#the toenails though
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Google Maps: In 200 feet, merge onto highway 69 South Me, under my breath, to myself, every gd time: nice
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"Oh my god I’m sooo sore! Wait, the guy that I watch every night Is using MY stream"
"So you can’t put it down?"
"No, I can’t put it down, I gotta do it for Ammir"
(40,602 watching)
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Lawrence feels like a big small town. Overland Park feels like a small big city.
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Cashier: Do you have a phone number with us? Me: Nope Cashier: Do you want to sign up today? Me: No thanks, just the receipt Cashier: Okay, I'm gonna need your first and last name Me: *shrugs* Cashier: It won't let me give you a receipt without your name Crickets: *chirping*
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Me, deploying the emergency nail clippers: I wonder how many monsters have trimmed their toenails on this carpet
#friday five i guess#james goes to... kansas??#part 2: overland park#i was going to do the arboretum tomorrow morning but i had a couple hours this afternoon#and it was a good idea to do it during the ''''warm'''' part of the day#when I got into town I was like oh this is familiar. (big irvine vibes)#(master planned newerish developments as far as the eye can see)#(and (for me anyways) that's not entirely a bad thing)#(cause i'm a city boy at heart)#for like 2 minutes the entire livestream chat was like WHAT IS GOING ON REP TV TONIGHT 🤡🤡🤡 ?????? and i lol'd#telling myself to take a better selfie was just really funny in that moment#somehow the dude managed to figure out how to get me a receipt without filling out all my personal information ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#for the record i was clipping my toenails in the bathroom over the lil trash can#(though i'm not sure why that would ever need to be on the record)#all of this should have been under a cut out of consideration for your dashboard because it's long and not all that interesting#but it's 2 am and your dash could probably use some void fill
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it's crazy to me that more often than not, Laios' version of "fuck around and find out" has just been "fuck around and end up with a delicious meal". like c'mon, when do i get to go into a cave, pick up a bunch of fairy arms and my grandmother's eyeball, give them to a dwarf, and dine with 3 michelin stars?
#add my longest toenail to the pot too i guess#it'll still get a nice cooking montage#seriously though#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi
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hurt my toe. Ow
#my toenail probably won’t fall off it didn’t the last time this happened#hurts like a BITCH though rip
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I hate being in pain, it feels so so awful. Like physically and mentally it's really shit
I had to cancel something I was exited for and my mum for some reason decided I needed to know the people I had plans with (my aunt and cousin) were really upset. Apparently my cousin cried (she's 4 and she was really exited to see me) and I feel so fucking guilty
#my foot is literally throbbing right now im in so much pain#(bc i had a toenail removed)#it didn't hurt THAT much this week but today i woke up in soo much pain#and im kinda worried its bc ive done something wrong?#like i was expecting it to hurt and i was really scared but then it was unusually okay? and now its rlly hurting and im upset#im more upset about making her sad to be honest though#vent post#sorry for the rant
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i like just suddenly stopped my lifelong nail biting habit a month ago which is nice but i'll tell you what. it's so fucked up these shits clack against my phone screen now if i tap at the right angle
#izzy.txt#having to trim them was like. insane. in my brain#even though it's more or less the same as toenails.
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bro put those grippers AWAY 💀
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Addicted to how you draw Kikuri tbh, you capture her vibe so well
THANK YOU!!! it's an honor... she is a type of character I really like so I am confident in my ability to portray her stink
#i want to draw her wearing jeans...something abt that image calls me to me#im so bad at drawing jeans though#also want to draw her painting her toenails
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When Autumn's hair starts greying, Ray dyes it black for her. He tries to help her find a way to do it herself too, one handed.
After she lost her arm, Ray had someone (probably Maya and/or Libber) teach him how to nicely apply nail polish for Autumn, since she could no longer do it herself. She didn't ask him to, he just knew that she liked having painted nails.
#she probably paints her toenails now though#wears sandals in warm weather to show them off#they are one of the mother son duos ever okay#ray smith#ninjago ocs#autumn smith#she did so much for him as a kid#he wants to do as much as he can for her#(just to be clear that was even before she lost her arm)
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Watching jjk is so crazy bc I just finished s1 ep 7 and I understand why everyone simps for gojo sensei now. Man's got the bluest eyes, like the kind of blue wattpad writers try to write anyways he's so damn pretty
#God I hope I don't get too emotionally attached#I've seen some spoilers and idk if this man dies or not#I will riot if he dies though#Nobody spoil me#If you spoil me I am going to find you and eat your toenails#jujitsu kaisen#jjk#jjk gojo#gojo satoru
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Lol, I don't "do numbers" or have a wide following or anything, but racist-ass shitbox takes like this even on a reblog of mine gets a free block.
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Ripped my toe nail
it HURT REALLY BAD
#Bright side I showed my sister's. One was sympathetic but a bit baffled I sent her a text about it. The other gagged and was horrified.#Cuz I took pictures...she judged my ither toenails like the ripped bloody toe wasn'tvthe problem.#I cut off the rest of the toe...though are their veins that go to toe nails? cuz it looked like I ripped one out of my body.#Wound#Ripped toenail#Toe nail#Hurt toe#Big toe#Blood#Do nails have veins cuz I think I ripped one out?
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broke my big toe kicking a wall (dont ask) but Isopods exist so the world is alright :)
#my toe is very blue and hurts a lot#fun fact kicking brick walls is bad for your health#maybe if i pretend it doesnt exist the pain will go away?#at least the blue is a pretty color for my toenail#feels like it might pop off of my foot though
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Weirdass question but your fingernails are so neat how do you do that
You think so? 😳 I’m honored!! I tend to get obsessive over my nails because they’re such a constant source of sensory input for me; if they’re too long or too short or too uneven, it feels icky. If there’s anything under then, I have to scrape them clean immediately before I can do anything else. I’m glad my efforts aren’t for naught!
So my secret, I guess, is 1.) be autistic and 2.) carry a nail file with you everywhere you go. 😆
#I also tend to file my nails exclusively rather than use clippers#(except my toenails. I can’t be bothered with those fuckers because I wear socks 24/7 anyway)#though I’m not sure if that actually has anything to do with nail health and quality#peaches’ prodigious prompts
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no. 1 🥇 fan of parks bad personality
#“im not scared of you just because you own a gun” “i don't own a gun. ok... ive though about it. but i decided not to because i would#probably shoot someone in my family. like my brother for leaving out his toenail clippers“#doomsday prepper ep. other highlights. house capturing wilson in a net (one of his dastardly deeds)
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Wtf I soak my feet because by toes like to spontaneously combust and my mother comes in and plays a fucking song about an ingrown nail on the Oregon trail. RUDE
#ingrown toenail#honestly my mother sometimes#she thinks shes so funny#i mean it is pretty funny#songs catchy though
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Things I need to do
Shower
Cut my toenails
Clean my room
Vacuum (yes it’s separate I have to assemble the vacuum and put it away)
Things I am doing today
Playing Microsoft Jigsaw
#none of those things will actually take long at all but they’re all energy demanding#so even though showering takes 20 minutes at most it might as well take 5 hours for how hard it is to do#it’s only 17:23 so I might be able to cut my toenails and shower#(my feet are disgusting I have to sit down in the shower to clean them so it’s a whole thing)#(in my dream home I have one of those giant showers with a long bench#aesthetic accessible bathroom my beloved)
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