#the urods

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demo II (2020)

[rainbowgod666]

Welcome to the Multiverse

Colors sendable (the first image is from @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh while thesecond image is from @gaybichon), and also the @wynmu vibes thing. While the divider was made by @sister-lucifer (weird url ik but mines weirder soooo)

To all RPers: my very existence takes the narrative and uses it as toilet paper. The 4th wall is my onahole. You can use the askbox to talk to your blorbos.

To let you get started, here are some of my best posts. Remember that the Ourple ones are KINDA mandatory if you want ANY background on wtf is this blog.

List of my powers / Its the end of the world as you know it (and i did it on purpose) / an admin kicked me off the island lmao / Mental Health Time / That one time i traumadumped to mewo omori about my usual shit / PM Seymour has removed me from his internet. / You Absolute Buffoons / The Numeron Game / Well thats a thing that happened! / Out of touch: leap yeap / 🅱️usiness / Magnus did nothing wrong, except its steven universe / welcome to the internet, SCP edition / #HALLOLLAH# / AMERICA IS FASCIST HEAVEN BECAUSE FUNNY / Lost Childhoods / please save those poor gay americans / Free Disco Elysco / Bone to the bad / Priting Wrojects / the True Range of my abilities / the fuck's an apocalypse knight anyway? / @punkitt-is-here fucked Geronimo Stilton and i think its a good thing / Alex goes batshit insane and forces everyone to do as he says... again 🙄 / Screaming in a Pattern. / wizardposting: because powerscaling needed fuckign Zeno Dragonballsuper apparently / BEN 10 BUT LANCER? FUCK YEAH! / So i went batshit insane again / High Geology / fantasy settings on tumblr are really fucking cool actually / RIFLE. IS. FINE. BUT YOU FUCK UP DESIGN YOU UROD. / i technically claimed ownership of Dr. Bright and Betty from glitchtale do you seriously think im NOT gonna do that for homestuck? / XenasOuch / SCP-8000 contest, OR: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- / LEMMINO but like, 8 years ago / Hazbin Hotel: a necessary... something i guess. / the original joke was my brain yapping about predators sooo...

Below is who i am, and also the tags you can (and should) search for

Hi, name's Alex.

Born on the first ever day of 2005 and also having aspergers, i am a guy from italy trying to make it impossible for anyone to spend a day without knowing who i am. Also i literally trascend powerscaling so hard the only things that can even put a DENT on me are... decided by me. Welcome to the multiverse i guess.

DNI: people who support genocide, people who tolerate corporate bullshit, racists, and terfs.

The following list is ALL THE TAGS USED TO NAVIGATE THIS BLOG. Seriously. This masterpost is an explaiantion for the "portal hub" i placed in the search bar

Lore Post: sometimes the lore of the multiverse, sometimes my personal life.

Welcome to the multiverse: sometimes MASSIVE textpost telling everyone "oh yeah right, this dude has autism", usually me existing. tHE MAIN TAG.

Alex's Answering Machine: literally my asks

The magical workshop: turns out the wizards of tumblr are the reason the phrase "some of y'all have gotten too comfortable saying stuff without getting punched for it" exist. And its up to my autistic, protagonism-fueled low self-esteem high self-awareness ass to... fix shit up.

Belowstory: undertale but REALLY FUCKED UP: so basically frisk falls down and is greeted by a feminine voice that calls itself chara (it becomes slightly visible after getting out of the ruins) and like the good boi undertale character he is he proceeds to save the world. This entire thing exists because one time I was like "how fucked up OP can a sans be before its My Immortal levels of wtf?" And uh yeah here we are uuuuuuh sans greets you by pointing a .44 magnum at you so thank the head of the guards (papyrus) for saving you. Everyone here is broken and just wants A Fucking Break. Also you gain levels in pacifist because LOVE is Level Of VirtuE. Fuck you lmao

Undertale.exe: so I looked at Camilla Cuevas being an awful person. Then i looked at the beautiful anime that is @jakei95's underverse... then i smushed it all toghether to basically create the perfect AU. Frisk is a pansexual fuccboi that Has Game, Chara is THICC and powerful, Betty is built like a ballerina and is 1000 years old, and Asriel is a Streemur. All of them live in this house far away from the city thats literally a larger version of sans' house. All charachters can legally drink (prepare for Drunk Chara shenanigans where its Betty Glitchtale the drunk one instead) and the only one who (probably) isnt gay is Asriel (even though frisk covets the Dreemur Dong) (one day soldier, one day...). Many chatachters from many AUs sometimes come to visit cause, you know. Its a nice place.

