#the way he just grabbed him bahahaha

[christinarowie332]

god i love you

chris sturniolo x reader

matt sturniolo x oc

sturniolo triplets x reader

warnings : smutty smut !!! mentions of weed and nicotine, 18+ . profanity

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reader , maggie, and the triplets have a beach day

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i dig my feet deeper in the sand , feeling the warmth hug my body and the soft grains scratch my bare skin. with my fingers sprawled out over the blanket i throw my head back in comfort , feeling the warm sun kiss my face as i lean back .

the sounds of a faint mac miller song humming in the background flood my ears .waves crashing to the shore , painting the sand white with its foam . i can hear chris giggling with matt and nick desperately trying to explain himself with whatever waffle he’s spewing at this moment. mags , my bestfriend, matt’s girlfriend, just sat playing with his hair laughing with them.

in my own world , i open my eyes finally, take a puff of my vape and grab my phone from my lap . opening the camera app and snapping a photo of the scene infront of me . a clear blue sky , my four best friends, boyfriend included , all laughing , their hair being plastered across their face ; brunette and blonde waving along with the wind .

i subconsciously decide to get up and immediately strip out of my oversized t-shirt i stole from chris . a black two peice caressing my curves and hugging my waist .

“chris” i call out to him throwing the t-shirt on the blanket we all sit on , large volcanic rocks holding down the corners . ”can i have my bobble babe?”

“uh yeah of course” he says after trailing his eyes down my body , before going into his joint tin and grabbing the bobble .he keeps it for me along with two joints , a lighter , a chewing gum and a polaroid of us together in matching fresh love , laughing while we jokingly do the doggy style position . his favorite photo for obvious reasons .

maggie gets where i’m going with this and mirrors my actions from before , stripping off and putting her hair in a clip , kicking her slides off and throwing her vape and phone down on the blanket .

“woah what’s happening ? i feel like i’m about to get a lap dance or some shit” nick exclaims , fake fear plastered on his face and also getting up .

“we have been at the beach for like an hour and haven’t gone in the sea ? let’s go.” i explain , chris is on his feet taking his shirt off in what feels like a millisecond. matt follows and helps nick up .

“last one in has to buy the bud next !!!” maggie screams before darting off towards the sea , me in tow and chris and matt speeding past us .

“NOT FAIR BRO” nick screams as he starts running throwing his shirt over his head while running and trying to kick off his slides while in motion .

we all run towards the sea , chris ends up falling over face first into the soft sand . i subconsciously stop and help him up , watching him lift his face up , showing his mouth full of sand and eyes closed , mouth agape laughing in shock . i loudly laugh and grab his hand pulling him up running towards the sea again . we run hand in hand still laughing , as we watch nick pass us and matt and maggie absolutely get obliterated by a wave as the meet the sea . nick makes it next and finally stops and sees his brother , covered it sand , struggling to run while laughing and spitting out sand .

me and chris make it to the sea ,both of us mermaid style diving into the sea as soon as we thought it was deep enough .

i plunge into the water , feeling bubbles trail my face and make their way to the surface, before the head reaches the warm air , hair slicked back and salty water running down my neck .

“HOW THE FUCK DID U FALL SO BADLY”

“YOU LITERALLY ATE SAND CHRIS!”

“BAHAHAHA BRO ITS ON YOUR TEETH”

we all take a second to laugh at chris and he just wipes the sand and salt from his eyes while laughing , his shoulders jumping up and down with the movement.

chris swims over to me and hugs me from behind putting his head on my shoulder . we’re not a very affectionate cutesy couple , a specially infront of his brothers , and maggie who is basically my sister . this is very evident when i turn around in chris’s hold smiling . he melted as i put both my arms around his shoulders, interlining my fingers around his neck .

“breathe” i said smiling at him. resulting in his face dropping and confusion being painted on his face . he does as i say anyway tilting his head , before i put both my hands on his shoulders and push him under the water .

i start laughing but quickly get cut off as i feel his hands grip my legs and i am also pulled under the water . we fight under the current of the waves . i emerge from the water first , and watch chris gasp for air as he surfaces. we all laugh and start relaxing in the water .

“i wonder why the beach is so empty today?” matt asks , looking at said beach , maggie narrows her eyes to where her boyfriend is looking before speaking

“probably sharks or something” she says nonchalantly, before furrowing her eyebrows and realizing that’s not so much of a reach .

“your just gonna scare yourself mags” nick says through giggles , looking at the girl slowly move towards matt for safety .

“nah everyone’s at work and school , we have no life bro we’re the only weirdos that don’t have a job” i say before angling my head back in the water , slicking my hair back again , feeling the cold water make its way onto my forehead .

“nah we have a job , just not a boring one . content creators bro . we get paid to hangout” chris says before moving his hand around my waist under the water , pulling us closer . i smile and him and put one of my hands on the back of his neck , playing with his now wet hair .

“i wonder how deep it is here” nick says , looking down into the dark swirling water , squinting his eyes , before meeting mine and raising his eyebrows , knowing i would be the only one to go to the bottom and see .

i took a breath and used chris’s body to lower myself into the water slowly, coming back up and diving down . i squint my eyes underwater and reach the floor , not too deep , watching the clean sand rippling under our feet

while swimming back up i see a blurred chris , and decide to scare the shit out of him and smack his ass under the water , i see him jump slightly, but he finds me and drags me up by my neck gently until moving his hands to my waist and bringing me to surface . i giggle under water , bubbles following my trail upwards before meeting them all and laughing before moving to chris’s back and holding his shoulders to hold me up .

“fully thought that was a fish for a good second” chris says looking back at me to meet my goofy smile .

“how do u open your eyes in the sea bro , my eyes sting just being here” matt days to me while rubbing his eye like a child , fist curled rubbing over his eye in circles.

“i literally feel like i just pored pure salt in my eye , that was a big mistake” i say laughing , rubbing my eyes like matt just was .

maggie lies down on top of the water , matt holds her and runs his hand through her hair .

we stay like that for a while . chris and i giving each other small affectionate touches , laughing and talking with nick. matt and maggie in their own little world .

“dude , do u know when u were younger did u ever like , when u were like seven like i used to like ….. no probably older then that just like i thought i was like really good at swimming and i was like kinda okay but like really i was…..” chris explains , making the entire group stare at him in confusion, before looking at each other , trying to see if anyone understands a word he’s saying .

“like i was pretty really okay but like when i would swim i like was good ….. WOW”

we all erupted into laughter at chris , him immediately getting embarrassed but also laughing, pulling me closer again and placing a small kiss to my forehead ,turning me around to hug me from behind .

“i’m gonna go back i’m freezing and i want my vape” maggie says before doggy paddling away , causing me and chris to giggle

“i’ll come too” matt says grabbing onto her legs and pulling him closer to her

“me too , i feel like i’m gonna get a cold this water is fucking freezing” nick says following behind matt and maggie , leaving me and chris in the water .

“i’m staying , i wanna chill in here longer” chris says looking towards me and smiling

i hum in agreement and swim towards him , wrapping my legs around his waist and putting my arms around his neck .

“hi” he says smiling leaning towards me .

his lips meet mine , the taste of salt lingering in my mouth as i kiss him , the cut on my lip stings but i barely feel it , relishing in chris’s hand moving up and down my thigh .

i pull away “hi” i say before placing another peck on his lips quickly. i put my palm flat on his back to stabilise myself while i run my hand through his hair , pushing his dark curls away from his face .

i put both my hands on the back of his neck and pull him towards me , attaching my lips onto his once again , one of his hands moves to my ass , lifting and squeezing it in one motion , causing me to gasp slightly and open my lips giving his tongue access to mine.

i move my hips on his , causing him to moan slightly into the kiss . i could feel him growing , my core pressed against his , grinding against him .

“chris” i moaned out , digging my painted nails into his back , clawing his shoulders leaving red lines over his muscles.

he grabbed my hand and put my palm over his hardened dick , looking into my eyes saying exactly what i needed to hear .

he pulled his shorts down , then pulled my bikini bottoms down , raising his eyebrows to get my consent he needed .

a nod of my head is all he needed , before lifting me onto him , throwing his head back in pleasure. my face burrows into his neck biting down at the feeling of him inside , leaving a mark where my mouth had been.

we moved together under water , him lifting me , me rolling my hips to the pattern i knew he liked after lots of practice over the year , moaning each other names through sloppy kisses .

after a couple of minutes we both can feel the knot slowly unraveling , thrusts getting sloppy and messy .

“y/n” he whimpered out before getting cut off by me loudly moaning into his neck

“i know chris , me too” i said before clenching around him and moaning loudly against his skin , throwing my head back in pleasure before feeling him release into me .

we both laugh and kiss each other messily , coming down from our high together .

“god i love you y/n” chris says out of breath into my neck as we both embrace each other , him still inside of me under the salty waves .

“i love you too chris” is all i got out before re-attaching our lips in a perfectly paced kiss .

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milkie talks :

i have had a awful amount of alcohol so i don’t even know if this makes sense .

love u all . 🍼🤍

tag list :

@mangosrar @sturnphilia @soursturniolo @biimpanicking @sssturniolofart @littlebookworm803 @lividnity @deatthmatch @daddyslilchickenfingers @parkerssecrets @urmyslxt

[shotokimchi]

When Their S/O Is a Seggs God

MINORS DNI

How would they react if their cute lover was like a succubus in bed LMAO Going through some hard stuff so wanted to drop this here to laugh a little JSDFHSDK-

A/N:Sorry for being inactive y'all i swear I'm not ignoring the requests, just preparing for an important exam this year, but I'll be back around Julyyyy

Little side note: Characters are aged up so don't come at me smh

part2 w/Dabi and Midoriya

Bakugo

So we all know that this man doesn't sleep around randomly. My guy dates the "one" for him he's planning to marry you so if you aren't planning about settling down...

Too bad for you missy (Lemme see your ring finger bitch you gonna get wifed up💍)

After taking you out to meet his parents, this chili oil literally falls in love with you (i mean he already did but when he saw how you treated his momma and papa- boy was CHOKING ON HIS HEART❤️) so he decides to take your relationship to the next level.

Needs and excuse to leave early so literally tells his parents that he has a bad case of diarrhea ( Do ya'll know that video LMAO) and drags you out to his car

Lemme tell you he ran over at least 5 red lights just to have sex with you-

And you are just confused about why he's suddenly acting like a rabid dog i mean he's always acting like one but this time-

"Suki, why is your mouth foaming?"

On the way to your apartment, you had an inner conflict about actually taking him to a vet, you aint planning on telling him that tho.

After finally throwing you onto the shared bed like a sack of flour mf flies for a second in the air like a bloodthirsty mosquito- (the only difference is he's thirsty for the ✨All-mighty pussy juice✨)

Dw tho man asks for your consent because he loves you a lot and doesn't want your first time to be scary and all-

Wait did i say first time?

YES MF THINKS YOU'RE A VIRGIN- but guess what he's about to find out...

Before he can start kissing you, you push him onto his back and rip off his pants and leave a small peck on his lips before riding him like you are in a horse race- Good news gurl you are about to win, no one can compare

Poor man is speechless bc you are literally singing on his dick like you are the headliner in a choir...

And while you are singing you are rhythmically bouncing too LMAO

IM👏GONNA👏PUMP👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DROP👏OUT👏OF👏YOU

He aint scared no he just swallowed his tongue by accident- cuz you know...

HIS GIRL IS LITERALLY DOING THE DUCK WALK ON HIS DICK (🦆🦆🦆)

WALK THAT FUCKING DUCK Y/N QUACK QUACK QUACK

He decides to grab your hips to slow you down a little bc you are causing an earthquake with a magnitude of 6.9

but instead of slowing you down now you are making him jump on the bed with you too LMAOAOAOAOAO- imagine someone breaking in and seeing two floating figures on the bed

He's like "SLOW DOWN Y/N-"

But nuh uh you are too caught up in your own horny world so you continue to milk him (Fr tho calm down queen aren't those legs tired?🦵)

After cumming for the 5th time he tapped out LMAO-

You gave him a concussion bc of making him bounce for too long KSJFHJSDKFGSDKJHSD- POOR KATSUKI

He was laying there, unconscious with drool dripping down his mouth and it took you three full minutes to realise that he passed out (OMG I'm gone-)

Fly high Katsuki Bakugo 🕊️���️

Dw tho you made sure to pamper him the morning after, bringing him a breakfast tray filled with pancakes and a cup of coffee. A cute innocent smile plastered on your face

"Morning, baby!"

Needless to say, he was shocked ( pretty sure he thinks it was the hottest night ever but doesn't wanna hurt his own pride by telling you that)

"WHAT HAPPENED-"

Todoroki

BAHAHAHA OMG OK LISTEN-

So both of you are lovebirds obv because Todoroki would be the most caring boyfriend ever (i'll fight you about this one 🥊🥊🥊) so its impossible not to be in love with him

So pretty baby thinks it's going to be all about kisses, vanilla, sweet loving, him showing how much he cares about you etc.

