#the way i laughed at this

[sams-asks]

(dawn im sorry for my shenanigans)

YOU DID WHAT WITH MY MOM?!

[hakusins]

dear dean,

can i humbly get locked in a room with the sydney scps? yknow, for research purposes :3 i believe it can be very beneficial to study their anatomy first hand ehe

from, a sheep

Dear Researcher Sheep, I'm very happy to hear that you're interested in taking part in a cross-experimentation between SCP-076-2 and SCP-073! However, after reviewing your documents and proposal, it would seem that you do not possess the necessary clearance that will permit you to have access to these two anomalies or their classified files Unfortunately, I will have to reject your proposal at this date and time, as the necessary clearance level is imperative for all Researchers who want to work with SCP-076-2 and SCP-073. Please do not be discouraged, I advise you to continue your work at the Foundation and to earn the necessary clearance to proceed with this cross - experimentation. Once you've obtained the necessary qualifications, I will put in a good word for you to Site Director Dr. Bailey and refer your proposal to him. I apologize that I can not help you see your vision through at this time. However I look forward to any future proposals you may offer in the near future.

Kind Regards, Site Director Dean. (SCP Foundation)

[blamemma]

a win for the Mercedes admin :)

[koenigami]

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEE. (running to hug you 🫂)

zeeviiiiiiiiiiiieee hiiiiiiii > < how are uuuuu?

[chosesun]

“   What even are daddy issues? Just traumatize your father back. ”

"i'm not sure that's how that works." he would know- his father is Darth Vader. he's not sure if he can traumatize that man anymore than he already is. it's a nice idea though. maybe he'll give it a shot- see what happens.

@herleaf

[solianapaeris]

She literally has me screaming, I remember this era 😭

[cursedmystic]

He takes one look at Matsuba and snorts.

"Yikes."

"A very productive response."

He's got his fingers hooked in the ring hanging at his throat, sewn into the heavy fabric of his shirt. There's a spell tag hanging from it, bearing writing to ward off evil.

He doesn't think it would work on John, to be fair, but it made his skin feel tight and itchy wearing it.

"If you're looking for Sabrina, she's out of the office right now."

[deathfavor]

@ashrifts​​ said: Usually Ran prefers to stay near Hanma at the same distance someone would want oil to be near a flame — that is to say, not near at all. Still, he’s always been good at pushing his feelings away for the sake of a job well done, and even better at picking up on clues that were meant to be kept a secret. That he does not like Hanma does not mean he does not observe him. For weaknesses, for possible betrayals, or to simply judge his outfit of the day — none of it matters, not when a crucial detail stands out consistently.

Smiling, Ran sits down next to him, with both grace and purpose but no invitation. He invades his personal space as easily as he does with anyone else, but the surprise comes from the way he lifts Hanma’s arm and places it around his own shoulders, his arms sliding around Hanma’s abdomen and linking his fingers firmly to prevent an easy escape. Ran bats his eyelashes up at him, but the smirk on his face is anything but benign.

Pressing himself closer, he mocks, “I’m in the mood for some cuddling, aren’t you? ♡ ”

   Hanma quirks a brow at Ran’s decision to sit beside him without any clear reason, noting the oddity of the behavior. But he does not budge or look alarmed by it either in the way most would. He’s no skittish creature and unlike others, the reputation of either of the brothers seems to hold no weight in the eyes of the reaper. At best, he looks like a beast on the plains that’s mildly intrigued at something that has its attention. That is not to say Hanma is careless. Sharp eyes shift to scan for the second brother, but it seems rindou is absent. So it is just Ran he needs to focus on rather than keeping his attention on both brothers. Interesting...and something to be cautious of.

   (  People tended to forget that Hanma was no fool, that he was sharper than his reckless attitude might make people presume.  )

   “  Well, isn’t this a surprise?  “  Hanma speaks first with a lazy grin of greeting. He doesn’t care about people invading his space, and if Ran is hoping for that to be enough, it’s a tragic fail. He’s not one of those cocky bastards who can’t handle what they dish out. And Ran’s penchant for making people’s skin crawl and hitting isn’t news to him. Ran likes to mess people up, hit in weak spots. So it’s odd he comes to Hanma if he’s looking to get some kicks. Especially when Hanma takes delight in the other’s apparent dislike of him.

   What the fuck.

   Hanma’s brows furrow as he sees Ran lift his arm and cozy up against his chest with his arms wrapped like a snare. Ran was.....cuddling him? His lip curls is a disgusted sneer to meet that smirk.  “  The fuck? Did someone manage to drug your drink or some shit?  “

   He hates this. Fucking people was one thing. Hanma didn’t do cuddling. Not for people he slept with and definitely not for this. Punishment lifts to grasp the smaller man’s jaw and as he examines his face for a second, neither betraying if he actually believes Ran is drugged (he doesn’t) or just commits to the bit. ( Another he might have grabbed with enough force to bruise. Ran he does not - if only because even he knows that’s pushing a line. Surprisingly, Hanma does know how to be a team player when in the situation. ) He refuses to be squirming prey for anyone, but his displeasure is evident in his expression from his eyes to the curl of his lip.

   “  Go cuddle Izana or your brother if you want cuddles.  “  He retorts,  “  If you want my attention that badly, there’s better ways.  “  Which isn’t the point of this and he damn well knows it. But the longer this draws out the more insufferable it is, like a remora attached to a shark. Not because it’s Ran, but because it’s cuddling. 

[gamergirl-niffler]

[spawnmade]

@savageshadows sent You can read?!

Instantly, the offense that Astarion feels is as clear on his face as they sky above them. The audacity of the other to imply that he's unable to read?! Who the hell does she think she is?

"Why is that such a surprise to you? I read quite a lot, thank you very much." Always eager for knowledge, always enjoying old tomes and books. He's insulted that she even has to ask.

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[inkskinned]

having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

[cosmicrhetoric]

ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face

[tsunamiholmes]

Prepare for the ooad wore.

[neverreallythoughtaboutthefuture]

Inspired by this post.