#the shrekening

[shrxe]

IM AWESOME! TAKE

watch out for me! im awesome as i wanna be!

shree

[they/it] / non-bianary bean / enfp-t / asexual / panromantic / desi (abcd) / cabin 7 / slytherin / minor

guess what?!?!? I LOVEEEE... percy jackson, heroes of olympus, the lunar chronicles, aru shah, harry potter (fuck jkr), a series of unfortunate events, a school for good and evil, land of stories, tale of magic, sisters grimm, trials of apollo, fairy tale, beetlejuice, teen titans go, steven universe, gravity falls

my earholes will BEG to hear... my chemical romance, the arctic monkeys, tally hall, the neighborhood, surf curse, grandson, coldplay, cults, mindless self indulgence, green day, mother mother, and jack stauber

IMMMMM AAA... poet, author, actor, violinist, pianist, keyboardist, game designer, certified tech nerd

currently freaking out over gays <3

aliases?!: shreeko, @book-girl4evaaa mouse, @the-slowest-turtle-deactivated2 shree bee, @thx-sunsxts-addrxss shrew, @im-on-crack-send-help screech, @hijabi-flavored-nerd shreeometer, @cunt-cocainee n my dude mr clean

i am impolitely throwing you out the window: - zionists - homophobes - zoophiles - hate anons - all around asses

stuff to be heard: my follower event has ended. if you would like to see the previous orders click here help recover hurricane milton

linkers: music and shit @starsnsonnets -> poetry blog @elys1vm -> writing blo

and vent acc is @shr3e

blinkiez:

other stuff -

my bday is june 23 :)

aaaaand my fav color is….complicated

pls tell me if i make you uncomfy!!! i will stop i swear

i love all of you guys, you all mean the world to me <3

dms are always open

[multistalker]

Sidorovich gave Shreken and Clicken an old camera: "Since you can't find artifacts, take pictures of the Zone's beauty for the blog. I'll give you goods for the likes and comments you earn!" The young stalkers were initially excited about the task, but only until they saw the price list: a loaf of bread - 2 likes, canned meat - 6 likes, shotgun shells (20 pcs) - 6 likes, single-shot shotgun - 450 likes… "We won't even earn enough for canned meat!" Clicken gasped. But they have no choice, so the friends set off on a photo hunt. Surviving in the Zone isn't easy: they need to get at least 8 of your precious likes (for a loaf of bread and canned meat). Their only hope is you)). And so, one comment equals 5 likes).

[starsnsonnets]

you should probably update the pronouns in your pinned post

thx and done

[clefablepb]

The Shrekening is near. Fear not, for our Lord and Saviour shall return.

[ladydisdain81]

Ok, trying to write, I was looking up names for a vampire lord and a generator I found spit of the name, I swear to Christ, Count Valentin von Shreken

I CANNOT NAME MY VAMPIRE AFTER FUCKING SHREK

"Velcome to mah swamp."

[nomsthecat]

the shrekening seems to have calmed down i think it's safe now

oh thats good still can't speak in the server because I have no need to and will feel overly annoying if I just appear randomly♥♥♥ anxiety am i right pals sigh

[goodappleboy]

I'm LIVE with the Shrekening!! Come chat and laugh as we scream https://twitch.tv/goodappleboy

SHREK 2 RERELEASED IN THEATERS 2024?! Come celebrate with me tonight at 7pm pst while I draw Shrek characters from memory!

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[dissonantdreamer]

@souncivilized17 @schwulchen

the ancient ones have spoken, your shrekrifices of memes have appeased the council.

you have worked in tandem to bring upon a great ancient terror.

in the words of the layered one: sometimes things are more than they appear

[two-singular-tissues]

The Shrible

19:01 The Shrekoning

Written by @redtheincrediblystupid @high-five-left-hanging @nerdyweeb19 @banana-overlord and I

Twas a temperate day out when I was Hatsune Miku. My fake anime tiddies flopped around gracefully as I bravely ran across the battlefield to scout for the enemy. I could see my enemy across the plains, the Keith voltrons and the klance stans. Suddenly, my tiddies started jiggling ominously. A loud and distant nut could be heard from a sans cosplayer. And then I saw him. The ultimate weapon of the other side of the war. I shidded and farded as I trembled before him, the best Bucky cosplayer ever. I had to stop myself from ravishing him right then and there but my attempts were futile and we jumped on top of eachother and had a tickle fight. The most dangerous part of any war. In the words of Freddie Mercury, he was a tickle machine ready to reload.

“Lets get out of here” he said in a low voice as he scooped me up and threw me over his shoulder. And then he threw me over to the enemy and the multiple Keiths took me over to interrogate me. My fake anime tiddies flopping in sadness as I was crying in the Keiths’ arms.

“How could you do this?” I cried at him, his strangely anime bucky eyes glistening at me. He pulled off a mask to reveal Monika.

“T I D D I E S???”

She screamed, disregarding my sad tiddy jiggle. “M-monika-chan? Why are you here? Did you move to the other side of the war when we broke up?”

“Ya tiddies, hand em’ over!!”

