#the sheep were the groomsmen and bridesmaids

[glamangel3766]

💖 I LOVE THEM 💖

I have already married them and am currently deciding on names for their adopted kid(s) and pet cat if they decide to have them. I hope the OP @zetrystan doesn’t mind this because it’s too late for me now. I need this ship like I need the air we breathe.

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Technically true.

[escailyyy]

Sansa and Tyrion end up together multiverse part 1

So today I'm in an angsty mood because how dare my ships not end up together and where is the justice for Sansa and Tyrion because they could have had it all and they were done so dirty. Anyway in case I forget about it after I go to sleep I wanna do either a photo set or a bunch of vignettes inspired in this Quote by Gaby Dunn:

You just found me in the wrong universe. That’s all. This is, as they say, the darkest timeline. Everywhere else, nay, “everywhen” else — us in the Civil War, us in Ancient Egypt, us in the swinging ’60s — we are happy....If you’re sad, do like I do and just think of the other ‘verses. The ones where I believe in love and where I don’t hate myself and where I never feel the need to kamikaze relationships. A universe where we can have nice things. It’s helpful, right?

Because you could have loved me forever. And maybe in another universe, I let you. - Gaby Dunn

And it would just be Sansa and Tyrion in a bunch of multiverse scenarios where they do end up together so here is part 1.

-The one where Sansa and Tyrion are two strangers having a one night stand before a destination wedding in the Bahamas and then they find out they're a bridesmaid and groomsmen for Jon and Danny. It's a hilarious wedding filled with misadventures, they end up back in bed a bunch of times, until they're caught by the bride and groom making out and they have to be dragged into performing their wedding party duties. Tyrion catches the bouquet, Sansa gives a terribly cringy speech about love and romance. Once it's all over Sansa and Tyrion realize life is too short to worry about what ifs and decide to start a life of traveling the world together.

-the one where Sansa is a pro tennis player and Tyrion is a sports reporter and they just click after one too many press conferences

The one where Sansa is an assassin tasked with killing the Lannister black sheep son but ends up liking him instead, and he likes her so much he turns himself into an informant for the FBI once they offer him the chance to erase her criminal records so they can be together in witness protection. ( I like to think that in this universe Sansa and Tyrion have the pleasure of killing Tywin as a couple)

The universe in which they are broke roommates making ends meet! Because Tyrion got himself disinherited and Sansa's father is in jail for fake charges, and there's a this shoebox apartment they can afford pooling their respective funds. He watches her date and she watches him date until at one point they realize the reason none of their relationships ever work out is because the perfect companion has always been at home, waiting with open arms.

The WW2 war universe where Sansa is an army nurse and Tyrion is a assistant for his Sergeant father stationed in the camp Sansa is assigned to. They get caught up in the war and fall inlove despite the hardship but ultimately they're separated when their station is evacuated but they promise to meet again in London when the war ends. After many hardships. They're reunited after the fall of Hitler and set off to start a family together.

The universe in which Tyrion is an old school Rock Star and Sansa is a Pop Singer who writes her own music and their fans absolutely hate them together. But they take Hollywood by storm and have a torrid highly publicized romance which crashes and burns, ( but not really because they're secretly still together and have been for years. And they just want the press to stay out of their relationship)

The obligatory Christmas universe where Sansa is a top executive who gets called back to her small town of Winterfell for Christmas. And then there's Tyrion the jolly coffee shop owner who teaches her that there's more to Christmas than just consumerism and sadness. Later he reveals his tragic backstory as a burned out fortune 500 VP, who decided to follow his dream of living in a small town and opening his own coffee shop. They both skate, meet mall Santa Claus, pick out a Christmas tree and fall inlove under the magic of the mistletoe. I just know they probably bought a Christmas tree farm and are running it together.

