#the wet plastic bag thing is still pissing me off bc i literally told him how to store/get rid of it SAFELY and now its like well im not

[alivehouse]

my dad: im one of the last intelligent men on earth… the last line of resistance in the war on those idiotic Liberals… its lonely being on top as one of the smartest people ever like this but at least i know darwin is on my side

also my dad: yeah im just going to store this can of raid on top of the cell phone thats bulging and about to explode, which ive put in this wet plastic bag for some reason