#the slice girls

[shirtlesssammy]

Dean Winchester every day -- 139/326

Supernatural 7x13//The Slice Girls

[thebeautyofspn]

7x13 The Slice Girls

[samsrowena]

oh i'm so sick as soon as dean sees emma for the first time his face lights up and instead of leaving right after he gets bobby's flask back he just walks right over to her and says hi to her and gushes over how cute she is and he doesn't even fucking know that's literally his baby girl what the fuck

[novastaree]

I'm watching the episode 'The Slice Girls' and oh my god i have so many thoughts on this episode

how did they do emma dirty in one ep?

She literally was hesitant in everything the Amazons made her do, She didn't want to eat that meat thing,she had questions, She didn't want to get branded, She didn't really want to kill her dad (ik it was a tactic but still some of it came from her heart it seemed)

And then as soon as Dean is upset and is trying to talk to Sam about how the hunt went Sam compares Dean choking and not wanting to kill HIS CHILD to Dean killing Amy who in fact was killing people (justified imo but still killing) AND THEN Sam says she wasn't really your child???? You're just saying that cuz you just killed your niece who very much was your niece and very much was Dean's child

And they killed the one Amazon who hadn't killed anyone yet and then lost basically every other Amazon what a net fucking loss for them

that sex scene was pretty good I felt like there hadn't been a good one in a few seasons, And I really liked how it paralleled to the killing of that one guy

Also I just noticed how he said I'm getting too old for this right after when he was talking to Sam and that kind of makes sense because after that there was even less sex scenes

the whole ep the boys were talking about bobby And it reminded me of in season 2 how they were grieving john, except it seemed more emotional this time around like they were actually trying to process it in some way, Not exactly healthy but processing it

[honeypiecastiel]

There's something about the last time we see Dean have sex with a woman being juxtaposed with another man being murdered

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

Just so you guys have an understanding of how unhinged I am, here is a list of things I am saying in real time, "narrating" a show; Supernatural 7x13

"Okay, an anti-vaxxer."

"Hugh Jackman sideburns."

"That escalated quickly."

"Yes. And alcoholism."

*gasp* "Bloodplay."

"Kinky."

"Whaaaaat."

"Horny jackass."

"Kinky."

"Evil octopus."

"Okay, that's weird."

"Ohhh, it's a breeding cult."

"Yeah, and then they abandoned the babies on a hill."

[waywardvamp]

Well, I have arrived of the "Dean has a daughter we will never talk about again" episode. Lord have mercy.

[mmaeeve]

daily dean quote #145/366:

“news flash, pal. you’re just as screwed up as i am.”

- season 7, episode 13, the slice girls

[spn-episode-showdown]

Round 1, Poll 9

[thebeautyofspn]

7x13 The Slice Girls

[samsrowena]

not to get too earnest about an utterly ridiculous season seven motw buckleming episode (and i should probably save my thoughts for my writers rewatch anyway since i'm only one away from it) but the interesting thing to me about emma is that at the end when they try to hand wave it all away with the whole "it's fine, she wasn't really yours" thing, dean pushes back on it!!! like he absolutely could've just been like you know what. you're right. it was just a monster really, not my human kid, so it doesn't count. but the fact that he literally makes a point to be like no, she was actually mine means something!!!

[creepycrawlycallings]

Man I’d sure love to update that fanfic but I can’t translate all of my thoughts about “Slice Girls” into coherent words.

[soft-pine]

keep an eye on baby birch because i'd hate to see her make the same mistake

some blueberry pie life: chapter 24

title from Baby Birch by Joanna Newsom

notes ↓

April, 1992

references the moment in 3.08 when Sam finds John's journal and Dean has to explain about hunting

October, 1992

I've always felt Dean would do whatever it took to keep Sam from hunting as long as he could so this is how I always read that phone call from the flashback in 11.08

John saying Sam doesn't have the same drive or instinct to hunt is compiled from some sentiments from the John's journal entries

July, 1991

This restaurant in PA exists and I have had a bad time there as a kid. Couldn't help myself from including it I guess.

[spn-rewatch-ventzone]

WAIT NO ITS THE EMMA EPISODE

IM NOT READ FOR THESE EMOTIONS PLEASE I CANT DO THIS

[softsophos]

Peer Review Time! Let's rate episodes my friend gave 1 Star when they watched for the first time

[liopleurodean]

Season 7, Episode 13: The Slice Girls

Spooky

Interesting music

That's a weird zoom

Rip that guy

Whoa.

That's just freaky

Dean is snoring 😂

Hey, alcohol is alcohol

They're not most people

Doubt it

You've gone for less

That's fun

Yeah, not really

At least there's a pattern

Awesome!

Dean.

Dean, no

Yeah

That's horrifying

Absolutely not. Dean's not even close to ready for that

Mm, not really

Ew

These are some weird camera angles

He probably learned it from anime

Great music

They're really gonna do that side-by-side? Yikes

I heard that was a hard scene to film on Jensen's part 😂

WOW THE SHOTS

Rip Dean

Really? Dean's too old for a hookup?

Yeah

Something tells me it's not a guy

Poor guy

Uh oh

It's a lead

Really, Dean?

Wow

What were you expecting, Dean?

He sounds actually beat up about it

I know that's supposed to be plot twisty, but I kind of already knew it was coming

That's just sad

That place does not look sterile

Baby Emma Winchester

Yeah...

Okay..?

Dude! Talk about greedy

Hey, that sounds like fun

Come on, dude

Okay then

He's a hack

Yeah

It's a rare occasion

Ooh, bad idea

YIKES

Ouch

That's a shock

Oh, definitely

Buddy, you have no idea

He's got a point

That's suspicious

That's rough

Um. A serial killer?

Yeah!

Yeah...

Why would the autopsy guy know that?

Stakeout time

Not exactly

There's definitely something wrong

He definitely hasn't dodged the bullet yet

Dean's catching on

You mean this happens to you a lot, Dean?

How did they not notice the tail?

He's a hunter, Sam. He'll still have his eyes peeled for anything, and that'll register

Probably more like 7

I'm glad that Dean figured it out

This is concerning

Ew

They don't care

Exactly like Wonder Woman.

This should be ringing bells in your head, Dean

Crap

Oh, you haven't dealt with the Winchesters

Sam.

I actually know a lot of this

Ha! What did Dean say?

Yup

Oh, Dean...

Something tells me Dean wasn't entirely in control there

I'm sorry, Dean

Yikes

And Dean would fit the agenda

What the heck is that supposed to mean, Sam?

That's spooky

What?

He's on edge, stop being rude

This is ridiculous

Aka Amazons

Wow, Sam

Ooh, nice!

There she is

Is that a move, or not?

I can't tell if she actually wants help

I really do feel bad for her

Did she?

She looks serious

He never said that

Touche

Dude.

Yeah no dip

It's the daughters

A little

Crap

Well, you're not much better

That's such a fake prop

Very greek-style blade, though

Double crap

The single pink suitcase among all of the boys' belongings

That's a sucky amount of food, Dean

Please don't

Dang it, Sam

Yeah, well

Doesn't mean much

Exactly

Not necessarily

Are you sure?

It's too late to play that game

I wish they had made better choices

Literally

They've already cleared out

Oh, Dean

And then they totally forgot about it

Oh, that's a fair point

Wasn't she?

Yeah, that's what happens!

It made more sense in his head

Not really

Oh, Dean...