#the tattoos + piercings are a bonus….oh good heavens…

[mrsoharaa]

The thoughts I have about rockstar! Suguru 😩🫠🖤

Art by the talented narutoss_ramen on twitter! 💗✨

[gremlingottoosilly]

Ok hear me out… in regards to alt reader vs housewife reader…

¿Por qué no los dos?

Alt reader who is ALSO a cute little housewife? Lil cutie patootie in an apron and a pretty little dress, making a big hearty dinner for the big boy, giving him big fat kisses and scolding him for getting his boots on her clean floor…

And her BRIGHT colored hair is PERFECTLY insane, her black lipstick is FLAWLESS, piercings PRISTINE and SHINY, tattoos MOISTURIZED etc.

Bonus points if we can combine them! Combat boots and fishnets under her baby blue dress, tattoos on full display, her little apron is printed with bats and spiders, her piercings maybe match her wedding ring- I can HEAR König crying out for mercy

(Anyways hi I’m Shay nice to meet you how are you today this is my first ask I’m sending you I adore you🥴👀🦭)

Oh no! Good boy, normal family traditional boy Konig is getting his punk awakening in the deep of his mid-age crisis. He for real thought you were two different people at first - with your piercings and your raw taste in music, with all the tattoos and eyeliner and the amount of makeup on your eyes that makes him wonder if you do facepaint camouflage too...and then your adorable voice and your soft demeanor - you just act so innocent, so adorable. You probably meet when you were working in the coffee shop near KorTac HQ, your pleasant actions make him rethink a good chuck of his life. This man was dead set on either dying alone or meeting some good, vanilla girl who would eventually leave him because of his fucked up personality - but god, aren't you fucked up too. He just loves to spoil you with everything he can get you - which is a lot, considering how expensive some of the alternative fashion brands are, and how much good, quality eyeliner you spend every day. This guy is already ordering you custom gothic rings and collectors edition of CD for your favorite music band - and even though his tastes are outdated and as ancient, as he is, he would try to listen to everything you like. When you ask to but you more cute stuff, he is in heaven. He can go back home to a girl that can rock crazy makeup AND cute flowy dress?? And she likes him, and she is good at listening, and she allows him to spoil her like a princess?? Did he actually die on the missions, and this is his perfect afterlife??

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Badboy!Michael Masterlist

“Ah, sorry Doll.” (ao3) - cliff0rd michael/luke T, 4k

Summary: Luke is a shy, quiet boy who works in a small Café and Bad boy Mikey just loves seeing him blush.

Arthurian Romances (ao3) - therjolras michael/ashton T, 5k

Summary: Ashton’s in a bit of a tangle when he’s rescued by a purple-haired knight-in-leather-jacket.

Bad Boys Need Love Too (ao3) - hxilzy michael/luke M, 1k

Summary: Michael is the bad boy of his high school and Luke is the complete opposite.

Or.

Luke and Michael fuck in a janitor's closet.

Daydream In Blue (ao3) - pilotmikey michael/luke N/R, 3k

Summary: Luke is the prettiest flower child around, and Michael wants to raw him.

Bonus: Michael calls Luke 'Flower'.

do the things that you’d only read about (ao3) - heartbreakgirl michael/luke N/R, 5k

Summary: When he looks over, Michael’s eyes are open and he’s grinning from ear to ear.

“I love you.”

He smiles shyly, eyes rolling fondly. “I love you too, Michael.”

or, book worm Luke & bad boy Michael

Lost Hearts (ao3) - CliffordAffliction ot4 E, 177k

Summary: Ashton, Luke, Calum and Michael live in four different worlds in high school and each one of them is in love with someone who loves someone else. This can’t possibly end well…or can it?

More than the Storm (ao3) - JetBlackHeart michael/luke, calum/ashton E, 11k

Summary: Luke isn't very good at chemistry, is very quiet, and has a thing for boys with tattoos and facial piercings. Michael is very good at chemistry, has a rebellious attitude, and likes to flirt with cute blonde boys.

