#the way I cackled when I saw this

[strg1rlll]

nah😂

[milfygerard]

oh girl...we are not the same

[cannibal-king-brat]

No YOU slap MY titties

[chaotic-cheshire]

[hella-handsome]

Debugging the machine

[canisalbus]

About that one ask where Machete murders everyone. I'm in my fire phase at the moment and thought blue would look good in contrast to Machete's usual red :)

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[perfectthewayyouare]

hello why is no one talking about the fact that riverdale used the. same. bridge. as the other [redacted] cw show

its the same fucking bridge! THEE cw bridge of broken dreams and finale fame

[ladyzirkonia]

I'm sorry Mr. Dellamorte but is this a promise? 😂

[storge]

Xue Dingfei being the MVP

Story of Kunning Palace (2023)

[justsigma-bsd]

*he’s waiting in sigma’s closet to surprise him*

\ @never-gets-sick

*Sigma opens the closet after a while, planning to look for a lighter sweater. Absolutely clueless.*

[mawguai]

Our journey will continue forever

[amethystina]

So I'm rewatching Black Knight

As you do.

And I'm finally taking notice of certain details that I was too lazy to pause and figure out earlier. And, so far, I have learned that:

5-8 is at least 35 years old, maybe 36-37 depending on when the book his age was listed in was printed

5-8 is, according to the same book, 188 cm tall (he big boi)

Sa Wol is, according to Cheonmyeong's data on him during the deliveryman tournament, 178 cm tall

Now, none of that might stand out when listed like that, but, let me tell you, someone is definitely lying.

Because that is NOT just a 10 cm height difference x'D

Is 5-8 taller than stated? Or Sa Wol shorter? Or both?

Either way, I call bullshit.

Also, not even Sa Wol seems to know exactly how old he is — he gives his age as "unknown" when signing up for the delivery man tryouts — but context clues would suggest that he's somewhere between 20-25 years old. Which means that the age difference between him and 5-8 is probably between 10-15 years.

Which, hilariously, is more or less within the same span as all of the other Kdrama ships I've been writing for lately.

Once again, I apparently have a type.

But at least I'm consistent?

[the-cheapskateler-show]

HAH! So THAT must be what your brain looks like when you tune into my show!!

[morgana-ren]

You guys want to see one of the comments of all time about Baldur's Gate?

Guess where it's from.

It's on Gribbo's page. You know. Gribbo. That little nymph Gribbo. GRIBBO.

[crystallizsch]

please know that your posts and the changed blog header/bio is making me laugh in the best way possible

(screenshot for reference bc it's most likely going to change again soon)

GHSDLGHDLSJFDN THANK YOU??? im so happy to hear that anon 😭🙏 im glad me descending into madness is able to bring you joy <3

meanwhile i be feeling like this knowing this pumpkin stroker jamil is the guy i chose to be obsessed with

[thecounterfeit-redhead]

I feel kinda bad that I’ve been waiting all season for the show to reveal that Luke is the traitor so that everyone who hasn’t read the books can finally experience just a piece of the heartbreak Rick Riordan continues to put us through in his stories