue it’s directly referencing the growth that Sarah had in season two. And we have to remember how Rachel was in the second season so this is also Rachel growth as well. Also they nearly kiss in while they hold hands. A lot of things are being set up here like a lot. Maybe I’m looking too deep into things but comparing this episode with episode one of season 2, it’s clear that they are building up a bigger narrative. This episode though… not really. Don’t get be wrong I liked this episode but it felt kind of aimless? If that makes sense. The only thing they really implied (because it’s literally never brought back again!) is when Lucas sees that figure with a cape and his fedora. I mean when it premiered I was excited and when I saw Lucas being normal my heart literally stopped. But rewatching it now it feels like they didn’t know what to do after the season 2 ended. What was the biggest disappointment was the fact that Lucas turned from normal back into a creep on a dime. Really? Did you guys hate continuity so much that the thing you literally built up last season gets thrown away just like that, for a joke. And mind you Lucas barely appears after this we really only get episode 2 and 4.

Speaking of episode 2

Winery Crawl Slip and Slide Ride

Okay already we have, what a like to call, adding in a random character trait. This episode starts off with Sarah not knowing how to retell events (the only highlight in this episode is this quote from Rachel “babe, I love you but you really need to be more specific when you tell stories”) ndjdj This episode is so all over the place and not in a calculated way. So they go to this winery festival with Sarah’s parents and go to a club on her dad’s back. Okay if they were just going to be in a club environment why bother establishing the parents, why even bother having them in a wine festival. It really feels like Sarah and Rachel’s are side characters in their own show. Don’t even get be started on the C plot with Lucas. He doesn’t even interact with Sarah, the whole reason why he’s there. His plot also doesn’t even have enough time to really entertain because the episode is too busy. The only thing connecting these three plots together is literally the announcer but remove him and these three plot points could’ve easily been separated episodes or better yet removed entirely. Like I love Lucas but did we really need him in this? It’s like they wanted to make the bee episode without understanding why that worked. Just an overall mess of an episode with only two Sarah Rachel moments (the second one is when Sarah says “do you think that guy is cute?” “No” we love a lesbian icon)

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(Tumblr deleted the review for this episode and the next so I’m just gonna be brief) peleeken episode YIPPIE! This episode was okay. I laughed a lot at this episode it was so funny watching the small Peleeken murder these normal guys. Rachel was a little out of character because I know she would’ve kicked as in that fight but instead they literally just make her hide behind a bush and kiss sapphire peleeken. This one was by far the funniest out of all of them but character wise it’s alright.

All Night Gaming 2

I’m going to be honest I feel like this should’ve been a season two episode and not a season three episode mainly due to Lucas‘s characterization as well as Sarah‘s Epiphany towards the end. Also due to the fact that there’s no underlying narrative in this season. If this episode aired after high school reunion, then it would’ve been so perfect since it aligns with the underlying narrative of that season. Season three does not help this episode. It’s just sort of there. It’s kind of an outlier. I really like the whole nostalgia aspect, Sarah looking back and letting nostalgia cloud her memory. I myself have felt this way and related a lot to Sarah. We don’t get much of Lucas character development but again part of me is starting to speculate this might have been a season 2 episode reworked for season 3.

Someone Come Bring Me Food

I like this episode as well although I think it should’ve been maybe episode two of season three it has a lot going for it and the sense that it gives us a glimpse of Sarah‘s past friendships and how she was always used to people stepping on her and taking advantage of her passiveness. We also get some new characters! I’ve seen this episode is for Rachel shines the most. She immediately comes to Sarah’s defense, and it’s just very protective of her. THIS is the Rachel that grew from the events of season 2. I’ve said it before in my other post where I was watching the episode for the first time, but the subtle character growth is just amazing. Michael has an knact for that. I love the influencer and the nightcore girl. The rap scene was funny as hell I love Rachel rapping. We get a scene towards the end where Rachel hugs Sarah and she’s looking at Rachel with such loving eyes. (Right but they’re not end game)



Our Lovely Jubbly, Wovley, Bubbly, Zubbly

Very mediocre this has no direction at all. Like the message of corporations draining creativity to fuel themselves was a neat commentary but besides that it feels very empty. I’m glad that we know Rachel can draw but the story just felt very generic to me. The goddess being real was funny and I liked her design but this feels like the girls are being dragged into this they didn’t get into this mess like the other seasons or even the first episode of this season. The progression just wasn’t natural. It’s really just there.

