#the way i am sidling up to the concept of further eduction in the seedy bar that is life and saying HEY GIRL to her
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the way i am flirting with going back to uni
#the way i am sidling up to the concept of further eduction in the seedy bar that is life and saying HEY GIRL to her#the way i am flagrantly FORGETTING how much i hated my first (maths) degree#because the hot sexy concept of 'studying religion 18 hours a week at the open university'#has rendered me veritably STUPID with lust#i got told i'd be a great rabbi and i basically blacked out from sheer emotional desire and now im about to lay it all on the line#YES i will never be a rabbi because i dont have the time or the fucking energy levels#but girl....... maybe a BA would fix me.#my BSc certainly didnt but im 30 now. i am a whole new womanthing. i could be GayBriar BA (Hons) that'd be fucking HOT
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