#the tuvaches

[van26]

I always compared the tuvaches with the addams family but I think they are the opposite side of the same trope.

The addams are seen as a creepy family that isolates themselves from others, they are feared and their relationship with death is seen as absurd but the more we see them the more we see them as a healthy family that loves each other, they are actually great people and their relationship with death is less unsettling and more positive the more people talk to them.

The tuvaches instead are the centre of the city, the "Ray of light" of the town, sure they occasionally creep people out with the way they talk about death but everyone thinks similarly, they are extremely respected but when we actually get to see them deeper we notice how they are toxic people ( excluding mishima and Lucrèce with each other and alan with everyone but not corresponded) whose relationship with death is slowly killing them.

The "creepy family" trope can be viewed in different ways and putting these two pieces of media next to each other we can see how similar yet different the trope can be interpreted.

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ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

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2 new blorbos just dropped. 🗣🔥🔥‼️

🧁🪦 French BBG and his disheveled white boy son 🪦🧁

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Mishima Tuvache from The Suicide Shop is Autistic! (This is my first time submiting so sorry for any mistakes ;w;)

Mod Notes: Mishima Tuvache has already been suggested and is set to post in a few weeks. Thank you however for the submission! I’m still posting it so people can see your wonderful work!

[janerintaro]

Mishima and his goofy ahhh manner to hold clenched fists in front of the chest

Fun fact: this isn's even HALF of the scenes there he does that

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Mishima Tuvache from The Suicide Shop is Evil Autistic!

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The Suicide Shop English Dub Fancast

Mishima Tuvache-Aurelio Voltaire

Lucrèce Tuvache-Helena Bonham Carter

Alan Tuvache-Thurop Van Orman

Vincent Tuvache-Finn Wolfhard

Marilyn Tuvache-Jenna Ortega

psychiatrist-Gary Oldman

Mr Calmel/Mr. Dead for Two-Mr. Lawrence

[animatejournal]

Who is that character in your profile picture?

Mishima Tuvache, from the French film "The Suicide Shop"

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for some reason i thought i was already following you whoops. Anyways you make me kinda wanna watch Le Magasin de Suicides but i know for a fact that Mishima Tuvache would ruin me so for the time being i refuse.

>:)

Welcome to the club

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[thenewnio]

The Grimsley Family

This family is unusual in that they have an interest in the macabre, even having their own cemetery in their mansion's backyard, and a greenhouse full of carnivorous or poisonous plants. The manor itself is haunted by the ghosts of past Grimsleys as well. The current living Grimsleys are:

Mr. Damien Grimsley is a tall man who dresses like a stereotypical vampire. He owns a mortuary and sees funeral rites as a business. Inspired by John Cleese and Vincent Price.

Mrs. Annabelle Grimsley is a friendly spider demon taking attractive human form. She uses horror stories as bedtime stories. Inspired by Morticia Addams and Arukenimon from Digimon.

Reagan Grimsley, the elder daughter, is the witchy member of the family. She dabbles in all forms of magic, from alchemy to voodoo. Inspired by Oblina from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters, Milly from the animated film Carnivale and the Dark Princess from MirrorMask.

Lucy, Reagan's living doll, is considered one of the children herself. Brought to life via one of Reagan's spells, she possesses a mischievous streak, and loves annoying her family. However, she also has a caring side to her. Inspired by Charlotte/Bebe from Madoka Magica, that creepy doll from Carnivale and Emília from The Yellow Woodpecker Farm.

Norman Grimsley, the son, is an autistic artist who creates morbid artwork. He is otherwise a happy and content adolescent boy. Inspired by 6 from 9 and Vincent Tuvache from The Suicide Shop.

Sophie Grimsley, the younger daughter, looks unspeakably horrific, resembling a grotesque fetus without eyes. However, she's still an excitable, "cute" little toddler. Inspired by Mei from My Neighbor Totoro, the baby from Resident Evil: Village and baby Hyakkimaru from Dororo.

Critter, the family pet, is an adorable abomination. He's an animalistic demon whom the Grimsleys adopted. He and Lucy often team up for their own adventures --- or misadventures. Inspired by his ghostly namesake from I Spy Spooky Mansion and Dart from Stranger Things.

[van26]

Suicide shop rant

For how much I love to criticise the movie for how it changed the original story ( in a lot of aspects making it worse) it did fix one of the biggest issues from the book.

"What is causing mìshima's issues to then spiral into murder?"