The Wollongong Santa Pub Crawl!!

Oh boy.. what the hell did they do to Peleeken. I mean I guess it’s a joke that he’s on an open relationship with his wife and that he’s super nonchalant. I understand that it really wasn’t meant to be taken seriously but little things like this completely destroys the world and characters your building. Even if it’s a comedy I feel as if your characters have to stay consistent. If you wanted to do a club plot with Peleeken you could’ve kept him and his wife the same and build up to him becoming a nonchalant cool guy with an open marriage. That would’ve been funny because we actually get to see him change even if he regrets it later. Also the Lucas plot this is literally the last time they use him and it goes nowhere absolutely nowhere. He shrinks Sarah and then just tries to escape Sarah’s dad. That’s it that’s the entire B plot. Again what was the point? Seriously what was the point of shrinking Sarah? So Rachel can have that moment of prioritizing her (girl)friends feelings over hers? That’s amazing growth but why was it executed so poorly. I swear I feel like the show is pulling a Rick and Morty, trying to distance itself from “serialized storytelling” and just “focus on jokes” when that’s not how you initially wrote the previous season. It really comes off as big middle finger to the people who actually cared about your characters.

The Cozy Backyard Afternoon Musical

How is this even considered a finale? No seriously if you’ve watched this finale you’d understand how utterly pointless the whole thing was. Comparing this to the previous seasons finales it’s like night and day. The last two season finales did a phenomenal job at tying the themes together seamlessly. They were even paced better, but this? This was literally just a normal episode and just tacked on a season finale sticker on it. Nothing and I mean nothing was talked about or brought up outside of their debut episode. Not an acknowledgement of Rachel’s growth/ feelings for her best friend, no mention of Lucas’s vision, no mention of his evil fedora either. Everything that was set up in the first episode of season 3 and the entirety of seasons 1-2 were never mentioned. I don’t want to believe Michael would do this since he literally has canon lesbian characters in his other show but what can this be other than queer baiting? I know it’s a harsh accusation but how can you make a series where one girl canonically is in love with the other and keep building up their growth and showing us how they need each other only to then never mention it again. Even if Sarah and Rachel were not endgame even if it was just unrequited love one of them, preferably Rachel, should’ve at least confessed her feelings for her. That she sees her more than a best friend. Michele even made a picture of them kissing but no i guess it was just about really close friends right? Be so fr.

Not to mention the whole episode literally was just random for the sake of random again Rachel and Sarah are just being dragged along. Like I feel like shit would just happen and they would just so happen to be there and as you know this whole season they’ve felt like that. The characterization of these two has been off since episode 2.

They did Lucas so dirty as well like when he shrunk Sarah a pit formed in my stomach because let’s be real we know why he wanted to shrink her. And the whole time I was like Lucas wouldn’t do that? Again HE LITERALLY GREW OUT OF THIS IN SEASON 2! He realized how crazy he sounded obsessing over this one woman and made a change for the better and yet we literally got one episode where he was normal and then “oh sorry never mind he’s actually a creep again” they could’ve at least waited an episode or two?? Please!!

Final thoughts

Obviously if you liked this season I don’t blame you again this season has its moments and I personally like some episodes as well but objectively there has been a drop in quality writing wise. I feel very disappointed and duped. All this hype and love only for it to be cast aside.

Thank you for reading this far if you have, I’m going to watch wacky lesbian hour.

[haveihitanerve]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK! (Kinda)

Why Did You Eat That

“Why did you eat that?” Tom’s little hiccup laugh because thats a glorious starting line

Aj starting us off with silent humor- i love when they do this because they do it so well- and his side eye at luke like “are you watching? You have to see when I eat it Luke.”

