#the spoon is so cute and it changes temperature too like it gets cold bc the ice cream is cold

[takanarice]

ice cream spoon is giving kumajiro

[osarina]

Waking up next to Chuuya or Dazai must feel like heaven, because who wouldn't wanna have a handsome lad next to themselves ? So if the waking part is that good, then it means that the former moment, aka the ZZzzzz , must have some disadvantage to it.

First off, Dazai: this guy has NO bed etiquette whatsoever. The very first time you share the bed you can already say bye bye to your blanket because he is HOGGING that shit!!! If that was not enough for you to send him straight to the couch then maybe the fact that he will absolutely not stay still, always moving and changing positions, which sends you to the good ol' floor ™ , will make you do it. I could also go on that he is a sleeptalker and one of those weird af individuals that undress themselves to literal nakedness while asleep but I feel like he has been flamed enough already.

Chuuya whereas snors like a middle aged father of 4 (and shockingly, gets louder when he drank beforehand, how is this even possible????), runs hot 24/7 and sends you temperature wise straight to Florida Keys and Miami because he is not just the big spoon, he is the iron one (which is sooooo cute and romantic at first, to be held like that until it turns into an oh no! situation once you realize that you gotta go to the toilet though)

Feel free to add more stuff or disagree

(and just to be clear, this review is very /lh, love these two dummies)

AHHAHAHAHAHHAH PLEASEEEEEE STOP YOU'RE SO RIGHT

dazai TRULY has 0 bed etiquette, and yk what, the night starts out fine too. he lays on his side of the bed or he curls up at your side, and it's soooooo precious to see him sleeping for once because this man RARELY lets himself sleep, but once he's knocked out ... the first time you're woken up, it's because he's literally sprawled entirely on top of you and his elbow is digging into your side. you have to shove him off of you because you literally cannot BREATHE. the second time you wake up, it's cuz you're literally SHIVERING because this man has taken all of the blankets and demands for the AC to be cranked even though he's always cold. the third time you wake up, it's because he literally can't sleep if he's not touching you in some manner, so he becomes restless and starts moving in his sleep trying to seek you out. you get a foot to the shin and a hand to the face before he finally manages to get his arms around you to curl back up next to you ... and of course the cycle repeats after that. dazai is a HELLISH bed partner but </3 he's pretty so it makes up for it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO CHUUYA SNORING HELP ME WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE, and you know this man adamantly denies it too. "wdym i don't snore" and he gets SOOO passionate about it. even when you take a video to show him, he accuses you of editing it bc he refuses to admit he snores like a fucking truck. IM CRYING BC NOT ONLY DOES HE RUN HOT BUT YOU LITERALLY CANNOT ESCAPE HIM, so not only do you have to pee desperately but you're also sweating because he's literally a FURNACE

they're such LOSERS i love them pls this made me giggle i love YOU

[mintchanniemint]

pairing: [still friends] bassist!chan x (fem)reader wordcount:  ~2.6k  [these events are not chronologically connected to the previous parts!] taglist: @100797-bc @chansrms

Achoo! 

You groaned as your own sneeze made you feel like your whole head spinned for five minutes straight. You were desperately trying to reach for your phone on the bedside table but your forces were nearly nonexistent, it felt so difficult to even just move your eyes. You could hear the never-ending buzzing of the device, and you couldn't even wonder who would be able to make so many notifications pop up in such a short time. You had caught a bad cold, probably due to the previous night, but you weren't even able to tell your friends about it. You just hoped they didn't worry that much. You sighed, giving up on your small mission to let your hands finally reach your phone and decided to rest a little bit, hoping you would gain some energy to get up and go get some medicine for your headache. Not even ten minutes had passed and that peaceful, way too silent silence got interrupted by a really long hold on your doorbell. 

You suddenly opened your eyes and stared intensely at the white ceiling. It's Chan. Only that guy was able to be so annoying just by ringing the bell. But how could you tell him you got sick? And that it was entirely your fault since he warned you and told you to bring a jacket with you and then found yourself in an unfortunate rainstorm with just a simple t-shirt? 

