#the way that customers say things to me they think r funny or quirky or cute and im just like okay so what were you after

[cirillafionaelenriannon]

MY MANAGER PISSES ME THE FUCK OFFF at work today and she pulls me aside and is like You and other coworker walked right past a customer and i was on the phone and we made eye contact and kind of just laughed about it So please dont do that LIKE GIRL ? WHY R U ACTING LIKE THERES NOT 4 OTHER PEOPLE AROUND MEEE who can serve & also its literally not my fault if i didnt see ONE fucking customer & PEOPLE HAVE VOICES LIKE speak the FUCK up if you want to be served i swear to god they want me to have eyes in the back of my fucking head i dont think any regular human being could work a deli job because its the most stressful fucking thing in the world i am so tired of customers being like you must really get your steps in mf i walk to the bus stop at 6 in the morning to work an 8hr shift which i will be entirely on my feet for and then i walk back to the bus stop and then get on the bus and then walk home like i literally am living a type of hell u Could never comprehend because you cannot comprehend a customer service job . 

[lazybarbarians]

Charmed Life, by Diana Wynne Jones

Kalinara: So things got a little hectic between work and @Ragnell’s obsession with Mass Effect Andromeda, and we ended up missing a week or two. Oops. But we’re catching up this week with one of my childhood favorites: Diana Wynne Jones’s Charmed Life.

So Charmed Life takes place in Jones’s Chrestomanci Cycle, a fantasy series set in a world that’s fairly similar to ours, albeit with a few differences. Magic is an ordinary part of life in this world: children can take magic lessons from tutors or in a classroom, “Accredited Witches” sell their services in respectable shops, and there is even bureaucratic oversight!

The main characters of the story are siblings: Gwendolen and Cat. They’re hapless young orphans who are taken in by distant relatives, one of whom is Chrestomanci, a magic personage of some importance. Chrestomanci’s Castle is very grand, but also very strange, and seems to have a lot of rules and customs that the children don’t quite understand. Gwendolen in particular chafes under Chrestomanci’s rules and begins to act out in ways that cause a lot of trouble.

Cat, Gwendolen’s younger brother, is our viewpoint character. I remember reading somewhere that Ms. Jones intended Cat to be read as autistic, and that comes across, I think, even though the word is never used in the text. Cat is very likable, observant, and reasonably clever, but there is a lot that he doesn’t understand, and particular dynamics that he’s unable to read. It doesn’t help, though, that the authority figures in the story, particularly Chrestomanci himself, seem to think that Cat has more knowledge about what is actually happening. If they would have taken the time to TALK and EXPLAIN things to the poor kid, probably a lot of trouble could have been avoided.

Ragnell: Which is funny because when it all comes out in the end they say they were waiting for him to talk and explain how much he knew. I didn’t think autistic when I was reading, but now that you mention it it makes perfect sense.

K: Gwendolen is one of my favorite villains in literature. She’s a child, and sometimes it’s not completely clear that she understands the ramifications of what she’s doing, but she understands enough that she is still a pretty scary individual. She’s likely to be terrifying as an adult.

R: It’s always impressive when they make you dislike a child that much. Janet was a definite improvement on Gwendolen.

K: Chrestomanci himself is very grand, but I think I identify far too much with Cat, because I find him incredibly frustrating and opaque for most of the story. However, I find the idea of his office fascinating. And I’d love to learn more about the political conflict between the Chrestomanci’s office and the hedge wizards that comes into effect in the last part of the book.

R: I gathered that Chrestomanci was a good guy from certain clues, so I didn’t find him very frustrating. He was definitely opaque. I was more interested in the Family than his office, though. That quirky group of people in the household was interesting to me.

K: The one regret I have about the story is that while Cat does appear in some of the later stories in the series, Gwendolen doesn’t (at least as far as I know.) And I feel like Cat deserves a bit more closure with his sister than he’s actually gotten.

R: Also… she got what she wanted, ultimately. That doesn’t really serve my sense of justice, no matter how good an end things are for Cat.

K: I can’t argue with you there. But then Gwendolen seems like the sort that can’t ever truly be happy. But, I’d have really liked a future encounter so we’d see a more fitting end.