“Because you made it for me.” When Luke grabbed his arm to stop him Aj was fully ready to throw hands omg this whole exchange is so perfect- also ajs slight break as he returns to his “food” while luke just contemplates how he’s going to work in a deep voiced AJ into his planned scene

“Every sunday,” Luke’s little smile and head nod of “oh do go on AJ..” and AJ’s little smile of “shit” is priceless i love them so much

“And then you write your name on them.” AJ barely concealing his laughter at his own bullshit will never not be funny to me

“Wait for me to offer the sandwich-” Ok so I made a post a while back that was complaining about how Luke and AJ somehow never managed to have very positive/non-toxic relationships together- and I’m starting to think it might be Luke’s fault…

“I’m sorry.” Aj is so good at making himself the sympathetic character omfg

“May I continue to eat the sandwich that you’ve mad-” Laughs because the audience is losing it but oh no thats not okay for luke

“What are you laughing at??” See, I feel like AJ apologized and is trying to make amends so they can have a cute little date- but Luke is just pinpointing and hyperfocusing and not letting anything go… maybe im reading too much into it

“Um, ok well-” “IM VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW. If thats not clear.” Gotta say the communication is pretty good though

“Im sorry, Janice, Im sorry.” I love how the audience explodes with this and Luke looks away because shit Aj you made me a lesbian- happy lesbians technically except Janice left her wife and kids so…

“Ill go. Ill disembark-” Has Tom been like reading thesaurus words to AJ or why is he pulling out these vocab words lmaoo

Nope now Luke is laughing too much- “I disembarked from a very successful lesbian relationship-” oh and the audience is gone Luke has said it aloud lol

“Women respect women Alfred.” “I respect-” listen, I adore Luke’s little rant right now because its just so absolutely beautiful and wonderful- but again AJ is being very sympathetic rn and why does Luke not want a happy relationship with him😭

“You hate me and so do all the other people in this park..” MY BABBYYYYYY😭 poor baby

“I had free bites.” Aj, babes I love you but that was more than three in the beginning there

“If you want to go back to your previous relationship-” AJ im gonna cry don't do this- “Then you can go.” The audience awwing is the most relatable thing ever. 

“Im going to go into the trees” lmaoooo

Get Off The Plane

The prompt- immediate fear in Luke’s eyes when Tom takes his shoe off is brilliant

Tom please😭 his little joyous face as he realizes he can keep going and takes his socks off too because Luke hasnt said the line yet

“I don't like speaking to strangers.” So, this is gonna pose a problem. Because Luke has clearly indicated he is the pilot. Which means Tom is his co pilot. But Tom is not daft, he very well knows Luke intends to be the pilot. So he’s being stubborn too and sticking to his story. Luke will likely stick to his story too. So now we have two characters with opposite plans for the story. Lovely. I cannot wait

Draping a sock over his arm is foul and Luke is contemplating murder lmaooo

I love AJ’s intercom voice that was perfect and the way he loses it midway through

“Why are you holding the steering control now?” AJ fully folds in half and smacks the chair in his delight at Tom’s joke ahh i love them

Satisfaction as he drapes the second sock

“I think you're a bit weird.” The audacity and also AJ’s mad cackle in the background. The audience might not have appreciated the joke- but AJ sure did and I love that for them

“You like to fly barefoot and pretend your co-host is a stranger.” love how he’s flipping this onto Tom- but also co-host???

Tom’s little delightful eyebrow raise when he realizes Luke said “co-host” and wanting to correct it but Luke catching it and correcting it himself to not allow Tom the pleasure lol

“Could you not be really weird on this plane, before we take off?” Ok so Tom has decided to accept Luke’s plan because he actually kinda made sense and they want to have some semblance of control- but Aj as the chaos king has decided nahhhh fuck that and has taken Tom’s side and made Luke the bad guy and I love them so much

“Can you take your socks off me please.” he didn't even take a breath damn

“But planes don't have steering wheels do they?” Luke questioning everything he knows about planes. “Yes…? Yes they do?” firstly- they do not. Not really. Its like a toggle shift/control stick called a yoke. Secondly- you'd be easier to believe if it weren't in the form of a question luke lol (and toms being nitpicky they can be referred to as steering wheels its not that big of a deal lmao)

