#the way ur an extrovert and i'm an introvert will never not be funny to me LMAO

[seelestia]

heeheee i'm honored to be ur first adoptive moot!!! ur the sweetest <3

me @ my mutuals

[essentialthyme]

By the laws of mutualisim, I must now know ur every thought and opinion on ur DA ocs and playthroughs! the audience craves knowledge and information 😌🫶

Valley, I take so much liberties with my Dragon Age stuff 😩

I have a tendency to keep things boring and make human characters, so heads up.

In Origins, I played through all the intros and ended up going with Cousland. She grew up sheltered and kinda of introverted, but polite and respectful, and her brother taught her how to fight and they figured out she was fast and sly, so she is a rogue, basically. Never gave anyone any troubles until she turned like 17 and started hooking up with every woman she possibly could. Then, tragedy strikes and she kinda shuts down, and becomes very serious and just... angry. She abandons her (already flimsy) beliefs. She is still respectful to those she feels deserves it, but diplomacy is far from being her go to. Still wants to do the right things, but achieving it through violence. It is her companions (especially Leliana) that bring back her spark, her will to live, and she never goes back to who she was, but she goes back to interacting, smiling, talking, opening up.

Here the timeline splits into "canon" and "non-canon'', but the truth is both of then are non-canon, haha:

Canon: She romances Leliana.

Non-canon: She romances Morrigan.

In both cases, she performs the ritual with Morrigan (because the restriction is stupid lmao). She... really wants a family, so she is unable to pass up the opportunity given to her, but there's a bit of a fight between her and Morrigan, because Cousland negotiates her way into being a part of Morrigan and her child's life. Well, children, as Morrigan gives birth to twins: Kieran, with the old god's soul and Nora, without.

Hawke is simpler. A blue rogue who is super extroverted, charming, polite, diplomatic and funny but like, in an appropriate way. Very eager to please, very loyal to those she cares about. The problem is she cares about a lot of people. She takes on the role of caretaker, and it takes a toll on her, but she never quits. None of the trauma she goes through break her like they did Cousland.

Hawke falls first. She is head over heals for Isabela from the very beginning. Hawke never resents Isabela for the end of act II, one of the things she is adamant about is that she would NEVER tie Isabela down. Lucky for her, Isabela fell harder.

Fun facts: My ONLY character to ever have blue eyes, they remind Isabela of the sea. The iconic mark over the nose is actually a scar.

Inquisition is tough, I have not played it, but I know a lot about it. I have barely any interest in any of the companions. So I made two characters: Trevelyan and Lavellan. Lavellan is super shy and timid mage, but very fierce and grounded, down to earth, but a complete powerhouse. Trevelyan is a mad woman. She is purple Hawke turned up to 11. She flirts with everyone, cracks bad jokes at bad times, resolves personal issues in the worst way imaginable. Drinks more than she should, and gets into fistfights at taverns. Bit of a fuckboy. But she is a formidable warrior, and an excellent strategist, so everyone kinda puts up with her because well, she is a genius when it comes to battles. She is also a mage supporter, hates the Chantry, and clocks prejudiced people in the face without a second thought. Lavellan and Trevelyan were together during the events of the intro, both survive, so who is the Herald depends on my mood.

For the "canon": Lavellan is the Herald, and she takes one sniff of Cullens's racist ass, sends him to rehab and puts Trevelyan in his place. Trev isn't as bad with Lavellan, they go through most of the stuff at the beginning together, and they rely on each other, so Trevelyan has a soft spot for Lavellan, and shows a gentle side no one else gets to see. You see where I'm going with this? Yup, my oc's romance each other. Lavellan has a crush on Cassandra at the beginning, but that goes away eventually, and bam.

For "non-canon": Trevelyan is the Herald, and Lavellan is a companion. But Lavellan ends up falling for Josephine after the Cassandra fiasco, and so Trevelyan, being the chaotic entity that she is, falls for none other than Leliana. I just couldn't pass up the idea of romancing her yet again. Trevelyan has to take on a more serious role here, and Leliana is the one who sets her straight, basically.