[qualitytacolover]

18 cutest pigtails for short haired girls

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18 cutest pigtails for short haired girls

Short hair braids are a hairstyle that is cut along the length of a neck to the length of a shoulder by twisting together hairpieces in various patterns. A work of art that will last until your coronation is a fun way to enhance your shorthair hairstyle!

We saw some interesting textures from the braided hairstyles of pop icons Indya Moore, Zoë Kravitz, Miley Cyrus and Lorde, and saw their beauty ideas give their looks an extra boost!

There are a lot of great ways you can pull off a braided mane. Tennessee barber and hairdresser Alex Pelerossi makes all kinds of hairstyle on chopped hair and even plays with different hair colors that are incredibly charming!

From side straps and braided ponytails for a casual or sporty look to halo braids and braided buns for the special times when you need a confidence boost, these folds are a fun fix for your clothes if you want to grow up for each day !

Say goodbye to a boring look! Below you will find the best and most adorable patterns of braids for short hair!

For little girls

How would you describe this look?

This style is a combination of Dutch lace braids (1st and 3rd row), classic Dutch braids (middle row) and rope wraps. I love this style for many reasons. First, it can be done on shoulder-length hair. I think some parents are worried that they will not be able to put funny braids on their child when they ask for their hair to be cut, and that shows that it is feasible! Second, this style is versatile. You could add different elastics to combine with an outfit, but if you want a sophisticated look, you can combine the braids into a half ponytail and put them in a bun. After all, this style is ideal for school, a sporting event or an elegant occasion!

Any advice for someone considering it?

I would recommend to spend at least 30-45 minutes styling time as the braiding takes some time. After moistening the hair, I always use herbal essences Set Me Up Spray Gel on the spot that I'm going to braid. It keeps the fly-aways down and smells great!

Get ready for many compliments! Everyone always loves to see a fun pattern for a hairstyle!

Braids for short hair with pony hairstyle

How would you describe this look?

This is a very boho, chic, yet simple, updo! What I love about this look is that it radiates strange vibrations. There is softness in the hair, but it is also detailed and complex. Whether you are looking for a casual or sophisticated hairstyle, this look is perfect! That's why I love this up-style so much!

Any advice for someone considering it?

When considering this look, it is important to know what you are working with. For example, hair texture – knowing whether the hair is fine, medium or coarse will give you a good guide as to which products you should use.

Another thing to consider is the face shape of the individual to flatter him as best as possible! After all, it's important to just have fun with your hair and work in the direction the hair wants to move.

With this specific updo and model she had very mediocre structured hair. She helped to make my job easy! I have used all the Aveda products to create this seductive style. The use of dry shampoo helped the hair get some chippings and was not so slippery, so the hair got a certain texture and better hold.

Another product that was a must for me to achieve this look was Air Control Hairspray. I love to use this product in every updo because it is a flexible and portable hair spray. This will allow you to smooth the hair but still make it easy to form without being too hard or crunchy. If you want to create this style with someone with finer hair, it is important that you use products that give texture and volume. I would even recommend using a light paste for the mesh to get a complete and detailed braiding.

Another tip to create this look is working in sections. Using smaller sections gives you more control over the hair. Working from the back to the front, you can then pull out parts on the front if desired!

After the look was done, I went in with a firmer hairspray to keep everything in place! Whether that style is for a casual frame or a special occasion, it's perfect.

Half-high French braid

How would you describe this look?

This look is effortless – whether you go on date night or a bridesmaid, this is a perfect option. My favorite is how easy it was to achieve with loose beach waves and just two simple French braids. It's a simple staple look that anyone can pull!

Any advice for someone considering it?

This is a simple look that is enhanced with texture sprays (my favorite is R + Co Balloon & Trophy) and dry shampoo (R + Co Death Valley). It's perfect for some dirty hair that just needs a little cheek!

This short praise was perfectly structured, blond and pretty dense. If you are looking for a cheeky look and have shorter, medium-density hair, this is the look for you. With over-long hair, the options for special occasions are pretty slim, so this is the best option for someone who does not want to commit to all weddings!

