#the way i was freakin out cus its so fuckin long i was like

[undermattsun-archive]

Hiiiii!

I think this is my first ask to you BUT... I've just finished Make Me (yes, I read the other two) so like... THEY KNOW, RIGHT? THEY SO FUCKING KNOW. WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO NOW? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?

HELLOOO!! THANKU FOR READING EM ALL <333 BESITOS!!! and ooooo boy do they know,,, do they know

look,, im not gonna say anything cus idk when imma rlly be writin again BUT i who knows what they're gonna do,, who knows if there are gonna be consequences or whatever ya never know what or who might happen!

[rawrmeansmemes]

THE KEY OF AWESOME LYRICS

Send the word ‘AWESOME’ and I will generate a random lyric from a Key of Awesome parody video using this generator. 1-145

That guy sure was grumpy, but no one can touch me as long as I'm swaggy

Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing

I'm hot shit, I'm way cool!

I'm the toughest dude, in my home-school.

Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke

Its the future and everything is weird. 

Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard.

I give good headache, I'll make you scream. 

Is this reality or just a fever dream?

I like to jerk  and twitch this is how I dance. 

Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwataah. 

And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner. He must write it down in an evil day planner 

His henchmen are psycho and expendable yet somehow completely dependable 

And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and  then a Pixar movie

I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed and grind on guys who are unemployed. 

I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof 

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek 

When I hang around my house I do it theatrically 

Dont you know I hate it when you sneak up on me like that .I was just about to crack you in the head with this bat

So now Im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look 

I like to dress up like a fabulous clown 

Youre hot, but youre dumber than a shoe

First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance and it's not even close to Poker face or Just Dance 

Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers 

Young girls are helpless to my dark powers 

I got em drooling like golden retrievers 

Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. 

This little motherfuckers gonna ruin my rep 

A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd

I had a dream the other night that Elmo and I got in a fight

If you ain't rich, they're goin' nowhere near your wiener

Don't need brains if that ass is fine 

I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. 

F.Y.I. lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying.   

He's self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest 

He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest 

And now you're freakin' cus your thinkin' what the hell have I gotten my self into 

As you look in his eyes you will soon realize that you won't be coming too 

I'm not afraid to piss and moan about my feelings and how I've grown 

This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing 

Can't read my tik tok bla bla face 

I'm partying with nuns 

I'm peein' in your yard 

We just met, but I know you're my soul mate 

I've got your name tattooed on my chest, neck, and face 

Lets get hitched right away or at least pick a date. I've got next week open. When do you have open? 

I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed 

Let me introduce you to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club

Guess what, we just banged in the elevator 

These pants are too small. They're skin tight. They're squeezing my balls.

I've got them moves like grandpa

I've got them boobs like grandma 

But like a bellboy I take care of your bags 

I may be a duck, but I ain't no quack 

You leave with a looking like the Bride of Frankenstein 

I get more ass than a toilet seat 

Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street

My life is an endless buffet of hoes 

I been pimpin ever since my voice got low 

I could be partying with hookers and blow 

Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back? 

And if they catch him he will surely be dismembered 

Tonight for dinner we're splitting a candy bar 

We are the seventh sign of the apocalypse 

Me and my four friends all want you so desperately 

I like the fact that we wear the same size Capri's 

I made you poptarts with extra gravy 

The doors are locked now. You can't escape me. 

You're my one and only that's what my dog told me

Now lets sacrifice some chickens

Feel free to spank me 

They tell me it's just a nerd show, but Dragons are real to me 

Winter Is coming I'm not sure what that means but you can bet it's probably bad news 

We’re impossibly cute

Damn this song is mad catchy

So I bought this  hipster voodoo doll with a beard 

I'm stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs 

This'll be the last time that I call tonight 

Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it. 

Gonna get my eye brows threaded then then I'll get a funky skunky stripe put on my head 

Oh Peeka-peeka-boo where did I come from? 

You're not as cute as these other two. 

I'm stroking on this wooden thing and trying to make a sound but I have no ability

It's really hard to concentrate while I'm counting sheeps 

I like to place a popsicle between my 2 butt cheeks 

Someone sound the trumpets now lets do some hey's and ho's

They way we play is pure and honest bordering on weird and Amish 

It's my career I can do a shark jump

Hands in my pants cus I'm itchy there

Ain't never gonna marry Thor's brother now

Now I'm dating a french guy made outta french fries 

I look just like tweety If he was slutty 

It's my booty I can drag it on the rug 

Just replaced breakfast with crack. 

I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage 

Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls 

I was once full of shit now, I think shit is full of me. 

I'm not allowed to move my lips Cus my singing face is really homely 

Can't decide which boy I like--Gale is buff, and Peeta's nice 

Don't which cute dude is cuter

I'm Catching Fire down below 

Ew, I hate when people set me up with guys 

But first I'll brush my teeth and gargle with this booze. 

Do you mean going down on me, senor clean? 

I just fell down, crashed through a winder! 

This song is about objectifying women and selling products like Pitbull's Fried Chicken 

Just stay put my butt will find your butt. 

I'd kill and I'd steal and I'd cheat on my taxes and french kiss a frog for that boy

Baby you could be my locksmith cus having safe sex is what I'm all about 

Here's my horny sadface 

Just go home you sound like Gollum 

My voice is a cross between a baby and Biggie and Bane 

I would say that's accurate so you cant call me Titbull 

If you break my heart, you'll end up in a shitty song 

Gonna find him and squish his testicles 

Cuz my bang bang boom clap Anaconda's gotta stay high 

I'm like a little fancy baby or an alcoholic furby 

But my wee wee got scared when you took off your clothes

I owe you a sexy explanation 

I only sing about cocaine and sex

But I thought this haunted shit hole flat was a good place to meet to reopen every wound

Man, technology sucks!

I’ll just go yell outside!

You still can’t take a joke

Did I say Skanky? I meant to say swanky and super cute.

Now, I’m gonna miss the butt slapping party

It’s time to fuck off!

Roll the nostalgic clips from last week

No more sexy loitering 

It’s part porn--part true detective intro

Just went blonde. They have more fun--I’ve been told.

Pillowfuck is what I do when she’s gone

It’s what happens to schmucks who fuck with me

I just flew in from hell because we’re besties

I like to go to the beach in full make up

Help me I’ve fallen and don’t want to get up

I am a floppy sex fish try to catch me, flop flop

I’m the winner of the touch myself contest

This doesn’t feel sexy if I’m being honest

Whacked him like Pacino then screamed ‘Hoo Ah”

I am Chewbacca

I’m playing Mothafuckin Star Wars

You tried to kill me. But, I didn’t die.

I just drank sixteen cups of coffee--need that toddler energy