#ih ope i got virgil alright

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✩ for Virgil!

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? BothWho threatens to leave but never actually does? MiloWho actually keeps their word and leaves? VirgilWho trashes the house? BothDo either of them get physical? Some light shovingHow often do they argue/disagree? Rarely, they have too many similar interestsWho is the first to apologize? Milo? Virgil? Depends on whoever wants sex first

Sex:

Who is on top? SwitchWho is on the bottom? SwitchWho has the strangest desires? They try and outdo each otherAny kinks? Some really gross ones lmaoWho’s dominant in bed? Switch, whoever starts it first is typically the dominant oneIs head ever in the equation? Yes....a lot of the timeIf so, who is better at performing it? Oh geez, That’s tough....they’re both overly experiencedEver had sex in public? Where else would they do it?Who moans the most? MiloWho leaves the most marks? They make a competition of itWho screams the loudest? Milo Who is the more experienced of the two? They argue over it smdhDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Both....but lots of fuckingRough or soft? Both, its all about the mood and how loud they’re allowed to getHow long do they usually last? They’re like damn energizer bunniesIs protection used? Maybe....if they’re patient enough. Does it ever get boring? NEVERWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? In the Mako during a mission when its flipping over...that was fun. Or god....I don’t even know. In one of the Ambassador’s offices

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They probably aren’t planning but I mean....with them. it might happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? 1-3Who is the favorite parent? It’s a tieWho is the authoritative parent? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? BothWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Both Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both....Milo might have to draw Virgil if its something boringWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both, both have to try and be goodWho changes the diapers? Milo, I just see Virgil gagging the whole time he triesWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Milo and Virgil when she makes himWho spends the most time with the children? BothWho packs their lunch boxes? MiloWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both...but it goes horriblyWho cleans up after the kids? BothWho worries the most? Milo....and secretly VirgilWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Who knows. Choose one or the other and you’re right lmao

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both.Who is the little spoon? MiloWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? BothWho struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Again, bothHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Milo won’t let go so Virgil better hope he remains comfyWho gives the most kisses? Milo...Virgil likes to but Milo would out kiss himWhat is their favorite non-sexual activity? Doing something stupid and dangerousWhere is their favorite place to cuddle? All overWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? BothHow often do they get time to themselves? Whenever they want

Sleeping:

Who snores? Milo...maybe VirgilIf both do, who snores the loudest? Virgil if he doesDo they share a bed or sleep separately? Share...most the timeIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up Who talks in their sleep? Milo.....and Virgil talks back to her and records itWhat do they wear to bed? Bare minimum or nothingAre either of your muses insomniacs? MiloCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NahDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? BothWho wakes up with bed hair? MiloWho wakes up first? Probably Milo Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Milo, not sure if Agent can cookWhat is their favorite sleeping position? Splayed outWho hogs the sheets? Milo, Virgil better snuggle up close if he wants anyDo they set an alarm each night? NopeCan a television be found in their bedroom? Yes!Who has nightmares? Milo mostlyWho has ridiculous dreams? Milo againWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MiloWho makes the bed? Milo What time is bed time? Whenever they feel likeAny routines/rituals before bed? Kisses, pokes and jabs, teasing, playful teasing and gropingWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Virgil

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who knows...both can get busyWho rakes in the highest income? Probably Milo because she’s Commander. She rubs it in Virgil’s face. Says she’s the breadwinner and he’s her trophy boyfriend....not that he mindsAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Milo wishes she could, probably VirgilWho is more likely to turn up late to work? Virgil?Who sucks up to their boss? Virgil....if you know what I mean *eyes emoji*What are their jobs? Milo is Commander Shepard and Virgil one of her best crewWho stresses the most? MiloDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Virgil probably enjoys the adventuring as Milo does but its too hard for herAre your muses financially stable? Sure

Home:

Who does the washing? MiloWho takes out the trash? Milo nags Virgil toWho does the ironing? Who irons?Who does the cooking? MiloWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? I would assume bothWho is messier? VirgilWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Virgil...cuz it pisses off Milo lolWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? BothWho forgets to flush the toilet? Neither!Who is the prankster around the house? Milo and Virgil would totally out prank each otherWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Virgil....no Milo. shes forgetfulWho mows the lawn? Luckily they’re in spaceWho answers the telephone? EDIWho does the vacuuming? who vacuums a ship?Who does the groceries? Milo I guess when she runs outWho takes the longest to shower? Virgil?Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Milo!

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NahHow many cars do they own? Do ships and shuttles count?Do they own their home or do they rent? Technically I guess Milo owns the shipDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? SpaceDo they live in the city or in the country? SpaaacceeeeeeeeeDo they enjoy their surroundings? Oh yes indeedWhat’s their song? Not a clueWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Party hardWhere did they first meet? Milo’s brother’s merc groupHow did they first meet? in Riv’s HQWho spends the most money when out shopping? Depends on whats being boughtWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Milo....no Virgil....no Milo...both? BothWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? BothAny mental issues? Some PTSD and other issuesWho’s terrified of bugs? NeitherWho kills the spiders around the house? Virgil, gotta have more use than being a good bang. WINK WINKTheir favorite place? The NormandyWho pays the bills? Someone else’s problemDo they have any fears for their future? They don’t think that far ahead....well claim not toWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Virgil since Milo cooks a lotWho uses up all of the hot water? VirgilWho’s the tallest? VirgilWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? BothWho wanders around in their underwear? Both but Virgil to show offWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? MiloWhat do they tease each other about? What don’t they tease each other about?Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither they support each otherDo they have mutual friends? The merc gangWho crushed first? It just kind of happenedAny alcohol or substance related problems? Both are very bad with both. Milo probably worseWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? They’d come together and Wrex has to drag their sorry asses to her cabinWho swears the most? Milo maybe