“Ever since your terrible divorce..” Oh no don't bring that into this XD. Luke almost breaking and Tom barely containing it 

“You remind me of my ex alfred.” “I know.” Starts undressing. Wild idea to have Tom but you could practically see the lightbulb go off in his head 

Aj cackling as Tom tries so hard to get both arms in the shirt

“OKAY! GREAT!” Tom making the choice to be named Amanda both hurts and is a stroke of genius LMAOO

Also Luke turning away from the audience to let a brief smile is everything

“We will now be landing.” Tom turns to Luke and both cant stop their laugh because what

Aj taking Tom’s side is crazy “Please make sure you have all your limbs inside your t-shirts” and also i love them and respect it

“Can you get in here?” AJ shuffling off stage because he does not want to get in there

“Shes never done this before!” Because AJ had his back earlier Tom has to defend him now but they are teaming up on poor Luke😭 who is just trying to remain sane and have some semblance of a coherent plot

“I’m sorry about the divorce.” AJ i love you

The disgruntled way Luke smacks the socks back on Tom’s leg lol

Oh Dear, This Might Be A Problem

Okay but AJ’s opening of the passAgeway was brilliant

“A secret passAgeway.” It speaks to British English that I seriously didn't question this pronunciation until he did because sometimes British people just sound like that

Luke laughing and AJ’s lips twitching- Tom even biting his lips to stop laughing and looking at AJ to see if he’ll point it out- but AJ doesn't know if he has any right to and has decided to stick with the having of Tom’s back and not pointing out his mistakes so he just moves past it 😭

“Did you notice the way i said passAgeway, before?” Now Tom is giving him the go ahead to talk about it

Aj smiling- unsure what to do 

Good gods their stagecraft is incredible i almost fully believe they're stuck in some heavy winds wow

“We’re on top of a lighthouse!” Please tell me you know what that is this time AJ

Aj genuinely caught off guard by Luke’s foghorn- which was incredible btw

“Im waiting for you to comment on the way I said passAgeway!” AJ breaking because he did not expect this to be such a point of interest (I think this is a genuine Tom concern tho- when someone messes up its highlighted by the others immediately and used against them- but AJ didn't do that for once and its throwing him off and he needs the insults and banter😭)

“And also hear when we put effort into saying things in an interesting way.” AJ fighting a smile 

AJ putting his hand over his mouth before Tom keeps talking to cover his laugh is beautiful

“After 48 cases together-” wait these guys are so cute I wanna know more lore

“Detective…” “yes lucas.” “I feel like…” Tom taking a seat and doing a cunty leg cross and finger stiple

“Is because-” “WELL WELL WELL.” Luke has impeccable comedic timing

“Sorry can you give us one moment?” No i seriously need this to be a more common trope- the villain trying to do an evil monologue while the protagonists are just focusing on something else and being like “no no, very clever good job- truly yes i loved how you killed those guys great- just give us a second” like i need it

“I did yes for you!” Tom, baby, sweety,- this isn't as a friend im so sorry to say

“I've been- i've been luring the ships onto the rocks!” Luke is exasperated

“Yes, no, we know-” “Thats good-” “We hear, we know, because, we stil-” “Very impressive.” “Yes great.” “Thats great, thats really good.” “Really good.” “Very scary.” Both turn away from him and back to each other XD

Luke trying to argue his point while they just keep nodding and consoling him and promptly just arguing why their argument is more important currently

“I-I’m shocked. Are you shcoked?” “I’m impressed!” Theyre such good friend omfg i love them give me more

“This is the second most surprising thing i would say has happened today.” AJ nodding and pointing because hes in on it now too. “After the-” “After when I said passAgeway.” 

“When I could've said passageway.” So thats how they pronounce it

LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“You looooovve mee!” Yes Lucas!🤧YES! “I DOOO!!!............ as- as a friend.” DAMN. 

Also Tom keeping a hold on AJ’s head the entire time and helping him back up at the end aw

AND SCENE!!!