Curseworld: massive writing project of mine which is just "adventure time shaped mass of autism". The world is cursed and fucked over, and everything is colorful. Its also part Owl House because fuck you the magic system is FUCKED here.

Internet friends: basically internet stereotype-shaped people. We have a furry thats normal, a reddit/discord mod that just wants to work in peace, and the protagonist is Just A Guy but a-ha! He has both an xbox an...d ps5 thus fucking over any CAD reference. The last sketch i made was a mr.monopoly shaped guy who really wants youngsters to actually AFFORD shit who is married to a very obvious reference to Meru the succubus. Also i 100% intend to put a gag about mr beast living in an ATM when he isnt making videos

Im looking respectfully: look. Back then tumblr was basically Rule 34 with twitter users. Now its way better at the cost of a fraction of their value. Have fun looking at attactive women!

TOH:NEXT GENERATION: not even @moringmark's comics are safe! Enjoy the adventures of ayzee commented by me... telling everyone that shes STRONG strong. Like holy shit girl inherited will much?

Warhammer 50k: listen. This is just me looking at games workshop and fucking emperors tts and going "fuck that. Heres mine". This is a project where my "shard" assegned to this universe basically copies the imperium because, and im not joking, "the emperor is kind of a baka, but then again tzeentch is a thing so...". Also btw TTS is canon as SHIT. Like fr its all canon. Yes even the shadowsun fling, let kitten rest.

Pluripotent Impotence: an scp canon of mine thats basically "the foundation is so cold and clinical they MASSIVELY misunderstood shit". 6140, 6500, 5500 and 7000 are canon. 2718 and 5000 are in the files but they basically might as well not exist. 3812 is living tech support. 166 is in her early 20s and 239 is 19 and they fuck nasty (theyre also childhood friends. Girl Love i guess~) because fuck you clef love wins especially yuri go snort telekill dust. 2317 loves humans and thins theyre cute and squishy and when its seventh child turned out to be fucking JoyBoy? Yeah get this: he DID condemn the fortune teller that was like "dude your sevent child is one of those prophecy children that are so in vogue these days" but also messed with fate so that her death ended up being the coolest and most inspiring shit ever because he was like "considering the average Evil King story, i might as well just... let this happen! Maybe i can convince my literal offspring to spare me!" And it fucking worked. Also a bunch of shit is canon. @i-am-dado looks like a Kpop star and is somft. Dr Jack bright is my character and mine alone and also elias shaw is there i guess. My OC bangs the first one of these 2 amulet boys on a regular basis and the second one occasionally, dont ask why is there a gay polycule when im straight, there are some things that escape my mind. I have been in SCP for a long time and regardless of me making my account 6/1/2024 (LA BEFANAH) i have been here longer than you believe in. From my perspective it took a year before a 5000 contest was announced, so fcuk yoyu

Earth-ℵ₀: the best way to take care of the DC and Marvel universes is... let an autistic dude fix damages done by money-hungry idiots in hollywood. The joker is unimportant. Dr.Manhattan is Done With This Shit. I made a squad with random charachters i like. Lmao suck on uranium rods UwU

ytposting: (Funkdela Catalogue: Encounter starts playing)

Omni-shit: ben 10 is actually a good series guys, and the reboot is an interesting way of showing what would Ben 10 Classic look like if it was made Now

1% enhancement: basically i look at something and go like "hey what if the charachters were basically part me but not in a Knights of the Apocalypse way"

Tumblr italia: aò sono italiano che cos'altro vi aspettate

components: basically i use tumblr as image hosting. LoL.

Items: images turned undertale items. For reference, i have 2³¹-1 HP and my stats are ATK 100000 and DEF 65535. Yes the attack is a yugioh zexal reference. NOSTALGIA IS PTSD BUT GOOD.

Mungeon Deshi: dunmeshi is a good anime and marcille is italian

Full Nelson Analchemist: if FMA exists in my presence im going to give the 20k mg weed gummy to Truth

Evangelion 4.0: look, hideki anno has gone insane. Every time he makes evangelion as the most brain damaging version of telling someone to go touch grass people inevitably miss the point. I take it upon myself to give the @jakei95 treatment to the poor creatures (also fun fact: KAWOSHIN CANON. THEY KISS ON SCREEN. FUCK YOU AMERICA.)

The hoes are stuck: homestuck. What you thought they were safe from my grasp? 人間 you havent seen sheiße.

FeeF the BeeB: minecraft mod bullsheiße

[[Nothing Is Worth The Risk]]: lets just say that sometimes, the multiverse isnt that "cool and good"

Ultimate Sonic: i have a Sonic AU where... uhm... just. If i have a post about that. Just look at it. LoL.

Multiverse Polls: i make tHEM-

Autistic and Artistic: (draws happily)

Side effects of reading this blog can vary between true insight into the inner workings of the universe and self-defenestration from the top of the burj khalifa.

Anyways welcome to the multiverse

Do yourself a favour and dont go out without a loaded gun.

[n0n-binarypixie]

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[peco5bi11]

blyat, urod. tvoyu mat'!

[oneonenightwithphysics]

I SWEAR YOU (ruslatusa)

Fakjuu Huinja Suk Bljedj Dirsa Cuuka Streva Shit Pizdu SHaize Suuda Hui Mauka Pimpis Suukaataaj Sucka Faker Hernja Niger White Trash Gavno Anal Scum Junkie Incest Vomit Padla Piska Slampa Pidaras Slutty Gaybar Svoloch Bljedj Dirsaaliideej Suukaataaj Izbaazeni Tupeljniek Aanusinja Laiziitaaj Cuukas DIrsas Buchotaaj Gavnajedu Hlamovich Shittantes Stakles Sranovich Kunjas Stervas Shmaras Drazas Dirsta Suuda Slaveetaaj Kakeedaaji Churdzeeraaji Nekrofiilu Draudzeetaaji Latvaanj Roka Klausiitaaji Masturbetaj Onanist Uriindvashas Pederast Atmarozak Dalbajob Zaibalji Zadalbalji Hulji Duri Chorti Shmari Zlobi Bljedji Heri Shmuki Dreki Shreki Shmeki Azverelji Fakjuu Lisak Parashnij Chort Hujak Pridurak ... to be continued

Gandon Fujak Kropli Bljedj Pimpaus Shljushka Jesus Christ Bastard Coward Svoloch Musar Trashart Pizdabol Kaku Churu Urin Fekalij Shmekotaj Musar Draza Krisa Ment Kaarnaa SHmara Rasist Draza

Nekrofil Incest Pedofil Faker Velns Par Stenderi Caurejas Dzeraj Shit Fak Huj Bljedj Scum Bag Chljen Rubbish Shitpost Racists Scum Chernuha Joban Boban Hlam Pūcīga Ērcīga Kodīga Toksa Kameltou Čiksa Fakeriksa Svinamorda Parasha Gavnajed Urlik, Bomzi, Shljuska Sos

Skatjina Urod Perdun Clen Fasist, Shmuli, Svinja Hren Shljushka Sterva Shaljava Chmo Bomar Urlik Ugolovnik SHmon Shvabra Dura Raspizdai

[ljubavniromani]

DVOSTRUKI prinos krompira: Obavezno ga dodajte u zemlju prije sadnje!

Oglasi – Advertisement Polako ulazi u jesen, a mi smo završili sa sadnjom krumpira. Međutim, ako imate mjesta, možete početi s običnim ili slatkim krumpirom u ovo doba godine. Samo u proljeće možete dobiti prilično dobar urod, a danas imamo sjajan savjet kako dobiti najbolji mogući urod istog…. Sadržaj se nastavlja nakon oglasa Napravite ovo jednostavno gnojivo prije sadnje krumpira. Pomaže…

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Mauretania! Kraina Niewolnictwa, Rynek Rozwiedzionych Kobiet i Osób Urod...

[pathofpatience]

Fudajl b. Ijjad, rahimehullah, je rekao:

„Vjernik sadi palme, a sve vrijeme strahuje da mu ne urode trnjem, dok licemjer sadi trnje i sve vrijeme očekuje da mu rode hurme.“

- Stabljika imana, Ahmed Ferid

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Unutrašnjost bundeve: potrebna je hrabrost da isprobate ove kreativne ideje nakon rezbarenja! Čuli ste za tostiranje sjemenki bundeve, ali bit ćete iznenađeni kada saznate koliko možete učiniti s bučom. svakako jesam. Bundeve sastoje se od debelih, kašastih komadića, sluzave žilave iznutrice i sjemenki bundeve. Svaki dio bundeve može ... #Uzgojpovrća #Vrtlarenje

[xander-the-bastard]

Egor, because he is urod.

worst russian male name poll

[lowkeynando]

manitestation Svarog or Nebo ("Heaven"), and still others refer to its triune cosmic manifestation, Triglav ("Three-Headed One"):

Prav-> Yav-Nav, Svarog->Belobog-Chernobog, Svarog->Dazhbog-Stribog, or Dub-> Snop-Did.

[18] Rod is also "Time" (Kolo), scanned by the cycle of the Sun, ad reflected in the turning of the hours, the days, the months, the seasons, and the year. [191

The root *rod is attested in sources about pre-

Christian religion referring to divinity and ancestrality. [20] Mathieu-Colas defines Rod as the "primordial God", but the term also literally means the generative power of the family and

"kin", "birth", "origin" and "fate" as well. [14] Rod is the all-pervading, omnipresent spiritual "life force" which also gives life to any community of related entities, as defined by the Russian volkhvs Veleslav (Ilya Cherkasov) and Dobroslav (Aleksey Dobrovolsky). Its negative form, urod, means anything that is wrenched, deformed, degenerated, monstrous, anything that is

"outside" the spiritual community of Rod and bereft of its virtues. [21] Sometimes, the meaning of the word is left deliberately obscure among Rodnovers, allowing for a variety of different interpretations. [22] Cosmologically speaking,

Rod is conceived as the spring of universal emanation, which articulates in a cosmic hierarchy of gods. [25] When emphasising this monism, Rodnovers may define themselves as as CLONES

[saibhaktabrasill]

#Croatian 19.mar.23 19. ožujka 2023. Koji cvijet moramo dati da bismo zauzvrat dobili ljubav i mir? Bhagavan jasno i s ljubavlju otkriva danas. Donesite milijun cvjetova i radite bogoštovni obred (pooja) s njima. Svi će biti odbijeni, niti jedan prihvaćen. Donesite jedan lotos, svoje srce koje je svježe; Sathya Sai će ga prihvatiti i dat će vam ljubav i mir. Ponudite svoje vrline kao cvijeće. Vrline koje šire ljepotu i miomiris. Ponudite lotos svog srca, oslobođen štetočina poput požude, ljutnje i mržnje. Sjeme božanskosti valja njegovati ljudskim trudom i stalnom brigom, kako bi moglo procvjetati i uroditi plodom. Uklonite iz svog uma sve tragove želje da naudite drugima, bilo mišlju, riječju ili djelom. Reakcija koja slijedi ako se prepuštate ponašanju koje pruža privremeno zadovoljstvo bit će katastrofalna. Svaki takav čin je sjeme zasađeno u vašem vlastitom umu, korov koji će podivljati i uništavati vaš mir i radost. Dakle, budite na oprezu protiv takvih poriva. Očistite svoje misli, riječi i djela i ponašajte se kao ljudi na putu prema svojoj božanskoj sudbini. Blagoslivljam vas da uspijete i postignete cilj. Božanski govor, 21. travnja 1983. Sai ne živi u građevinama od kamena, cigle i žbuke! Živi u mekim srcima, koja grije suosjećanje i odišu mirisom univerzalne ljubavi. - BABA #sathyasai #saibhakta #sathyasaibaba #saibaba https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_TJCPM0hi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Chcesz zachować dobre zdrowie i urodę? Ten suplement to strzał w 10

Kwas hialuronowy słynie ze swoich wyjątkowych właściwości nawilżających i naturalnie występuje w ludzkim organizmie, jednak jego produkcja znacząco spada wraz z wiekiem. Jak suplementy diety z kwasem hialuronowym działają na organizm?

source https://zdrowie.wprost.pl/uroda/11112844/chcesz-zachowac-dobre-zdrowie-i-urode-ten-suplement-to-strzal-w-10.html?utm_source=zdrowie.wprost.pl&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=rss_uroda