“No! I won’t!” I screamed as my tiddies started jiggling intensely as my magical girl transformation occurred

“W-what??!!” Monika screeched while doing squats, readying herself for the oncoming fight. As my magical girl clothes appeared, they took the shape of a skimpy bra, just the right size for my tiddies (okay maybe a bit too small). A small skirt that basically showed everything and a pair of large, rainbow crocs. I complete my transformation and yell "TIDDIE PUNCH!" as I smack Monika with my oversized tiddies, once with each tiddy. Monika was yeeted away as the power of the Tiddies was too severe.

“T-the tiddy p-power….. it’s too powerfully shrexy!!” As soon as I said the word, I could hear the faint sound of what I think to be all star playing somewhere above us. It was the Almighty God, Shrek. He glowed above us, his face stone cold.

“I give you life, and this is how you all repay me?” Nervously I respond

“Almighty God Shrek? Is it truly you?” He stared at me with distaste.

“I forbid this war. You were all never meant to fight, to be part of this horrible practice. But you were. There shall be no afterlife for you all, as a punishment for your sins.” he muttered, before his eyes glowed brown and he rose to the heavens and the Earth started to rumble. He sharted in his heavenly mud pool, and then the Earth began to crumble. My coochie quacked and my tiddies jiggled in terror. The almighty Shrek has betrayed us, his creations. Instead of improving us, he instead killed us all.

“I will curse all of the cosplayers that survive the fall of the earth and all of their children. The race of cosplayers will never be the same after the shrekening.”

[moonshoesmoonshoes]

❤️ 4/20/2020

Y’all should follow me on tiktok tho

[just-binch-thoughts]

Ah yes, the very beginning. Almost everyone knows about just-shower-thoughts well enough. Of course, since we're all petty fucks on this webbed site, someone started just-shower-responses. Then someone started just-shower-responses-responses. You can imagine this started a bit of a chain, and besides that chain a lot of other just-shower-[WORD] blogs.

I am one of those early blogs at the dawn of showerfam, and so were Narrator and Llawer, though it was called the shower cult/coven then (Cult at first, but then after finding out you could get in trouble for using that word, the coven). Skipping over all the drama, bla bla bla, the early coven was kinda toxic and honestly that discord server sucked ass, coven slowly died. If you're there for most of it, you might be aware of the shrekening, which no one ever mentions anymore. Annoyingly.

Then around the end of 2020 (Yes, pip was already around then) I made a post that said something like "I can't keep track of all the responders by pfp anymore". This prompted the shower renaissance, because like I said, petty fucks. And yeah, pip made a list, which failed horribly. Since then, Gay probably became the biggest blog, and seems to be the one gaining traction outside of the showerfam circles. Which is fair because Gay is probably the funniest of all of us, though sometimes unintentionally.

these ain't gay thoughts anymore, it's just corrections of shower thoughts

Always has been

[multistalker]

Shreken was looking for happiness in the Zone. He wandered for a long time through the dangerous Swamps and the Junkyard, narrowly avoiding death, but only on Jupiter did he suddenly become happy. Happiness enveloped him completely, but it did not last long. Strong blows to his face suddenly brought him back to earth. "Wake up, Shreken!" he heard Clicken's voice pawing at him. - "You're being zombified by the Controller! I told you, you idiot, not to wander around without psi protection!" Since then, Shreken has often wondered if his thoughts and feelings really belong to him, and not imposed from the outside.

[felikatze]

I'M GLAD YOU'VE GIVEN ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPOSIT I WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY ASKING FOR

just like how lucina is SOMEHOW classified as the gingerbread man, owain takes the spot of puss in boots

it started out with the idea that only he's sufficently dramatic for it and spiralled from there.

from the fic itself, you may note the tag, "nowi is owain's parent." owain is, in fact, both puss and boots AND the dronkey. except he's just a dragon.

except, he is the only normal manakete. he just looks perfectly human. he could turn into a dragon. there just hasn't been a suitable opportunity to reveal that yet.

plot wise, owain starts out as pretty much lucina's errand boy as she's off running her seer business. he's crossing the land searching for the plot important people (i.e., chrom, lissa, robin). owain actually succeeds in finding chrom. what he fails at is.. recognizing him. in chapter 1 of The Shrekening Rewrite, owain challenges chrom to a duel, loses, and runs off.

that'll be fun to report to lucina, surely.

in the shrek 2 chunk of things, owain actully meets and recognizes chrom. besides errand running, owain's also been working as a merc here and there, protection gigs by and large, though one thing he's always up for are... duels. after all, he needs events to put in his epics.

so when king validar of dohlr approaches him with an offer to. uhm. "duel." owain accepts. (validar is hoping they'll kill each other. he wants his son-in-law GONE.)

and from there, chrom kicks his ass (again), and owain joins the party to stop grima!

so like. tldr. owain did not intent to find chrom in the swamp. he was looking to fight a beast. in doing so, he motivated chrom's entire journey out and somehow saved the world. and later, owain did not intend to help chrom specifically either - he just fell for validar's obvious bait.

whichever task lucina sets him to, he always fails at. she is going to go insane. and when she's gearing up to fight her dad, she wants owain's help for the epic showdown... and he shows up, chrom and lissa in tow. she is going to scream. how does he keep doing this

manakete owain. king of failing upwards

honestly it's a shame no one's asked about owain in the shrek au yet i think he's my favorite for just. his guyfailure swag

[chaosseeking]

shrekenteen remastered - shrekenteen 2: the shrekening

vernon as arthur pendragon 12/13

@faejihoon​ :D

[cococrim]

Coincidence? I think not!