#the sheer hypocrisy of it jfc
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'I will not say farewell, my lord,' said Pippin.
- almost word-for-word echo of sam's song in the tower. brb crying over hobbits again.
Now silently the host of Rohan moved forward into the field of Gondor, pouring in slowly but steadily, like the rising tide through breaches in a dike that men have thought secure.
- this is the point where i started vibrating too quickly for the human eye to perceive
And straightway all the horns in the host were lifted up in music, and the blowing of the horns of Rohan in that hour was like a storm upon the plain and a thunder in the mountains.
- there is not enough "fuck yeah" in this world and middle earth combined
And never in after years could he hear a horn blown in the distance without tears starting in his eyes.
- you & me both mate
Denethor started as one waking from a trance, and the flame died in his eyes, and he wept; and he said: 'Do not take my son from me! He calls for me.' ... Denethor followed him, and stood trembling, looking with longing on the face of his son.
- on the one hand, genuinely sympathetic. on the other hand, all this parental affection would've been a bit more useful before you Sent Him To His Death, Arsehole
'Go then and labour in healing! Go forth and fight! Vanity.'
- this isn't even "pot calling the kettle black", it's just straight-up hypocrisy.
Yet one stood there still: Dernhelm the young, faithful beyond fear; and he wept, for he had loved his lord as a father.
- ... so we're still playing this game, jirt? even now? really? *sigh* ok, fine. """dernhelm""" loved """his""" lord, got it
'Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may.'
- one of, if not the, all-time "fuck around & find out"s
'And I would send word to Éowyn. She, she would not have me leave her, and now I shall not see her again, dearer than daughter.'
- how many times will the sheer & shining amount of LOVE in this stories rip my heart into confetti???
'Are you going to bury me?' said Merry.
- 🥺🥺🥺
...and out of Far Harad black men like half-trolls with white eyes and red tongues.
- jfc. for every "fair for its day" moment there's one of these, whether it's enemies on the battlefield or allies like ghan-buri-ghan. repugnant actually.
'Thus we meet again, though all the hosts of Mordor lay between us,' said Aragorn. 'Did I not say so at the Hornburg?'
- yeah yeah smartarse, no-one likes an "i told you so"
...red fell the dew in Rammas Echor.
- sad but also metal af
'I have been too busy with this and that to heed all the crying and shouting,' she answered.
- Ioreth my giiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrl so good to see you sis love your life love your choices
'Not a beggar,' said Aragorn. 'Say a captain of the Rangers, who are unused to cities and houses of stone.'
- *snort*
...said Aragorn. 'One thing also is short, time for speech.'
- TAKE A FUCKEN HINT BABES (not that it does any good. ioreth will not be contained)
'My friend,' said Gandalf, 'you had horses, and deeds of arms, and the free fields; but she, born in the body of a maid, had a spirit and courage at least the match of yours. Yet she was doomed to wait upon an old man...'
- gandalf pointing out the mûmakil in the room: bigotry
'Master Meriadoc,' said Aragorn, 'if you think that I have passed through the mountains and yhe realm of Gondor with fire and sword to bring herbs to a careless soldier who throws away his gear, you are mistaken. ...he will leave you to reflect on the history of tongues. And so now must I.'
- i am howling
For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach. His song in the Tower had been defiance rather than hope; for then he was thinking of himself. Now, for a moment, his own fate, and even his master's, ceased to trouble him. He crawled back into the brambles and laid himself by Frodo's side, and putting away all fear he cast himself into a deep untroubled sleep.
- everyone say thank you to the nice star for letting sam get some decent bloody rest for a change (grumbles about hobbits with no self-care practice)
#lotr newsletter#what a day#what a read#wtf are emotions#aragorn's Extremely Long Day#sass king of sassdor
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is2g if I have to see tagged jb and not jc that fucking ‘you’re shipping a grown man with a teenager’ argument one more time I’m not answering for my actions
and next time someone complains about my tagged post I’m throwing in their face that I had to read that shit again and it wasn’t tagged anti jb and it wasn’t tagged jc either so I couldn’t blacklist any of them for fuck’s sake and then you wonder why I ask myself why the fuck i even put effort into being civil and make sure people can blacklist my stuff when I have to read that hypocritical bullshit tagged and without any way to not fucking blacklist it if you don’t wanna see people crying about how romantic it is that jc were banging/doing sexual stuff since long before puberty
fuck that noise tbqh
#only slightly less toxic than chernobyl's ruins#anti-cersei lannister#anti-cersei#anti-lannincest#anti-jaime x cersei#jaime x brienne for ts#OH HEY#LOOK AT THAT#*I* TAGGED EVERYTHING#GUESS WHO HASN'T??#fuck that noise i'm this tempted to untag everything#but i'm an adult so I won't#but good lord ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BRINGING UP THE PEDOPHILIA/AGE GAP THING#ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THAT#CAN YOU JUST FUCKING NOT#the sheer hypocrisy of it jfc#ah well she's blocked i just hope she's not the same ass who bitched about mistagging in 2014
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God i agree so much, you can't go 2 steps in bnha ao3 tag without running into all might bashing like my man is kind he didn't deserve this shit especially because it's done to place Aizawa "stinky garbage teacher man" on a pedestal
DUDE i could go on a fucking rant about and y'know what? I will.