I promise I tried to be brief 😭

[blueboltkatana]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

[unholyplumpprincess]

Hi, Peach! I would love to get an Apex match up, please.I'm a 25 year old GNC gray ace and gay trans guy, pronouns he/him. I'm 5'8", muscular with piercings and a tattoo, and my hair is shaved on one side and about shoulder length on the other. I'm only 7 months on T and haven't experienced many changes, so I can be insecure about my appearance at times. Being an introvert with ADHA, I get anxious in big groups and prefer 1-on-1 interaction. (1/2)

Adding ur part 2 here!:  In conversation, I have a tendency to match the others person's energy or mimic them. I love to weightlift, draw, and cook/bake. My love languages are: "acts of service" and "words of affirmation".An ideal date for me would probably be doing something outdoors or physical...Like maybe a beach day, hiking or rock climbing.I have a really low sex drive, though I do want sex every once in a while. But no NSFT, please! (2/2)

I’m so sorry all I can think of is those funny text posts rn so like. Damn, babe, ur piercings are gnc af.

Anyway! I match you wiiiiiiiiiiith

Makoa Gibraltar!

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Appearance wise, you’re already his type. You can say he likes a bit of the alternative looking ones. Even his own wardrobe can sport a bit of that look, but he reaallly likes that punk appeal on others. You two probably meet on accident on a hike or a trail of some sort, and he’s Incredibly friendly and chats you up, figures out which way you’re headed and lets out a friendly laugh of, “Hey! Me too! Mind me taggin’ along? Buy you dinner for your company?” And he’s just so Charming, c’mon, ya gotta.

He’s Very extroverted and loud, very opposite of you he finds out quickly. He doesn’t mind sticking up for you when your voice is too quiet. Not to mention he’s quick to pick up when you start to get anxious in big gatherings, so he always offers for you two to do something instead or later! Such as if Elliott wants to host a party, Makoa will go, but then come back and have a lil party for two of you two camped out in either of each other’s rooms watching movies or cooking and having you wrapped up in his arms.

He’s very, very physical, very touchy. But will never pressure you into things you don’t want. He’s just very about kisses, hugging, spooning, etc. He’s also big on complimenting! If you ever cook for him or do something as simple as wash his clothes, he’d probably give you the softest little smile with his cheeks flushing and giving you a big hug and thanking you and telling you how sweet you are.

Expect to get picked up a bunch too. Again, he’s very touchy feely. If you didn’t have such bad anxiety, he’d likely show you off at parties with great joy. You never go a day feeling like he doesn’t love you or appreciate you.

[apricotpicotty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

You: lol

Stranger: What's funny

You: my meaningless life

Stranger: I was going to say you're the worst joke ur parents made

Stranger: Then i remembered jokes have meaning

You: yea it's the same thing

Stranger: What's your type

You: idk u guess

Stranger: Infp

You: no we don't do feelings in this house

Stranger: Intj

Stranger: We do ur mom.

You: omfg yeaaa T.T

You: exactly ;)

Stranger: Omfg sorry for yaaaa

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: I'm the hot esfp in ur area

You: omg blink?

Stranger: Imagine not being esfp 🤮👎🤢

Stranger: What's your enneagram

You: 3w2

You: wht's urs?

Stranger: 3w4

Stranger: You but unstable

You: yea very

You: mentally ill as well

You: lmao

You: to many issues in this house

Stranger: Yeah I write real bad poetry

Stranger: U're the biggest one <3

You: omg thnxx <333

Stranger: Well I've got an issue

Stranger: Because i missue 😩

You: eww lmaooo

Stranger: Saying ew to people flirting with u, so intj omg

You: i've never dated so don't expect anything from me ssry

Stranger: Lmao it's ok

Stranger: Actually i'm enfp

Stranger: I just would like to be esfp

Stranger: Bsjdhsvxvwv

You: wait is ur mom an esfp?