A generic highschool AU where Calum gets wet, Luke gets scared, Michael gets woken up, Ashton gets a phonecall, and everyone gets something a bit more than the storm.

say you want me and dont be nice (send those shivers running down my spine) (ao3) - orphan_account michael/calum N/R, 5k

Summary: :+: Calum and Michael are in gangs, and when Calum gets slightly turned on by the gun in Michael’s hands, things get dirty :+:

snap backs and tattoos (ao3) - crankgameplays michael/calum N/R, 3k

Summary: Calum Hood is 16, almost 17, when hes warned to stay away from Michael Clifford. His dad catches a gaze of him from the kitchen window and hes got a new tattoo that’s wrapped around his pale arm and there’s tufts of pink hair peeking out from his snap back and oh my fucking god is that a fucking eyebrow piercing. Calum has died and gone to heaven. Or hell. Maybes hes being a little dramatic. Whatever. But his dad turns to him and he goes,

“Calum, I want you to stay away from that Clifford boy,” pointing a finger in the direction of his son. “Hes no good.” And Calum nods and mumbles, yes dad, and walks to his room and that’s that.

But really. No one ever listens to their dads.

This is the Beat of My Heart (ao3) - bogshops michael/luke M, 22k

Summary: "It was just like any other day; the blond boy had decided to walk home, saying he needed to take a breath, and as he finished walking down the staircase that lead inside the Church, he spotted a different face in the crowd. An odd boy staring deeply at the various faces coming out of the old building. The boy was pale; he had dark hair and a bottle of beer between his lips. For a split moment Luke got himself lost in the figure across the street, the slim boy looked like he was around his age, with piercing green eyes and the best lips Luke had seen in his entire life."

or the one where Luke is a religious boy, until Michael appears in his life, takes advantage of him and Luke decides to have a little revenge.

We’re like noughts and crosses (ao3) - emptygoldss michael/calum G, 1k

Summary: it’s like Michael’s made of glass and Calum turns him to sand.

Yeah, I Want You Baby (ao3) - flowercrownmikey michael/luke M, 4k

Summary: “That what you wanna do, princess? Fuck the delinquent right outta me?”

OR// Officer! Luke and Bad Boy! Michael.

[ryoskuna]

⭑ shaken, not stirred. | bartender!sukuna au.

notes: this thought of bartender!sukuna has been in my head for weeks, but it’s when my mom was giving me a lecture while i was thinking of sketching him as bartender that solidified the fact.  this may become a series thing, and you’re also welcomed to ask questions about this au (please do, it is one of my new favorite things). also i have no idea what reader will be in this au-verse, but i’m thinking a law student (am i self-projecting... perhaps), but i’m open to y’all’s suggestions and can do headcanons for whatever kind of reader y’all want to see. additionally, did i screenshot that picture for the banner from episode 14 bc i thought he looked extra good?? yeah... i did.

warnings: like... mild nsfw via music suggestions, mentions of drink tampering but not from sukuna 

bonus: there’s a playlist that goes with this, here.

taglist: @lethargicyashi, @night-rook, @izuniias, @skys-luce-stellare​, @skys-luce-stellare​

there’s something about 6′4 sukuna shaking a cocktail shaker to toxic by britney spears that just.... chef’s kiss.  no i will not elaborate, just think about it.

sometimes, you think he’s taller than 6′4, but that’s just his platform doc martens.

god, the man chewing on a thin stirring/cocktail straw or just holding it in his jaw, in between his teeth and watch his lips purse around it. he’ll take it out to talk, of course.

the waist apron he wears only emphasizes his shoulder-to-hip ratio

the best seat in the house is literally anywhere you can see him??? like behind him, you can see his back muscles flex, but in the front, you can see his tattoos on his chest peeking out from the fact that he is not going to ever button the top two buttons on his shirt. also, he leaves his sleeves pushed up to his elbows on most nights

tongue piercing, check. both of his ears are pierced, but he tends to change up whether he has just one in or both. 

you find out about the tongue piercing when he does his taste-testing of the drinks he mixes, via the straw drop (take a black plastic straw, dips the straw into the glass, covers the unsubmerged straw end with his index finger to create suction, lifts the straw to his lips, releases his index finger, and "tastes" the cocktail). usually he’ll put the straw in his mouth, but if he notices you’re watching, well, there goes the tongue piercing.

he wears rings, constantly. at least two, one on each hand.

he is a megan the stallion fan (and nicki minaj too, but i digress) and knows most of the words to her songs. his personal favorite is crybaby, and you being his s/o, well, he’ll sing it word for word to you while making drinks at home. he leans in and whispers the real intense/filthy parts like (”uh-uh, don’t fuck me like that fuck me like this”) yeah. he looks like he’s talking normal, but the way his voice drops more and he whispers??? goodbye world. 

