#the snorch

[monsteracademy]

30 disgusting years!

[cypher-droid]

Hey, your style is very cute!❤️

Listen, can you please draw Snorch (Zorch x Snoof), I just really like this ship!🥺

bench talk

[peaceforpeople]

I made this last night, i hope you liked it.

I was inspired to do this @snipecap

[howaboutahat]

snorch would know

This is so ominous. Snorch would know what? I'm not doubting you, but there isn't a subject here for me to base anything on

Edit: you mean about the gay sex on military bases? What are you even trying to say with this?

[lumberjackson]

🎉🎂 snorch! 🎈🥳

thank you dear snorch

[sparkycinnamon]

some of the names in aaahh!!! real monsters kind of sound like names tumblr would use like blorbo and scrimblo

[zhvakinnn]

Memories

Newt X Thomas X minho X reader relationship

Gladers x reader platonic

Warning: cursing

A/N: since i dont see anyone do this poly ship ill write it because I'm obsessed with this ivy trio, this is the time in snorch trial

Some of y'all cant quite sleep and you cant help the silence you have to break it so you said

"i still remember when thomas came out of the box suddenly ran and face planted on a cow's shit"

(pretend theres a cow shit😭)

The three of you (minho,newt,you) quietly laugh but you didn't notice thomas was awake

"i dont even know why i want to date you.." thomas said

"yea and i remember asking thomas to get some fertilizer and he didn't notice the branch so he hit he's head pretty hard, that was pretty dumb love"

Newt said

"y'all are literally getting team up on me"

Thomas sat up and made gesture with he's hands

"Oh i remember something too"

Minho sat up as he said it

"oh god minho not you too"

"Thomas and i were running then out of nowhere he thought he could walk through walls"

Minho said chuckling

" you know what I'm breaking up with the Three of you"

"what?!-"

the three of you said. minho looking down at Thomas because he's at the top

"Oh come on dear we're joking" you said

Thomas didn't answer you felt bad so you started to think of something

"oh and i rememb-"

Thomas only groans and lie down

"i remember minho think he can do flip but ended up on med-jack"

"HEY!, Its not like you tried to climb something and ended going to jeff aswell"

Minho said to you

"atleast i didn't try to split not like newt here"

You said starting the war

"oh really no offense love but i remember you cant even touch the dirt"

Newt said

"because it has WORMS!"

You sat up and throw your hands in the air

"oh your scared of worms but not grivers or cranks"

Thomas said chuckling

"well i- UGHH"

The four of you kept remembering things until y'all fall asleep but when frypan and the others woke up the four of you were of the floor cuddled by each other

[moviesludge]

chomp chomp slurp gnash chomp glupfsh snorch

[origins-ducktales-story]

Part 4 from my au

Ickis lay inside his bed.

Oblina and Krumm make sure Ickis is comfortable in bed, adjusting the blankets and making sure he has everything he needs

.

Oblina (concerned): get plenty of rest,Ickis. We’ll check on you frequently and bring you anything you need.

Ickis: you Don t need to be caring about me honey,you just had enough of the class lessons also scaring asigments.

Oblina shakes her head,her expression filled with concern.

Oblina: We’re your friends,Ickis. Of course we’re going to worry about you. And your health is more important than than anything than class or scaring humans. So just focus on resting and getting better,okay

Ickis: you are going to date a monster who is reckless.

Oblina raises an eyebrow and looks at Ickis with playful smile.

Oblina: what’s that supposed to mean Ickis

Are you calling yourself reckless

Ickis: I m calling myself a reckless honey

Oblina laughs softly and shakes her head.

Oblina:oh,Ickis. You’re not reckless, you’re just young and adventurous. But sometimes that curiosity can lead you into tricky situations. We just don’t want you getting hurt, that’s all.

Ickis: you worry to much and is not good for you because you will missing studies or worst being snorched

Oblina looks slightly sheepish as she nods.

.

Oblina: you re right, I m worrying to much. But it’s only because I care about you Ickis. We both do. It’s hard not to be concerned when one of our friends gets hurt.

Krumm pipes up,trying to lighten the mood after eating a bug.

Krumm(cheerfully): and don’t worry about us missing study,Ickis. We can catch up easily.

It was night time the three friends are sleeping.

