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mellosdrawings · 2 months

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So... heat waves are fun (not)

(Bonus : Mama Jamil)

#i can handle the heat #but my skin is paler than a nun's butt #i can't go out under the sun without spontaneously combusting!#Jamil's rambling is made for laughs but he's actually right #don't go out at peak sunlight hours #if you really need to go out take an umbrella and cover your head!#especially if you have thin hair #always carry a water bottle with you #cooling pads are your friends if you can afford them #washing your hands; feet; and face helps lower your own temperature #dont hesitate to make a foot bath if you're at home #if you have fans you can put a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air #when I draw during a heat wave I have a foot bath and a humid towel on my shoulders #that's all for PSA!#mello's drawings #twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #jamil viper #kalim al asim #art #my art #heat wave

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twstgo · 1 month

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"corporate needs you to find the difference between these two photos"

"they're the same thing"

#twst #twst jp spoilers #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #floyd leech #at first I thought jamil was making a mean spirited joke but then I remembered that one comic from the anthology I think he's fr 😭#jamil viewing ppl by bad faith preconceptions and by how useful they are? water is wet #(his thought process continues to be the funniest ever though)#bibi draws

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crystallizsch · 4 months

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okay hi so listen hear me out

sea snake is a bit too obvious (and too boring)

so i made him based on some kind of lionfish??? (bc something something venomous marine animal) also with a LOT of creative liberties i made with how the fish looks like

let’s also give his fins some rips and tears here and there bc what are the implications of that??? that’s for you 🫵 to decide

anyways chat i lowkey dont know what i was doing

i had no other thoughts but haha funny snake man i turn into fish

#mmm the quality is so crunchy #also his ass is under there i swear #a friend pointed out where it was and i’m just hfjjdjdjd #[—✦-#-✧ my art #twst art #twst #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #merjam🐍#-✦—]#also hey hi tag readers #let's do something fun here #(if you don't like deep water/drowning(?) imagery please dont continue past this 💖)#“dont go near the ocean they say”#“for there are sirens that will compel you with their beauty and their seductive voices”#“however you find yourself being lured in by the sea with an enchanting sound”#“before you knew it you're underwater sinking deeper and deeper”#“despite the water filling your lungs you find yourself still conscious but not in control of yourself”#“as you gaze into a pair of enchanting charcoal eyes”#“this creature... it's a siren. and somehow you can hear its thoughts and commands”#“finally. you. you are the key”'#“the siren yearns to be free from the dreary depths”#“you're human aren't you?” “the siren wants to be human too” “the siren wants to be free”#“the siren tried to hide it but you can feel that it was desperate”#“you /will/ take it onto land”#“you /will/ let the siren be a part of that world... or else”#(idk what im on tbh but mer AU 😔😔😔😔)

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kabumisun · 5 months

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they think everythin a fuckign game

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hisui-dreamer · 8 months

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jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.

and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.

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it doesn't go too well.

indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.

jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-

flick!

ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??

"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs

you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking

his smile widens slightly.

"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"

he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.

"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"

oh. you don't think it is anymore.

but your heart sure is.

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qwakque · 11 months

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dooodlees

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canisalbus · 10 months

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To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?

Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.

#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche #he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure #his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint #I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing #do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity #but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do)#people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it #Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona #he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies #in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water #essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries #eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition #and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help #and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary #towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise #and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him #answered #anonymous #Machete #Vaschete lore #he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high #and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death

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the-silver-peahen-residence · 3 months

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"I need to see her! Please! I need to know she's okay!" Kafka yells with tears in his eyes, worried about his friend.

Both Kiyoshi and Miyuki blinks to hear this but looks at him. "You are always welcome to see her." Kiyoshi said but he moves to let Kafka in if he wanted to enter.

#IC #silver roses #ask answered #muse answered #curious peahen and peacock #kiyoshi saima #the water viper/the water goddess #anon

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rotepandasocken · 3 months

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Mornings like these

#digital art #fanart #valorant #procreate #valorant fanart #my art #valorant viper #valorant reyna #sabyna #they’re the blood in my veins #the air that I breathe #the water that I drink

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yetanotherexhaustedalchemist · 29 days

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I think it would be neat if Kalim’s UM water had confirmed healing abilities. When he made the oasis during book 4 and let everyone have a drink they all said it was refreshing yeah? Makes me think it has healing properties. Water magic is associated with healing. Also water washes away ink, it would be very OP if he could wash away blot.

(I’m a delusional Kalim stan that wants him to have cool abilities and get recognized for them 😔)

Ooh that would be cool! Kalim uses his UM to create a mirage in his Dorm vignette, so I wouldn't be surprised if Oasis Maker is one of those spells that seems really underwhelming at first, only to have a bunch of hidden uses. Like Paint the Roses.

I'm also now just imagining someone about to overblot (maybe Jamil or Vil) getting an impromptu shower courtesy of Kalim. I would love to see that.

Kalim just deserves more recognition in general, which is pretty ironic considering why Jamil resents him (or at least, thinks he resents him).

#kalim al asim #twisted wonderland #twst #twst thoughts #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #'Oasis maker!!' Dumps a bucket of water over you #We don't deserve kalim honestly

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jorgeburgos8 · 3 months

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A mysterious pokemon lives on the banks of the region's rivers. It may look beautiful and majestic at first, but don't let your guard down because in the blink of an eye this pokemon can inject you with a poison that will be your end.

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pandoa · 7 months

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leona talking in this chapter:

me who relates a little too hard as leona’s words get to me too:

#and some of yall water down leona’s character as an arrogant lazy bum bro is a wise individual #seeing these words in this chapter stung a bit too but i knew i had to hear it alongside jamil 😭#i need to frame this and stick it all over my walls to live by #twisted wonderland #twst #twst chapter 6 #jamil viper #leona kingscholar

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britishassistant · 2 years

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Yuu: Torture me all you want, I won’t tell you anything!

Snake Charmer: Oh I don’t want you to tell me anything. I want you to beg. I want you to whimper, I want you to sing. I don’t want you to talk. I want to hurt you, and I want to enjoy it.

Yuu: W-Well, it’s going to take a lot to get me there!

Snake Charmer: Oh I hope so. I can’t wait to hear you scream—

Water Boy: Hey boss?

Snake Charmer: Wh-what, I’m a little busy here!

Water Boy: Yeah, I just had a question.

Snake Charmer: Oh, for Seven’s sake—what is it, Water Boy?!

Water Boy: Yeah, the guys and I are all back here just wondering, uh.

Water Boy: When are you guys going to fuck?

Snake Charmer: what

Yuu: Yeah, what?!

Water Boy: Because I know this is a torture session and all, but it sounds like. Sounds like you guys are gonna bone or something.

Snake Charmer: THIS IS MY ARCHENEMY, WHAT THE FUCK—?!