AND HE IS A VIRGIN

Todoroki being a virgin is such a turn on he trusts you enough to give his first time to you (aw❤️🤍)

...but you didnt know that he was a virgin

I mean come on look at him how can he be a virgin while looking THAT PRETTY

So one time, while you guys were chilling on the couch watching Titanic and snacking on some strawberries together he decides to make the first move and gently holds your hand while whispering sweet things to your ear and then you hear the magical word (open sesame zimzalabim this coochie 🔮)

"Y/n, I wanna do it."

BIG MISTAKE SHOTO VERY BIG- So being the horny queen you are the wicked horny grin makes its way to your lips and baby is concerned Before he can say anything you immediately grab a strawberry and stuff it into his mouth and quickly try to get him off of his sweatpants

Then you work your magic on him by giving him the best and first head of his life ✨ and trust me he is enjoying it very much

Mmmm yes that famous glock glock 60000 GOBBLE UP BABES don't let em Santa Claus looking pubic hair get into your nose tho🎅

Pretty moans were filling the living room while his fingers lock with yours

But the baby was too lost in his own pleasure so he accidentally bit the strawberry and took it out of his mouth

But you noticed so you grabbed a new one and harshly shoved it into his mouth

"Dont. swallow. the. strawberry."

Babies eyes went wide

YOU SCARED HIM

AND IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME TOO

he %100 looked like this-

So now he was drowning in his own pool of saliva trying not to bite into the strawberry while his eyes were rolling at the back of his head (bc of your amazing tongue skills)

Spot the difference between your mouth and a vacuum cleaner

NONE

When i tell you, you were sucking him DRY

like the next Todoroki generation got to the point of extinction

at this point he was trying to pry you off of his dick bc the overstimulation was TOO much lolol

Poor baby accidentally covered the couch with small burns

when you lifted your head to check up on him you were met with a sobbing Shoto

BOY WAS GASPING

Literally thought of bringing him an oxygen tank but decided against it bc he calmed down after receiving your loving kisses You layed his head on your chest while combing through his locks with your fingers, you made sure to give him a great aftercare

"Are first times are this rough?"

You choked on Casper the ghosts dick

"WHAT-" Literally mourned for two hours bc of treating him so roughly LMAO

A/N: I'm done- sorry for the typos if i have any, i was too lazy to edit :p

[yourstingrey]

Luke X Daughter of Kymopoleia

Reader has constant mood swings which is understandable due to her heritage of being the daughter of the goddess of violent sea storms and sweet BF Luke always helps her out/calms her down and doesn’t let her feel bad about herself because of it since she can’t help it ( also please can you mention Clarisse as like a side character and readers bestfriend )

Calm After the Storm

A/N: EEEEE I was actually kinda so hype for this request cus ive never seen anything similar and its actually a cool like character I hadnt thought about in the pjo universe! I hope this is good anon i tried my very best!! This post was really helped me with kymopoleia so it might be helpful to read before this but you dont have to!

Warnings: threats of fighting someone?

Description: An annoying loss, an annoying Chris, and a very patient Luke!

The sun was shining, and a warm dancing breeze fluttering around camp on what should have been a beautiful day was being ruined by Chris droning on about being a sore winner. Gloatingly of course. We just had our capture the flag the night before and as usual, we lost. We would have been so close to winning this time Clarisse and I had it all planned. Last time we learned last time trying a seduction tactic did in fact not work so this time we decided we would target their weak which to us was Chris. Not to say he was a bad swordsman by any means but up against me and her we knew he wouldn't stand a chance. A perk of dating Luke was also he forgot that he shouldn't spill his capture the flag plans. Soooo we also knew for a fact it was Chris guarding the flag. 

We snuck through the woods with ease no one tried to hunt us down they knew we'd get to them first, Chris was practically sleeping while he sat in front of the flag entirely spaced out we moved from behind and started to grab the flag of course a single shift of my chest plate was enough to break him out of his daze and turn towards us and of course start to scream to his team like a little girl. We got caught pretty quickly. We may be strong but not take on 20 campers strong and it wasn't long after we heard the cheers of the Blue team already at the river.

So now of course, as I tried to relax Chris decided it was the perfect time to gloat at me “I mean what a stupid plan no offense” I drowned him out a little too busy clenching my jaw so I didn't practically spit venom at him, Chris continued now laughing as he continued “-I mean really I can't believe you thought I couldn't take you both on bahahaha!” A real knee slapper to him. I finally unballed my fists from my sides to get into Chris’s face, backing him into a tree my voice laced with annoyed anger “We could take you on idiot! You just had to scream for your team to save you!” Chris stuttered before coming up with a weak rebuttal putting his hands up in defeat “UH- that's not even true i just had to get them so they would watch you after the fight but they got there fast pfft I could have easily taken you” I grab a hold of Chris’s shirt “Oh really let's do it now then. No crying for anyone else this time.” 

In the background, a crowd had not formed but anyone working or sitting close by paused to watch not swarming in case Chiron were to notice and break up hopefully a really funny fight (funny as all campers knew the outcome) Even Clarrise sitting back with her siblings let out a little yell of “Get his ass Y/N!” But One of those campers mainly Luke, who quickly made his way over forgetting he was supposed to help campers make friendship bracelets he had to make sure his girlfriend was okay bracelets could wait, and that she didn't shred his best friend into pieces. Jogging over he quietly grabbed his girlfriend's hand that was gripping onto Chris. I let out a quiet breath before meeting his eyes, in an instant looking into his soft gaze I dropped my hand not before I quickly gave him one last dirty look and stepped back “C’mon let’s go” Luke said as he grabbed my hand leading me away.

He leads us to sit in front of the creek as I sit I absent mindedly throw rocks at the water watching it ripple and splash. Turning back to face Luke he already gives me a knowing look to tell him why I wanted to maim him. I took a deep breath before I word vomited it out “I mean ugh! I know he's your best friend and all but sometimes he's such a dick! Saying ‘I could take you guys’ But he literally starts screaming out ‘Luke come save me she's here!’ or or ‘Guys come back Clarisse is gonna eat me!’ as if he wouldn't even enjoy that too ugh! He's just so- so ANNOYING!” Luke's hand grabbed mine again to stop me from getting heated again, his eyes flickering back to the creek to see me subconsciously making a creek look like a raging ocean. He threw his back laughing at my rant about Chris, as he calmed down he just looked down at me rubbing slow circles onto the back of my hand. 

His hands were rough and calloused but it didn't matter because when he held onto me I could feel warmth practically spread from my fingertips to my head and toes. “I'll make sure to lock him out of the cabin, he can sleep out in the cold. How bout that hmm?” He joked, craning his neck to look at me. I cracked a small smile “Maybe I'll pray for my mom to storm a bit too…” His hand let go but just to sneak behind my waist and pull me closer leaning my head on his chest “I'm sorry I got mad at Chris I know he is your friend..” I mumbled out against him I could feel him shrug against me before looking back down at me “Nah don't be sorry honestly I should have let you at him he deserved it butttt I wouldn't want my girlfriend to have to be cleaning stables all of next week” 

He pressed a kiss to the top of my head and started to start up about what he was doing before he had to save Chris. “Wait doesn't that mean you should be helping those kids now..?” A bit of panic dawned on his face as he tugged us both up and pulled me with him as he walked (more like speed walked) “Actually uh were both going to help now!” I laughed as he tugged me along with him..

[hopefulromances]

Hi!! For the Spotify wrapped challenge, can I request 11 with Jamie Tartt x reader and 30 with Roy Kent x reader? Have an amazing day 🤗🤗

I'll do Jamie's here and reblog with Roy's at a later time!

#11 Francesca by Hozier

"Do you think I'd give up That this might've shook the love from me Or that I was on the brink? How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?"

TW: Mentions of injury

This one got away from me BAHAHAHA

Your relationship with Jamie had not been easy. You'd known Jamie since you kids, both trying out for primary school football teams. You'd told him that you could score more goals than he could, and he told you that you couldn't. So, imagine the surprise when you both scored two goals for your respective teams.

After that you were inseparable and when you turned 17 he'd kissed you right outside your childhood home. You loved him so much. So when he started to change, it hurt so so much more.

The last time you'd seen Jamie was before he was sent to Richmond. You'd gotten into a fucking fight. Jamie had been acting like a dick since he'd just gotten a call up to Man City. He'd been ignoring your texts, not making time for you, treating your relationship like it was nothing. So, you told him if he went to Man City not to bother coming back. And he left.

Then, Jamie played for AFC Richmond and was consistently the player of the month, the star of the team, the captain of the England National Team. You were not. Not since the accident.

Meanwhile, you were a waitress as you worked your way through night school, trying to get a degree in Physio. Then that way you could at least be back on the field, back in the game, back with the players.

You were working a double when he came in. You could tell he wasn't expecting to see you when he came in with his coach, Roy Kent of all people, giggling about some joke he'd told the older man. When he turned to face you, the humor left his face along with all the blood. You'd never seen someone pale faster than Jamie Tartt seeing you working in a diner at 11 o'clock at night on a Wednesday.

"Table for two?" You asked Roy since Jamie showed no sign of life since seeing you.

Roy glared at Jamie as he shouldered his way in front of him. "Yes, please. Can we get in the back somewhere?"

"Of course, follow me." You guided them to a table in the back of the restaurant where no one would see them. "Coffee?"

"Just waters, please," Roy answered, seeing as Jamie was still speechless.

You nodded, and walked away. Roy, not so subtly, snapped in Jamie's face and barked "What the fuck is wrong with you."

You had the same question. But you were above this, you were not going to engage with him. He was not apart of your life anymore and he didn't get to just come back into your life and-"

"Hey, (Y/N)."

You jumped, cursing as you spilled the water glass you were filling onto your apron.

"Shit, sorry," Jamie fussed, grabbing the cup and pushing it back onto the counter. You shook your head, muttering that it was fine before grabbing a towel. "Here let me!"

He snatched the towel from your hand and started pressing it to your apron, pressing lower and lower until he was just above your...

"Jamie!" you snapped, yanking the towel out of his hand. "It's fine, okay, just drop it."

He continued to stand awkwardly to the side while you finished cleaning the mess he'd made. Funny innit.

"Do you need something?" You started pour new cups of water as you tried very very hard not to look at him.

"(Y/N)... I-" he twisted the ends of his hoodies strings are he figured out what he was trying to say. It made you pause. That was what old Jamie had done. Sweet thing, nervous to speak, to mess up, to be made a fool of. "There's a lot I want to say but I'll start with I'm sorry."

You paused, bringing your hands down to rest on the counter.

"I was dead shitty to you," he continued. "You didn't deserve that and I'm trying to be accountable."

Accountable. That was a new word for Jamie to be using.

"You, uh... you look dead fit."

That caught you off guard and you couldn't help but laugh as you finally looked over at Jamie.

"I look fit?" You echoed in disbelief.

"Yeah! Swear down, you do!" Jamie tried a smile but it faded after a second. "I thought you'd be playing in the Women's league."

You shook your head, you laugh dying down. "Yeah, no. I fucked my leg. Not long after you fucked off to City. Not like you'd know."

Jamie winced and cursed to himself. "Fuck, I'm sorry, I really am. Should've been there for you. But listen, listen, I've changed yeah? I'm better, swear down, I promise I am."

You raised an eyebrow at him.

"And if I had to do it again, I would, all of it," he continued. "I was mad shitty before and a lot has happened, a lot has gone wrong but I made it through and I'm a better person. For you... I'm a better person for you."

You bit your lip. You knew what he wanted from you. To start over and try again and you wanted that too. You felt your heart reaching for his but you couldn't let your guard down. He could hurt you so easily.

"I know, I don't expect you to just agree right away but if you give me a chance, I promise I'll make it up to you," Jamie looked at you with big pleading eyes. You looked between them. God, he looked like a wet dog.

Fuck, you couldn't believe you were doing this.

You pulled out your notepad and scribbled down your number. You pushed it into his chest, holding it there.

"Here's my number, call me, we'll be friends," you shook your head. "Friends, Jamie."

Jamie brought his hands to over your over his chest, and goddamn it felt good to have him touch you again.

"Friends, yeah, mint," his lip turned up in a lazy half smile, his thumb rubbing over your hand. It wasn't even on purpose, your bodies just knew each other.

Against yourself, you tugged your hand away. "Now I have to work? Go back to... fucking Roy Kent? Fucking hell, Jamie."

He raised an eyebrow and looked over to where Roy was sitting at their table, very obviously watching them.

"We have a lot to catch up on," he told you.

You agreed. "We certainly do."