Dutch braids

How would you describe this look?

My favorite thing about this look is the texture added to the hair and the funny braid. It's a very versatile hairstyle that can be either dressed or dressed, depending on what your life demands.

Any advice for someone considering it?

Make sure you have more time to get involved in the styling process. Short hair is not always easier to care for, especially depending on the hair structure and density! The customer in this photo has fine hair, but much of it!

We used a flat iron to create waves and curls in the whole head. You will also want to be sure to invest in proper hair care to get your hairdo home! We started with a heat shield from Redken called Hot Sets 22, using Wind Blown Hairspray from Redken, Kenra's Texturing Spray, and Puff Me Texture Powder to get the grip on the loose border!

Headband braid

How would you describe this look?

This look is fun with a little splash of boho. It is perfect for a wedding or party.

My favorite thing about this look is that you can pin it up or down. The fact that the fishtail braid gives the style so much texture and dimension means you do not have to worry about the features.

Any advice for someone considering it?

Check your hair color and texture. Braids will appear more and more on blonde hair than on brunette hair.

Braids for very short hair

How would you describe this look?

It is a nervous and funny Kurzhaarfrisur.

Any advice for someone considering it?

This look is for the funny and generous customer! I never know what I get when I show up at a bridal party. Her hair was a bit long and she knew she wanted a braid. This pull-through braid is fantastic for longevity because I use rubber bands. I wanted her hair to last in the heat and for the next few hours.

What made it even more fun was her hair color!

crown braid

How would you describe this look?

It was a lot of fun to create this quirky braiding look for my guest! I wanted something that had the feel of a boho-chic style, but that still felt elegant and would be something my guests could wear every day of the week.

The dimension in her hair reinforced the look of the braid, and the loose curls tied the whole look together. I love that this is a style that would be perfect for an event or outing, but also perfect for an everyday style.

Any advice for someone considering it?

My guest had some dimension in her hair, which gave the impression of a more structured styling. When styling we have proceeded very minimalist. We used heat protection along with a volumizer and finished the look with a hair spray with firm hold.

We've also pulled together a lot to give her a more relaxed and structured style. I started the braid about two inches farther than its normal part, so most of the braid was in the front and in the middle, looking at this style straight up and to the side. To achieve the loose curls, I took 1-inch sections and rolled them with my Babyliss curling iron. I let the curls cool completely before shaking them out.

If you want to get more textured looks, it's important to remember that the curls do not have to look perfect because they run counter to the look you're looking for. This look is designed to be versatile for any lifestyle and occasion.

Braids for short natural hair

With the advent of many techniques, enhancements, and the like, natural hair is now more valuable than ever. Be sure to use a protective style like this short hair braid.

With pearls

This look spreads Queen Cleo Vibes! The golden beadwork integrated into the braids makes everything better, especially your bronzed chocolate skin.

For toddlers

You do not have to be a young bridesmaid just to try. This short hair update for toddlers looks so tempting that it is effortlessly suitable for everyday wear.

Braids for curly short hair

It is only reasonable that a short undercut hair with natural curls must also be a pigtail treatment for something fun. This is one of the coolest braids for curly, short hair that every powerful woman has to wear from time to time.

Unique braids

What's weirder than these needle-rail braids for short-haired ladies? These unique braids will make you style your hair just to try it out.

For shorthair African American

The idea of ​​a bob haircut that revalues ​​him with tight little pigtails is clever. This is such a glamorous transformation for short-haired African American girls. The golden highlights are the additional wow factor for the style.

Braids for short hair Black girl

These box braids for short-haired black girls put the term "easy" a new meaning. With the sweet lavender ribbon and the small silver hair jewelry pieces, these tissues always make the children ready for portrait photos.

Braids for short black hair

Who can resist this kind of braids for short black hair? Every single edging is neatly woven and twisted, which can be killed by black girls and ladies without sweat.

For black girls

For black girls with these pretty braids, you'll stand out among all the ladies who've got a bob haircut like yours. You will also love these Box Braids Slash Fux Locs as protection for your hair.