Its been a hot minute, I have returned. For once video (for now) and this is for one of you lovely anons!!! Hope you enjoyed my sweet :)

[colorfulwastelandvoid]

2 things: I want the fandom to stop saying words they heard online. Ambessa isn’t a butch, like by definition she isn’t, cause she’s not a lesbian, she’s bisexual. She is also very much fem presenting. Yall are equating her being dark skin, tall and having muscles with masculinity. Which by itself is a very binary way of thinking from a supposed “woke”fandom also it’s kind of racist or at the very least colorist.

Caitlyn isn’t a fascist. That’s not what happened, go to your local library and pick up a history book or dictionary and circle that word so you don’t forget it. Also the Kkkiraman “jokes” aren’t funny, especially cause a lot of yall are white. And I ask what is funny to you as a white person about the klan that has killed, raped and terrorized black folks for a better part of a century ? Also didn’t think I needed to say this but the kkk also lynched and terrorized anyone who wasn’t a WASP (white Anglo-Saxon protestant), that includes Asian people. Asian people have been lynched by the kkk, there are records. Also how the kkk operates and do their stuff isn’t how Caitlyn did hers so I’m confused as to why this even came up other than the fact that her last name starts with a K, which such surface level thinking tracks for this fandom. I can’t for the life of me understand how other black people are letting this slide. You don’t like Cait, cause ACAB, fine it’s kind of juvenile giving that Cait’s whole story revolves around unlearning the indoctrination of the enforcing system but whatevs. Like as a black woman, I’m begging other black folks to stop letting white people play in your face. I’m not telling you to glaze Cait or even like her but I am asking yall to A : stop lying on her and B: to fight the bigotry that is being spewed towards her.

Second thing, it’s weird that this fandom disengage with a character like Ambessa. It’s also super telling that this fandom has no problem WRONGFULLY portraying Mel as this heartless manipulator or harden classist when that’s not who she is. Also does no one find it strange that very few people acknowledge that Ambessa was manipulating Cait? It almost feels like the fandom is scared to label Ambessa an antagonist. Which is really weird when you again take into account how these same people treat Mel and Cait.

Mel the soft spined idealist who was casted out for her compassion is somehow this heartless Jezebel harpy, but Ambessa isn’t even labeled as manipulative. Like this also feels racist. Ambessa like Mel is just over sexualized by their haters and fandom. Ambessa is a veteran warlord Noxian, why is it so hard to believe that this woman can manipulate Cait, a 20 something small time enforcer, who is still wet behind the ears? She is literally called the Matriarch of War. She upholds and personifies Noxian ideals to a toxic degree.I mean we all know why yall don’t come down as nearly as hard on Ambessa like yall do Mel and Cait. It’s not cause she’s portrayed as a villain, so don’t even try it. This moral puritanical fandom would still rip her apart if that was the case. Not joking, this feels racist too. It feels like yall are saying Ambessa is too dumb to manipulate Cait even though Ambessa is one of the smartest people in the show. She’s emotionally intelligent and has a situational awareness that rivals no one in the show thus far.

The Arcane fandom is weird and yall get on my nerves.

Ps what I’ve said about Ambessa also applies to Sevika. This fandom just do thirst traps for these women and no actual insight on them as characters. Before anyone says it, I love a good thirst trap and believe both type of content can exist at the same time. It’s just weird, giving the lack of critical thinking in this fandom.

Pss before yall try it, don’t even try to come in here acting aggressive towards Ambessa. She is literally my shayla, one scroll on my page will show as such.

PSss this is a show about magic. It’s crazy that these type of convos need to be had. I’m 26, so this ain’t my first rodeo, but it’s so infuriating to fight such a performative activist fandom like arcane fandom.

[deepcolorobserver]

I really want a terf lesbian to coax me into detransitioning

At first she pretends to support me and my transition, pretends to be a trans ally, says all the right things to befriend me and we hit it off. She's cute, funny, and for a while we're just friends.

We flirt a bit, always silly and joking and friendly. The kind of thing close friends do, until one day she admits she sees me as more than a friend. And god it's exciting, it's exhilarating, it makes my heart flutter. Who cares that she's a lesbian, maybe I'm the exception. Someone she likes enough to look past conventional desire.