In the original book it made no sense why the thought of selling bad products would cause him to be bedbound, even during the scene where he's reflecting on his life we never get the single thought of him hurting his son ( at least that he acknowledges consciously), he instead considers the error of sending him to the camp in Monaco.

The attempted murder scene therefore comes out of nowhere, sure he thought about Alan's disaster and could have felt rage but we see previously that the thought of Alan actually dieing causes him pain ( as it should, that's your son), there is no mention of him possibly having issues that would alter his behaviour to cause this attempt "out of nowhere"

The movie instead shows mishima bending the rules ( of which he's obsessed with following) for a client that couldn't physically go to get the products and by doing so he ends up getting to know monsieur calmel, seeing his life before this moment thanks to the pictures and then being there for his death, mishima visually sees what he has done, he sees that the rules that he was thought to follow and that has followed for years have caused on people, he now sees himself as a murderer that can only cry while seeing his victims.

This causes him to question his morality in an amazing duet with Lucrèce who feels in a similar manner the guilt of their job, said questioning that leads him to despise Alan even more, Alan has been talking for years about the joy of life and how we should "all be happy" which causes mishima, at least for now, to associate Alan with the reason behind his sudden regret, he imagines killing him due to hallucinations but even outside of them thinking about killing him, slowly loosing his mind and attempting suicide.

After going to a therapist he gets diagnosed with schizophrenia and being bedbound, we see his mind and how he's feeling, we see how he can see what the shop does but he inconsciously associates his guilt on Alan.

The murder attempt is the pinnacle of his depravity, what should have destroyed his guilt, but when he thinks Alan died he feels even more of a murderer and physically not being able to even stand up, he finally realised what caused his guilt, not Alan but the shop.

For how much I dislike the ending it makes sense why he allows the shop to get closed, for how much he's still selling cyanide crepés against his wishes in secret he now acknowledges where his guilt is from, now he doesn't feel this hatred towards Alan ( he's still a terrible dad but it's improvement at least)

The movie did so much wrong with the story but this change improved the plot by far and made mìshima's rage more logical for the character.

But what do you guys think? Sorry for any spelling errors I'm dyslexic as hell

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You look at me the same But I can't reciprocate

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in… ‘Hope is Not Microbial’ a Creepypasta parody adventure.

NOTE: This story is one I have done to make fun of people who think stuff like transformation and stories featuring real people are creepy and in particular anyone who has made fun of my Dan Aykroyd stories, if you are of an overly sensitive disposition or are overzealous of the famous people in question you should leave the room.

Everyone knows the Corey and Oats adventures but did you know there was a lost episode of it? Well now you do, and our favorite duo were at Nile Road looking at scary stories when they came across as a ‘lost tv special’ on the Lost Media wiki and they heard it was banned for being graphic and terrifying so they sought out a copy of it, they tried Youtube but could only find bits of it and it was the censored version, so they tried numerous other sites.

“I wonder why this special was banned.”

“Maybe we’ll find out.”

Corey was checking the emails when he got an email from someone who claimed that they had an actual copy of the lost tv special on file. ‘Is this a joke?’ the microbe asked. ‘No joke, I have a genuine copy of this special just for you and Oats to see.’ ‘Okay.’ ‘Just click on the link here.’

Thinking this was a spam message he didn’t want to click on it but he did, and he was worried…he played the video file, the video file read ‘Lost TV special, for your eyes only.’, he clicked on it and watched the special.

The special seemed to be some kind of meta story about a fan of Dan Aykroyd writing a story about someone turning into Dan only to be berated by someone who was accusing him of fetishizing a real person and his ‘dead best friend’. ‘Well that person is absolutely detestable.’ Corey said to himself.

As the special went on…the person berating the fanfiction writer became more and more deranged, attempting to villify the creator only to be humiliated badly. The author minded his own business, but he was starting to look different somehow. ‘Is it me or is the video acting up?’

Oats also watched as the author pulled at parts of his face and pulled it off as if he was Maty from Poultergeist, revealing the author was Dan Aykroyd. Aykroyd looked a bit different than usual, he had black eye-makeup around his eyes and glowing eyes, he looked like he was face-painted as some kind of undead character.

The person who berated the author was then seen with the Child-catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Spamton, the man from Suicide Shop and Martin Short. The weird thing was that all of Short’s characters were there too. Loud screams were heard as the Killer Klowns from Killer Klowns from Outer Space burst through the wall.