Stranger: What that's so random haha

You: no i talked to an enfp who's mom was esfp acc to her

You: idk thought it was u

Stranger: Jk that's me lol

You: red girl?

Stranger: And she told me to check the body in the black bag

Stranger: Ye

You: oh god

You: not again

Stranger: I don't remember u

You: good thing u don't

Stranger: Well u're forgettable in the life of a girlboss 💅😩

You: why do u hv to be so cringe ?

Stranger: As a type 3 i ✨ adapt ✨ to the people i talk to

Stranger: No but srsly tell me smth about u

Stranger: Just so I can remember u

Stranger: What did we talk about

You: i can't adopt to the girl who uses kik to flash my dead mom

You: lmao

You: adopt fucking hell adapt*

Stranger: Adopt me

Stranger: Oh wait I think i remember

Stranger: OH YOU

You: no i already hv enough of issues to deal with

Stranger: HIIIII GURLL I MISSED U BESTIE

You: i did not. fr i was vibing with an entp on discord

You: why did i come here again gawd

You: anyways wassup

Stranger: You're the kind of people to roleplay as a fox on discord aren't u ?

Stranger: With neck beard discord mods

You: fox eww cat roleplay is cute

Stranger: U said u were 5w4 tho

Stranger: Excuse. Me.

Stranger: So you roleplay as a fucking pet

You: i took and enneagram test again ma'am

You: i never said i roleplay wtf

Stranger: Honestly it's better to type ursled

Stranger: Urself

You: oh ok aight thnx

Stranger: Especially because enneagram is very specific

Stranger: It's about your core motive

Stranger: Your core fear and desire

Stranger: It's not about how you act but about why you act/think the way u do

You: aight aight, lemme tell u, my frnds forced me into this so idk shit about mbti and enneagram

Stranger: Oh that's

Stranger: Sad

You: it's not. it's hectic when all ur frnds are extrovert feelers

Stranger: Yeah no because that's not how mbti works

Stranger: We're all "feelers" AND "thinkers" haha jdjsjdj that's why it can be confusing for newbies to type themselves

Stranger: Like u have Te (extroverted thinking) AND Fi (introverted feeling)

You: no, it's just hormones

Stranger: They complete each other

Stranger: Uh

You: ...mbti doesnt make sense..

Stranger: Me neither

Stranger: That's why I like it

You: oh god, get urself a life kid

Stranger: I'm literally older than u

You: doesn't matter u act like 14yr old tbh

You: wait how old r u again?

Stranger: Mentally I'm 4 so maybe

Stranger: Bc 19-4=14 so yeah

Stranger: Anyway dw, life gets worst at 19 🤪🤪🤪🤪

You: ahh 19...wht r u studying ?

You: u must be in college no?

Stranger: Ye

Stranger: Law because I'm boring as hell

You: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

You: LAWW

You: AGAHAGGHAGHA

Stranger: I LiKe jUsTiCe

You: YEA YEA SURE

You: I'M NOT LAUGHING AT U

You: DW DW

Stranger: You're laughing with me 🥰

You: ah my life will be worse then urs prolly after getting into a med school

Stranger: But it's ok I can't see the haters through my tears 😎😎

You: thts a lot of optimism

Stranger: Everyone says that the hardest part is to get in haha

You: the struggle is after u get in

You: but yeea before tht is also a struggle

You: idk life's hell now

You: can't wait to die in my sleep

You: this simulation must end soon

Stranger: Simulation is worst was usual this week idk why

You: tht's acc to theoretical physics...

Stranger: Was worst than usual*

Stranger: It's ok

Stranger: Life is beautiful

Stranger: As long as you don't think

You: i literally have te or ti idk tf but our brain does the work

You: u can't help it maam

Stranger: I have fi

Stranger: Aka sadness

Stranger: Weeee

You: T.T

Stranger: Do you want to cry with me?

You: i don't cry in public, so u can join me in my bathroom

Stranger: Oh 😳

You: no don't even think about anyhting

Stranger: It's ok everyone is into me

Stranger: Anyway omg i love to cry in the bathroom with people

Stranger: Like fr

Stranger: It's free therapy

You: now u're staying out i'm locking the bathroom from inside

You: free therapy?? how tf??

Stranger: NO

You: i come out with puffy lips and eyes and red nose

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: But

You: tht doesn't feel great

You: but ngl post crying sesh glow up is real

Stranger: When you're with a bunch of girls in the bathroom and you're giving advice to each other it's literally free therapy

Stranger: Agreed

You: i've never experienced tht so no comments

Stranger: What doesn't kill you makes you hotter

Stranger: Haha you're the kind of girls that wouldn't join me if i say "i'm going to the bathroom"

You: yea ofc wtf

You: i don't want to see u pee or shit

Stranger: This goes against the girls code :/

You: idk consider me as a man with no dick but vag and boobies but i'm not going to the bathroom with ya

Stranger: BUT WHAT IF I NEED HELP

Stranger: YOU NEVER LET A GIRL GO ALONE TO THE BATHROOM

You: HOW CAN I HELP U PEE?? U DO THT ON UR OWN

Stranger: IDC WHAT IF I NEED SMTH

You: NEED WHAT??

Stranger: DEPENDS

You: PADS? TAMPONS ? TAKE IT BEFORE GOING TO THE BATHROOM

You: I'LL GIVE IT FOR FREE BUT NO NO NO NOT GOING TO THE BATHROOM WITH YA

Stranger: A TAMPON. OR MAKEUP. OR IF I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WANT TO LEAVE. OR IF I HAVE NOTICED RED FLAGS WITH THE PEOPLE WE'RE WITH. OR IF I GET HARASSED LIKE 40% OF AGGRESSIONS HAPPEN IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS AND AHHHH WHAT IF I NEED TO CRY OR TO TALK YOU JUST CAN'T LET ME GO ALONE

Stranger: YOU NEED TO

Stranger: IT'S NOT A CHOICE

Stranger: EVEN IF U DON'T LIKE THE PERSON

Stranger: U GO WITH HER TO THE BATHROOM

You: oh, this happens in a bathroom ?

You: i just pee and come out lol

You: aight i'll go with ya or my frnds from now

You: lmao

Stranger: What

Stranger: What kind of bathroom do you go to

Stranger: You don't know all the shit that happens??

You: no...it's usually empty when i go

Stranger: Idk Everytime I go a lot of shit happens then we just walk out like 'othing happened

Stranger: Hmm i see

Stranger: Maybe it's because dramatic people attract drama

You: and tht's u

Stranger: Yass

Stranger: You need to be yassificated

You: if u get harassed, do u not harass them back?

Stranger: I just give mean looks

You: tht doesn't do shit

You: u gotta fight back lady wtf

Stranger: Meh

You: duh

Stranger: I don't give importance to that

Stranger: But you're right ig

You: but then u get ur frnd in the bathroom and cry to her?

You: not a great way to cope

Stranger: Nah

Stranger: They don't harass you with you're with a friend

You: oooooo, can't relate, it's mostly empty like i told ya

You: awh shit we ended up talking a lot again

Stranger: Hmm

Stranger: Yeah we're best friends now

You: no. ma'am

Stranger: But we had a bathroom date.

You: i'd help u even if i wasn't ur frnd

You: so don't tht close/

Stranger: Aw yeah same

You: i won't need ur help

Stranger: U'll receive it anyway

Stranger: Bc I'm a girlboss

You: u r one clingy piece of gum

You: aight gtg, i need to take a nap now

Stranger: Good nap

Stranger: Oh listen

Stranger: Wait

You: yo wht?

You: lady's writing an essay?

