#the story is shit yo!

[dailydoseoffanfics]

pressure spoilers btw quick heads up

is there like human sebastian solace x reader fics out there i already found some in this website and a03 but ngl i want more of it (but i understand why there's a lack of it 💀 there's barely any information of his human years other than he was accused of murdering 9 people lmao) (and yes i know he's canonically married to zerum but I DON'T GIVE A SHITE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 /silly)

[cairafea]

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

[cinamun]

Know your worth | Next

[loveryoushouldvecomeover-mp3]

said this before but being bad at things will always be soooo endearing and beautiful and whimsical To Me like gosh you're so bad at this thing you're learning for the first time what a wonder!! what a curious individual with a lust for life you are what a lust for life!!!!! and if this isn't your first time and yet you're still bad at it how lovely too! your enjoyment doesn't come from being the best or even being good but just the participation of such a thing!!!!?!??? what a fucking lust for fucking life!

[courtingchaos]

Excuse me while I fire some rent lowering gunshots real quick.

[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Gregory: I almost became a man of the cloth, myself.

Lucy: *spit takes a cup of Lemonade*

Simon: It's true. He finished all the studying and was ready to be one.

Lucy: No fucking way.

Gregory: Yeah, unfortunately, it didn't fit my lifestyle.

Lucy: No fucking shit, Sherlock

[pretty-little-martyr]

its rough to be somebody who likes having horror-story-narration videos on in the background but has even just the slightest shred of class awareness because so many of the popular really-short horror stories online are like "there was a HOMELESS PERSON living in my HOUSE" but then they dont go on to describe anything actually scary or threatening taking place, the author was just sooo terrified an unhoused person found a place to stay in their attic/basement/whatever and its like. yeah i would be frightened to find Some Guy just in my private space when i am expecting to be the only human there, that's fair, but also some of these stories aren't even like that theyre just like "a homeless person EXISTED NEAR ME!!" and it feels so

[lokh]

there's this twitter thread of white people talking about the off the wall shit they or their children did as toddlers and im just like. well i would have been killed for that so i never did any shit like that but glad u guys were OK 😭

[fatass-adam]

The pregnancy thing stems from my mommy issues you guys are fine lol

[fruitless-vain]

I thought we were rid of my nemesis but alas

Here they are

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

im always a big fan of unlikeable protagonists but honestly I just. fucking hate when they don't make sense for the story. like I love a piece of literature where the tragedy or driving force of the story comes about from the main character's arrogance or bitterness or self-centered behavior and it makes for a rich story. on the other hand. if I'm reading a small town cozy mystery there is NO reason for the amateur sleuth to be an insufferable asshole and I will drop it so fast if she is

[betwixt-ourselves]

TRANSCRIPT: REDP0: Right! REDP0: Let's begin with a brief on our situation. REDP0: We're currently lost in an unknown location with zero landmarks. REDP0: Maroon is MIA, and Blue and Yellow still appear to be infected. REDP0: We've spent the last couple years under the assumption that death is not permanent. That no longer applies. REDP0: Because of that, we should stick together. Despite their condition, I think that applies to Blue and Yellow as well. REDP0: They're not make any efforts to hide their status, and Blue says they feel normal, right? BLUP5: Y-yeah! Normal as we can be... The bloodlust is gone, anyway. REDP0: We all know what it's like to be infected. So I'm choosing to take his word. Any objections? ORAP9: Nah PINP1: Is that really a good idea? LIMP3: Makes sense to me! PURP2: Something on your mind? YELP6: You shouldn't be near me. I could kill you at any moment. PURP2: Do you want to kill me right now? YELP6: No... PURP2: Then what's the problem, come join us. Blue is trying his best to vouch for the two of you. YELP6: That's because they're not like me... YELP6: Blue didn't enjoy being a murderer.

[wasteland-lover]

been having dreams of a certain yt boy as of late

[idkwhattocallmyselfs-stuff]

Broski’s, I just watched a movie at my dad’s (and mom’s but my dad is the one who texted me about it) recommendation and I looked it up expecting to find some feminism, maybe some shit about the creepy, grapey* vibe a character (the villain of the story) gave off, maybe some love for the intelligent queen who kept fighting to get herself out of a truly horrific situation, no matter the cost, or especially for her sheer badassery at the end of the movie, and instead just found thirst posts and fanfic for aforementioned villain? :/ because I want some of that previously mentioned stuff on Red Eye, but now I’m just lowkey mad >:-/

[ronkeyroo]

I've been working on so much 333 Lore lately and i'm FINALLY taking steps onto making the physical webcomic/website...It feels surreal to finally be able to manifest a passion project i've been developing for over a decade ;; Holy shit

[the-knife-consumer]

I DONT KNOOOOWWWWWWWW