[eagna-eilis]

Lestat Watches Star Wars

Louis, viens t'asseoir dans la chambre television! Daniel has informed me that I must watch these masterpieces of the modern cinema... called Les Guerres D'Etoilles... you see this little boy, hm? i believe he will grow up to be most maniacal! MON DIEU regarde the red hornéd one as he twirls his rapier of fire! Louis, what is this, 'ow you say, 'podracing'? Is this a new mortal diversion? I should like to try it!

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Mon cher, I do not understand why you are not paying attention - is the beauty of Monsieur McGregor not enough to draw your eye? Is he not your type, so blonde and charmant ...I neither understand nor trust these bourgeois politiciens d'espace at all... Oh, Louuuuuuuiiiisss regarde the beautiful dresses worn by Mademoiselle Padmé, she is trés elegante! Louis, what is a 'clone'? ...PUTAIN DE MERDE the heroic boy has slain tout les Raiders Tuskens! Les hommes, les dames, ET LES ENFANTS! Louis, I do not think that Mademoiselle Padmé should marry this brute, he is 'bad news' as the mortals say... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW HOW SHE FEELS?! PUT DOWN THE PROUST AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

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Ah, Louis, I can feel myself becoming attached to Monsieur Williams' belle musique. C'est most expressive, non? I feel for Petit Ani, he suffers at the thought of his beloved dying. Ah, would that he could bestow upon her the Dark Gift! ...LOUIS THEY HAVE OPERA IN THE GALAXIE LOINISSIMENT! ...oh SACRE BLEU Petit Ani has been flambéed! I can, 'ow you say, hardcore relate? Ah, so you are listening to me! What do you mean that if I was in space I would be a Sith Lord? that is most unkind, cher, most unkind indeed! Hmph!

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C'est le temp pour le quatrieme! Un Espoir Nouveau! ahahaha Louis we should get an amusing little talking robot, non, come Le Err-doux-dee-doux et Le Cee-trois-pay-zero! oh mon cœur regarde the sunset, but double! How I understand Luc Marche-Etoilles, he longs to leave his sandy Auvergne for the bright lights of Tosche Station! Louis, what is a power converter? Louis, why do they fight poorly with their rapiers of fire when not three films ago they were wielding them with preternatural grace? ...Louis why did the furry one not receive an accolade from La Princesse?

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Oh, Louuuuuiiiisss regarde the handsome Monsieur Solo in his coat d'hiver! He is such a dashing rogue! He loves to be told how bad he is! Il est trés sexy. Oh, Louis, don't pout with la jalousie. ...ugh, Lou, may we please do the fast-forward? I do not like this business in the swamp, and I think you know why. No, I don't know how to work the controller-remote - you must do it. PUTAIN SACRÉ THE EVIL BEAST IS THE FATHER OF BRAVE LUC! ...what do you mean we knew that already? We did not! I am shocked, Louis, SHOCKED I tell you... Why are you laughing at me? Oh, nevermind, I do so love to hear your laugh.

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Louis, doesn't Monsieur Le Hutt remind you of Alderman Fenwick? Bahahaha, yes, Princesse! Strangle him! Oh, what a lark! ...Louis why do L'Empire continue to create these Etoilles de Morts when clearly they are no match for the magical powers of Luc, especially now that he is aided in confidence by wearing the most beguiling boots from Madame Chanel's fine atelier? ...Mon cher we could not trust you amongst those petits Chewbaccas, I fear you would eat them! ...sniff... sniffle... no Louis I'm not crying, there's just blood leaking from my eyes... just... I'm glad that Ani and Luc reunited... sniffle...

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Louis, I do not understand what you mean. How can a mouse grab cash? Its petit souris paws could not hold more than a few centimes! ...hush now, mon chou, it is beginning ...Louis the delectable pilot and the beautiful ex-infantryman, they are supposedly 'just friends'. Mais ce n'est pas vrai, unless they are 'just friends' the same way you and I are 'just friends'! ...NON! NON NON NON! The beautiful Monsieur Solo has been slain by the fiery claymore of his own progeny! Que triste! Que Shakespearean! Though I for one wouldn't mind being impaled by Jeune Solo's claymore if you catch my... OW LOUIS DO NOT ELBOW ME IN THE RIBS! ARRÊT!

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Loooooouuuuuuiiiiiiissssss, viennnnnnnnn, it is time for Les Derniers Jedi! OH MON DIEU Luke Skywalker, he is a hermit! Dedicated to his dying faith! Did you know Armand was comme ça when we met? Lou, do you think the petit Jedi and Jeune Solo should be lovers? L'internet is most divided on this, 'ow you say, sheeeep. Very well, declare me problematique if you must! Would L'Internet sheep us, pense-tu? Ce qui sera notre Sheep Name? Je pense qu'il y a 'Loustat'.

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...Louis zis one has more inconsistencies du narrative than yours and Daniel's infernal book! Le Chancellor, 'e 'as returnéd. Somehow. SOMEHOW. Ou est my beloved Rose, une femme trés capable and courageouse? Putain de merde, zis is an abomination! Treasure hunt aprés treasure hunt! I cannot continue! I refuse! I will consult Notre Propre Archive for a superior conclusion! Bon nuit!

[crimsonv1]

'Second Time'

Tim LaFlour imagine <33

𝗧𝗪// 𝗣𝗮𝗶𝗻, 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗴𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀

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While walking down the concrete path at your school, a familiar looking face rolled up beside you on skates. A pierced one, very pierced.

Tim rolled beside you while you walking, as you turned to face him and smile. "Hey Tim-" you were careful of other people not to bump into him.

"ah, hey y/n where are you off tooo?" He smiled happily while asking the question,

"a class, that I have-" you pulled up your wrist to check a non existent watch, " 2 seconds to get to because it's all the way across campus. Tim laughed at your sarcasm. "Alright well, nice seeing youu Tim, and your 'Junkie', friend" You laughed as you walked off,

>>>

You knocked on an apartment door, a nice person soon opening it up. "Hey Darryl," You and Darryl exchanging a small 'secret' handshake. "Just dropping these off for Tim"

Darryl turned around "HEY TIM- Y/NS GOT YOUR POETRY BOOKS" Darryl looked at the books intently "Tell them to wait there!" Darryl looked at you, and walked off into somewhere in the living room. Tim came tushing out of what you guessed was the restroom to greet you.

"oh, hey y/n-!" He said almost out of breath, he grabbed the books from your hand and set them down on a table beside him.

"Hey, just wanted to give those to you- anyways I'm gonna go to the store, you want anything?" "Uh, actually I can just come" Tim said rushed

"alright then, you can come" you laughed a little while saying "your flys unzipped" (OMG that's so old 💀💀🙏) Tim's knuckles almost whitened on the magazine full of women he was holding as the aggressively threw it across the room.

"oh uh sorry, uh- hockey practice." His sweaty palms reached down to zip his pants back up. "Alright well let's go-" He followed after you closing the door.

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Holding some bags between your knuckles you both walked into the complex, Tim rushing to find his key somewhere in his pockets

"you know it turns out that prince Albert wasn't a good idea" "I could've told you that idiot" you said laughing, "That's exactly what Darryl said-" he said soon lifting up his shirt and grabbing the key piercing laughing, your hands tightening more and more around the bags as you were getting tired

"you know, Darryl really is acting Wierd I don't think it's great For-" Getting tired of him trying to not drop the key you let down the bags and yanked the key from him walking off with the chain to unlock the door until you stopped in your tracks, turned around "OH MY GOD- SORR-" before you could finish to a surprised Tim, he let out a loud whimper before falling on his knees with a yell and a sigh "second fucking time" he let out the breath before collapsing.

"Shit." You sighed trying not to laugh your ass off at the sight, Tim , nearly fainted on the ground face on the ground raised up his hand "It's not funny-" he said in a wheeze of a breath. Darryl coming out of the room to the commotion, laughing hard "OH SHIT BAHAHAHA" he pointed.

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I'll be making a request board in a second <33

[snowball-doie]

does nct wish (my actual children fr) ever find out about the 127 polycule? i have a feeling if they do it would be on accident…

Lmao you know how Ryo and Doyoung ran into each other in the bathroom that one time and Ryo panicked and ran off?? Ok. I feel like this would be a consistent thing where the Wishies keep running into ilichil by accident and they don’t know what to do besides scurry away— But there’s this one time where ilichil has practice in one of the rooms on the 10th floor, and for whateverrrr reason the Wishies manager fucked up and told the boys to go to a specific room at a certain time for practice. Only. Ilichil is in there. And it’s supposed to be their break……. So they’re all lounging on the floor, drinking water, eating kimbap…. And wouldn’t you know it, when the unsuspecting Wishies walk in, they catch Mark and Yuta mid-makeout. They freeze. They ALWAYS run away, but the one time they can’t move a muscle is when they see their two hyungs just going at it… MANNNNN someone save them fr bahahaha

Side note, not about poly!ilichil: In my Johnny x manager!oc book, my oc’s best friend (who ends up with Mark) is assigned to go on tour with the Wishies, so she gets close with them— Lowkey by accident lmao. But they all think of her as a big older sister / mom of the group. They’re lowkey helpless. There’s this one chapter where Sakuya calls in the middle of the night cuz he accidentally burned ramen 😭 HOW DO YOU DO THAT 😭😭 AND WHY WAS HIS FIRST THOUGHT TO CALL HER??!!!! The Wishies also loveeeee Mark and the bestie’s cat. Sakuya finds excuses to visit their apartment so he can play with the cat, and that catches Mark off guard cuz the first time it happens while he’s home from tour he doesn’t know why Sakuya is there…. Is it to see him? Is everything okay? “I’m here to see Romeo” THIS DUDE WENT ACROSS THE CITY TO MARK LEE’S APARTMENT TO SEE A CAT!! Also I love this one scene where the bestie and Mark are hosting a birthday party in their apartment for my oc, and when Haechan shows up early to help set up, he goes: “Oh, by the way, did you guys lose a cat?” And Mark and the bestie just look over their shoulders to see their cat playing in his cat tree in the living room. “No?” Mark says. Haechan just grabs Sakuya by the hood of his jacket and pulls him into the apartment. “I found him outside, loitering.” “I was scared to come in!” “Well, now you’re in. Welcome.” BAHAHAHAA 💚💚

[mayisgoingnuts]

BAHAHAHA

Kevin keeps yelling for him to stop following him. And after a bit of back and forth, Streber yells angrily, "NO!" and then proceeds to manically laugh while still following him.

Kevin runs still, going down an alternative path as well. Streber taunts him, saying, "Cmon.. there's something you wanna talk about, isn't there?~". Kevin says no, and Streber yells back angrily, "LIAR!" and then laughs maniacally once more.

As Kevin continues to run away, Streber begins to speak in a somewhat calm but clearly frantic manner as he smiles. "Radford was so worried too.. before he moved away. But I didn't listen. I didn't do anything.. but this time I'll listen. This time I'll listen! You won't move away like he did.. you won't! Thats right.. you wont, you wont, you wont..."

Kevin then runs onto a farther path. And Streber continues speaking in a manic state, "I won't let anyone who's worried move away.. not again. Not again, not again, nOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN!" He practically screams this too like holy shit—how is no one hearing him? /lh

Streber then starts taunting Kevin, saying, "C'mon~.. c'mon.. let's just hang out, okay? Talk to me. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.. come help me dig out what I lost, okay? Then nothing will happen. Nothing.. NOTHING! Nothing will happen at all.."

Kevin then eventually becomes so exhausted to the point where he falls to the ground. Streber catches up with him, and smiles. He swings his shovel upwards, and looks down at Kevin. Kevin then asks in a frantic way if he was behind the vanishing of Radford, or if it was Ethan, or someone else.

Streber appears confused, and then says, "..Ohhhh, I don't think you understand. Let me make it simple, okay? It's the curse of the stars..".

Kevin, now even more frightened, listens as Streber begins to manically rant about the curse, and how he spoke to Eyes. And how he knows what Eyes wants. Streber then says in a menacing way, "I'm the only one who can help you, Kev~" while getting closer and closer.

Kevin, in a sudden act of fear, springs to his feet finally and shoves Streber away as he then darts into the distance. He listens as Streber laughs manically. He runs near the construction site, and then, being out of breath and completely exhausted—he collapses.

He then wakes up, but he isn't there still. He's in Strebers house now, with Streber looking at him as he lays down. Streber seems to be acting normal again though, and literally asks in a worried manner, "What the hell were you doing?!". Kevin is puzzled, for Streber should have remembered what happened. Streber frantically asks if he's okay, like he doesn't even remember what happened.

Ethan then comes in after Streber and Kevin converse, and Ethan is like "Geez.. you look riled up. What happened?". Streber tells Ethan that Kevin was running away frantically and then collapsed. Kevin tries to say what Streber did, but Ethan interrupts him.

After a bit, Streber and Ethan speak ominously about "The Doctor" and how she should be "arriving soon". Kevin asks what that means, but they just start laughing manically.