You: btw btw red and blue can make spiderman

You: idk tht was just a thought

Stranger: There's that app called nap roulette where you just click a button and they set a random alarm for u just to fuck ur sleep schedule and my friend is the developer so yeah I'm doing some pub but yeah SUPPORT HIM

Stranger: Oh wow that means together we're unbeatable

You: aight will check it out

You: yea whtever

Stranger: Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Stranger: You're nice

Stranger: Have a cookie 🍪

You: till the next time we meet bye

You have disconnected.

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for the "Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well": 1, 3, 8, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20, 22, 23, 27, 28, 30, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 41, 42, 44, 46, 47, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 56, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 66, 68, 69, 71, 73, 74, 77, 78, 80, 81, 83, 84, 86, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 100 :DD I'M SORRY I REALLY WANTED TO ONLY DO TWO LINES OF NUMBERS BUT ENDED UP WITH FOUR I JUST WANT TO GET TO YOU KNOW I'M SORRY (i honestly wanted you to answer all but that's a bit too much lmao)

I put them below the cut! I hope I answered all of them / didn’t add extra. lol  💕 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕get to know me uncomfortably well.

1. What is you middlename? Taylor.

3. When is yourbirthday? October 5th!

8. Where are youfrom? South Carolina.

13. What talents doyou have? Uhh. I don’t think I have any? Lol. I used to play piano. Thatwas my only talent. Writing too, I guess.

14. Are you psychicin any way? Lmao no jdfjsfsjdjds

15. Favorite song?Hmm currently it is…. Games – Demi Lovato or Dramarama by Monsta X

16. Favorite movie?Moana.

17. Who would be yourideal partner? Someone who can understand my mental illness and won’tostracize me or belittle me for it. Someone who won’t be overbearingly socialand that is just laid back. Idk someone who’s just super chill and nice. Whodoesn’t look for all out things or expect a whole lot from me and I wont expecta whole lot from them beyond both of us having a healthy understandingrelationship. But, the thing about that is, I’d have to be completely andutterly comfortable with them as in they’d have to be my friend for a good twoyears at least to even have my trust. Which lmao makes me feel bad because Isee so many people NOT having to do that and so then I feel bad but if someonetruly loved me like that I imagine it’s something they could understand andhandle until I’m ready.

20. Are youreligious? Not really, no.

22. Have you ever gotin trouble with the law? Nope!

23. Have you ever metany celebrities? I met Patina Miller! She was in The Hunger Games and she’sfrom Madam Secretary and the musical Pippin to name a couple of things lmao.She’s so sweet.

27. Would you like tobe a big celebrity? No. If I was ever a celebrity, though, I would like itto be like general recognition where I live for cooking.

28. What type ofmusic do you like? I like most anything really?? I wind up liking a songfor beats half the time lol. I like slow songs but I can’t listen to them awhole lot or I’ll get bored / side-tracked.

30. How many pillowsdo you sleep with? 2 to 3.

33. What do youtypically have for breakfast? I don’t eat breakfast – but any childrenreading this you better eat your breakfast or I’m going to fight you. On secondthought, anyone reading this EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT YOUR MEALS.

34. Have you everfired a gun? Yes.

35. Have you evertried archery? Yes. Failed miserably. Probably cause I was like 10 and weakas hell lmao

36. Favorite cleanword? Uh….beautiful I guess? Lmao I never think abt that.

37. Favorite swearword? Fuck

38. What's thelongest you've ever gone without sleep? 48 hours and some. Dark time lol. 2to 3 days without sleep sometimes.