Cute Dutch braids

Are you crying for a beautiful half-finished braided hairstyle for a big wedding anniversary? These one-sided sweet Dutch pigtails will make a scene, and everyone will like it! Combine it on hair dyed with ultralight ash blonde balayage and add beach waves on the tips. Even if you are intentionally trendsetters at a boho event.

Braids for thin short hair

One of the rules to become the queen of boho-chic fashion is pulling up a hairstyle that attracts as much attention as those angular Dutch braids for thin short hair. With a few hair accessories, your blond balayage and ombre hair will surely surpass other women's hairstyles, even if you have a fine, thin head of hair.

[easynaturalhairstyle]

18 cutest pigtails for short haired girls

Short hair braids are a hairstyle that is cut along the length of a neck to the length of a shoulder by twisting together hairpieces in various patterns. A work of art that will last until your coronation is a fun way to enhance your shorthair hairstyle!

We saw some interesting textures from the braided hairstyles of pop icons Indya Moore, Zoë Kravitz, Miley Cyrus and Lorde, and saw their beauty ideas give their looks an extra boost!

There are a lot of great ways you can pull off a braided mane. Tennessee barber and hairdresser Alex Pelerossi makes all kinds of hairstyle on chopped hair and even plays with different hair colors that are incredibly charming!

From side straps and braided ponytails for a casual or sporty look to halo braids and braided buns for the special times when you need a confidence boost, these folds are a fun fix for your clothes if you want to grow up for each day !

Say goodbye to a boring look! Below you will find the best and most adorable patterns of braids for short hair!

For little girls

How would you describe this look?

This style is a combination of Dutch lace braids (1st and 3rd row), classic Dutch braids (middle row) and rope wraps. I love this style for many reasons. First, it can be done on shoulder-length hair. I think some parents are worried that they will not be able to put funny braids on their child when they ask for their hair to be cut, and that shows that it is feasible! Second, this style is versatile. You could add different elastics to combine with an outfit, but if you want a sophisticated look, you can combine the braids into a half ponytail and put them in a bun. After all, this style is ideal for school, a sporting event or an elegant occasion!

Any advice for someone considering it?

I would recommend to spend at least 30-45 minutes styling time as the braiding takes some time. After moistening the hair, I always use herbal essences Set Me Up Spray Gel on the spot that I'm going to braid. It keeps the fly-aways down and smells great!

Get ready for many compliments! Everyone always loves to see a fun pattern for a hairstyle!

Braids for short hair with pony hairstyle

How would you describe this look?

This is a very boho, chic, yet simple, updo! What I love about this look is that it radiates strange vibrations. There is softness in the hair, but it is also detailed and complex. Whether you are looking for a casual or sophisticated hairstyle, this look is perfect! That's why I love this up-style so much!

Any advice for someone considering it?

When considering this look, it is important to know what you are working with. For example, hair texture – knowing whether the hair is fine, medium or coarse will give you a good guide as to which products you should use.

Another thing to consider is the face shape of the individual to flatter him as best as possible! After all, it's important to just have fun with your hair and work in the direction the hair wants to move.

With this specific updo and model she had very mediocre structured hair. She helped to make my job easy! I have used all the Aveda products to create this seductive style. The use of dry shampoo helped the hair get some chippings and was not so slippery, so the hair got a certain texture and better hold.

Another product that was a must for me to achieve this look was Air Control Hairspray. I love to use this product in every updo because it is a flexible and portable hair spray. This will allow you to smooth the hair but still make it easy to form without being too hard or crunchy. If you want to create this style with someone with finer hair, it is important that you use products that give texture and volume. I would even recommend using a light paste for the mesh to get a complete and detailed braiding.

Another tip to create this look is working in sections. Using smaller sections gives you more control over the hair. Working from the back to the front, you can then pull out parts on the front if desired!

After the look was done, I went in with a firmer hairspray to keep everything in place! Whether that style is for a casual frame or a special occasion, it's perfect.

Half-high French braid

How would you describe this look?

This look is effortless – whether you go on date night or a bridesmaid, this is a perfect option. My favorite is how easy it was to achieve with loose beach waves and just two simple French braids. It's a simple staple look that anyone can pull!

Any advice for someone considering it?