"Eugh… give me a minute…" You murmured, somehow hoping your voice could reach your friend's ears although it left your mouth in a really low whisper. The ringing got even more annoying and obnoxious and you took a deep breath before finally trying to leave your warm bed. "The quicker I move, the faster it will end." You kept repeating to yourself as you got up, tried not to lose balance, stomped your feet around to catch both your slippers but being able to only wear one, and proceeding with quickly moving from your room to the front door, your right hand always following the wall by your side as everything around you was spinning. 

You struggled a bit with the various locks but then you finally were able to open the door, and the annoying ringing stopped when your tired, heavy eyes met with the red haired guy's. 

"Why didn't you answer my messages-" 

Your ears were barely able to catch those words before everything around you suddenly turned off. 

The next thing you saw was that familiar white ceiling: you were back in your bed, under many warm blankets, and a beeping thermometer under your arm.  Your gaze slowly moved to your side, seeing a bottle of water where your phone was previously left on your nightstand. Raindrops gently hitting against the surface of the window as you got welcomed by your friend.

"You're awake." Chan's soft voice reached your senses as you felt like you were slowly relaxing. He sat on the bed and your eyes focused on his silky features, as his warm hand got the thermometer from under your arm and he checked the temperature.

"Is it bad?" 

He only sighed, his eyes fixed on the display. 

"That bad?" Your voice sounded a bit worried and he quickly turned off the small device and put it back in its case. His eyes met with yours and his gaze softened as he let his hand wander under the four piles of blankets just to look for yours, and hold it. 

"It's really bad. Why didn't you listen to me and left without bringing a jacket with you." 

There he goes! You huffed and you quickly pinched the same warm hand you were distractedly letting your fingers trace on a few seconds before.

"Did you really come all the way to my house, ring my damn door for, like, ten minutes without even giving me a break, only to scold me?" 

"Yes." 

You pinched his hand even harder. 

"Not only for that."

Your two fingers let go of his hand for a second, distractedly tapping on the same spot they were previously pinching, waiting for him to continue. 

"I also got to see you faint in front of me." 

"You're such an idiot." You couldn't help but let a tired giggle leave your lips, as those words were blurred out together. 

"Make sure to eat something before taking your medicine." 

You looked at him in silence, blinking a few times as your eyes didn't move from his. It was as if you were trying to tell him something without actually saying it.

C’mon, c’mon, c’mon… don’t make me say it- 

"Why are you looking at me like that." 

"...Channie, I'm kinda sick, could you please make me some food? A sandwich maybe? Hm? Hm? Or porridge? What about some-" 

"Don't call me Channie-" 

"Oh, c'mon! Please, please, please!"  You started whining right away, now both of your hands holding his and randomly pulling it and just… throwing a whole tantrum while trying to keep a cute tone in your voice. His expression didn't change a bit, he was definitely not surprised by that whole theatrical scene. 

"Okay, okay. I'll make something for you. Stay here and sleep." 

You suddenly stopped and looked at him with sparkly eyes as you started to loudly thank him. 

"You don't look that sick anymore, though. Maybe I can just go home-" 

"No, don't go!"  Those words left your mouth before your brain could even register what you were going to say. You looked at Chan in silence as he was clearly processing what you said. Those were, really, a few simple words; but it was probably the veiled desperation hidden in your tone that got both of you quite startled. When did you even become this clingy?

He didn't say anything, probably not to make that small situation even more embarrassing, and left your room, not before making sure that you were going to rest and not follow him around. 

"But Chan, this is my house!" 

"I'm in charge of cooking today. I don't want to see you wander around the house like a lost raccoon looking for food." 

You had no words left to win that debate so you just huffed and hid under your blankets, leaving only your face uncovered as you stared at a small wolf plushie sitting on your desk; its cute, closed eyes reciprocating your gaze. You started to feel your mind slowly wander from thought to thought before you finally fell asleep, hoping to feel better after the nap. 

You couldn't really tell how much time had passed, but you tried to slowly open your heavy, tired eyes as you were feeling, once again, the whole world spinning around you. 

"Gwah… Chan…?"  You mumbled as you heard his steps, signaling that he probably just finished cooking some small meal for you. He left a bowl on the nightstand and sat on the bed. He probably could tell that you were more in pain than earlier. 