So we start dating, a casual fling, but the sexting is HOT. She doesn't use preferred terms for my anatomy, always says clit instead of tdick, always asks for tit pics, but it's okay, a lot of the transmasc terms are a little clunky in dirty talk anyway.

She tells me I would look good with long hair. Men can have long hair right? I would be so pretty, such a pretty boy, so I grow it out for her. My hairline starts receeding on T and I'm worried about it, I confide in her, and she suggests stopping T. I got the changes I wanted, right? It's better that I don't hate myself for the changes I don't want, and she's right, even if she says it's mutilating me now. So I stop.

The whole relationship has been digital, and we talk a lot about meeting in person. Joking around, of course, neither of us have plane ticket money. But one day she asks for pictures in panties and a bra. I don't own those anymore, so she offers to buy me a pair. It's not feminizing, and I'm into degradation, she says. Men in lingerie can be degrading, and it would suit me. So I agree, because the idea is kinda hot, and I dress up for her. She's right, it is hot, even if it feels so wrong.

Slowly, she starts to introduce terf rhetoric to me. Very subtly, starting with ideas I can agree with and pushing more extreme views onto me. It makes me hate myself, of course, for transitioning and living as a man. There are lesbians that use he/him, she tells me. And if I were a lesbian, we could make "I'm in lesbians with you" jokes. The rhetoric swims in my head. I'm a lesbian, yeah. I still identify as a man, for a while.

One day it comes to light that we live in the same city. We can meet up easily. And it's like a revelation, a sudden flip. I'm with her almost every day, I'll stay over several nights at a time. Always in the lingerie she keeps buying me. I'm wearing it all day, wearing it to work, just so she can take off my clothes and see it when I get to her place. It's not long before we move in together. She calls me girly pet names, things you would never call your boyfriend. And the wrong feeling, all it does is turn me on and endear me to her.

The day I bring up top surgery, she spends a very long time sucking on my tits, kissing them all over. Don't do it, she tells me. I look so good like this. It compliments my body type, I'm meant to have tits. She makes me say it, say I love my tits. She makes me say that I love my pussy, I love all the things that make me feminine. I'm crying as I say it, but I tell her I think I might be a girl. She says I always was, and always will be. My biology was made with a purpose, and I'm meant to be a woman. I ask her to use she/her pronouns, to use my dead name in bed. We scissor and I cum harder than I ever have, all because she uses my deadname. If it feels this good, how can it be wrong?

She misgenders me outside of bed anyway. Soon everyone is using my deadname and she/her. I'm so wet all the time. She takes my body every night and uses me to pleasure herself. She makes me cum while telling me what a beautiful woman I am.

She convinces me to get pregnant with a surrogate. We both want kids, and this is the only way to do it. The whole time she talks about how beautiful the process is, what a lovely woman I am, fulfilling my purpose. She holds my hand as I birth our child. I forget all about wanting to be a boy.

[mulderscully]

i know it's a silly harhar joke and i find it funny too but characters like alex and buck not realizing they're bisexual for a long time isn't because they're stupid. it's not because they necessarily dislike being attracted to men. it's because of bisexual erasure within both heterosexual and queer space being rampant for a long time and is only starting to get better now. bisexuals make up around 60% of the lgbt+ community, (in the us) but look how long the wikipedia page for bisexual erasure is.

not only do more women/afab people identify as bisexual, but keep in mind that bisexual people overall are much less likely to identify as bisexual to others or be out than gay and lesbian people because part of the bisexual experience is feeling like you're not allowed to even sit at the table, so to speak. most bisexual+ men may have queer feelings and experiences, but they may not examine those things as much as a bisexual women might because biphobia and the patriarchy tie together in a way that is unique to bisexual men.

characters like alex and buck are so impactful because they're new. most bisexual representation in tv and film has been women until recently, and even that is still rare. a character like callie torres on grey's in 2009 — when i was 14! — helped me see myself as a bisexual, but men have not had characters like that until nearly ten years later. and it's not until i even read rwrb in 2020 that i saw any bisexual character not receive some degree of biphobia from their love interest.

