#the virgin stalker in his unseasonal anorak versus the chad eliot in his warm winter jacket and woolly hat
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there was a creepy guy hanging around my coffee stall earlier waiting for me to finish my shift, but he was wearing an unseasonal jacket and so after 2 hours was obliged to either leave or catch hypothermia. moral of this story is don't fuck with a guy in thermals
#the virgin stalker in his unseasonal anorak versus the chad eliot in his warm winter jacket and woolly hat#be shh now
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