"Are you okay? Do you have a headache?"  His voice reached your ears in a soft, low tone, the only way you could answer was by slowly nodding. You felt his big hand quickly reaching your forehead.

"Gosh, I can't even open my eyes…"  You blurted out and slowly opened one eye as you tried to somehow focus on Chan, sitting right next to you, his back now facing you as he was looking for the thermometer he had used earlier to check your temperature. 

Before you could even say anything else, he suddenly turned around once again, his dark eyes meeting with yours for a fraction of seconds before you squeezed your eyes. 

"It hurts…"  You mumbled under your breath. Chan just sighed, his soft hand slowly moving some strands of hair from your face.  His hands felt quite cold, probably meaning that you were boiling hot since they were usually warm whenever he touched you.  You turned your head, letting your cheek lazily rub against the palm of his hand.  The red haired guy suddenly moved a bit closer to you, hesitant for a bit, before you felt his soft, plump lips rest against your forehead. 

What…?! 

You abruptly opened your eyes, but he was leaning against you and all you could see was his torso covered by one of his usual black hoodies. 

"Chan-" 

"Yeah, you're getting worse. Can you sit properly? So you can eat." 

Damn… why couldn’t he just use the thermometer?! It’s literally in his hands!

That was quite unexpected, the words you were trying to say faded on the tips of your lips and before you could even realize it, you were now sitting on your bed. Chan moved various pillows behind your back so you could rest comfortably and he brought a small cloth to put on your lap, on top of the various layers of soft blankets that were covering you. 

"What’s on the menu today, chef?"  You giggled lightly, your voice not able to filter your tiredness as you suddenly sneezed. You were glad he left three boxes of tissues right next to you. You were able to catch a really light smile painting his lips before he sat down holding the bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other. 

"Just some porridge."  He replied with his usual colourless voice, although you had to admit that at this point you were able to see every single one of the many colours that he always coldly tried to hide from others. 

"Here, be careful not to get your blankets dirty while eatin-" 

"Aaaaahn..."  You didn't even think twice before making that really childish noise as you opened your mouth, waiting for Chan to feed you. Your eyes met his as realization was slowly hitting you. 

… wait a minute… 

Was I just… supposed to… not… Chan… wasn't he…  

Silence brutally struck in the room as you suddenly felt like that plushie on your desk got really and fascinatingly interesting to stare at and to give your whole attention to. 

He wasn't going to feed me! I'm such an idiot! Why did I even think about that? What's wrong with me!! 

Your mind was getting beaten up by such thoughts as your eyes intensely kept staring at the plushie, completely ignoring Chan next to you. 

"I heard all of that." 

You nearly screamed as you quickly looked at him, your eyes drowning in terror. 

Is he some wizard or something? Did I talk out loud?! No… Maybe he’s an alien?

You quickly brought your hands on top of your head, as you started glaring at him, your lips pressed in a pout and your fingers slightly tapping on your head. 

"What are you doing now, the food might get cold if you keep messing around, idiot." 

"What am I thinking now? Can you read my mind?! How much do you know?!" 

He looked at you, clearly unamused, and took a deep breath as he stirred the meal in the bowl. 

"Here, open your mouth. You're clearly not gonna recover from this at all."  Ignoring your words, he carefully led the spoon full of warm porridge to your pouty lips and, as you kept staring at him, hands still on your head, you slowly opened your mouth, welcoming the exquisite food that the bassist in front of you was able to make. 

"Mh… it's really good!"  You mumbled between spoonfuls. Chan kept feeding you and, after you thanked him for the meal, he gave you a glass of water and medicine. 

"Drink it, so that headache won't bother you anymore."  He said, as you were slowly drinking your medicine.  It tasted so bad and you couldn't help but whine, looking at the glass in your hands with a rather upset expression, when you suddenly heard a giggle coming from Chan. 

"You looked so ugly right now." 

"Hey! So rude! Don’t make fun of me!"  You jokingly stuck your tongue out. He smiled and lightly booped your nose before he got up and brought the bowl and glass back to the kitchen. 

As you could faintly hear him washing the dishes, you lay down again under your blankets, your eyes following some random raindrops that would end up against your window, racing against each other and tracing abstract figures on the glass.  You were feeling really thankful for Chan, if he wasn't there you probably would have spent the whole day sleeping not able to take care of yourself. He was always there for you, he would always come to help at the right moments and although sometimes you might have shown reluctance to him, you had to admit that you had always enjoyed every single second spent with him by your side. 