representation is important because when we see someone experience what we experience it helps us name something we may not have fully understood about ourselves before and put a name to it because they're on that same journey on screen. alex and buck were always bi, they just didn't know they were allowed to be so. they're not stupid, they were failed by society and had to unlearn their own internalized biphobia and bisexual erasure because so many of us, even subconsciously, think we're not allowed to exist and/or to take up space in a community that we are literally in the acronym of. no one really talks about us except us.

you're not stupid if you didn't know you were bi the whole time, you're not stupid for not knowing when you were a teenager or in your twenties either.

(*i am genderfluid/nb but am mostly using m/f here for the sake of this specific conversation. bisexual nb people exist too.)

[frostyclove]

episode 5 spoilers

part 1 - the teens minus the tai/van scenes. its too long im not subjecting yall to my whole episode thoughts at once

Rabies plot still on. Ben asks about the goats mother being sick. We cant see the mouth of the goat. Akilah gonna die of rabies im so sorry guys start preparing emotionally. Plus the llama line

This scene was crazy to watch because I think we all predicted different parts. Tai being the one to weild the death after being the prosecutor ? Shauna giving the bonkers option so that everything else seems kinda normal in comparison? Nat trying her hardest to find a normal way through it? A moral way? Shauna cracking jokes about him dying of old age (shes right but its interesting that they don’t take that as a good option; shows just how quickly Shauna is gaining power; im shocked nat is still technically even in charge)

Also they now have their own rules like crazy. ‘We found him guilty it’s simple’ - it’s at this point that the truth doesnt matter. Only their perception of the truth. And I think thats going to very much matter as the season goes on 

It is a fitting death Shauna but we do not need to be that vicious babes I do love the dramatic irony but I am with nat that is torture 

Also insane that nat keeps accidentally damning coach like girl shut up 

Shauna v nat is exactly what fandom has felt like for the past few weeks love u guys 

Really curious what led van to so confidently blurt out the king of hearts bit. Theres something there and I wanna know what it is. What does suicide king mean does it have a meaning or did van just make that up

Tai looked stressed af at that. Tai didn’t like that

Intersting that van is handing out the cards. 

Should we have a whole tarot spread and what it pairs to in a normal deck and to be comping it to what card they pulled or do you think that’s doing too much because I know if I was writing it I would have taken the time to pair that all up or at least tried but idk 

Shaunas fuck ass face is saying ‘y’all wish you just handed me the gun now dont you?’

Robin is such a sweetie theres no way shes not pit girl at this point 

poor tai by baby im sorry theyre putting you through this but you did literally make this happen miss ‘ill be prosecution’ 

Shauna hat whittle scene 

Yes girl whittle away 

Melissa I may have underestimated you that line was funny as fuck nobody has a better Shauna read than you

(Guys I love Jackie too but Jackie was sometimes shitty to Shauna its just the nature of homoerotic friendships in a plane crash okay) 

Also someone described Melissa as the sheath to Shaunas knife and honestly thats such a good read on them im never unseeing that 

Cute ass gift ngl Melissa may truly be deeply into Shauna 

Also its a case of everyone knew rather than Melissa stalker I think 

Lottie/akilah/travis 

Ngl travis looks hot as hell this episode hes really finding his stride as Lottie backup 

The wrap around Lotties neck - I know it’s for the gas but it also just kinda is soooo reminiscent of the slap bracelet. There something there

Lotties so good at convincing people of things girl certainly was getting good grades in english class on those persuasive essays

Oracle of Delphi is gonna matter any smarties on that got takes on it ? 

Shes in the antler queen outfit 

Gotta use some suspense of disbelief on how theyre handling gas but thats not the biggest of issues its very subtle

Big love protective older brother travis vibe - also that haircut I need it on more lesbians its so hot 

Why’d they leave the rope ?

Lottie is mildly obsessed with timing. Curious if that’ll be expanded on

Lottie somehow still right. Somehow still effective. Travis stressed as hell. Poor guy. 

