#the spider gang are just good supportive friends lmao

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“WHY ARENT THE SPIDERVERSE CHARACTERS ACTING LIKE A FOUND FAMILY”

because theyre not a found family omfg

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Survivor Winners at War Ep 7 Recap

In this episode, Wendell attempts to kill my best friend and I will NOT stop until he’s gone /j

But before that, we go see the Edge Gang, and ngl I really laughed when Parv was like “Getting voted out before the merge, that’s so lame! I’ve never done that before!” like KDFHGDFKH we STAN.

And then Sandra arrives, and she tells everyone that she basically screwed herself by giving Denise her idol.

Rob was shaking his head and like, yeah, everyone watching it was feeling it as well, cause that was...such a bad move.

And then it just...gets really sad. I feel terrible for Sandra, but I think she herself accepted that she had made a bad move. She says she’s human and makes mistakes, and even though you WANT to play a completely strategic game it is true that at the end of the day you have emotions and feel for the other people, and her trying to help Denise might have ended with her being eliminated, but what can one do? It’s still...WILD, because I mean..giving someone your idol is batshit, but I feel for her.

And oh my god, and then she says she won’t stay on the Edge and here’s were my friend and I gasped out loud cause GOD THIS IS SO DEPRESSING. In a way...I understand. She’s the Sandra Bench woman, I think she knows she has a veeeery slim chance of getting back into the game, and of course the Edge is demanding, so yeah.

I mean, it kills me because I wanted everyone to be at Ponderosa, but I kinda agree with Peridiam from YT when he said that people that raise the flag on the Edge didn’t necessarily “quit”, as it’s built in the game itself.

Still, a very bittersweet ending to the Queen’s Survivor career. You’re still an icon, Sandra.

God, I haven’t recovered yet :(

Now it’s time to go back to Sele, and GOD I CAN’T STAND WENDELL ANYMORE I SWEAR I WANT HIM GONE. So Yul is very rightfully wary of him since he basically offered Parvati a deal during tribal, and then we get Michele and Wendel talking it out, and Michele trying to tell him that maybe it’s not cool to create that much chaos, cause it could backfire...

AND THEN WENDELL IS LIKE “Thank you for schooling me”? ARE YOU KIDDING ME, DUDE?

THIS IS NOW A MICHELE STAN ZONE, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. She’s not acting superior or anything, she’s literally saying it in the nicest way possible, GOD! 

And of course Yul, who was sitting nearby, was very much uncomfortable with that, which game me the hope that maybe a Wendell blindside was going to happen...Oh, cute, innocent, naive me.

Back on the Edge, we get a very heartfelt conversation between Ethan and Parvati, and god the pUNCHES JUST KEEP COMING. I can’t imagine how tough it must have been on Ethan, and to know he was constantly thinking about if this was good for him and if it would give the cancer opportunity to grow back and all and...oh my god, I just wanted to hug him.

Luckily Parv is super supportive and OH MY GOD I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH, she’s so nice and I bet that was such a great help for him.

We stan this beautiful, supporting friendship!

But ok, now it’s definitely tome for another scavenger hunt! There are four tokens scatter around the place, and all of a sudden it’s a mad dash and everyone is running around trying to find them. Tyson stumbles upon one, and the episode makes us think that ooh where are the others? Did they ever find them?

But alas! Rob was absolutely bluffing and he had already found the other THREE! Of course he’s keeping it hidden cause that’s gonna make him a bigger target for...whatever happens next, but hell yeah dude!

We cannot help but stan (OMFG Rob coming back to the game? That would be ICONIC).

Back in the game, we get some snippets of how the other tribes are doing: We get Dakal shenanigans with...Tony running a race by himself and Jeremy saying he runs like an old man, which is hilarious, but also Kim, Denise and Jeremy kind of cementing their bond, which definitely puts Tony in trouble. 

Then in Yara we get WAIT IS BEN SINGING THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY SONG!? Anyway, the boys get a bit paranoid about idols, especially Adam who’s like “I’m cONVINCED that between Ben and Sarah they have the idol” which...could not be more wrong, but aight dfkjdfhkj. Lots of searching, lots of spider senses tingling, and the most hilarious Sophie moments when Adam asks her if she has the idol.