This is a simple look that is enhanced with texture sprays (my favorite is R + Co Balloon & Trophy) and dry shampoo (R + Co Death Valley). It's perfect for some dirty hair that just needs a little cheek!

This short praise was perfectly structured, blond and pretty dense. If you are looking for a cheeky look and have shorter, medium-density hair, this is the look for you. With over-long hair, the options for special occasions are pretty slim, so this is the best option for someone who does not want to commit to all weddings!

Dutch braids

How would you describe this look?

My favorite thing about this look is the texture added to the hair and the funny braid. It's a very versatile hairstyle that can be either dressed or dressed, depending on what your life demands.

Any advice for someone considering it?

Make sure you have more time to get involved in the styling process. Short hair is not always easier to care for, especially depending on the hair structure and density! The customer in this photo has fine hair, but much of it!

We used a flat iron to create waves and curls in the whole head. You will also want to be sure to invest in proper hair care to get your hairdo home! We started with a heat shield from Redken called Hot Sets 22, using Wind Blown Hairspray from Redken, Kenra's Texturing Spray, and Puff Me Texture Powder to get the grip on the loose border!

Headband braid

How would you describe this look?

This look is fun with a little splash of boho. It is perfect for a wedding or party.

My favorite thing about this look is that you can pin it up or down. The fact that the fishtail braid gives the style so much texture and dimension means you do not have to worry about the features.

Any advice for someone considering it?

Check your hair color and texture. Braids will appear more and more on blonde hair than on brunette hair.

Braids for very short hair

How would you describe this look?

It is a nervous and funny Kurzhaarfrisur.

Any advice for someone considering it?

This look is for the funny and generous customer! I never know what I get when I show up at a bridal party. Her hair was a bit long and she knew she wanted a braid. This pull-through braid is fantastic for longevity because I use rubber bands. I wanted her hair to last in the heat and for the next few hours.

What made it even more fun was her hair color!

crown braid

How would you describe this look?

It was a lot of fun to create this quirky braiding look for my guest! I wanted something that had the feel of a boho-chic style, but that still felt elegant and would be something my guests could wear every day of the week.

The dimension in her hair reinforced the look of the braid, and the loose curls tied the whole look together. I love that this is a style that would be perfect for an event or outing, but also perfect for an everyday style.

Any advice for someone considering it?

My guest had some dimension in her hair, which gave the impression of a more structured styling. When styling we have proceeded very minimalist. We used heat protection along with a volumizer and finished the look with a hair spray with firm hold.

We've also pulled together a lot to give her a more relaxed and structured style. I started the braid about two inches farther than its normal part, so most of the braid was in the front and in the middle, looking at this style straight up and to the side. To achieve the loose curls, I took 1-inch sections and rolled them with my Babyliss curling iron. I let the curls cool completely before shaking them out.

If you want to get more textured looks, it's important to remember that the curls do not have to look perfect because they run counter to the look you're looking for. This look is designed to be versatile for any lifestyle and occasion.

Braids for short natural hair

With the advent of many techniques, enhancements, and the like, natural hair is now more valuable than ever. Be sure to use a protective style like this short hair braid.

With pearls

This look spreads Queen Cleo Vibes! The golden beadwork integrated into the braids makes everything better, especially your bronzed chocolate skin.

For toddlers

You do not have to be a young bridesmaid just to try. This short hair update for toddlers looks so tempting that it is effortlessly suitable for everyday wear.

Braids for curly short hair

It is only reasonable that a short undercut hair with natural curls must also be a pigtail treatment for something fun. This is one of the coolest braids for curly, short hair that every powerful woman has to wear from time to time.

Unique braids

What's weirder than these needle-rail braids for short-haired ladies? These unique braids will make you style your hair just to try it out.

For shorthair African American

The idea of ​​a bob haircut that revalues ​​him with tight little pigtails is clever. This is such a glamorous transformation for short-haired African American girls. The golden highlights are the additional wow factor for the style.

Braids for short hair Black girl

These box braids for short-haired black girls put the term "easy" a new meaning. With the sweet lavender ribbon and the small silver hair jewelry pieces, these tissues always make the children ready for portrait photos.

