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ive been laughing over this for five minutes




why do they look the same.... especially marty and dante am i tripping.
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(headcanons time) he probably weighted like 50kg since virgil could pick him up like a kitten in one movement and not get tired after carrying him by dangerous paths😭i mean Virgil was a man and taller than him and he used to work hard but LUCIA ALSO CARRIED DANTE AND FOR 2 HOURA STRAIGHT OR SOMETHING UP THE LITERAL MOUNTAIN😿😿😿 i headcanon dante being a toothpick i dont care he was warrior he was a shitty one... id feed him well
someone please write a fic where virgil takes care of his health abd feeds him well (i guess thats a massive headcanon that virgils a nice cook there are multiple fics where he is)
Dante is def anemic somebody get that bitch a lil green smoothie and a liver paté
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is that him on the photo
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When Virgil was born, he didn't cry.
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#dante alighieri#divine comedy#dante#the divine comedy#la divina commedia#beatrice#beatrice portinari#the shitty comedy hooray
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#shitpost#the shitty comedy hooray#dante alighieri#divine comedy#the divine comedy#la divina commedia#dante#virgil#vergil#beatrice#the yassification of publius vergilius maro#beatrice portinari#la divina comedia#divina commedia
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Mid as fuck imo lol I didn't like it
@crvggio
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I think Dante's afraid of that thing on his side...

Girls who are into size difference when his hand is as wide as their fucking waist😍 no like literally
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thank you
he got the drip

@kusurrone
What should I do next to the poor creature ?
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that matpat photo but its dante looking like he gave birth to his child
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They look like
KAZAKH DANTE AND VIRGIL LMFAOOOO🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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The scream I crode at this painting HE LOOKS PREGNANT I CAN'T HELP IT


@hiracaeth
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Why was vergil coughing off blood all the time?
He had endometriosis
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What if instead of the Divine Comedy it was called the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 comedy
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