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silvantransthranduiltrash · 1 month ago

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Imagine legolas trying to explain why he doesn’t like sm1 romantically bc they’re a cousin to a noldo/sinda, only to die a little inside bc he remembers that no, that is not, in fact, a reason for noldo/sinda to not date each other.

Legolas: no i don’t have a crush on xyz, firstly, bc she’s my cousin-

Elladan: what’s that got to do with anything?

Legolas:

Legolas: i genuinely wish that that wasn’t the first thing that comes out of your mouth.

#i will never let this go #the sheer despair legolas feels whenever this topic comes up #he doesn’t know how to go about this respectfully #he doesn’t think that incest should be normal #unfortunately he is friends with a family who’s tree is a wreath #and he doesn’t want to break them apart #but also #he does not endors #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #the hobbit #silmarillion #legolas #silvans #noldor #sindar

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