Then, like a switch, their cold sides are back. Streber suddenly grabs Kevin by the arms, and doesn't let him go. Ethan then pulls out a needle, and smiles. Ominously, he says, "Dont worry.. this'll all be over soon. It'll be just like with Richard, okay?". Ethan then proceeds to try and inject him, but then everything goes black.

The next thing Kevin knows, he's in the corner of his room and the light is out. But in the dark, he can see Ethans bloody corpse laying beside the window, and Strebers corpse laying on the carpet.

Frantically, Kevin panics. He realizes that he must have killed them, seeing that there is a bloody bat nearby. He then begins to write frantically on a note, confessing to what he did. And then afterwards, he escapes out of a window.

An hour later, John receives a call from Kevin, who sounds as if he's choking, and who also sounds panicked. John asks what's happening, and if he's okay, but the situation sounds so dangerous to the point where he tries to see if he can send officers to wherever he is.

Kevin says it's too late, saying that Eyes has finally gotten to him. And then, John hears Kevin choking on the other end of the phone, and hears him screaming in pain.

A few hours later, they find Kevin, with his throat clawed out, and him laying on a random path in the middle of nowhere.

And that is the end of the first timeline.

KEVIN NOOOOOOOOOO

KEVIN,,

[andvys]

omg im back!! this is super long so im sorry for taking up your whole inbox but if you can't already tell im a huge fan of dwoht!! honey anon ❤️

He watches you for a moment, eyes tracing the spots that aren’t hidden by the covers. His fingers itch as he stares at your soft skin. He notices the scar on your shoulder, the one that a bat left, the one that you ripped off of him, saving him from a wound it would have left on his abdomen if you hadn’t saved him – you took the scar that was meant for him. 

waittt that's so romantic 🤭

All that you do is turn around in your sleep, holding onto the sheets as you stay deeply asleep. 

oh she's me

What will you think when you wake up to an empty bed? 

knowing Andy it will probably be a prelude to angst, Steve... should've known it by now 😁

He puts on a pair of gray sweatpants and a black shirt, taking his time styling his hair while his mind is still all over the place. He puts on his favorite cologne, hoping that it will drive you crazy just the way your perfume drives him crazy. 

gray sweatpants?? pics or didn't happen

“You are not a stray, but you are a cat, girl,” Argyle says to you as he steps inside, patting Steve on the shoulder, “always got her claws out, right man?” 

i fucking love Argyle 😭 hongyle or argoney is our ship name now

“Maybe you’re the one who doesn’t know how to fuck.” You murmur, narrowing your eyes at him.

oooh that hurt him

He brings his hand forward, letting go of your head so he can cup your cheek, before you can even finish your sentence or react to his touch, he leans forward and smashes his lips against yours, finally kissing you with his eyes closed and his body now pressed against yours. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He could just slip inside of you with ease, you’re wet enough to take him but he still wants to stretch you open with his fingers first. 

oh okay ! good for them.... good for them.... 😭

“Like hell that was a one time thing,” he mumbles against your lips as he grabs your waist with both hands and picks you up without a struggle. 

YAAAAAY TELL HER

“Y-You came inside of me…” You mumble, dropping your arms to your sides. 

NOT THEM BEING SO IRRESPONSIBLE 😭😭

“I’m not on the pill, Steve!” You frown at him, pushing him away from you so you can brush past him. 

GIRL BYE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAVA

He didn’t put much thought into how awkward it would be to ask for a Plan B, but the moment he asked the old lady behind the counter, and she looked at him disapprovingly, he suddenly wished for the ground to swallow him WHOLE

NOT THE OLD LADY TOO AHAHAHAHA THIS IS SENDING ME

“You should go to church and pray, boy.”

GOODBYE 😭😭

“Well, we fucked.” 

this is so funny to me because of the chaos and awkwardness 😭 imagine fucking you lifelong nemesis almost getting pregnant with him 😭

“Well, there isn’t,” he shrugs, “I see whoever I want and you do… the same.” He almost chokes on his own words. 

NO STEVE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GET THE GIRL!!

How many girls have occupied this space before? 

:(( poor blondie

You shut out your negative thoughts, letting your curiosity in. You tiptoe across his room and stop in front of his bookshelf – that’s filled with more comics and movies than books. A polaroid camera sitting on the shelf, next to a fake plant. Of course, he got himself a fake plant. 

not his ugly ass grandpa straight man alpha room 😭

He cracks a smile at your words, eyes flashing with amusement, “didn’t know Eddie was my girlfriend.” 

BAHAHAHA BUT HE IS

Neither of you called. 

nooooo 😭

You could’ve called too, he even told you to, but for some reason, you thought that it was just another way to tease you, you heard the mocking tone in his voice, you saw the smirk he looked at you with. 

no girly don't let him use you !!!

“...Chandler…”

CHANDLER??? 😭😭😭😭 OF ALL NAMES FUCKING CHANDLER IM CRYING

But your eyes nearly bulge out of your skull and you almost choke on the sip you just took when Eddie’s eyes grow comically wide as he takes a look at Steve’s back. Your best friend’s jaw drops before a gasp falls from his lips. 

GOODBYE THIS WHOLE THING IS SO AMUSING TO ME 😭😭 i can see the drink squirting out of eddie's nose

“I know we haven’t talked much, but um… I was wondering– cause… I love Robin, seriously but– okay um…” she stutters, closing her eyes for a moment as she shakes her head before she opens her eyes again and looks back up, “I was gonna ask if you would like to go shopping with me?” 

OMG YES

Suddenly, Steve lunges forward, using the hand that just hid his eye to grab yours, he opens both eyes and greets you with a smirk before he pulls you into the water. 

omg they're cute when they're not idiots 😭

“I’m just saying, I’m not even speaking out of experience, dude,” Argyle slurs, holding his hands up in surrender, “I think you can’t have sex with just one person and be happy with it – how can you even know what’s good when you’ve only been with one person!?” 

thats literally such a man thing to say. we're OVER argyle

With a sigh, you lean back in your chair, and look at your best friend, “fine… eight.” 

GIRL EIGHT?? EIGHT WHERE?? SPILL

And, Steve… Oh, Steve is really not having the best time tonight. He knows exactly who you mean, Jacob Leeney. 

he sounds like a douchebag

No matter how fast his lips move against yours, he isn’t the one in control today, and he knows it, he can feel it… and to his surprise, he doesn’t mind it. 

YEAH you know your place boy

But just as he’s about to break the kiss to start begging for you to touch him, you roughly pull away and take a step back from him, leaving him without the warmth you just provided him with. 

SHOW HIM GIRL SHOW HIM

“You’re basically the older version of Max,” he grins, “you’re both stubborn and act all cold even though you’re the biggest softies at heart.” 

AAA that's so cute i love max

Jennifer Mitchell stands in front of Steve in all her glory, clad in a short sundress, her boobs are nearly on full display, her dark waves falling down her tanned back as she twirls the front strand around her finger, she glances back at you when the bell above the door goes off, her plump lips are the first thing you look at – god, you can’t even lie to yourself and think that she isn't gorgeous, because she is, you’re not blind. 

JENNIFER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

But you aren’t, you aren’t the only one, you aren’t the special one, you aren’t enough for him. 

oh i have an idea! kick steve in the balls 😁

He licks his lips as he eyes the top you’re wearing, low cut and stopping just below your belly button, showing off your cleavage and your soft skin. You replaced your skirt with shorts that are even shorter than what you wore before, but they look much more comfortable, soft and perfect to… sleep in. He can’t wait to rip them off of you and dive his face into your pussy.

OH! OKAY! 😁

“Mmm, can’t remember it that well,” he shrugs, sipping his beer, “so maybe I should refresh my memory a bit.”

shove that beer up his a-

“Did Jennifer do this to you, Steve?” You murmur against his skin as you press another soft kiss to his scar, “or did she just lay there, making you do all the work?” 

SHES SO POSSESSIVE ITS KINDA ICONIC

“Ah,” you nod as a smirk reappears on your lips, “that confirms that no one ever rode you before.”

omg you basically took his virginity 😁

“Steve is gay.” 

BAHAHAHAHAHA SHERLOCK HAS NOTHING ON YOU GIRL!!

Nancy has been nothing but kind and sweet to you, and you can’t help but feel guilt and regret growing inside of you for the way you once felt about her. 

she's actually the cutest ever

“You’re the prettiest girl at this party.” 

jacob is giving where the hell have you been loca

“You plan on fucking him tonight, Blondie?” He sneers, unable to hide the bitterness in his voice. 

GOODBYE i thought it was blondie talking to steve 😭

“New rule then, Blondie,” he mumbles, not stopping with the kisses on your neck, “we leave with each other when we are at the same place. So, meaning today it’s me.” 

ummm... just say you're exclusive you DUMBASS 😭

“Stevie, Stevie, Stevie!” 

AWWW CUTIES (says while ignoring this being screamed during rough sex)

“I know, baby, I know.” 

STOP THIS IS GENUINELY CUTE (and very hot i got butterflies)

“Well, did you think I’d let him steal you away from me…?” He asks, clearing his throat as he adds, “tonight?” 

go hit your head against the wall steve 😁

You turn around when your name is being called again, to find Jacob walking towards you. Oh. 

HAHAHA FUCK YOU JACOB (oh except she didn't 🤭)

“Get out.” He demands, not nicely. 

now blondie should do the thing they do in gta when they pull someone out of the car and steal it

“Would you prefer a wheelchair?” He laughs, not noticing the stunned look on your face, as you open and close your mouth a few times. “I’ll be right back, Blondie,” he shoots you a smile before he opens the door, letting light seep into the room from the bright hallway, he takes another glance at you over his shoulder before he steps out and makes his way into the bathroom. 

THE WHEELCHAIR MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD HAHAHA

You are so devastatingly beautiful.

and you're still not making a damn MOVE. men 😫

“Oh wait, you probably don’t want to get it wet again,” Steve mumbles, as he looks around the room, knowing that you left your hair clip here after your shower last night. He finds it on the counter and reaches for it. 

that's what she said

You crane your neck, looking at the plate before him, excitement flashes in your eyes, “I love waffles.”

I LOVE WAFFLES TOO

“I know you do,” he says, smiling. “What do you want with them, berries and syrup?” 

now steve needs to make me waffles too 😞

“Oh my god, Steve.” You hold your hand in front of your mouth after swallowing the first bite, looking at him in awe.

that's what she said

“That’s how you sounded last night,” he wiggles his eyebrows. 

OMG STOP THAT WAS MY JOKE

“You eat your waffles with nutella?” 

i haven't had nutella in years and now im so hungry

The sweetness of the waffle, the chocolate and the freshness of the berry, burst in your mouth, creating the perfect combination. Your eyes widen, and you sit back as you hold your hand in front of your mouth after releasing the fork from your lips. You moan at the taste and take your time savoring the flavors.

reading this at night wasn't the best idea i think . . .

“Last time I checked, I didn’t have a vagina. I think you know that fact pretty well.”  

you have a mental one 😁

“Oh?” You tilt your head, “and where’d you learn how to cook?” 

i read this as "where'd you learn how to cock"

“You’re italian?” 

HE'S ITALIAN LETS GOO!!!! STEVE GO MAKE ME A LASAGNE!!!!!!

“And my cooking skills,” he smiles, nodding. “I’m gonna knock you off your feet, the next time you stay over, I’ll cook you the best pasta you ever had.” 

I WOULD ACTUALLY PROPOSE RIGHT THERE

He stepped into an empty house after fighting against evil. 

this is so heartbreaking nooo 💔💔

He had no one to come home to. 

i can adopt you steve if you make pasta for me

“We don’t have to fuck, Blondie. You can let me eat your pussy though, it’ll help her recover.” 

is this a safe space to admit it's kinda hot when he refers to it as her lmao 😭

You pout as you turn around to face him, looking down at yourself, “wow, this is the real walk of shame.” 

FOR REAL I CAN PICTURE HER LIMPING IN HIS CLOTHES TO HIS CAR 😭

You reach for the seatbelt, buckling it in as you take a deep breath, though instead of exhaling again, you freeze and your eyes widen. The smell of sex still lingers deeply in the car. 

ew you both 😭

“Couldn’t you have taken five minutes to clean up a bit?” 

REMIND THE KIDS AND ROBIN TO NEVER. NEVER! SIT IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR.

“Good, I’m glad,” she nods, “we decided to do a barbecue instead of movie night, so I hope you’re hungry.” 

IM STARVING READING THIS CHAPTER. stevie do you wanna make me a burger

“Yeah, Argyle is attempting to make cocktails.”

i can think of something else involving argyle and coc—

He nods, scoffing slightly as he starts to take it out, letting his hair fall loose around his face, “well you see, I didn’t steal it, rather, I found it. Right–” He pauses as he walks over further into Steve’s room, turning away from the both of you, he slams the scrunchie on the dresser and turns back, the smile now missing, “--Here.”

BUSTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD

“Dating?” Steve scoffs, chuckling a little as he crosses his arms over his chest. “Fuck no, it’s just sex.”