The Childcatcher screamed in a way that sounded realistic as he saw Mishima Tuvache being sliced in half, and it really sounded like the Childcatcher’s actor the late Robert Helpman was really being tortured. Jack Frost from the Santa Clause 3: The Escape Claus tried to stop the clowns as did the other Martin Short characters only for them to be turned into cotton candy cocoons.

Jack screamed as he was looking around, his friends had been all cocooned up and he felt himself being drained of his energy as Shorty and Jumbo slurped up his cold blood with bendy straws. Mishima attempted to make a run for it only to get sliced into pieces by Dan…’The French really do like to CUT to the chase.’ He quipped. He looked over at Ed Grimley…’I must say this is completely mental.’ ‘And I must say shut up.’ He snapped.

Dan charged towards Ed and used some dark powers to send him flying towards a wall of spikes, which impaled him in the chest and caused his guts to spill right out of it, he picked up Ed’s intestines and wore them. He then looked at the Spamton and infected him with a virus that made him develop warts all over his body and caused him to explode, the Childcatcher was the only character left.

“Looks like the catcher is about to be caught.”

The Child-catcher panicked, screaming as he did so, he attempted to run and hide in several of the rooms only to run into multiple versions of Dan. ‘You’ve got nowhere to run, now.’ Dan went over to him and filled him up, fattening him up with dangerous candy. ‘Now don’t these sweets taste so good?’ ‘Oh yes, I mean no…stop it, stop it, please.’ ‘Taste the sweet taste of death, creep.’ With highly explosive candy that made him swell up and burst into a million pieces…’Noooo!’

“Oh, parting is such sweet sorrow.”

‘Dan, you killed my dream husbando. You monster….you sick freak, no normal human would act like this.’ ‘You ain’t normal either.’ Dan sneered as he grabbed the overzealous fan who berated him earlier and began to use dark magic to torture him, contorting his slender looking body into that of a grotesque demon with a massive stomach with a monstrous maw with sharp teeth on it.

“Dan, this isn’t fair…you’re supposed to totally love me.”

‘You don’t care for me, you only want to keep me away from everyone, you view me as a possession, you think you can control me, but you are wrong.’ ‘No i’m not, and you can go screw yourself.’ ‘But I am right and you will never be,, you will forever be stuck in your nightmare. You act like you love me but you only view me as your possession, your toy, your object, you can be a fan as much as you want but you cannot control me or own me, I will never love you.’

The person broke down in tears as he begged for forgiveness…’Look, I didn’t mean it, i’ll do anything to make this stop.’ ‘Too late for you now..tell John I said hi.’

Dan pulled him closer and used his dark powers on him even more, taking over his body and manipulating him like he was a human ventriloquist dummy. ‘Everyone, I want you to meet my new dummy.’ ‘I am not your dummy.’ ‘You ARE now.’

The man panicked and attempted to stop Dan only for Dan to silence him before ripping out his spine Mortal Kombat style…’You know what I always say, don’t diss other people’s kinks if you don’t have the spine for it.’ He pulled out what appeared to be a de-skinning machine and he tossed the man onto it, which caused the man’s skin to peel off in a graphic manner as blood dripped all over the floor. ‘You get what you deserve, kid. Simp over Marty and NOT me will you? Well then you don’t deserve anything.’

Martin Short was the only one left, he looked over at Dan and begged…’Dan, please don’t do this, I know the Dan Aykroyd I know wouldn’t do this, please don’t do this.’ ‘Sorry Marty, but I have to, i’m sure Steve can find someone else.’ ‘Nooo, Steve needs me.’ Dan crept over to Martin before teleporting next to him and leaping over him with inhuman agility.

With a desperate plea, Martin begged Dan not to do it but Dan was not far behind as his fingernails sharpened and he used them to rip open Martin’s shirt and he pulled out his heart and showed it to him, Martin collapsed on the floor as he died of a heart attack. ‘Tell John Candy and John Belushi I said hi.’ Dan then turned to the camera. ‘What have you just seen is a PSA on what happens when you get what isn’t real replaced with what is real. Fiction: In the stories of celebrity tf fandom someone turns into a celebrity and nobody questions it, fans act like they can control the characters. Fact: These aren’t real, these are made up, nobody ever has tried this in real life. In real life, what is written in fanfiction is fiction, so please don’t complain if an artist you like gets fetishized in stories. If you do, I will give you a personal visit you won’t forget.’

The special ended and Corey and Oats looked at the end credits..’Okay, that special was beyond messed up, what do you think?’ Oats looked over at Corey, Corey had piercing blood red eyes and his mouth was full of sharp teeth. ‘Corey?’ ‘Corey isn’t here anymore.’ The covid microbe snarled in a demonic voice.