As you were getting immersed in your own thoughts, your eyes suddenly met with those of the fluffy wolf plushie that was previously on your desk.  You didn't notice Chan entering your room and in order to get your attention, and maybe also make you cheer up a bit, he decided to use that plushie you intensely stared at before you had your meal.

"Isn't he cute?"  You smiled at him, taking the plushie in your hands and slowly patting its cute head. 

"Mh."  He nodded, he looked both way too focused and distracted at the same time. You often wondered what was going on in his mind, sometimes finding yourself wishing you were secretly able to read his thoughts.

"Chan, are you okay-" 

"Be careful next time." 

"Oh, c'mon… this stuff can happen! I'm completely fine now, thank you. And sorry… for probably ruining your whole day? It’s also raining, you shouldn’t have come all the way to my h-" 

“I was in the area anyway.”

Yeah, no. He used that excuse so many times, along with his usual “I was at the grocery store” when the same exact store is also in his neighbourhood. He often tried to save himself saying that “the cookies in the one next to your house are better”, but you just let him be and as a consequence he was probably convinced you fully believed in that tiny lie. 

You didn't get any kind of reply from him besides those few words, and you started to think that… maybe you did ruin his day? What if he had other plans? What if he was supposed to go practice but instead he got stuck spoonfeeding his way-too-stupid-but-not-enough-not-to-catch-a-cold friend? 

You sighed, but before you could say anything, his hands took the plushie from yours and he carefully examined it in silence. 

"Tell her she might be stupid, but that she would never ruin my days." 

"Chan, what-" 

"And tell her that she might be careless sometimes, but that she's also really strong and that I would always come to help her no matter what." His eyes were glued on the soft cartoonish wolf in his hands, and as every single word left his lips, you could feel your cheeks heating up and this time was definitely not because of the fever. As your tired eyes tried to focus a bit more on Chan’s face, you were able to notice that his cheeks as well were now tinted in a gentle light red.

"...And tell her that I can't read her mind. That place is probably some maze full of weird fantasies about me feeding her." 

"Hey, stop that!"  You suddenly looked away, covering your face with the blanket as you tried your best not to get up and use the little energy left in you to knock him out. 

"You idiot!"  You mumbled, your voice wasn't able to hide that shy smile printed on your face, but before you could even formulate a proper answer to everything he said, you heard a small, gentle and comically serious "boop." leave Chan's lips as he made the grey plushie gently hit your forehead. 

"And lastly, tell her to get better soon. I want to go look at the stars with her again."

[childrenofslumber]

auroracles for the ship meme??

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WHO IN YOUR OTP;

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back? he drives. the entire time. if he’s tired, they’re stopping for the night.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing? aurora looks over the menu and he finds it endearing. most of the time xD

is more likely to get arrested? hercules. he probably has been but never booked.

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all? she’s afraid, he doesn’t push her.

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets? aurora. he doesn’t find that so endearing lol he doesn’t want to get evicted from their apartment.

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face? they both do and they love it.

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious? they both have clumsy moments and she stresses out, he tries not laugh while also being worried.

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music? she picks the music. he’s mainly focused on driving to care lol he doesn’t hate her taste in music, it’s just not his?

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it? i feel like they take turns. but he beats her to the check most of the time?

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react? neither.

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves? she does. and he knows she’s scared, that’s why he holds her closer and appreciates that she still watches them.

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it? he talks in his sleep. she recorded it but only to listen to it later bc it was cute. he doesn’t say coherent things, it’s more mumbling.

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go? she brought it up the first time. he was really uncomfortable considering his family’s marriage record. but they’re married now so the next few times didn’t go so bad. they haven’t talked about babies yet. they’re pretty young and his career is just taking off so he’s getting busy. plus herc is kinda weird about having kids too (he’s from a 12 siblings that all have strained af relationships with their parents + each other)

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public? hercules. he just picks her up.

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say? she picks him up and it says something in french that’s super cheesy and cute.

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down? aurora delacroix

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out? aurora cause she wants attention.