FUCK NO? oh im gonna show you fuck no you little bitch

“It’s just sex, Munson,” he says, with an unsure tone in his voice, and a bitter taste on his tongue, that he swallows harshly. “Nothing more.” 

HIT HIM IN THE BALLS

You have no experience with babies at all, you have given her the bottle, you even changed her diaper, but your sister was around, and you didn’t spend the whole day alone with her. 

you're stronger than me girl cause i would not agree 😭

This is surely one of his dreams, he is convinced of it, why else would he wake up beside you, and a baby who looks like you?

NO ESCAPE FROM THIS ONE STEVE. but also imagine if you wake up after having sex with a girl to a sight of her holding a baby that looks like her 😭 i would have a heart attack

You look at him, as you pull your niece closer, holding her up, you press her against your chest, “can you believe that we made a baby overnight?” 

HAHAHA IM SAYINGGG

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

GOOODBYEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

“Oh fuck,” he mumbles before his eyes widen further at the curse word that just left his lips, “I shouldn’t have said that, shit– I mean, I’m sorry, please forget what I just said,” he rambles, as though she understood a single thing that he said. 

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANNOT SKEJOSBDIS

Realization replaces the look in your eyes – he is entering a baby fever trance, with your niece nonetheless. It makes your smile reappear, that’s how you feel too, every time you get to spend time with her. 

couldn't be me but good for you steve!!

“Just a little bit,” you slur, and raise your hand to show him as you furrow your brows and hold your thumb and pointer finger into an L shape, “so much.” 

GIRL 😭😭 if you do something embarrassing now i SWEAR

“Yeah, I think so too, honey,” he murmurs, the nickname rolling off his tongue easily, almost normal, “you don’t feel sick, do you?” 

HONEY MENTION I HEAR MY NAMEEE 😁

“Billy did,” you shrug. 

OH NOO

Your eyes crinkle as you beam at him, stealing his breath away with simple reactions like these. 

AND IN THE BLINK OF A CRINKLING EYE

Steve Harrington is down bad. 

NOW HE'S DOWN BAD CRYING IN THE GYM

“You’re feeling okay though, right?” He whispers as he slowly brings his hand up to the side of your face and he cups your cheek. 

and then she just vomits on him— im sorry

“But nothing could take me away from you, he’d just have to suck it up,” you whisper as you peck his lips again, shutting down the worries in his head. 

AAAAAAAAAA OKAY IT'S HAPPENING

And then, you finally pull him into a longer kiss. 

THEYRE KISSING THEYRE KISSING SNSJSHEOBEISJSIW

“Can I be with you tonight?”

THEYRE SO CUTE 🥹🥹

“You really think I’m that disgusting?” Steve asks, not bothering to hide the hurt in his voice. 

OOOH DRAMA TIME

“Eat at least half of that.” He commands and you just grumble something, cutely so, underneath your breath as you take a bite. He knew you probably didn’t eat anything at the fair, a possible reason for your drunkenness.

if she doesn't want it i can eat!!

He doesn’t notice that you had turned your head to look at him again, and a wolf whistle is heard in the room, making him turn to look at you. You have a cheeky smile on your face and he feels himself blushing slightly as he laughs, taking his pants off next, leaving him in boxers only. 

LMAOOO SHES SO FUNNY

“Can’t believe I fell for you, Blondie.”

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[crossover-enthusiast]

the mars-possessed-tricking-evermore could totally be like a three times gag

first time the moods all serious, its heartbreaking n shit, even the audience is like "i mean... isss... that mars?" then mars attacks Evermore and garcia or someone grabs him last minute

second times its more comedic, and this time garcias like "...dude..." yknow, same thing happens Mars attacks him lmfao

third time it would be way quicker like, Gregors tryna exoricse Moloch and its like

"It burns... help me, Evermore, please,"

"well, ofc, why didn't you just say so-"

"EVERMORE."

"RIGHT, not Mars, not Mars, sorry! Continue!"

HUAEH silly...

BAHAHAHA

By the end of it Evermore's suit is all ripped and he has some scratches but hey! At least Mars is actually Mars now!

Meanwhile Mars is very confused as Evermore hugs him

[rookthorne]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘NOWHERE TO BE FOUND’?!?!?!

When you felt the bed dip under Bucky’s weight, you peeked up at him from under your blanket. “Hey–”

“Don’t,” Bucky held up his hand and kissed your forehead. “Don’t call me anything other than Bucky–my dick needs a break from you.” 

BAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

“Can you please put some clothes on–I can’t look at you right now.” Bucky playfully put his hand over his eyes, but the image of you in cheeky white panties and his red henley would forever be burned in his mind. 

such a WEAK BASTARD! 😝

Bucky turned around in the kitchen and appraised you. You were wearing jeans and a sweater, but you still looked too sexy, and the way you called him Mr. Barnes was doing something to him. 

HE IS SUCH A HORN DOG

You sighed frustratedly and sat back down across from him. “That’s not the point, Bucky. The dress was great, you loved it, I loved it–if you had shown up with a skinny white woman wearing it, they would have printed something way different.”

I wanna sock them all upside the head with a piece of rebar. fuckwits.

“I can’t have my face plastered all over the Internet, Bucky! People want me dead, and now all they have to do is go online and see where I am at all times!” 

…oh no

Bucky held you tighter, and when you had calmed down slightly, he spoke again. “What do you mean people want you dead?”

goddammit

“God, I love you.” You gripped his t-shirt and pulled him into a fierce kiss. “I like the idea of a movie day. Sweats and pizza and all day cuddles.” 

LITERALLY MY DREAM 😭😭😭

“Ask Sarah if we can stay with her for a bit? I want to bring Bucky home after Christmas.” 

YAY 🥹

“Bucky?” You called out, but when you received no answer you crawled out of the fort to look for him. 

You flicked the living room light on and noticed his jacket and shoes were gone. 

please I don’t WIKE THIS HAYLIE!

You chewed your cheek as you stared at your phone. After ten minutes with no response, you called him and got his voicemail. 

HAYLIE! NO

“Did you forget your key–Ozenik?” You blinked your eyes rapidly as if to clear your vision. 

👀👀👀

“Doll,” Bucky’s labored voice cut you off. “Don’t–it’s a trap.” 

NO

NO NO NO

NOOOOOO!

DON’T!

“Bucky can’t talk right now,” a familiar German voice crackled through the phone, and you froze in your tracks. “Hello, Daisy.” 

oh I’m gonna kill her WHERE IS MY FUCKING SHOVEL

“You killed my brother.”

WHAT

Sofie’s face broke into a delighted grin as she turned back to Hanna. “See, this is what you never got right. You never pay attention to me. Not like Stephan.” She turned back to you to kiss your cheeks. “You seem to be the daughter I always wanted.” 

“You listen here, you fucking cunt, I don’t know what whorehouse Stephan dragged you out of, but I’m on to you. You think you can just come in here and steal my brother? You think he actually gives a shit about you? You think any of this–” she waved her arms wildly around the massive kitchen, “is going to be yours one day?!” 

who does this fake ass bitch think she is? fucking seriously? she could cry and her face would fucking melt and fall off!

“What seems to be the problem, Schatz?” Stephan picked up a piece of cheese from the appetizer platter and leaned against the counter. 

the fact he’s so blaise is… unnerving.

You gripped the kitchen counter as hard as you could, trying to keep a clear head. But when you heard Bucky start screaming in the background, you lost it, grabbing the closest thing to you, the toaster, and throwing it at the wall. 

THROW IT AT HER HEAD, IT’LL MELT HER FACE!

“I know. That’s why I’m here.” 

ZEMO YOU CLEVER SHIT

You fumbled for your phone quickly dialing Yelena’s number, and as soon as she answered, you cut her off. “They took Bucky–I don’t have time to explain just–Yelena, listen!” You took a shaky breath. “I’m gonna send you the address, and you have to get in touch with Clint–I don’t know anyone else! Okay, fine, call whoever, I trust you. I don’t know what I’m up against here–thanks.” 

YES

GET EVERYONE

“I know. I’m done pulling my punches.”

fuck. yes.

Your Eyes Outshine The Town...Chapter 10

Bucky Barnes x Black Female Reader

18+ ONLY

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Summary: After you discover some bad press from the night of the musical, Bucky suggests an all day Christmas movie marathon to make you feel better. But when you wake up...he's nowhere to be found.

Warnings: Sexism, racism. Nothing else really.

4 Days Before Christmas

The next morning you woke up to the smell of bacon, eggs, pancakes, and coffee. Glad to be in your own bed now that Sam and Yelena were gone, you burrowed further under your blanket and hugged Bucky’s pillow to your chest, inhaling his familiar scent. 

When you felt the bed dip under Bucky’s weight, you peeked up at him from under your blanket. “Hey–”

“Don’t,” Bucky held up his hand and kissed your forehead. “Don’t call me anything other than Bucky–my dick needs a break from you.” 

You buried your face in his pillow as you shook with laughter. 

“I’m serious!” Bucky pulled the blanket down to give you his best ‘I mean business’ face. 

“Fine, Bucky.” You rolled your eyes but gave his nose a quick kiss. “Breakfast smells good,” you yawned and got out of bed to stretch. 

Bucky groaned, making you turn to face him again. 

“What now?” 

“Can you please put some clothes on–I can’t look at you right now.” Bucky playfully put his hand over his eyes, but the image of you in cheeky white panties and his red henley would forever be burned in his mind. 

“Oh my god, you’re ridiculous,” you laughed as you locked yourself in the bathroom. You yelled through the door, “you can open your eyes now!” 

“Thank god,” Bucky sighed. “Come eat when you’re decent.” 

**

“Is this appropriate enough for you, Mr. Barnes?” You posed in the bedroom doorway. 

Bucky turned around in the kitchen and appraised you. You were wearing jeans and a sweater, but you still looked too sexy, and the way you called him Mr. Barnes was doing something to him. 

“Oh, Jesus. You are the problem here, Buck, not me. Perv.” You teased as you kissed his cheek and took the plate he had made for you. 

“It’s not my fault that you look sexy all the time, and everything you do or say drives me absolutely insane.” 

“The feeling is mutual, babe.” You sat at the table and sipped your coffee. 

Bucky sat next to you, his plates piled with significantly more food than you had on yours. When you opened your phone and started scrolling, Bucky turned his attention to the tv. 

You ate in a comfortable silence for a bit until you scoffed at something on your phone. 

“What is it?” Bucky asked. 

“Look,” you showed him a news article about the opening of the Rogers musical. However, this particular article was less about the show and more about the famous attendees. 

“Doll, I told you not to look at this stuff….” Bucky sighed as he read the caption under the picture of the two of you. 

“They basically called me ghetto and said I was a slut,” you huffed as you took the phone back. 

“That’s not what it says. I loved the dress; who cares what some Internet person thought about it?” 

You groaned and stood up from the table. “This happens every time, Buck! You don’t get it.” 

Bucky frowned; you were really upset about this. He hated that you had to experience that part of his world, a part that he loathed more than anyone. 

“I’m sorry, doll. I shouldn’t have made you wear the dress.” 

You sighed frustratedly and sat back down across from him. “That’s not the point, Bucky. The dress was great, you loved it, I loved it–if you had shown up with a skinny white woman wearing it, they would have printed something way different.”

Bucky furrowed his brows. “What do you mean?” 

You grabbed his hands, trying to remain patient. “Bucky, my body–there’s a lot about it that some people don’t find–acceptable. Especially for someone who looks like you….” You paused, waiting to see if he was catching on. 

“You mean, they print these things about you because–because you’re black?” 

You nodded, gripping his hands harder. “You don’t see it; when we walk around–people sometimes stare, not because of you necessarily but because I’m with you.” Your shoulders slumped slightly. “I don’t mind it, I’m used to it–truly it doesn’t bother me. But, this–printed for everyone to see and judge and–”

Bucky moved to pick you up out of your chair as you started crying. “I’m so sorry.” Bucky kissed your temple as he carried you to the living room chair and held you against his chest. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know. I wish I could do something–can I?” 

You shook your head and wiped your tears. “It just pisses me off–makes me feel like shit. And we were so careful not to get our picture taken last night, and people just don’t care–like we’re not real people to them. And–” you were starting to hyperventilate now. “I can’t have my face plastered all over the Internet, Bucky! People want me dead, and now all they have to do is go online and see where I am at all times!” 

“Woah, take a breath, doll. I got you.” Bucky held you tighter, and when you had calmed down slightly, he spoke again. “What do you mean people want you dead?”

You hid your face in his neck. 

Shit. 

“Just–um, the Power Broker, I assume.”

“I’m not going to let anything happen to you. Let me make you feel better, yeah?” Bucky rubbed the small of your back. 

You nodded. 

“You know, I think you’re the most gorgeous, strongest, in general, most perfect person in existence.” 

You chuckled, “I know, Buck. You make me feel beautiful and special every day.” 