Oats whinnied in terror as his own best friend began to chase him around the house, he looked over at Zara’s microbes and asked them for help. They warned Andrea and Neive while Oats warned the other microbes about what was going on.

Corey roared ferociously as he lurched closer and closer to his equine friend…’No Corey, don’t do this, I am your friend.’ It was then Corey snapped out of it, crying as he thought about all the good times he had been having with his equine bestie. ‘I am super sorry. I don’t know what got into me.’

“Yeah…this is creepypasta-esque.”

“Yeah, only less cliched than your typical creepypasta.”

He sobbed and as he did, Oats cradled him in his arms..’Shhh, it’s okay…that lost episode must have possessed you somehow.’ He nodded as the duo investigated the room, Corey went over to the computer and tried to delete the video file but the cursor was stuck and on the screen a video of him and Oats being trapped in the very PSA Dan was doing was playing, only with Dan controlling Corey’s body and making him go after his equine friend. ‘Is this what the episode is doing to you, pal?’ Oats asked. ‘Yes, I think so.’

Just then Mel came into the room to try and help them, as she could hear Dan’s voice…as if Dan Aykroyd himself was somehow in the house with them despite not being there and the duo looked over, they couldn’t see him but they could hear him. Corey felt afraid and as he did he let loose a piercing scream.. That is when Mel got a message on the computer saying…’Look to your left.’

Mel looked to the left and that is where she saw Dan Aykroyd himself…’Dan! You had us scared half to death, and look what you did to Corey.’ ‘I am sorry, I just wanted to help you guys find the lost tv special I was in and now I realize that what I have done wasn’t right, there is a reason that special in its original form shouldn’t have seen the light of day. If I knew that it was evil I wouldn’t have done this.’ ‘It’s alright, it’s alright.’

Dan apologized and hugged the koala-girl and her friends as they looked around, ‘We need to perform a ritual to dispose of the lost special once and for all.’ ‘Yes, we should.’ The group all gathered together at the table in the lounge for an exorcism as Oats brought the computer in and opened the file up.

Mel and Dan both chanted the exorcism incantation together along with Oats and Corey and the power of the combined exorcism chants caused the lost tv special to be exorcized from the computer for good, as black ooze dripped out of it as a demon burned into flames and then faded away. ‘Yep, i’ve still got it.’ Dan quipped as he saw the lost file vanish from the computer’s database. ‘Thank you so much Dan for helping. And thank you for apologizing for scaring Corey and Oats like that.’ ‘No problem.’

The dark aura that had been cast over the house due to the lost tv special’s supernatural influence vanished, returning everything to normal. ‘That was a close one.’ ‘Yeah it was.’ ‘You sure did an amazing job with this one.’ ‘Coming from you, Dan…that means a lot.’

Dan smiled at her before turning to face the duo, the duo hugged him before saying goodbye to him. He took on a spectral form and then disappeared, before telling the duo should they ever need him they can summon him, and they waved goodbye to him. ‘Well that certainly was a nightmarish adventure.’ ‘Yeah, i’ve learned never to ask for lost tv specials like that one ever again, they are cursed for a reason.’

“Come on, let’s relax and play and have a snack.”

“Good idea.”

The duo relaxed and played some games before having afternoon tea, and an hour later they had dinner, after dinner they sent an email to Jill about their adventure, they played some more games afterwards.

They had a bit of a karaoke party and after their party wrapped up they went into the bedroom and got ready for bed, Oats put on his fairy princess night-dress and matching socks while Corey put on his bat onesie and they brushed their teeth in the bathroom. They organized who would get the honor of sleeping with them that night.

Corey and Oats snuggled up with Mel and got into bed, listening to classical music and having sweet dreams and they didn’t have to worry about getting nightmares because their own nightmare was over. But the adventures certainly aren’t over.

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Mishima Tuvache from the suicide shop is autistic! (Headcanon)

Mishima Tuvache from the Suicide Shop is Autistic!

[van26]

Do it, I don't mind, yk I'm open about them

List (male)

Mishima tuvache

Black hat

King dice

Slenderman

Asmodeus (from hb)

Freaky freed ( kind of idk)

Beetlejuice

I live my life openly, if you want I'll add the female ones

why do u never post anything pooks

Im shy 🙈 no i just fear people that know me irl find this… but then again realistically speaking no one i know irl has tumblr.

One day ill let go of my fear of being perceived and it’ll be OVER for yall🗣️ (ill be hornyposting on main)