~Flashback~

Ickis was a younger monster before he attended the monster academy and meeting Oblina and Krumm, his maternal uncle Scraw take him to show the red sewers the dangerous place where no monster do not return alive.

As Ickis follows his maternal uncle Scraw into the red sewers,an eerie atmosphere fills the air. The red walls and dim lighting cast a menacing glow. Scraw holds a kind of a lantern, providing some light in the encroaching darkness.

Scraw: do you know why this sewers are red.

Young Ickis shakes his head,staring ahead the red walls with wide eyes.

Ickis(curious): no,uncle Scraw. I don’t know why the sewers are red. Can you tell me.

Ickis s eyes widen wit a mix of fear and intrigue.

Ickis(nervous):so other monsters have gone in here and never come back

That sounds dangerous,Uncle Scraw.

He made a nervous sounds,glancing around the dimly lit environment.

Young Ickis face lights up with curiosity at the mention of his mother involvement.

Ickis(excitement):you mean,my mother discovered the sewers that’s amazing tell me more,uncle Scraw . Why did she find it so scary

He hangs onto every word,his imagination running wild with the possibilities of the mysterious red sewer

Scraw: well my older sister Diamond was dating your father,Slickis the great student from our generation,Diamond was wondering where was her lover and she find him enter the red sewer,something that her feels it’s dangerous she entered inside and saving your father out of that place.

Young Ickis eyes sparkle with fascination as Scraw delves deeper into the story of his parents adventure.

Ickis(eagerly): so, my mother,Diamond,saved my father from this sewers that’s incredible

What happened in here to scare her so much, Uncle Scraw did they encounter a monster or something even worse.

Ickis hangs on every word,enthralled by the tale of his parents bravery and the mysteries of the red sewers

Scraw: they found a dead monster inside those sewers it was,the Gromble s father,yes our master is the Gromble but he didn’t t know that his father died in.

Young Ickis gasped,his eyes wide with both amazement and simpathy.

Ickis(quietly): they found the Gromble s father and he died in here

That’s tragic. How did he die uncle Scraw.

His young mind processes the gravity of the situation, filled with a mix of curiosity and sorrow Mr.Gromble s father.

Scraw: well a monster hunter shoot inside the red sewer and hit Gromble s father and he died from an infection from his wounds.

Young Ickis covers his mouth with his hands,his eyes filled with a mix of shock, sadness, and horror.

Ickis(whispers): oh no,that’s horrible. The Gromble s father was shot by a monster hunter and died from infection. Poor Mr. Gromble,that must have been so hard on him.

Ickis s expression turns solemn as he ponders the weight of the story

Scraw: is getting late and I don’t want your mother wondering where you was.

Ickis nods,understanding that it’s time to return home.

Ickis( determined): you’re right uncle Scraw. Mom will be worried if I stay out to late. But thank you for taking me on this adventure today. It was both scary and exciting. I’ll never forget it.

With a mix of. Gratitude and excitement, Ickis waves farewell to Scraw as he prepares to head back home.

Flashback ends~

Ickis sheed a tiny tear…

Ickis: thank you uncle Scraw for your advise…

Sleeps back again.

Oblina,who had been listening intently to the story,gently wipes away Ickis s tear,her eyes filled with empathy and support.

Oblina(softly): it’s okay, Ickis. Your uncle words were wise. Now get some rest and let your body heal. You ll feel better soon, I promise.

She gently adjusts his blanket,making sure he s comfortable and warm

She brushes a comforting hand through his cheek offering him the reassurance he needs.

To be continued.

[wanderinggrizzly]

They got Snorch?????

[moocha-muses]

C: Uh, thanks for making breakfast, Elin. The toast was-

E: *snorch* ou're elcome *cronch*

[monsteracademy]

Oblina: icky we are NOT doing this, we're going to get snorched Ickis: we're going to get ham burger Krumm: yea Oblina:

[peaceforpeople]

For @snipecap

[howaboutahat]

where did snorch and his boy toy go

I don't know! I only just now realized he was deactivated

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

📱 🐷

Blast! I have been snorched again!

[ant-igone]

getting the most sloppiest, nastiest, wettest, soul sucking, sheet grabbing, toe curling, cunt serving, pussy moistening, cock quenching, heart exploding, geneva convention violating, faint inducing, coochie snorching, discombobulating, extraterrestrial, mind boggling, hypnotizing, hyperfixating, geodesic, biblical dome