sometimes he likes to tease too much while he’s singing and will lean in to lick the shell of your ear or maybe nip your earlobe, who knows

and then he’ll pass your drink like nothing ever happened

also has doja cat on his playlist, but yuji is to blame for that

cherry knot tying king

casual friday for the staff at said bar/establishment, and he’s coming in jeans and a loose tank top, you know, the ones with the drops on the sleeves on the sides??

sukuna is extremely aware of what’s happening in the room at all times. some creep hitting on someone? intervene.  someone trying to spike a drink?? he catches them in the act.  someone spiked a drink???? he just looks at the recipient, tells them to switch with him, and before they can say anything, they have a new, safe drink while he has the tampered one. 

does he grab offenders whether they’re being following creeps, coming on too strong, or trying to tamper with drinks by the scruff of their necks and carry them out personally? yes, yes he does. if you’re there, he’ll wink at you before he gives him a kick on the ass for good measure as he pushes them out the door.

he makes custom drinks for people, like he’ll ask what’s your preference in taste like sweet, strong or whatever, plus two other questions that seem unrelated but he’s managed to make the perfect drink for you 

again, he’s highly aware of his surroundings, so if you’re looking at his back, he knows, and will look over his shoulder to smirk at you, looking you right in the eyes.  (SHEESH)

thinking of him coming in on one of his days off with a ballcap and a tight, dry fit t-shirt on, so by the time he’s working, his hair is a lil messy, and you better thank heaven for that dry fit t-shirt because MUSCLES BABE

is working on his own lil drink recipe book, which means you either get to be his taste tester, or taste it when he kisses you 

this man knows he’s hot, he’s a smug shit about it, and works it to his favor. does he tie cherry knots at work because the women at the bar go crazy and give him extra tips?? yes

but if you’re there, oh sweetheart, he’s actually going to give you the cherry before putting the knot in his mouth to tie, BYE 

also.... hehe, had to mention this but uh... you could bounce a quarter off that ass of his 

he comes home from a late/graveyard shift, and just crawls into bed, smelling like syrup and cologne, just... run your fingers through his hair and he’ll be out in a few minutes

occasionally, he will sleep on the couch as not to disturb you, but the man really is too big to be sleeping on a couch.

if his shift starts at 6, he comes in at 5, hair a little damp from the shower he just took, and in a clean dry fit shirt and tight slacks or dark colored jeans. he’ll either work in the dry fit shirt, or he has a button up he can change into in the back

also??? really decent and will help you get stains out of your clothes if it’s something he can swing to clean in the sink like a shirt

otherwise, he’ll write what you need on a napkin and pass it to you

fucking hates white claws with a passion, ngl

during particularly slow moments at work, you might be able to catch him plucking a few cords on the guitar that sits on stage or poking around with the piano (look, i think he’s very capable of playing instruments and his fingers are good for it)

painted nails!! they’re usually a dark purple or black, occasionally a dark red. sometimes they’re clear, but he’s gotten the idea from when he supposedly was in his emo phase (and learned to keep something on them from breaking from his younger brother’s friend nobara)

likes to dance with you to the songs on his playlist in his minimalistic kitchen in between cooking or making drinks 

at least once a month, you can catch him in a necklace

during the winter months, tight turtlenecks or ribbed long sleeved shirts are his best friends

he also drives a very nice and sleek black car (i’d imagine it’s like a black audi TT or an audi R8) that sits in the back of the parking lot and has a habit of turning his keys on his index finger as he walks towards the building/into work.

bartending might have started as a part time job when he was in college, but it’s something he’s just kept up over the years 

man fills up a lot of space and knows it, even when he’s leaning on his back countertop during breaks or on the bar to take orders with his arms folded over his chest

ANYWAYS. be nice to your local bartender because he can bite. take that as you will.

[not-john-watsons-blog]

We're back with part two of the asks for my lovely Secret Santa ;)

51.) I'd describe my style as cozy librarian with a hint of edgy

52.) I guess I'm fairly okay with how I look? It honestly depends so much on the day. Yesterday sucked.

53.) If I could make any change to my appearance I guess (as much as I hate that this is the first thing that came to my mind) I'd make myself a bit thinner. Not much, just a bit. Ugh that's unhealthy

54.) I have ear piercings and I may get a second hole in each ear soon?

55.) I don't get complimented that often by random people, but my friends hype me up sometimes haha

56.) My favorite aesthetic is cozy. Knit, wool, hats and scarves, stuff like that.

