#the time passed-ness of it all 🥲

[aboutmetamorphosis]

there’s smthn so gender and so time passed about this idk 🥲

[twothpaste]

Are there any other official Intermission AU birthdays? Or months?

i did not have birthdays in mind for anyone except the m3 party, but thanks to this ask i will figure them all out as i lay around in anaheim. here i go

ness: august 27, earthbound's release date, not that deep. this makes him a summertime baby and a virgo, which i think is sweet.

paula: march 30. i think she's very aries. unfortunately, paula thinks astrology is superstitious nonsense and hogwash, and will lecture at length about how little she cares for it, so she does not appreciate how well her star sign suits her. (it'd be funny if her daily horoscopes always incidentally happen to be super accurate too.) she does love springtime though, so that's a plus!

jeff: november 9. he shares his birthday with carl sagan, poor dude cant have anything nice for himself without some more famous scientist hanging over his shoulder, lol. a cold falltime birthday suits him well tho. scorpio kinda doesn't and kinda does at the same time, funny imo.

poo: january 11. the capricorn ever and proud of it. i dont think he likes snow much, so it's a bit of a bummer that his birthday is sometimes soggy & chilly & unpleasant, haha. also oops i gave the four of them a birthday in each season. cute.

porky: july 10. he's a month older than ness and he loves to hold it over him. i think it's funny and devastating if he's a cancer, he's pretty much the opposite of all the associated traits like Empathetic & Nurturing. lmao.

picky/agnes: june 14. her birthday being close to her brother's is kinda sad, cuz i bet their parents would often skimp on gifts for one or the other, depending on the year. or combine their birthday into one trip or festivity that sucks ass for both siblings. probably fostered a little bit of resentment between them 🥲. (but that's ok. when she grows up she gets to have peaceful summer birthdays with nice weather & good company ☀️)

tracy: october 13. sometimes it lands on a friday, which she thinks is Very Cool. she's not a very good libra, but she doesnt care about that dumb zodiac stuff anyways, and she likes fall weather, so it works out. fun fact, she likes halloween a lot, but is lowkey very easily & badly frightened by horror movies & haunted houses 😅

tony: april 21. this one's hard cuz his birthday happens in the game yknow. my heart wants so badly for earthbound to take place over the summer, but ness' mom mentions his school is in session. most of the temperate areas of the world look green & springtimey. winters is probably snowy most of the year, it just works, it's fine. he gets teased cuz his bday is right after 4/20, but he's actually quite scared of weed, haha.

lucas & claus: june 27. i remember i'd picked it cuz it's peak summertime, and cuz gemini was wayyy too easy, and cuz i like how cancer suits lucas perfectly and claus not at all.

kumatora: december 4. i remember pickin it cuz of how it fit into the timeline of some of the first m3 fics i'd written, and cuz sagittarius suited her surprisingly well. incidentally i gave ionia a big affinity for astrology, which she kinda passed on to kuma, even though kuma doesnt really Believe in it. ionia used to read kid kuma her horoscopes when she was growing up. she has the constellation tattooed on her shoulder. sentimentality & all that.....

duster: september 14. another "i needed this at a certain point in my asinine mother 3 brain timeline" birthday haha. also i think it's funny & fitting that he's a virgo. i've mentioned it a few times, but duster is notoriously prone to forgetting his birthday 😭

[galvanizedfriend]

Hiiii to one of the most talented writers ever!!

Could you do a director’s commentary for Spin? Thanks! Byeee *runs away*

Hi, Ness! 😊❤️ sadvahgdfas one of the most talented writers 🥲 You're so sweet ❤️

Spin! 🤣 Is just totally me trying to be fluffy and funny at the same time. 🥲 Everyone's a little bit insane in that story, taking things way too seriously. Obviously it's all highly exaggerated for the sake of parody 🤣 But I actually do think that the whole setting suits Caroline so much. The ambitions, the constant striving for perfection, the nearly OCD way she tackles everything in her life as though it was a test she needed to pass, and even the way she ends up acting like a bitch at times lol But in an endearing way. Klaus being the one who cracks her façade and kind of gets her to relax and embrace more of her imperfections, at the same time she's the one who gets Klaus to actually *feel* something. There are some serious convos happening as well, and I think it helps to deep dive into the characters. The way they meet and how they enter each other's lives, too. I don't know, I just really like those connections, and I think I managed to bring some of their canon dynamics into it. 🥲 I kinda really like that one, tbh!

And I also hope the people who read it found it funny, cause I really tried. 🤣

Thank you for your ask, Ness! ❤️