“Because you need to know.” Bucky kissed you. “What do you want to do, love? Do you want a bath? Do you want to have a movie day? I could order your favorite foods...we could go out of town, take a day trip and just explore?” 

“God, I love you.” You gripped his t-shirt and pulled him into a fierce kiss. “I like the idea of a movie day. Sweats and pizza and all day cuddles.” 

“Sounds perfect,” Bucky said as he kissed you again. “You know what we should do? We should build a fort and watch movies out here.” 

You sat back and looked at him like he was crazy. “How old are you again?” 

“Come on, it’ll be fun.” Bucky pulled you back to his lips so he could plant kisses along your jaw. 

“Okay,” you smiled, already feeling so much better. “I’m in. You move the furniture, and I’ll go grab all the blankets and pillows I can find.” 

Bucky grinned and kissed you again. “Get to work,” he joked as he smacked your ass playfully. 

“Hey, don’t start doing shit like that if you’re trying to take a sex break,” you teased as you went to the bedroom. 

“Yeah, we’ll see how long that lasts.” Bucky watched you walk away, licking his lips at the sway of your hips. 

“Get to work, Barnes! I can feel you staring!” 

Bucky laughed as he got up and moved the furniture around the living room. You and Bucky maneuvered Bucky’s mattress out of his room and onto the living room floor. You then created a cozy fort out of blankets and pillows. Bucky grabbed plenty of snacks as you started the first movie, Home Alone.

**

A few movies into the marathon, after arguing about whether Mean Girls was indeed a Christmas movie, and after eating a whole pizza, Bucky fell asleep with your fingers running through his hair. 

You looked over at him, his pink lips slightly parted as he slept peacefully. Your heart was so full, you thought it might burst, and you were crying again–this time from happiness. You had never loved someone as deeply as you loved Bucky. You could do the craziest shit together and then have such tender moments. You trusted him with your body and soul, and as you gazed at him now, you knew there would never be anyone else. He was it for you, your soulmate, if you believed in that kind of thing. 

You sniffled and tried to stop crying so you wouldn’t wake him up. You grabbed your phone and opened a message to Sam. 

“Ask Sarah if we can stay with her for a bit? I want to bring Bucky home after Christmas.” 

Sam’s response was almost immediate. “YES!!” 

You rolled your eyes as you typed. “Actually ask her, Sam. I don’t want to show up uninvited!” 

“Okay, okay. I’ll have her call you. But you know she’ll say yes.” 

You smiled and locked your phone, already picturing Bucky lounging on Sarah’s back porch with a glass of iced tea. 

**

The apartment was dark when you woke up alone in the living room fort. You had passed out at some point during It’s A Wonderful Life ; the credits were still rolling on TV. 

“Bucky?” You called out, but when you received no answer you crawled out of the fort to look for him. 

You flicked the living room light on and noticed his jacket and shoes were gone. 

He must have gone to pick up dinner. 

A note on the kitchen counter confirmed your suspicions; he was going to your favorite Indian spot. Your stomach growled, and you grabbed your phone to shoot him a text. “Are you almost home? So hungry!” 

You frowned when you received no response. 

Maybe he’s on the subway–it is pretty cold. 

You chewed your cheek as you stared at your phone. After ten minutes with no response, you called him and got his voicemail. 

Okay, calm down. There’s no reason to panic. 

A knock at the door made you breathe a sigh of relief. 

“Did you forget your key–Ozenik?” You blinked your eyes rapidly as if to clear your vision. 

“May I come in?” 

“Wha–what are you doing here?” You stepped aside and let the old man in. 

Before he could answer, your phone rang, Bucky’s smiling face on the screen. 

“Oh, thank god, just a second, please have a seat.” You motioned for Ozenik to make himself at home as you answered Bucky’s call. 

“Hey, are you okay? Where–” 

“Doll,” Bucky’s labored voice cut you off. “Don’t–it’s a trap.” 

“What? Buck–Bucky, tell me where you are!” 

The last thing you heard was Bucky grunting before a woman’s voice came through the phone. 

“Bucky can’t talk right now,” a familiar German voice crackled through the phone, and you froze in your tracks. “Hello, Daisy.” 

You hadn’t been called by that alias in years…not since Stephan. “Hanna?”

“You killed my brother.”

**

You stood over the kitchen sink, taking slow deep breaths. You were trying to convince yourself not to punch Stephan’s obnoxious sister, Hanna, right in the mouth. You and Stephan were supposed to be celebrating his mother’s 70th birthday, but Hanna seemed determined to ruin the party for everyone. 

“Can I get you anything?” Manfred, Stephan’s butler, asked gently. 

“How about vodka and a bottle of happy pills?” You smiled and pulled yourself together just as Hanna and Sofie walked into the kitchen. 

“Oh, there you are, dear,” Sofie, Stephan’s mother, had already taken a strong liking to you and started fussing over you, fixing a few out of place hairs. 

“Sorry, I just needed some air.” You smiled politely, catching Hanna’s envious gaze. 

“Mother, why don’t you go back to the dining room? I think the cake will be out soon.” 

“Actually–there’s no cake,” you looked back at Sofie hesitantly. 

“No cake?! You throw my mother a birthday party, and there’s no cake?!” 

“Shush!” Sofie reprimanded Hanna and took your hand. 

“I’m sorry, I just noticed that you really liked the pastries I had last time you were here and thought you would enjoy that instead.” 

Sofie’s face broke into a delighted grin as she turned back to Hanna. “See, this is what you never got right. You never pay attention to me. Not like Stephan.” She turned back to you to kiss your cheeks. “You seem to be the daughter I always wanted.” 

You stood frozen, locked in an angry stare with Hanna as Sofie made her way to the dining room. 

Hanna stalked toward you as soon as Sofie was gone. Her stringy blonde hair was professionally blown out for the occasion. Her face was tight with botox. Her fake puffy lips painted a light shade of pink and still not as enticing as your bare ones. 

“You listen here, you fucking cunt, I don’t know what whorehouse Stephan dragged you out of, but I’m on to you. You think you can just come in here and steal my brother? You think he actually gives a shit about you? You think any of this–” she waved her arms wildly around the massive kitchen, “is going to be yours one day?!” 

Your fists were balled up so tightly you felt a trickle of blood run down your palm. 

“No, he’s not gonna marry you–when he’s done having his fun, he’ll find someone else and someone else, and you’ll be nothing. My mother won’t even remember your name in a few weeks.” 

You took a deep breath before deciding that you didn’t give a fuck anymore. Before Hanna could get another word out, you had her pinned down, her face pressing into the marble countertop next to the blender. 

“Don’t make a sound,” you whispered in her ear as you pulled a small knife from under your dress and ran it across Hanna’s neck. “You make any noise, and I swear I will cut every piece of plastic out of you.” 

“I knew it; I knew something was wrong with you,” Hanna huffed, fighting against the hold you had on her wrists. “Fucking crazy bitch–Stephan!” 

You rolled your eyes as Hanna continued screaming, but her calls went unanswered. You shushed her. “Here, let me try.” You cleared your throat before calmly calling Stephan’s name. 

He waltzed into the kitchen, pausing only briefly when he saw what was going on. 

“What seems to be the problem, Schatz?” Stephan picked up a piece of cheese from the appetizer platter and leaned against the counter. 

“Why don’t you ask her?” You let Hanna go and hopped up onto the counter next to Stephan. 

Stephan wrapped his arm around your waist tightly and raised his eyebrows, waiting for Hanna to speak. 

She looked between the two of you, her cheeks puffing with anger, and Stephan knew he’d be getting a lecture later. But for now, Hanna settled for knocking the cheese platter to the ground and storming out of the party.”  

**

“What–I didn’t kill Stephan. Hanna, just listen–”

“Shut up! It’s your fault he’s dead!” Hanna paused to steady her voice. “Now, you’re going to pay with your life or Bucky’s. I really don’t care anymore.” 

“Don’t touch him,” you growled. “Let him go, and I’m yours.”

“Aww, see, that just makes me want to hurt him more.” 

You gripped the kitchen counter as hard as you could, trying to keep a clear head. But when you heard Bucky start screaming in the background, you lost it, grabbing the closest thing to you, the toaster, and throwing it at the wall. 

“Fucking bitch, I’m going to kill you,” you muttered more to yourself than to Hanna as you pulled the largest knife you had out of the knife block on the counter. 

“That sounds more like the Daisy, I remember. The one my brother loved.” 

You angrily scrawled the address Hanna gave you onto a napkin and stalked toward the front door. 

Ozenik cleared his throat from the dining table. “Miss?” 

“Shit, I’m sorry, I have to go–Bucky’s in trouble, I can’t–” 

“I know. That’s why I’m here.” 

You turned to him, “what?” 

Ozenik stood up from the table. “Helmut asked me to keep an eye on you. It sounds like you need some help. Yes?” 

You nodded; of course, Helmut hadn’t let it go. 

“Surely you have more weapons than a kitchen knife.” 

You looked down at the large butcher knife in your hand and then back at Ozenik. 

“I don’t need anything other than this.”

Very well,” he shrugged, clearly used to these dramatics, “I have a car waiting.” 

**

You nervously chewed on your cheek as you sat in Ozenik’s car. You tried not to think about how Bucky had been taken or what they could possibly be doing to him that he hadn’t been able to fight back. They must have been watching you closer than you thought; they waited until Yelena and Sam were out of the state to make their move. 

You fumbled for your phone quickly dialing Yelena’s number, and as soon as she answered, you cut her off. “They took Bucky–I don’t have time to explain just–Yelena, listen!” You took a shaky breath. “I’m gonna send you the address, and you have to get in touch with Clint–I don’t know anyone else! Okay, fine, call whoever, I trust you. I don’t know what I’m up against here–thanks.” 

You hung up the phone and tapped your fingers on the console impatiently. 

“He’s going to be okay–I’ve seen you in action.” Ozenik tried to calm you down, but all you felt was an overwhelming roiling, burning anger in your veins. 

“I know. I’m done pulling my punches.”

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[ticklygiggles]

Hm, theeeeen how abt something from Haikyuu!! with ler!Yamaguchi and lee!Kuroo

@wertzunge Max! thank you for your request! I hope you enjoy this~ and I hope they're not too ooc djdkfk, also sorry for the wait!

"Hey, Yamaguchi-kun!"

Yamaguchi felt a single finger sliding down his spine and he jumped. The culprit snickered behind him and he turned to find Kuroo grinning maliciously at him.

"K-Kuroo-san? Erm, what can I do for you?" He asked, feeling a bit nervous around the Nekoma captain, especially when he was wearing that big smirk.

"I just heard from your teammate that you are, I quote, 'exceptionally ticklish'," Kuroo said calmly, point at some spot behind his back.

Yamaguchi looked behind Kuroo just in time to see Hinata quickly hiding behind a very busy Daichi. Yamaguchi sighed. He wasn't sure how did they end up talking about that, but he knew there was no stopping Kuroo when he was determined... He sighed again.

"So, is it true?"

Yamaguchi felt his cheeks heating up as he shrugged, "I guess you could say... I'm just ticklish, not exceptionally."

Kuroo chuckled and before Yamaguchi could stop him, he had Kuroo's hands latching to his lower sides. Yamaguchi clenched his teeth and shut his eyes tightly, but to his surprise, he didn't feel that funny sensation when Kuroo squeezed him.

"Um, why aren't you laughing?" Kuroo arched an eyebrow, squeezing again.

Yamaguchi blinked a couple of times, "I... think I'm not ticklish there?" He wondered, frowning when Kuroo squeezed him again and, instead of feeling ticklish, it actually hurt a bit.

Had he blocked his ticklishness or was Kuroo just so unlucky that he had found the exact spot where Yamaguchi wasn't ticklish? He didn't know, but if he wanted to pull himself out of this situation, Yamaguchi had to do something quickly.

"Ack! Wait, stahahap!" Kuroo giggled when Yamaguchi suddenly started tickling him in that same place.

Kuroo's hands immediately left Yamaguchi's sides to grab his hands, but Yamaguchi moved them higher and Kuroo squeaked when he felt the tickling on his lower ribs.

"Yahahamaguhuchi-kuhuhun!" He laughed, hugging his middle. "Stahahap!"

"I think you're the one who's 'exceptionally ticklish', Kuroo-san," Yamaguchi teased him, giggling to himself when Kuroo cackled at the tickling on his ribs.

"Stahahap! Thihihis is nohohot what I plahahaned!" Kuroo blushed, trying to dislodge Yamaguchi's hands from his body, but Yamaguchi easily followed him, his fingers relentless.

"Hmm, sometimes plans change, Kuroo-san!" Yamaguchi said, grinning and noticing the way Kuroo's laughter grew in pitch the higher he went on his ribcage. "Am I approaching your weak spot, Kuroo-san?"

Kuroo squeaked, shaking his head. "N-Nohoho! Nohohow stohohop, I wohohon't tihihickle you bahAHAHA! Not thehehere!"