Braids for short black hair

Who can resist this kind of braids for short black hair? Every single edging is neatly woven and twisted, which can be killed by black girls and ladies without sweat.

For black girls

For black girls with these pretty braids, you'll stand out among all the ladies who've got a bob haircut like yours. You will also love these Box Braids Slash Fux Locs as protection for your hair.

Cute Dutch braids

Are you crying for a beautiful half-finished braided hairstyle for a big wedding anniversary? These one-sided sweet Dutch pigtails will make a scene, and everyone will like it! Combine it on hair dyed with ultralight ash blonde balayage and add beach waves on the tips. Even if you are intentionally trendsetters at a boho event.

Braids for thin short hair

One of the rules to become the queen of boho-chic fashion is pulling up a hairstyle that attracts as much attention as those angular Dutch braids for thin short hair. With a few hair accessories, your blond balayage and ombre hair will surely surpass other women's hairstyles, even if you have a fine, thin head of hair.

18 cutest pigtails for short haired girls

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Warren Buffet’s sister called.Bohmenian Quacksody and Quackodile Rock coming soonNBA teams reached out to get ducks made for their playersI was actually publishing artwork from television commercials to create the first ever animation art lines for Coca-Cola, Anheuser-Busch, M&M/Mars, etc. Trust me, there were no rubber ducks on my radar as I had absolutely no expertise in how to create these things! But as John Lennon so aptly said, “life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” So one night, at a party, a friend, with perhaps a bit too much to drink, had this funny idea of making rubber ducks that looked like celebrities. I do believe that 99.9% of people would have thought that idea would be impossible to pull off.  But for some reason, I thought it was funny and in my mind, I could envision it working! I called King Features and tried to get the rights to Betty Boop to start the new venture. I still remember the conversation with the head of licensing for North America, who I think could not get me off the phone quick enough. She was at least kind enough to say that if I ever wished to make one and send it to her, she would be happy to look at it. I am sure she thought she would never hear from me again!  But somehow I found someone to make me a prototype overseas and sent it to her. I came in the office one day and there is a message saying, “we got your little duck, it’s very cute...let’ talk.” And CelebriDucks was born!You have to understand, it took time for this to really get going.  I would just plug away and send out my little press releases all day long.  One day a reporter from The Atlantic City Press in New Jersey called me and asked me why they should do a story about us. I thought about it for a second and then just told her that, well, I was from New Jersey, and I used to go to Atlantic City.  And amazingly, the reporter said that was good enough.  That weekend, the Vice-president of the Philadelphia 76ers saw the article and they were always looking for new and cutting edge promotions. So they called me and wanted to do a promotion with their superstar, Allen Iverson. They wondered if we could capture all his intricate tattoos and I assured them we could (but truthfully, I was a bit concerned as they were so elaborate). So they flew out and we met with them and as they say, the rest is history. The give-a-way was a huge hit and suddenly we were getting calls from all these other teams and companies like The New York Yankees, The Chicago Cubs, Gorton Seafood etc. It was like we had a brand new company virtually overnight.  I really didn’t want to run two companies so I made the decision to sell off the animation biz and became all ducks and never looked back.  We continually refined the concept every so often as with any property, from Mickey Mouse to Apple computers, they are constantly changing and refining their concept.Our first ducks were a bit too big, too hard, and did not float well.  My dear friend who creates these with me told me that if we had been friends when the company began, and she saw those first ducks, she would have advised me against starting this business altogether! That being said, we kept working to change all that.   After 17 years or so, we hit on a whole new concept and our Costume Quacker line was born which totally changed the company once again. Now we were tweaking the concept from a more human and duck hybrid to a classic yellow duck that gave you the feeling of these characters. Once we moved to this new parody line, we also came up with  funny quirky names to go along with the new styles such as GooseBusters, Spa Wars, The GodFeather, Sargent Peepers Lonely Hot Tub Band, etc.  It exploded for us and we never looked back. In three years, we did 50 of them which was crazy and there are always new styles that we are working on.  So many of these sell out of every store we put them in such as Harry Ponder, Ziggy StarDuck, Paddle like it’s 199, and yes, The “Donald” Duck...who knew!The nice thing about our line is that people of all ages love them...