57.) A popular trend that I dislike is tube tops. Like they look fine, I just would never wear one lol

58.) Song I'm obsessed with? Oh boy...

-Spread Your Wings (Queen)

-Prophets Song (Queen)

-Speed of Sound (Coldplay)

-Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto no. 2. That piece hits different.

-Etude Op. 10 no. 3. Only piece I've ever performed that made one of my friends cry.

59.) I would never normally admit that I love "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga

60.) My ultimate favorite genre would be classical, since I'm a classical musician. But other than that, 70's-80's rock and Broadway

61.) I bet NOBODY could guess this. But Queen is my favorite band (shocker, right?)

62.) I strongly dislike Nicki Minaj

63.) Okay, so I put on my Contemporary Music playlist (no classical in there sadly, but otherwise a good representation of my taste). Here's what we ended up with...

1- A Kind of Magic (Queen)

2-New Rules x Are You That Somebody (Mashup by Pentatonix)

3-Don't Stop Believin' (Journey)

4-Umbrella (Rihanna) Okay, no joke I forgot about this song but I was obsessed with it for a while and hmm it's good

5- Change on the Rise (Avi Kaplan)

64.) I sing choral stuff (Soprano 1 here) and play piano and cello (though cello isn't serious, more for fun)

65.) I hate singing karaoke in front of others. If I'm around my best friend though, you better believe we're gonna be belting out all the songs

66.) I own zero (0) vinyl albums.

67.) I don't listen to much radio. Except the local station that just started playing Christmas music lol

68.) Favorite movie?? One??? I love LOTR, Les Mis, BoRhap, and Gladiator

69.) My favorite genres of movie/book are Fantasy/SciFi, Historical Fiction, and Gothic Romance (Frankenstein is amazing thank you Mary Shelley)

70.) Fictional crushes, oh jeez.

-Legolas Greenleaf

-Fred Weasley

-John Thornton (North and South)

-Enjolras (Les Mis. Specifically Aaron Tveit's portrayal whew)

71.) I am basically Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit. It's the truth. I'm short, sassy, introverted, and I hate leaving home.

72.) I am a shipper, I guess? My main OTP is Aragorn/Arwen from LOTR

73.) My favorite Greek god is Apollo

74.) Okay so there are so many cool and terrifying legends in Ohio, we literally have a lizard man that shows up along the Miami River apparently. Also Mansfield Reformatory has lots of supposed paranormal activity. Fun times.

75.) I love art! My favorite work is probably the Young Man in the Plumed Hat by Rembrandt or basically anything by Van Gogh

76.) Hm, I don't think I'm gonna share my other social media here. But I am out there somewhere 😂

77.) Safiya Nygaard is my favorite YouTuber

78.) Tumblr and YouTube are my favorite platforms

79.) Too much :D

80.) I don't really play video games *shrug*

81.) Favorite books. Hmm.

-LOTR

-Hamlet

-Frankenstein

-1984

-All the Light We Cannot See

82.) Yesss I love board and card games! I'm a sucker for Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit

83.) Never been to a movie theater marathon at night. I've had them with friends though!

84.) I love Christmas

85.) I guess I like dramas, I prefer fantasy/SciFi stuff though I suppose

86.) Would I use a death note? What does this mean? I am confused?

87.) If I could change anything in the world, I'd first make people respect each other and then fix our screwed up ecosystems

88.) I'd like to say I could survive the apocalypse, but if I'm being honest I'd probably trip over something and knock myself out within five minutes.

89.) I'd like to be a ghost, then I can haunt people and scare them 😂

90.) Um, I'd like to go to Heaven after I die

91.) If I could change my name I guess I'd make it Therese? I've always thought that was a pretty name

92.) I'd switch lives with Tiffany Poon, she's a concert pianist

93.) Pick an emoji to be my tattoo.. hm

💮

94.) Okay, so one one of these has to be true?

-I have broken three bones in my body

-I won a state piano competition in my senior year of high school

-I'm currently wearing a pink sweatshirt

Bonus points if y'all try to guess which one is true 👀

95.) I prefer cold

96.) I'd rather be the hero, I guess. Though I'd make a pretty lame one

97.) I'd rather have everything I say rhyme. That could actually be fun

98.) I'd like to be able to shapeshift

99.) I'd prefer to be immune to everything but natural death. Immortality is overrated.

We made it! Hope this helps, ss anon. Feel free to hit me up with asks anytime :)