#the weed goblins comsume me

[420sadnoodles]

The Jooster household after 1 weed

How many missing assignments do I have? About 7

[420sadnoodles]

Throw back to like a month ago when I was at this NYE party that consisted of me, my friend (host of the party/TS ) my other friend, (baked as shit on the other end of the couch) and hosts boyfriend. It was past midnight and the host looked at her boyfriend like "I wanna play the fortnight rythm gameeeee" and they do. Now take in mind that I am 1. Gently baked as well. Not as much as friend but like. Decently baked. Picture a jello cake on the windowsill of a 1960s housewife who's plotting to kill her husband. Not like. Gone but fairly baked. 2. I have never played fortnight, nor any rhythm game, nor have I ever held a Nintendo switch. So I watch them play because I don't want to. I'm studying this like a chemistry final. For those who don't know, the fortnight rhythm game is like guitar hero but on your switch. Really weird. Anyway the Boyfriend is like. Insanely good at it. I'm watching him CRUSH the host and me and my other friend watch in amazement. He's also a little baked so good for him. Anyway the host turns to me and is like "you wanna playyyy" and I'm like not really. So I'm playing and losing because I've never held a fucking switch in my life. 4 or 5 games of me getting owned because I'm high and stupid and don't know what I'm doing.

And then it happens.

The host turns to the Boyfriend and says "you should play against Gabeee "

And I'm like oh shit okay. I'm about to get owned.

They pass the controller to me. Boyfriend starts up the song. Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO.

Through a haze of weed and dollar store ice cream and pure spite. I see it. The song is playing. I am hitting every single fucking note.

I do it. I win. And not only do I win, I fucking destroy the man. 20k - 2k win type shit.

I watch as his ego deflates in real time. He is destroyed by WeedMc Dumbass on his couch. In his own home. The host fucking left and my other friend cheered me own. I met god and died. I have done it. I have beaten master Fortnight Rhythm Game. I passed out 20 minutes after that.