….I mean from Duck the Magic Dragon to GameBirds of Thrones, it is a wide audience.  But I do feel that Baby Boomers are definitely one of our top demographics for our product.  We put our phone number in big letters on the top of every page. We actually love speaking to our customers and if we’re busy, we’ll always call them back.   I think one of the more unusual customer service questions was if we could do a duck of Warren Buffett.  The person calling was Warren’s sister!  You know, in the early days, I would never try and support myself just selling celebrity rubber ducks.  It was too new a concept and I realized that it would take time to get ingrained into the culture. Fortunately, I had my animation business that was doing quite well, so I could run CelebriDucks as a fun side project.   My business model is very very unusual.  Somehow we have become known as the the top custom duck manufacturer in the world doing them for everyone from Harley-Davidson to Conan O’Brien to SeaWorld.  Plus our ducks are unequalled in their detail and design. But the funny thing is I outsource virtually everything, manufacturing, art department, distribution, etc…..I work from home looking out over the lake all day long...love it. What makes it work is having an amazing group of people who I work with all over the world.   If you have good communication and organizational skills, a phone and a laptop, it is amazing what you can do these days. So in a sense, you can say it is a one person company as I own it all 100%.  But I do realize that one day need to smoothly transition it to another entity to take it to the next level.  You run a business, things will always go wrong, you can’t avoid it.  You can’t control everything. But you can control your mind set and how you look at and deal with adversity and use it as a way to grow stronger. Also, it’s so important in the early days to really be lean and mean. I always tell people, it’s not how much money you make, it’s how much you keep.  And you really want to bullet proof you niche.  Make the barrier of entry difficult. Someone can always make something cheaper, but quality is the hardest thing to knock off.  Would you ever take investment?I have no doubt that bringing in investors, going on Shark Tank, etc. would grow the business immensely.   But for me it’s a bit different.  I am happy to make a good living and have a business that I can totally control and have fun with. One day I trust someone will come along, make an offer, and I will ideally find someone who can carry our vision into the future.  When I wanted to bring a division of the business back to the USA, I could do that, i didn’t have investors telling me I was not maximizing shareholder value. The rubber duck was invented in America before the whole industry went overseas.  I was already the only one doing all our artwork and sculpting here. Now I make our PVC free Good Ducks 100% in the USA and they are considered the safest rubber ducks in the world for babies to teethe on. I would do final production on our whole line here, but our ducks are too detailed, too complex. They just cannot do the very detailed one here cost effectivey, it’s very sad.  How do you market your ducks?We pretty much run on PR here.  We don’t  advertise or spend money on big social media campaigns.  But I do feel that Instagram and Facebook are good vehicles for getting your business out there.  And if you can create a cool Utube video go for it!   We are a pretty simple company in terms of our business model and it’s amazing what a good website and ongoing social media presence can do for you these days.What is the end goal?For me, it’s all about having fun and creating wealth that you can use to do good in the world.  Money in and of itself is never going to ultimately satisfy anyone or create a fulfilling life. It’s what you do with your money that makes one’s life meaningful. I love my ducks. But I am also working on music and book projects that I would love to devote more time to.  Maybe once I sell the business, I can devote more time to that.  There’s just so much I still hope I have time to accomplish.  Right now, we have all these new styles of ducks that I cannot wait to bring to life, the possibilities are endless. Bohmenian Quacksody is going to be a huge hit for us as is Quackodile Rock. They arrive in early November with The Queen of Soak.  Then in December, we hope to have our Born to Sun, Turn Quack Time, RB Gins-Bird, and The Pinball Gizzard. There are pics of all of them in the Costume Quacker section of our website.  In five years, if we continue at this pace, we will probably have at least another 50 new styles. But if we get acquired, it will be a lot more than that. We have sold millions of ducks and have been fortunate to have made millions of dollars over the years. Our biggest goals for the future is how to transition the business to the next custodians and also how to use these monies wisely to help others. I never expected to accomplish what I have thus far, so I have faith things will continue work out for the best….guess we shall see!if you enjoyed this story, the original is here