Apologies for the chunks of text thata re very ramble-y.
It seems like a lot of hatred of Yagi stems from two things: his words to Izuku in s1e1, and his bad teaching. For the latter, I think that's bullshit because in my interpretation, Yagi is not quirkist. People forget that he was fuckin quirkless himself, and sure, his generation wasn't as discriminatory but he presumably went through the same things as Izuku. And keep in mind, Yagi regards himself as helpless/useless without his quirk (see: the Vigilante Arc in the manga), as to him it's the only reason he could be a hero. Furthermore, even with the most powerful quirk, he still got his ass beat by AFO. So when a quirkless Izuku asks him if he can be a hero, it's not that he hates quirkless people, or that he is discriminatory, it's that Yagi own insecurities dictate that he himself couldn't be a hero without a quirk. Yagi is a victim of the system that discriminates against quirkless people, as well as a victim of his own trauma.
And with the former point, I see a lot of points that Yagi sucks because he's a bad teacher and didn't stop Izuku from breaking himself. Now, he's not an amazing teacher, but jfc characters can have flaws, and ultimately he's well meaning. But the sheer hypocrisy I see when people write Aizawa as this amazing teacher when he did fuck all for Izuku too. Aizawa let Izuku break himself and never helped, even though he threatened Izuku on the first day. (And speaking of the first day, there's no way Aizawa didn't rig the QAT. Izuku canonically can lift a whole ass fridge with Yagi on top with 100% quirkless, and is. comparatively fit. There's no way people like Hagakure, Jiro, Kaminari, Koda, etc. etc. would beat him in everything enough for him to be last place.) Furthermore, Aizawa had to know Izuku only just got his quirk (I believe that the thing that he doesn't check student files is completely fanon, but correct me if I'm wrong) and did nothing, but gets put on a pedestal! And that's hypocritical. Aizawa let Bakugo harass Izuku, didn't notice Mineta's harassment, didn't help Kaminari utilise his quirk to stop him from shocking himself, etc. etc. And I think that Aizawa is a product of a bystander society but y'all, how can he be put on a pedestal and Yagi bashed when he's a shit teacher too??
Also, if there was a quirkless person in the hero course, what's the chance Aizawa would have expelled them? Because tbh, there's probably a chance that he would.
Also, don't get me started on the people who think Yagi 'groomed' Izuku like wtf. If that's the case, then doesn't that mean Aizawa groomed Shinso? I could also talk a lot abt shinso because a lot of the stuff about him is completely fanon and everyone likes to woobify him, but that's an ask for another day. How people can bash Yagi, but have a Bakugo redemption, parental Aizawa, good friend Shinso, etc. is just, eh. Like I get it, but eh.
And honestly, to an extent I get it. People love found family. Hell, I'm a massive fan of Irondad, Dadmight, and so many other things like that. And to an extent Dadzawa isn't bad! But to bash Yagi to make Aizawa seem like a better person? Nah. They're both heavily flawed characters, and ignoring one's flaws and exacerbating the other's just feels hypocritical.
Honestly, at this point I can't really read any Dadzawa fics or Quirkless Izuku fics because of the rampant Yagi bashing. It's just, ugh. I can't wait until the Vigilante arc is animated, so that anime-onlys have to see that Yagi and Izuku's relationship is so much more that what they describe.
But hell, this is the MHA fandom. Critical analysis means fuck all here. But each to their own.
Ultimately, MHA is a flawed world, where everyone is a victim of societal bias and inherent discrimination. No one character is exempt from this. Not Yagi, not Aizawa, not anyone else. But everyone is allowed to have their own interpretation.
#fuck this was a long one#yeah I have Feelings(tm)#correct me if I'm wrong in any of these points#ask#anon#bnha#mha#discourse#not vld
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the sheer fucking hypocrisy of calling bernie unelectable because people were slightly mean on twitter and then propping up a literal rapist jfc
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