39. Do you have anyscars? Yes! I have a scar on my left knee from falling off my bike and on asharp rock when I was a kid. I have a scar on my right hand right on theknuckle of my index finger from catching my hand on a metal door to try andkeep it from closing on me.  I have a veryfaint scar below that across my right hand where my hand hit the oven elementwhen I was baking a cake and my mother scared me. It’s almost completely gonenow. And on my right arm I have a long scar from a baking pan from when I wasin culinary school. I don’t know how I got it, really. Because it didn’t stingor anything. I just happened to look down and see the burn because my team matewas like Morgan oh my god what did you do lmao. Chef instructor made me putsome gel on it and cover it up so the gel would stay for rest of the class

40. Have you ever hada secret admirer? Nope. Never. Lol :\

41. Are you a goodliar? No. And even when I’m not lying and I’m being asked for the truth Igiggle my way through it t_t

42. Are you a goodjudge of character? Lmao NOT REALLY I mean maybe now I am but back when Iwas younger lmao nope

44. Do you have astrong accent? Lmao probably I’m in the south. I get made fun of thoughbecause apparently I use a lot of northern phrases/pronunciations too. Idk if I’vedone it recently but when I was younger I got made fun of a lot by my grandfathersdfjasdfjsj lmao

46. What is yourpersonality type? Ok I asked my friends this for an accurate depictionlmao.

@kimbeokjin said: both of yall are some fucking WRECKS thatsur personality type. on a serious note ur sensitive and understanding and fullof too much love and anxiety. ur funny and super family oriented and talentedand generally positive. and an intellectual ur truly the ONLY white girl i trust

47. What is your mostexpensive piece of clothing? A red lace dress.

50. Left or righthanded? Right handed.

51. Are you scared ofspiders? Yes and no. Like I don’t inherently fear them, but I always getfreaked out when they show up because I don’t expect them so my scary ass jumpslol

52. Favorite food?Hmmm my mom’s spaghetti/the recipe.

53. Favorite foreignfood? Hmmm I haven’t really gotten to eat a whole lot of foreign food whichmakes me sad but I really, really loved an udon bowl I had at a Japanese restaurantat the beach.

54. Are you a cleanor messy person? Messy.

56. Most used word?Probably mess or childish

57. How long does ittake for you to get ready? Sometimes less than 15 minutes, sometimes up to twohours.

58. Do you have muchof an ego? I don’t think so at least

59. Do you suck orbite lollipops? Both lol

60. Do you talk toyourself? Mostly when I’m cooking

61. Do you sing toyourself? Yes!

62. Are you a goodsinger? Lmao no

63. Biggest Fear?Abandonment. Failure. Not being good enough.

64. Are you a gossip?yes

66. Do you like longor short hair? I love long hair on me personally but I love short and longhair on women and men lol

67. Can you name all50 states of America? Lmao no I always get close so I get like 40 of themnamed then I’m like UHHHHHH

68. Favorite school subject? English.

69. Extrovert orIntrovert? Introvert. Extrovert when I’ve gotta get those extra points lol

71. What makes younervous? Insanely large crowds. Men. Older men to be specific. Okay, yeahall men lol. There are very few dudes I trust but men in public tend to make mesuper nervous when they stare like they were raised in a damn barn lol

73. Do you correctpeople when they make mistakes? Not entirely

74. Are you ticklish? Yes

77. Have you everdrank underage? Heheh yeah …

78. Have you everdone drugs? Nope!

80. How manypiercings do you have? I have one ear piercing on both ears and I had anose piercing but I accidentally ripped it out and couldn’t replace it.

81. Can you roll yourRs? No

82. How fast can youtype? I think last I checked it was 120-130 words per minute

83. How fast can yourun? Lmao I have no idea

84. What color isyour hair? Brunette/dark brown

86. What are youallergic to? Apparently I have a slight allergy to squash onions and appleslol. I am allergic to dust though.

88. What do yourparents do? My dad is a maintenance supervisor.

89. Do you like your age? YES

90. What makes youangry? Racism homophobia sexism etc. a particular thing that makes me angrycurrently in rampant anti-blackness in kpop.

91. Do you like yourown name? Yes!

92. Have you alreadythought of baby names, and if so what are they? I have but…I’m not reallysure lol :\

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? I want a girl themost. But I’d love to have a girl and a boy.

94. What are your strengths? I don’t have any I feel.

95. What are your weaknesses? Insecurity.

100. Color of your room? Blue