#the syphilis bandits

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

My list of characters I think Matt should voice in Mighty Nein animated:

Essek Thelyss

Pumat Sol

Artagan (which is obvious as he voiced him in TLOVM)

The Syphilis Bandits

Febron

Zorth

[wackachewbacca]

it’s a pretty tragic legacy to be known as the syphilis bandits not because you all have syphilis but because some freaks you found out in the wilderness pretended to have syphilis and then turned your leader to ash before your eyes

[essektheylyss]

Man, that Solstice really does just continue, huh? Sure is a shame that most of the Nein's babysitting options are otherwise indisposed dealing with the wards around the Blooming Grove going out of commission, or, I don't know, the newly-reimagined Nicodranas sewer system falling apart.

[piratespencil]

I think the funniest way this bit can go is if Bell’s Hells forget to tell Ashton anything about this whole orgy/porn shoot thing, and then like ten episodes from now the two Ruby Vanguard people who got away run into BH again and are like, “It’s YOU!! The porn gardeners!!”

And the rest of BH is like yes that is us. The porn gardeners. And Ashton is like what the FUCK is happening right now.

[the-caleb-widogast]

one day left til the show aaa

[aeoris4lovers]

an unstoppable force (the comedy gold of the encounter with the syphilis bandits) meets an immovable object (the looming devestation of “take them out, take them out”)

[setsailforthestars]

I love seeing which minor TM9 characters ppl are excited for. Personally for me it’s the Syphilis Bandits

[revvethasmythh]

the way I YELLED when the gnome from the windmill showed up in the underdark

[criticalrolenpctournament]

ROUND 1: POLL 23

Propaganda

Professor Thaddeus: He's just a dick

The Bad Luck Bandits: Maybe this way they can finally do something with their lives...

[companionwitch]

Do y’all think the syphilis bandits ended up as guards for Ludanis’ cult? I like to think so and that Beau and Caleb had a run in with them

[sylvanfreckles]

In a distant corner of Kingsley's mind, Mollymauk is rolling in his grave because nudity didn't work this time.

[beauregardlionett]

THE RETURN OF THE SYPHILIS BANDITS LMAO

[frogenthusiastt]

early campaign caleb my beloved. i need to study that guy like a bug

[staticrevelations]

i forgot laura’s pregnancy announcement, marisha sneezing so hard she cracked a rib, them being named The Mighty Nein, them getting their first magic item info card of the campaign, the first mention of The Gentleman, caleb’s “take them out take them out” backstory tease, the first appearance of the Bad Luck Bandits, them pretending to have “extreme syphilis,” them finding out jester's mom's whole deal, “the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever,” and the debut of Pumat(s) Sol all happened in the same episode

[edelgarfield]

it is both surprising but also completely on brand that the member of Bell's Hells Essek is most fond of appears to be Fearne.

like yes, of course the guy who likes jam because his shithead little brother used to put it in his books, whose best friend outsmarted a hag with a cupcake, & whose boyfriend once pretended to have syphilis to escape a group of bandits would attach himself to the sticky fingers satyr in a pretty dress.

[genderhawk]

A group of bandits attack a trio of travellers on their way from the coast when TWO circus freaks, a dirty wizard, and his goblin friend stumble upon the scene and now suddenly everyone is evenly matched so.......