I just could not play Survivor cause I would NOT be able to control my laughter as I say the most BOLD FACED LIE POSSIBLE.

(Also plEASE look at Sophie’s face when Adam’s going on about his spider senses telling him Sarah has the idol dsbjfdbfkjkdk).

She wants to break the fourth wall SO BAD sdfhsdkfj.

So then we go to the challenge, and it’s the one with the big ass dish of water they have to fill, then walk through an obstacle course to drop the water and lower some puzzle pieces. As Jeff nicely put it, the one where Nick absolutely fucking SUCKED (Poor guy, lmao).

So, what happens is...Yara wins pretty comfortably, good for them, love that. Then Dakal and Sele are super neck to neck, but Wendell somehow keeps BRAGGING? AND CALLING FOR JEFF? MF JUST FOCUS ON YOUR PUZZLE WTF!

(Also, there’s one part where he says “Jeff, watch this!” and then fucking SCREWS UP, and here we fucking started laughing and my best friend almost choked on the coke she was sipping, so WENDELL ALMOST KILLED MY BFF HE DESERVES TO GO /j)

But yeah, in the end Dakal gets it first, so Sele is going to tribal.

And here I’m so happy cause it seems like both Yul and Nick are kinda pissed with Wendell for talking trash during the challenge, and it seems that maybe a Wendell blindside is gonna happen...but NOTHING IS EASY, AIN’T IT!

Of course Michele and Wendel have a relationship (as badly as they ended, at least there’s some trust there that she doesn’t really have with Yul or Nick), so they do kinda wanna do something together. 

BUT THEN YUL OPENED HIS MOUTH AND DUG HIS OWN GRAVE. He was talking about how they could vote to make it look like Michele didn’t vote for Wendell so that he’d maybe give his tokens to her, and I think that’s when Nick and Michele realized Yul was playing 4D chess which is...dangerous.

So in the end...yeah, they vote out Yul. For Michele I think that’s totally reasonable, I mean having a deeper relationship is definitely valuable, and for Nick...I wouldn’t know, Yul was definitely a strong ally, but so was Wendell, and I think he’s very friendly with Michele now, so yeah, it was good.

Also, Michele saying this to Wendell, we stan.

So no Wendell blindside (it’s ok, I gotta have someone to root against, lmao), and next ep is the Merge! And by the look of the preview...oh it’s gonna go DOWN!

[aligxrous-blog]

✩ for Virgil!

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? BothWho threatens to leave but never actually does? MiloWho actually keeps their word and leaves? VirgilWho trashes the house? BothDo either of them get physical? Some light shovingHow often do they argue/disagree? Rarely, they have too many similar interestsWho is the first to apologize? Milo? Virgil? Depends on whoever wants sex first

Sex:

Who is on top? SwitchWho is on the bottom? SwitchWho has the strangest desires? They try and outdo each otherAny kinks? Some really gross ones lmaoWho’s dominant in bed? Switch, whoever starts it first is typically the dominant oneIs head ever in the equation? Yes....a lot of the timeIf so, who is better at performing it? Oh geez, That’s tough....they’re both overly experiencedEver had sex in public? Where else would they do it?Who moans the most? MiloWho leaves the most marks? They make a competition of itWho screams the loudest? Milo Who is the more experienced of the two? They argue over it smdhDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both....but lots of fuckingRough or soft? Both, its all about the mood and how loud they’re allowed to getHow long do they usually last? They’re like damn energizer bunniesIs protection used? Maybe....if they’re patient enough. Does it ever get boring? NEVERWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the Mako during a mission when its flipping over...that was fun. Or god....I don’t even know. In one of the Ambassador’s offices