Yamaguchi gasped when Kuroo's legs gave up, he fell on his knees and, of course, Yamaguchi followed him as his fingers wiggled under Kuroo's arms. The captain was in hysterics, his laughter echoing in the whole gym, making all heads turn to see what was the commotion about.

"Did I find your weak spot, Kuroo-san? Are you the most ticklish under your arms?" Yamaguchi was grinning widely.

"Stahahahap! I cahahan't, PLEHEHEASE-"

"Yamaguchi!"

"Hic! Daichi-san!" Yamaguchi gasped, quickly pulling his hands out from under Kuroo's arms and standing on his feet. "I'm- I'm sorry! Kuroo-san started it and I didn't-"

"Kuroo-san?" Daichi asked, his eyebrow twitching as he looked at a breathless Kuroo on the floor. "Would you mind explaining to me why are you harassing Yamaguchi?"

Kuroo growled and Yamaguchi took the chance to escape from the scene. At least that would keep Kuroo away from him for a while, right?

[mo2k]

𝐌𝐡𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝

Fandom : Boku no hero academia / My hero academia

Pairing : Bakugou, Todoroki, Midoriya x fem reader

Warnings : A little cursed words in Bakugou’s, super cute Todoroki, lots of stuttering in Midoriya’s, and grammar errors, sorry!

A/n : It’s winter and wooooo it’s so cold! My hands are legit glacial as I wrote this lmao — anyway, merry christmas! <3

— Bakugou

When he saw you shivered almost every time if not all the time a cool wind swept by, he immediately knows what are you feeling. Because of that, he grabbed your hand and quickly stuffed it in his snug pocket. He totally does not care about the icy sensation seeping into his own skin. Yup he’s fully aware that it’ll be harder to use his quirk, since sweats are the big essential in activating it. But who cares, anyway? You might not believe it, but Bakugou really does put you above anything. Your priority is always his no.1; so fuck all that shit, besides, the blonde highly doubts that this chill winter could make him weaker. Bahahaha don’t forget who he is, this is Bakugou, remember? “Your hands are literally freezing, what else ya think I’m gunna do dumbass!” He huffed out, sounding irritated, but you know that deep down he isn’t. It’s just his way of saying ‘Here, let me warm you up’. Bakugou’s actually sweet, he’s just too stubborn to admit it!

— Todoroki

One single complaint about how cold it is and the half red-white haired would pull you in close and hug you, while also bringing your arms to wrapped around himself underneath his warm coat. His cheeks are dusted pink when he shyly take a look at you, “Are you by any chance, feeling a bit warmer now?”. His voice is soft, and the embrace was so gentle. A jovial smile slowly tugged on your lips as you nodded. The sense of butterflies fluttered in your stomach can easily be acknowledged. Burying your face into his broad chest, you mumbled a small thank you. Todoroki mimicked your smile and chuckled to himself. A chaste kiss landed on your hair as he whispered, “Anything for you m’love, anything”

— Midoriya

“Y/n,” Izuku meekly called, “are you — are you cold?”. He seems tense, but the concern for you is much stronger. You shook your head lightly, saying that you’re fine. But it’s not enough to fully convinced him. Therefore he opted to took off his scarf and loosely coiled it around your neck. Mustering up all the courage he’s got, his hand found yours and gradually interlocked your fingers together. A smooth move for a gentleman you could say. “I- I- um- I- I know this wasn’t much b- but I hope you’ll somehow f- feel better” He stuttered out nervously. You stood there processing for a moment before it ended in a wholehearted laugh. At first Izuku was dead pale, thinking hard if he did anything wrong, but all those whooshed away as you kissed his cheek and begin to gently swing your intertwined hands back and forth. A smile blooms upon both your faces under the falling snow.

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[huggybug]

okay so i decided to try anyway hahaha. if someone else already sent you something and you think it’s better, PLEASE feel free to ignore this cuz-pfft BAHAHAHA. i apologize for this 😭

the house was loud, music blaring all around. you could feel it in your chest and your ears. the guys were throwing yet another after party that luke basically had to drag you out of the house to get you to come to. you’ve been dating for the last 6 months, and almost every weekend of those 6 months he would literally beg you to come to a party with him. usually on nights like tonight, you would come up with some excuse like “i have a lot of studying to do“, or “i have a headache”, but tonight was different. the boys lost this game but decided to throw a party anyways just because. you didn’t really want to come because you knew luke would be in a mood. but, you care about him and didn’t want to upset him anymore than he already was, so you agreed. you were already feeling a little fatigue from all the noise so, you decided it was best to get a cold drink to help with your head. you planned on getting your drink and finding luke, whom you had somehow lost within the first 20 minutes of arriving. ”don’t wanna be drinking that,” a voice said to you. you look up and see brendan leaning against the counter, smirking at you, lifting his solo cup to his mouth and taking a long drink. “you open the water you had grabbed and take a sip before asking,”why?” ”that’s not gonna do anything.” ”my head hurts.” he finished his drink and let out a breath, reaching for another cup and pouring god knows what into it. ”here,” he handed you the cup. ”but i dont want to drink,” you whine at him. he let out a chuckle and walked over to you. when he got close, a little too close for your liking, he brushed away the hair on your shoulder with the back of his hand, and placed it behind your ear. he leaned to your temple and whispered, ”it’s a party. have fun. enjoy yourself. stop being to tense.” you could smell the alcohol on his breath and you tried to fight back a smile, remembering your times with brendan during these parties. how fun and chaotic it would always be. if luke wasn’t by your side making you laugh and dance, it was brendan. other than luke, he was like your bestfriend from the team. he pulled away from you, taking your hand with the drink in it, and pushing it up to your mouth. “driiink.” ”brendan!” you slapped him in the chest. he just laughed, taking your free hands in his, ”c’mon. hughsey’s somewhere over here.” he lead you into the living room where some of the other guys on the team were standing. they noticed you and all came up to you giving hugs and a few fist bumps. ”the poor baby is pouting over there,” ethan said, pointing to the couch. you looked in the direction of eddy’s hand and saw your bf sitting on the end of the couch, arms crossed, head leaned back. ”shut up. i’m not pouting,” luke said to him, clearly doing the exact opposite of what he claimed to not be doing. you just smiled and made your way to sit next to him.you set your drink on the coffee table. ”hi, lukey,” you said wrapping both hands around his arm. ”hey,” he said without looking at you. “com on bro, we’re all disappointed. but you seem to be the only one making a huge deal out of it,” nolan said before taking a drink. luke didn’t say anything. he was madder than you thought. the song that was playing ended and a new one began. it was more upbeat than the last and the urge to get up and dance took over you. ”c’mon,” you pulled on his arm,”dance with me.” ”no.” ”why?” ”i dont feel like dancing.” you pouted. you heard a chuckle then felt someone grabbing your hand. ”here, ill dance with you. im cooler than him anyway.” you look up and see brendan reaching down for you with a goody smile on his face. he was so drunk. laughing, you got up and followed brendan into the large crowd of dancing drunk college students. you look back at luke and see him still sitting in the same position. you shrugged and continued walking. you were having fun with brendan. laughing, jumping, just having a good time. you didn’t even notice luke’s head pop up from the couch when he heard you scream brendan’s name when he picked you up and started spinning you.

other part coming shortly ☺️

jealous lukey >>>

[fluffymcu]

for a future romantic-y/n-Bucky tickle fic, could you potentially include a 'hide and seek' type scenario, where the reader is hiding from Bucky, and he's trying to find her whilst saying really flustering taunts 🥺 you're such a good writer 🥰

Tickling Bucky was a bad idea.

But how could you resist!? You were a very playful person and so was Bucky when no one was around.

So how could you resist to play around when the rest of the team was away on a mission and you and Bucky had the whoooole compound to yourself?

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“Hahahaha! Y/n dohohohont!” Bucky laughed, halfheartedly batting your hands away. You giggled along with him, reaching to scribble at his neck. “Hahahahah!”

“Does it tickle, Buck?” You teased, poking at his ribs. “How about this?” You laugh.

“Bahahaha! I swehehear if you don’t stohohop!” Bucky cackled, letting you have your fun for a bit longer. You giggled cheekily and targeted his sides which was a mistake.

Bucky isn’t tickling on his sides.

“Ha!” He cheered, quickly grabbing your wrists and pulling you to his chest. You shrieked and went crazy, violently convulsing until you managed to wriggle out of his grip. You ran out of the bedroom as quick as you could, Bucky jumping off the bed and running after you with a giggle.

You hid in a kitchen cabinet before he could see you and tried to steady your breaths. Thankfully the kitchen cabinets were unnecessarily huge. You hoped this was a good spot because it’s a pretty unpredictable place to hide in. Every time you hid in closets or behind things he always found you faster.

You heard his heavy footsteps past by the kitchen and into the other hallway until the faded away. You took in deep breaths to calm yourself. You had butterflies in your stomach because of how nervous you were. You never knew why but Hide and seek games always gave you a rush of nerves even though you knew nothing bad would ever happen to you.

It was a few minutes before you heard Bucky come back into the connected living room and kitchen. You stopped breathing and stated perfectly still.

“Y/nnnn, where are you??” You heard him sing. The butterflies grew stronger (I’m sorry but am I the only one who feels like I needa pass gas when I’m really nervous?💀)

You heard him go further into the hallway where the bedrooms were. You thought about leaving and finding another place to hide but you could just see yourself getting out right when Bucky looks that way and him snatching you up and getting his revenge. So you stated where you were. You heard him call out for you faintly in one of the bedrooms.

“Are you gonna come out?” You flinched at how close he suddenly sounded and hugged your knees. He was in the kitchen again. “Cause if I find you it’s gonna be a lot worse!” He sang. He opened the door to the pantry and closed it once he saw you weren’t there. “Come on, pretty girl, come out and face me...”

Heat rushed to your face as you got more and more nervous by the second. You heard him giggle to himself as he looked around the living room.

“Hmmm. I would check the gym but I can’t even get you to step foot in it if I tried,” he teased, making you drop your jaw and mentally flip him off. You heard him chuckle to himself at his joke and check the hall closets. “Damn, where did you go?” He hummed.

“Jarvis, where’s y/n?” Your heart stopped.

“I believe that defeats the purpose of the game Hide and Seek, Mr. Barnes.” Replied Jarvis. You silently sighed in relief.

“Oh, but... we’re not playing a game, J. She’s hiding from me because she doesn’t want to take her very important medicine and she’ll get sick if she doesn’t take it.” Bucky said, hoping that would do it.

“I am an AI, Mr. Barnes. Did you honestly think you could trick me? Y/n L/n is currently not on any medications.” You almost snorted at Jarvis’ sassiness.

“Damn it Jarvis just tell me where she is!” He laughed. “Or at least give me a big clue!”

“.... alright then. Somewhere in the kitchen.” Jarvis said.

“Crap!” You hissed, hearing Bucky get closer.

He was now standing in the middle of the kitchen wondering where you might be. “Baby girl, you gonna come out?” He called. Nothing. “Alright then, I guess-“ he paused, doing a double take at the crack between the cabinet doors. He saw the bright red color in between and remembered you were wearing red leggings. “Ahahah I see you!” He laughed loudly, pointing the cabinet and you burst out into giggles as he walked over and opened the cabinet. “Ohoho, you’re gonna get it now!” He sang, grabbing your lays and pulling you out of there.

“Nohoho!” You let out nervous giggles as he sat on your waist. You instinctively covered your torso with your arms and looked at him, biting your lip with a smile.

“You think that’s gonna stop me? Huh?” He chuckled, raising a teasing eyebrow at you. “You think I can’t just do this,” he grabbed your wrists easily and brought them to the sides of your head. “And this,” pinning your hands under his knees, “and this???” He teased, squeezing mercilessly up and down your sides, making you arch your back and laugh loudly. You kicked your legs in ticklish agony.

“NAHAHAT FAHAHAIR!” You cried, the feeling ten times worse now that you couldn’t even defend yourself.

“I think it’s very fair!” He shrugged, slipping his hands up to your armpits, laughing when your giggles turned into desperate screams. “Oh, does this tickle, y/n/n????” He teased, using your words against you from earlier. You realized what he was doing and laughed harder. “How about this? How about this, y/n/n, does this tickle?” He asked, digging his thumbs into your hips, and the rest of his fingers raising into the place right above your hipbones. It drove you crazy.

“AAAAAH! AH- STAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAHAHANT BREATHE!” You squealed, weakly pulling at your hands to be released. Bucky smirked and moved down a bit to free up more space on your thighs, letting you finally free your hands.

“Oh ok, should I get your thighs instead? Will that help you breathe better?” He asked, snickering when you threw your head back in breathless giggles, clutching your stomach from the cramps you had from laughing so much. He mischievously dug into your inner thighs making you whine in between your laughter.

