#the website btw

[cios-correct-opinions]

i love it when people just fucking forget about trans men/mascs or just exclude us entirely on purpose as if we are given equal access to the very thing these ppl are claiming they're trying to provide equal access to :)))))) never mind that there's probably also even cis men of color who don't get access to these things like white cis men do, or other queer cis men who also get shut out, disabled men, etc

and also this. this is fucking exhausting

i'm so fucking tired. god. "women+" making it blatantly obvious they're lumping nonbinary identities in with "woman" or "non-man" (racist ass term stg) which would be a dumb term even if it wasn't racist as hell

i'm so. i wonder what their definition of nonbinary is here too honestly bc i can almost assure u it's probably just ppl who are agender or abinary lmao

not that those folks aren't valid btw, just that there's a lot of misinformed ppl who think nonbinary means you don't align at all w being a man or woman so

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[im-just-a-silly-lil-guy]

fatal to the flesh is actually my soulmate

[cloudfishcg]

that man 📈📈📈📈

[willgrahamscock]

I think staff doesn't realize that all they have to do to make this website profitable is stop changing the UI, leave tumblr as it used to be and ask people to donate to maintain the server it runs on. Ao3 gets double and triple their donation goals because we are dedicated to keep it alive and it would be the same with tumblr. The first step is to accept that we hate change and none of us are leaving. Let us reblog our little images and stop trying to turn this website into a cash grab. This website is full of little freaks with disorders, we are not profitable but we are loyal. Let us have one place where we feel at home.

[idliketobeatree]

i'm living the dream, in the dream, i'm buried alive two bed grave, one bath, car in the drive mirrored covered windows block the light feeding back reflection distorts life cut connection — jesca hoop

[emilnikos]

ok now that we're done with all that lets go make potions (mabel juice)

[bivampir]

the sexiest thing a man can do is collapse on the floor coughing blood

[cryptcatz]

question: do ppl ACTUALLY say things they don’t mean when they’re angry? or is that just an excuse after letting something true slip? i wouldn’t ever say something i don’t mean in anger, so the concept confuses me.

but something was said to me that is bothering me, though apparently was said in an argument and wasn’t meant. but i don’t rlly believe it wasn’t like, deep down true thoughts/feelings??? anyone have any insight? anyone say things they don’t mean in anger?

EDIT: this was a hastily worded post that i didn’t expect to get notes. this is a genuine question asked in good faith that i got a lot of amazing answers to!

also re: the many ppl saying “OP is lying about not saying things they don’t mean in anger because everyone does it”— i genuinely have never done that. if i say something mean while angry, i meant it. that’s literally why i asked this question and why the concept confuses me, because i wouldn’t do something like that so i wanted perspective from people who do it. idk why y’all can’t believe that lmao not everyone is as prone to anger and outbursts

[klapollo]

i know this topic is overdone in every conceivable way but as an almost thirty year old i really cannot emphasize enough how out of the box and fun kids websites were in the aughts.

if you went to roald dahl dot com -- a site i just stumbled on bc i was reading his books a lot at school -- around 2003 or so you got a site with its own wacky theme song, and were greeted with a spinning widget you would click on that would land on a random dahl character, like miss honey or charlie, and they would be your "guide" on the site, complete with voice acting that helped you around the site and read quotes from their books. this was a random auxiliary feature on a website i had to look for from my own volition and it had that many moving parts. nearly every kid-oriented website i went on was like this and i could kill hours clicking around.

[anonomi]

Compilation of merc handwriting I could find across the update logs. So far could find Spy, Sniper, Engineer (I believe that's his handwriting), and Soldier (either he got Spy to write it for him or he is actually really good at calligraphy). I could also add Saxton Hale but his handwriting is literally everywhere lol

Correction: It's actually Miss Pauling, not Soldier. Misread "It's" as "Hi" I still believe in Soldier's secret talent however

[modmad]

TPoH: Update!

Update here on the TPoH website!

Read TPoH from the start here.

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And if you're a long termer you can always support me on patreon; even one dollar a month helps!

[taffywabbit]

beautiful women with cute names like "google" and "pay pal" keep sliding into my email inbox to tell me about their updated terms of service

[cozylittleartblog]

yeah like having to deal with the obnoxious middle aged women who thrift to resell wasn't bad enough, now we got the braindead fast fashion bozos cluttering things up too.

its ok shirt, i will love you like somebody else apparently couldn't even if you shed microplastics into the water supply and will fall apart after 7 wears. and then i'll sew you back together like anyone with two braincells to rub together Should

[grimark]

i love how in the first two seasons of doctor who, Mickey Smith, regular human guy who i am led to believe works as a car mechanic, has absolutely unparalleled hacking skills just whenever the plot requires it. first time it happened it was bc the doctor gave him the top secret UNIT password that lets any random dickhead with a laptop fire a missile out of a submarine directly at london. but all on his own he's casually clicked his way into high security military databases at least twice since then. if you were a character on a tv show in the 2000s, just knowing how to turn a computer on was enough to give you hacker superpowers.

[ash-and-starlight]