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They probably aren’t planning but I mean....with them. it might happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 1-3Who is the favorite parent? It’s a tieWho is the authoritative parent? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? BothWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Both Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both....Milo might have to draw Virgil if its something boringWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, both have to try and be goodWho changes the diapers? Milo, I just see Virgil gagging the whole time he triesWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Milo and Virgil when she makes himWho spends the most time with the children? BothWho packs their lunch boxes? MiloWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both...but it goes horriblyWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? Milo....and secretly VirgilWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Who knows. Choose one or the other and you’re right lmao

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both.Who is the little spoon? MiloWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? BothWho struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Again, bothHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Milo won’t let go so Virgil better hope he remains comfyWho gives the most kisses? Milo...Virgil likes to but Milo would out kiss himWhat is their favorite non-sexual activity? Doing something stupid and dangerousWhere is their favorite place to cuddle? All overWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? BothHow often do they get time to themselves? Whenever they want

Sleeping:

Who snores? Milo...maybe VirgilIf both do, who snores the loudest? Virgil if he doesDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Share...most the timeIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up Who talks in their sleep? Milo.....and Virgil talks back to her and records itWhat do they wear to bed? Bare minimum or nothingAre either of your muses insomniacs? MiloCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NahDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? BothWho wakes up with bed hair? MiloWho wakes up first? Probably Milo Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Milo, not sure if Agent can cookWhat is their favorite sleeping position? Splayed outWho hogs the sheets? Milo, Virgil better snuggle up close if he wants anyDo they set an alarm each night? NopeCan a television be found in their bedroom? Yes!Who has nightmares? Milo mostlyWho has ridiculous dreams? Milo againWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MiloWho makes the bed? Milo What time is bed time? Whenever they feel likeAny routines/rituals before bed? Kisses, pokes and jabs, teasing, playful teasing and gropingWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Virgil

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who knows...both can get busyWho rakes in the highest income? Probably Milo because she’s Commander. She rubs it in Virgil’s face. Says she’s the breadwinner and he’s her trophy boyfriend....not that he mindsAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Milo wishes she could, probably VirgilWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Virgil?Who sucks up to their boss? Virgil....if you know what I mean *eyes emoji*What are their jobs? Milo is Commander Shepard and Virgil one of her best crewWho stresses the most? MiloDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Virgil probably enjoys the adventuring as Milo does but its too hard for herAre your muses financially stable? Sure

Home:

Who does the washing? MiloWho takes out the trash? Milo nags Virgil toWho does the ironing? Who irons?Who does the cooking? MiloWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? I would assume bothWho is messier? VirgilWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Virgil...cuz it pisses off Milo lolWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BothWho forgets to flush the toilet? Neither!Who is the prankster around the house? Milo and Virgil would totally out prank each otherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Virgil....no Milo. shes forgetfulWho mows the lawn? Luckily they’re in spaceWho answers the telephone? EDIWho does the vacuuming? who vacuums a ship?Who does the groceries? Milo I guess when she runs outWho takes the longest to shower? Virgil?Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Milo!

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NahHow many cars do they own? Do ships and shuttles count?Do they own their home or do they rent? Technically I guess Milo owns the shipDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? SpaceDo they live in the city or in the country? SpaaacceeeeeeeeeDo they enjoy their surroundings? Oh yes indeedWhat’s their song? Not a clueWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Party hardWhere did they first meet? Milo’s brother’s merc groupHow did they first meet? in Riv’s HQWho spends the most money when out shopping? Depends on whats being boughtWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Milo....no Virgil....no Milo...both? BothWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BothAny mental issues? Some PTSD and other issuesWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Virgil, gotta have more use than being a good bang. WINK WINKTheir favorite place? The NormandyWho pays the bills? Someone else’s problemDo they have any fears for their future? They don’t think that far ahead....well claim not toWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Virgil since Milo cooks a lotWho uses up all of the hot water? VirgilWho’s the tallest? VirgilWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? BothWho wanders around in their underwear? Both but Virgil to show offWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? MiloWhat do they tease each other about? What don’t they tease each other about?Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither they support each otherDo they have mutual friends? The merc gangWho crushed first? It just kind of happenedAny alcohol or substance related problems? Both are very bad with both. Milo probably worseWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? They’d come together and Wrex has to drag their sorry asses to her cabinWho swears the most? Milo maybe