“NOOOOHOHO BUCKY NOT THERE!!!” You cried, trying to cross your legs to shield yourself from the ticklish feeling.

“Then where, y/n? Your feet, or your ribs?” He asked. You instantly tensed up and hugged your ribs.

“Nowhere!” He immediately continued to take your inner thighs. “NAHAHAHA!! WAIT!” He stopped.

“Feet or ribs y/n? He asked again.

“Why ahahare you beheheing evihihil?” You giggled, laughing at his grin.

“Now answer, ok thighs it is.” He shrugged, reaching of your thighs again.

“NOHOHO RIHIHIHIBS!! RIHIHIBS!!” You cried before he got your thighs. “Rihihihibs oh my gohohod.”

He smiled triumphantly. “You want me to get your ribs instead?” You nodded out of breath. “What, your ribs are less ticklish than your feet? That’s why you rather me get your ribs?” You nodded again, not knowing what he had up his sleeve. “Okay.” There was a second of silence before you saw him reach for your feet and behind to scribble all around the arches. You shrieked in surprise and convulsed in the floor making Bucky cackle in amusement.

“BUHUHUCKY YOU JEHEHEHERK! EEEE!!” Bucky has having the time of his life, not giving your poor feet a break.

“And imma still get your ribs after this.” He smirked, snorting when he heard you gasp in betrayal.

“DOHOHOHONT!”

He did.

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I feel like this isn’t as good because I started off motivated and then we had to run an errand and when I came back I felt less inspired but hopefully it’s good enough lol 💙

[duckymcdoorknob]

The Fall of Red Riot

Warning! This is a tickle fic!

Ships: KiriBaku

The breakdown: Lee!Kirishima, Ler!Bakugo and Ler!Kaminari

Warnings: tickling, swearing, fluff overload

Prompt: The 1-A boys are hanging in the classroom during lunch and they’re stumped. They could not get Kirishima to spill his biggest secret: his crush. Bakugo rolls his eyes and volunteers his methods...

“There’s gotta be some way!” Kaminari whined.

“No way! I’m never telling any of you!” Kirishima barked in response.

“Tch, we’ll get it out of you at some point, shitty hair.” Bakugo noted coolly.

“OYE DON’T CALL ME THAT!” Kirishima yelled.

The boys groaned as they all ate their lunches. It was just them and Aizawa, who naturally was asleep, all alone in the classroom.

Kirishima was in a really fuckin’ bad place; he was being pestered by his friends. They all wanted to know who his secret crush was. Luckily, due to his quirk, the boy could withstand anything.

“There isn’t anything?” Midoriya questioned, “not even one thing?”

“Punch me, kick me, swirly, wet willie, draw on me, whatever you want. I’m not talkin’.” Kirishima answered bravely.

Bakugo let out a scoff as he rolled his eyes. “You’re all idiots”

“Well I don’t see you offering any ideas, Kacchan!” Deku grew defensive.

“Literally you’re all fucking stupid.” Bakugo was getting agitated; are they all really this dense?

Deku and Bakugo glared daggers at each other before Bakugo squeezed Deku’s sides.

The smaller boy yelped and leaped at least a foot in the air.

The blonde scoffed, rolled his eyes, then finally spoke up, “there’s your method. Try it out, I’m sure it’ll work.”

Kirishima, who had not been paying attention, turned toward Bakugo, “What method? What do you mean Bakubro?”

“Well now that you’ve got him wondering, I think that you should do the honors.” Kaminari chimed.

Deku grinned menacingly while Bakugo tackled Kirishima and straddled him.

“W-woah there! What gives, Bakugo?” Kirishima grew anxious, what the hell was this guy’s deal?

“Last chance to talk, shitty hair.” The blonde was smiling evilly, a side Kirishima had never seen before.

Red Riot sucked in a breath.

“Do your worst!” Kirishima cried preparing for inevitable pain, “what man can’t take a little pain?”

“Wh-Pain?” Deku asked with furrowed brows, “no-no! You got it all wrong. Kacchan is just going to exploit your body’s sensitivity is all.”

“Ohh!” Kirishima beamed. Then the realization struck, “oh”

Bakugo rolled his eyes. “Way to go shitty Deku, now he knows the plan!”

Nonetheless, the Katuski clawed his hand and started to lower it down to an already giggling Kirishima’s tummy.

The red haired boy used his summer camp training: act quick in heavy pressure situations.

The hero in training hardened his skin, adding an extra layer to his abdomen, causing Bakugo to groan.

“Seriously? Your shitty quirk!” Bakugo rolled his eyes, “well I can wait here all day. And when the girls come back, you get to say which one you like in front of her.”

“HAVE YOU NO MERCY?” Kirishima roared.

The sudden loud noise awoke Aizawa. He was not a happy camper when he was woken up, especially from a good nap like this.

“You know what Bakubro! I’ll be fine holding out! I can keep my skin hard as long as I wish!” Kirishima yelled cockily.

Oh this will be good.

Aizawa stood up and stealthily stood next to Midoriya. He put a finger to his lip and winked at the greenette.

“How can you interrogate me with no method? You really didn’t think this through Bakubro.” Kirishima was getting cockier by the minute, “can’t tickle someone with no soft skin!”

Aizawa grinned.

Midoriya clapped a hand over his mouth to keep from spoiling another surprise.

As Aizawa’s hair stood up in an instant, Kirishima’s rock hard abdomen disappeared into a soft, pudgy, tummy.

“YES!” Bakugo cried

“M-MISTER AIZAWA!” Kirishima whined.

“You’re the one who woke me up. Just thought I’d keep my quirk alert Incase if any villains attack.” Aizawa responded in a monotone.

Bakugo didn’t hesitate. He immediately started scribbling his fingers along Kirishima’s sides.

The red haired boy kept his composure, biting his lip hard enough to draw blood.

“Oh? Nothing’s working huh.” Bakugo lifted his attack, “I guess we’ll just have to stop then.”

“Man you really suck at th- EEP!” Kirishima squeaked as Bakugo raised his arm above his head and poked the hollow of his arm.

It all happened so fast, Kirishima couldn’t even attempt to hold in his laughter.

“waihihihihit. Bahahahahakuhuhuhgohohoho!” Kirishima’s bubbly giggles melted Midoriya’s heart. Normally, Red Riot would be rolling all over laughing, but the uniform definitely helped minimize the feeling.

“You ready for talk yet?” Bakugo asked with a cocked grin.

“Nehehehehehever! Ihihihihihihihi cahahahan lahahahahast!” Kirishima manages through his uncontrollable giggling.

“Midoriya I might need some eye drops. This could take a while.” Aizawa muttered.

Deku chuckled and grabbed drops from Aizawa’s desk.

“You’re getting boring shitty hair. I’ll find your death spot and you’ll never stand a chance.”

“Jokes on you! You can’t even access it!” Kirishima spoke without thinking.

“Oh? Why is that? Is it blocked by me or clothes?” Bakugo cooed as he started to untuck Kirishima’s uniform shirt.

“Waihihihihit Bakubrohohohoho!” Kirishima giggled uncontrollably before any contact was made with his hyper-ticklish skin.

“What happened to being unbreakable? Where’s the great Red Riot now?” Bakugo teased as he prepares an assault, “I wonder if you share your worst spot with the shitty Deku.”

Deku yelped with wide eyes as attention turned to him. He could kill Kacchan.

“W-where’s his death spot?” Kirishima asked, followed by a gulp.

“Nowhere special. Just-“ Bakugo drilled his thumbs into Kirishima’s hips, “here.”

“BAHAHAHAHAHAKUHUHUHGOHOHOHOHO!” Kirishima cried out.

“Ohh maybe you do have the same death spot as Deku!” Bakugo teased confidently.

Kirishima’s bright belly laughter filled the room. All of the other boys gathered ‘round to see what was going down.

“Bakugo, you do know you just exposed Deku right?” Kaminari questioned with amusement.

“And I care because? I’m the only one who knows how to get him howling anyways.” Bakugo replied cockily.

A loud yelp was emitted from Deku’s side of the room after Aizawa took a squeeze at both of the boy’s hips.

“Well he’s not lying.” Aizawa said calmly.

“Come make yourself useful, Pikachu. Hold his arms up.” Bakugo commanded.

Kaminari obliged and soon Kirishima was under Bakugo’s mercy, meaning there would be none.

“Tell us Shitty Hair!” Bakugo spoke louder as he removed a hand from one of Red Riot’s hip, and added a scribbling hand to one of his underarms.

“NNGH- NEHEHEHEVEHEHEHEHER!” Kirishima cried.

The boys of class 1-A all shared the same look: fearful amusement. They now knew to never mess with Bakugo, especially after today.

Bakugo lifted his attack fully. “Alright Kirishima, you leave me no choice.”

Kirishima gulped nervously.

“Either you tell me your death spot, or I embarrass the hell out of you right now.” Bakugo said menacingly.

“Y-you. Fiend. You’ll get nothin’ outta me.” Kirishima barked in rebuttal.

“Suit yourself.” Bakugo said calmly, “Pikachu.”

Kaminari drew his attention to Bakugo. While this happened, Aizawa realized that Kirishima was too weak to use his quirk, so he retreated back to his sleeping bag.

“You might wanna sit on those arms, things are gonna get ugly.”

As Kaminari obliged, Bakugo began to pinch at the pudge right above Kirishima’s bikini line. This caused the hard-rock hero’s laughter to jump up an octave.

“Found it~” Bakugo purred in a low voice.

“BAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHAHAHAKUHUHUHUHUHUGOHOHOHOHOHO! MEHEHEHEHEHEHRCHYHEHEHEHE!” Kirishima tried to writhe from under the blonde’s evil clutches.

“Then tell us!” Bakugo demanded angrily.

“NOHOHOHOHOHO!” Kirishima whined in response.

“Then die.”

Bakugo’s evil smirk was all that Kirishima saw before his eyes squeezed shut and he was a screaming, blushing mess.

The blonde continued to squeeze the boy’s worst spot. But, he also demanded Kaminari to spider his fingers under Red Riot’s arms. And to top it all off, Bakugo started blowing fat raspberries on Kirishima’s abs.

Red Riot moved into quiet hysterics, unable to bear the tickly feeling.

“Maybe you should stop soon.” Tokoyami butted in, “He doesn’t look too good.”

“Shut up bird brain! He’s done when he confesses!” Bakugo barked back.

Kirishima was trying his best to get out of his friend’s clutches, he was even squeezing Kaminari’s butt with his free hands. But, It had no effect on the electric boy.

“BAHAHAHAKUGOHOHOHO, KAHAHAHAHAMINAHAHAHAHRIHIHIHI STAHAHAHAPPIT! Q-QUIHIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIHIT! I CAHAHAHAHANT TAHAHAHAHAKE IHIHIHIHT!” Kirishima squealed as tears leaked from his eyes.

“Last chance to tell us before we get you to exhaustion!” It was Kaminari’s turn to interrogate now.

“OKAY- OKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY IHIHIHIHILL TEHEHEHEHELL!” Kirishima cried.

The attack ceased, leaving Kirishima panting. After a few seconds of greedily gulping in air, Red Riot looked at his attackers, then his classmates. He had no dignity left, so why should he lie?

“It’s um... it’s...” shit. He needed to come up with a name quick, “it’s Mina.”

“You liar.” Kaminari said as he skittered his fingers once again.

“IHIHIHIM NOHOHOHOT LYIHIHIHIHING!” Kirishima cried.

“That’s enough Pikachu. He knows to tell us the truth.” Bakugo unstraddled Kirishima, Kaminari did the same. The blonde reached a hand out and helped Red Riot to his feet.

His classmates surrounded him in a circle, there was nowhere to run.

“Ah jeez. This is gonna be embarrassing.” Kirishima spoke softly.

“Just say it!” Kaminari commanded.

“It’s Ururaka!” Kirishima yelped.

“No! You’re still lying! I know when you lie because your quirk activates on only your hands!” Bakugo yelled.

“Mister Aizawa! The one time I needed you to erase my quirk!” Kirishima groaned bashfully.

“Just tell us dude we won’t judge you.” Kaminari said with a reassuring hand on Red Riot’s shoulder.

Kirishima looked at all of his classmates curious faces. What if they judged him? What if they didn’t want to be his friend anymore because of who he liked?

“W..well.. um...” Kirishima closed his eyes and sighed, “it’s.. its B-Bakugo.”

Bakugo’s eyes widened along with all the other boys.

“I.. I shouldn’t have said that...” Kirishima said before running out of the room.

“Kirishima! Stop!” Bakugo yelled.

The blonde went chasing after Red Riot, leaving the rest of the class dazed.

“What did I miss?” Aizawa asked with a yawn. He saw all of his confused students, “Jesus was it Mt. Lady or something?”

“N-no... Kacchan” Deku spoke quietly.

“Oh that was obvious.” Aizawa said with an amused breath of air. “Now I owe All-Might 200 Yen.”