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed? he can fall asleep anywhere but she just puts a blanket on him. he carries her to bed cause she wore herself out.

is the little spoon when they cuddle? her always.

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration? he comforts her.

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin? he brings her breakfast in bed and it’s properly cooked but simple for special occasions. he has brought her a cupcake in bed before.

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable? he convinced her. she hated it. he had to carry her.

can never admit they’re wrong? neither.

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention? aurora. he doesn’t care as long as sprinkles is on her side. he loves their fur baby but needs his sleep space.

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane? aurora and yes, he goes insane trying to figure out what she meant.

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it? he decorated his apartment then she moved in. he let her make changes and they both agree on them.

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other? hercules and he definitely has.

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting? both? they think it’s cute.

is the lovey dovey drunk? both omg.

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner? they both laugh at their own jokes and the other laughs at both.

is competitive about EVERYTHING? hercules....

apologises first when they have a fight? both.

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed? she made him one, he wore it without complaint.

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry? hercules and he’s done this. not since she moved in though.

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other? they send memes back and forth. #marriedlosers

wears the others clothes the most? she’s always stealing his clothes.

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react? not a constant basic but he’s been known to scare her. and then shower her with kisses after??

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes? she does.

forgets their anniversary? nEITHER

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means? aurora aurora aurora.

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower? she does and it’s cute af.

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick thier hands in the water? he does.

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first? he jumps in (usually tackling her with him) and she dips her toe in.

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well? he tries to kill the bugs, she stops him.

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting? they’re both guilty of this? she speaks french and he speaks greek.

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

wins when they arm wrestle? hercules lets her win.

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves? rora.

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time? they both take selfies.

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day? she probably did this before they moved in together.

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts? both.

can never admit that they were wrong? they both can admit they’re wrong, stubborn as they both are.

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people? she suggests the christmas card. he goes for it but also wonders when they turned into old suburban people.

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes? depends on the day tbh.

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold? aurora. always aurora.

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit? neither of them smoke. but herc used to do this to his brother, ares

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react? he already eats healthy enough for his job and she’s addicted to sugary stuff so this would never happen.

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why? she does cause herc is carrying their luggage

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight? neither of them mind flying, they travel A LOT. she’s on her phone or reading on flights, he’s asleep or listening to music.

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react? hercules. she says no. then changes her mind.

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant? both. they both do both.

cries watching the news? rora.

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year? herc.

belives in aliens? totally hercules.

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house? aurora.

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel? neither omg.

is a terrible liar? *neon arrow pointing at rora*

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it? aurora. he just stares blankly.

who panics when mecury goes into retrograde? also rora.

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge? hercules and he watches weird af documentaries like on egypt. when a boxer would need this knowledge? he doesn’t know.

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next? they don’t renovate lol they rent their home

uses all the hot water? hercules.

is the shower person? whose the bath person? he’s a shower person, she’s a bath person.

is most likely to be unfaithful? ew no.

bonus questions:

what is your otps song? my mind immediately went to “let him go” a cover of the passenger song.

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not? hahahaha eh. herc doesn’t really talk to his family so their approval doesn’t matter either way. most of his siblings approve, the rest don’t care enough. her parents don’t like herc, idk why. probably the boxer thing? or his family name?

whose friends do they hang out with more? his? hers? i think it’s even.

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating? he cooked her dinner and served it on the roof of his apartment building cause there was totally a meteor shower.

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk? staying in bed listening to christmas music, watching movies with their dog and eating.

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess? their dog’s name is Sprinkles. Herc tried to name it Jimmies cause he’s from NY and that’s what they call Sprinkles and he didn’t want to out right name the dog Sprinkles BUT RORA WAS LIKE WTF IS THAT? and when he explained, she wouldn’t let go of sprinkles.

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control? he’s the level headed one in emergencies. she cracks.

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other? they met in the forest in one verse, i guess they were immediately drawn to each other lol. in their modern/main verse, they met on the street and he was immediately like “whoaaa”

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights? they fight about their families and his job. he’s a boxer so he gets hurt and it stresses her out. they talk things out, nobody goes to bed angry and nobody leaves. it’s resolved with love and patience and understanding