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you see it was my only literally ONLY job option to go kill children in the middle east. that was literally the only job position open to me. yes its the only existing job ever, and i was FORCED to take it. i couldnt be a waiter or a tour guide or a lighthouse keeper or anything else i simply had to go drop bombs on brown children abroad

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The gaffers getting carded will never not be funny to me

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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are people seriously forgetting that both messi and ronaldo would have unreal seasons with g/a and trophies ten times better than vini and one of them would win out on the ballon d’or yet nobody had meltdowns on this level 😭 get a fucking grip rodri deserves this

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Both RMA and Ancelotti won an award yesterday yet all I see are the player's posting about Vini Jr not getting the fucking golden bollock and RMA being "disrespected". I can't see that as anything else then entitlement, like who tf told you it was guaranteed for him??????

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vinicius jr not getting the ballon d’or is not a robbery. lewandowski not getting the ballon d’or in 2020 on the other hand…

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city and barca fans let’s all fuck to celebrate this monumental week

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Man that Balón D'Or never had Vini's name on it can footballers stfu

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Balón D'Or winner Declan Rice hahajsjjswjsjshsjsh

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C'mon even if you're a hater you have to admit we have a way sexier team

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Mo Salah served 💅thank fuk

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Liverpool need to start serving cunt cause this is shite

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Arteta and Salah both went to Turkiye but only Salah got the good surgeon 😭

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Iñaki you're formally invited to the carne asada 🙏

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Vini and Gavi were about to kiss fr

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Fue gol de Rapha o autogol de Lucas? 😭

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RAPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA