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I HATE WINTERRRRRRR tell me why i just touched my switch to take the cartridge out and shocked it so hard that it shorted out for a second
#like are you kidding meeeeeeeee#the tv went black for a second i thought i killed it π#inb4 'just buy a humidifier lolππ' cashapp me. rn. you wontπ€¨
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Hi! I saw you write about Batsis! reader x Billy batson and I wanted to req smth about Dick and Jason finding out and asking to meet him- I just wanna see some Protective Dick and Jason with Billy lowkey being intimidated ππ feel free to change anything tho! tysm in advance!
BILLY BATSON X BATSIS!READE
Warnings: slightly suggestive in the end.
Requested by: ANON
β ONCE YOU SETTLED INTO PHILADELPHIA, BATMAN HAD CAUGHT THE JOKER ATTEMPTING TO FLEE. Obviously you refused to move since you and Billy had finally become official and you liked the peaceful life here, not in Gotham where you could die by just getting a drink from the supermarket.
Dick vouched for you and persuaded Batman to allow you to stay at Philadelphia, him and Jason often visited you and Alfred stayed with you since well, you were a minor, even though you were 17, and needed someone to take care of you. You didn't mind at all since you were close with Alfred, him basically raising you.
"Alfred told me some boy has been visiting a lot recently." Dick said on the phone causing you to sigh. Your brothers, especially Jason, have always been over protective with you, especially with boys. You knew you couldn't keep this a secret anymore and had to come clean.
"Yeah, my boyfriend." You smiled at the thought of Billy, you could hear rapid footsteps and someone grabbing Dick's phone.
"I'm sorry, BOYFRIEND?" Jason yelled, you winced. You knew that now, Billy would have to meet your brothers. Now, Jason always attempted to make boys run away or just intimidate them too much, I mean, could you blame him, you grew up in Gotham. Gotham.
"Jay, boys here are different." You muttered. You could hear Jason and Dick arguing on the phone. You rolled your eyes at them, deciding to continue the homework you were doing.
"We're visiting tomorrow, we better meet this boy." Jason said before he ended the call, you sighed, opening Billy's contact on your phone, he replied on the second ding, it was as if he was waiting for you to call.
"Hey love?" He said as soon as he answered the call. You smiled to yourself, you stood up, walking towards the window, looking outside.
"Hey babe," You started, you were getting nervous, you didn't know how to put this exactly, but you went with your gut. "So uh, my brothers are visiting tomorrow and they want to, uh, see you."
"Brothers that uh, scared one of your crushes by threatening to kill them or other brothers?" Billy asked as you sighed.
"The first one." You muttered, you could hear his sighing. "Look sexy as hell, but not too sexy tomorrow, you know, lunch don't forget."
"Yeah, yeah, I won't, wanna play some Call of Duty?" He asked on the phone, you smiled turning on the Tv in your room.
"I'll hop into the game right now." You said, he smiled, ending the call and joining your match.
"Try not to get too competitive alright?" Billy said, smirking, you knew he was smirking, he always gloated whenever he wins or whenever you disconnect so he, by default, wins.
"No promises." You smiled. You could hear his scoff, them him yelling at Freddy and Anthea to take they're 'horny sex not sex' somewhere else. Then you heard arguing, then Victor laughing. You couldn't help but smile, you could get used to this, forever with Billy, that sounds nice.
β THE DAY YOUR BROTHERS VISITED was a living hell, Billy was freaking out on call with you since he couldn't find his blazer, you told him to dress nicely, not formally but he wanted to make a good impression, you laughed at his antics, he just huffed, wearing his classical pants with a buttoned up shirt and a red sweater on the top.
"You'll do great babe, don't worry okay?" You said, attempting to comfort him, he nodded as he left his house, getting into a car he bought. He had received his license a few months ago and you helped him earn money for his car. Tip him 100 dollars every time you visited the bakery he worked at. You sighed as you adjusted your black dress, it was a backless dress with straps in the front, making a zig zag shape, causing your stomach to show.
You adjusted your make up, smiling once you looked at the clock. 4:00 PM. Then a knock was heard from the door. You ran downstairs, pushing Alfred side to open the door. You smiled as you saw both your brothers were standing on your porch. You hugged Jason, attempting to butter him up, but he just pushes you aside.
"So, where's this boy? He's late, I don't like him." Jason muttered causing Dick to groan as he closed the door. As soon as he did, the doorbell rang. You open the door to find Billy outside, holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers.
"Babe, you shouldn't have." You smiled at him as you took the flowers, you gave him a kiss on the cheek, you noticed his eyes scan your body, sadly, Jason noticed it too.
"So he's using her for sex, makes sense." Jason muttered causing you to turn around, you gave him a 'behave' look, he scoffed before walking off to the kitchen, you kissed Billy's lips, smiling at him.
"He'll come around, I mean, do you blame him? I am from Gotham." You reminded him, he sighed, walking in and placing the flowers in a vase, that was in the kitchen.
Billy jumped when someone grabbed his shoulder, pushing him towards the wall.
"What are your intentions with our sister?" Jason asked, Dick stood behind him, his arms were crossed as he just stared at the boy.
"I intent to love Y/n unconditionally for as long s she'll let me." Billy stuttered, he squirmed and attempted to move but both boys were blocking his way. "I get it, I have 5 siblings and i'd do anything for them, I do the same for Y/n. She's funny, she's smart she's everything I ever dreamed of in a girl."
"How long have you been seeing our sister?" Dick asked the boy who was starting to sweat, he hadn't been this nervous since asking you out on your first date, or you first time together.
"A year." Billy answered, fidgeting with his hands, Jason looks at Dick who nodded, he turned around to face Billy, staring into his soul.
"How many times have you slept with her?" Jason asked Billy, his eyes widened, he didn't know if he should lie or if saying the truth was better.
"Too many times to count." You responded, peeling your brother off Billy, you grabbed his hand, walking upstairs to your room, you slammed the door, locking it. "Sorry about them."
"It's fine, worth it to see you all dolled up." Billy joked, you laughed, placing a kiss on his cheek, he grabs your waist, bringing you closer to him, kissing your lips.
"We should probably go downstairs."
"When you can barley mutter a word I'd love to."
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