Akilah dream - cool as hell 

Ben; the bridge back to civilization ; but darkness. An unknown. A smog. Shaunas leadership time. It will be dark, it will be scary. But they will feel safe, adding onto the ‘their perception is what truly matters ; not the truth’ aspect that I think is the core of the season 

No interesting to note - they have him drawn and quartered in the dream. Another form of medieval torture. Food for thought

Misty/ben/fish/ending

Okay this goes later but it’s on my brain - ben didn’t eat the fish. I think there will be consequences for that. But I dont know what . Its got me stressed 

Bens like damn good food what are they gonna do execute me ? And misty all teary eyed is like “yeah….” Cute af if he wasn’t like dying 

I love misty in this scene , shes really grown so much 

You can tell coach is like, really frustrated that he has to comfort misty even though hes the one dying but he also just like has given up on life so he just doesnt seem to care either. Its such an interesting place for a character to be

The makeup team did so good with him

This may sound odd but this scene feels very informed by video games. Like this is the scene in any single player story game (thing TWD, TLOU, or BG3) where you say goodbye to the one helpful and soul character before everything goes to utter shit before the final act. It’s really well done I really enjoy it. 

The way he looks at her crying omg then she just says bye like… poor guy 

My poor baby 

Shauna needs to fuck Melissa some more the girl has too much frustration and im losing patience with her by the ep no reason to be doing all that hun

Poor nat. Nat giving up her power. Giving the necklace to the next chosen. Except this turn its chosen as sacrifice (well, ish)

Ben really tries to appeal to nat. he thinks nat is the one thats going to do it. shes holding the gun. He thinks shes the one to kill him. And then hes blindfolded before he sees nat hand it over to tai. He thinks his basically adopted daughter is the one who is going to execute him. I cry. 

I am misty in this scene big cry 

Even with the Lottie interruption - this is the girls CHOOSING , VOLENTARILY , to go forth as part of the wilderness. To hand over their connection to civilization. handing the power from nat (a moral and reasonable leader) to Shauna (a brutal and vicious one). This is the moment they fully cross over into, basically, wild animal territory. And id expect the party in the next episode to be a reflection of the crowing of a new leader, and thats what Shauna is so hoppy about in the trailer - being handed the power of leadership. 

First time seeing gen with a personality and I can say I dont really like her - shes another Shauna puppy it seems 

Then tai gets handed the gun, coach blinded. Great work on part of the cast and crew scene is great but Im about to focus on my love <3

Tai bawling. Tai barely able to hold the gun. No longer steady. Now breaking down. Losing it. Id bet she can hardly even see. Growing more and more stressed by the moment 

The sound work is crazy good gotta take a moment for the sound team <33

Then she shivers so hard she can barely hold the gun. And her stress has reached a high enough point. Other tai is here. Tai will be okay. Other tai will take care of her. Thank you other tai 

And van notices, the shift in physicality is obvious. But theres a relaxation there. Because tai will be okay. And other tai shoots 

And I swear in this moment I thought travis was dead. Then I remembered he died as an adult. And then I thought they were doing the killing them twice thing. But hes not hes fine. Other tai has killer aim, but luckily nobody got hit. 

Impeccably almost late timing from Lottie though

Other tai already gone though interestingly enough

No but seriously thank you Lottie good job gal theyre gonna scream at her but she did so good saving him there. Well. She tried. 

I honestly thought Shauna was gonna just end him right there. She walked onto frame and I went ‘ahh the coup its usurping time’ but no thats not what’s happening lol

Crazy parallels of her making Melissa do it. Bens screams into the otherwise quiet night. Misty losing it. I dont think the plan was exactly to cut his achilles, but since he was fighting back with it it was an easy target. I do appreciate that Shauna respects a clean knife though thanks for not crossing anybody’s blood we dont need to get blood diseases that would just make everything complicated 

Welcome to the end of their morals. They died that night. Lottie, travis, nat, Mari, misty, and honestly even kinda van all lost their power that night. It’s now Shaunas wilderness. And it will be interesting to see how that goes for them leading into their rescue (which will likely be at the end of this season)