Roaring 20's universe where Tyrion runs a speakeasy and Sansa is the flapper girlfriend of his nephew, who breaks up with Joff the first time he tries bullying her. So Tyrion gives her a special pass in his establishment and they become friends. They both like to gossip about his patrons and find ways to keep the party going during the prohibition. Eventually she moves her stuff into his room upstairs and just leaves them there, he takes it to mean they're an item and lets her do whatever she wants, which she takes to mean he's her man now. After the prohibition ends they turn his place into a bar and decide to settle down and become semi respectable members of society, Tyrion drinks, Sansa dances, and they're happy together. ( The grandkids still hear the wildest stories about their youth)

I'll add a part 2 or 3 later, I'm going to sleep now. If they're Sanrion stans still out there, shoot me a message in my inbox about which other universes Sansa and Tyrion do end up together.

( And which variants, you want to see in a an 'into the spiderverse' style drabble, in which multiple variants meet the couple of that one Benioff-Weiss universe where they DIDN'T end up together)

[beelsfridge]

The Wedding Fiasco

aka a mini crack story

Lucifer: *in a fairly nice grooms suit* How did we end up like this? ;

MC: Do you take Lucifer to be your hoefully wedded husband?

Diavolo: *in a full blown out wedding dress* I do!

Lucifer: hoe…? Why do you seem eager Lord Diavolo ..?

MC: and do you, Lucifer take Lord Diavolo to be your lawfully wedded-

Lucifer: This is ridiculous, why are we indulging this? Lord Diavolo this is absurd surely -?

Diavolo: in order to keep peace between the three realms we must obliged to the demands and wants of our dearly beloved MC.

Asmo: this is some intense roleplay *he giggles quietly as one of Lucifer’s groomsmen*

Mammon: *groans* how did I get dragged into this again? *one of Lucifer’s best man* why are we doing this?!

Levi: I agree, I’m missing precious marathon tv time…

Asmo: MC came up with the brilliant plan for us to model Majolish’s new grooms wedding line- apparently they were very upset that they missed (family members) wedding up in the human world while they were here

Mammon: yeah but where the hell is Satan and belphie? Beel?- *he turns to the catering area and sees Beel eating the wedding cake already* …..

Luke:(flower boy/ standing next to Simeon) so…where did he even get the dress ?..

Simeon:*one of diavolos bridesmaids *with a smile* apparently his mother expected a girl when he was born so he’s had the dress stored away…but …I think we should be asking why he chose the dress instead of one of the suits…*he sweatdrops nervously*

Asmo: Lucifer forbade Satan and Belphie from attending

MC: if there are no objections then I hereby-

Barbatos: *rushes in through the doors uncharacteristically out of breath* I OBJECT YOUR HONOR!

All: *dramatic gasp*

Diavolo: Barbatos? What’s this meaning of this?! You’re ruining the photoshoot!

Barbatos: lord diavolo…I must confess….*his cheeks pink*

Diavolo: what is it Barbatos?…

Barbatos: ny lord… I… they..*points at the MC on the stand* THEY ARE A FRAUD! *he holds up the real mini sheep MC and there more dramatic gasps*

Real MC: I was wondering where you guys were …what are you guys…wearing?… is..is this a wedding?

Fake MC: *closes ?Bible? With a sly smile* Well. It seems I’ve been caught red handed…

Lucifer:*in a warning tone* ….Solomon… drop the facade this instant!

FakeMC/Solomon: This was most fun. I almost got away with it too. I’ll have to give those two my regards. *poofs away*

All: . . .

Mammon: I take it back Asmo, this was the best thing ever.

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Bonus:

Belphie: it’s too bad Lucifer didn’t let us go to the photoshoot. I would’ve killed to see his facial expression when he realizes he’s really getting married to Diavolo. *yawns*

Satan: but we expected he wouldn’t let us come. *reading his book* *he giggles maniacally* but it’s just funnier knowing the chaos that must be ensuing as we speak. Besides… it’s not like we had anything to do with it. We weren’t even invited.

Belphie: *lets out a chuckle*

*the echoes of doors opening*

Lucifer: WHERE ARE THEY?!

Satan* Ah.. the sound of perfected revenge … *he continues reading peacefully*

[wolfpawn]

I Hate You, I Love You, Chapter 168

Chapter Summary -With a day to think over her issues, Danielle and Tom decide on a venue and discuss other important parts of the wedding.

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Rating - Mature (some chapters contain smut)

Triggers - references to Tom Hiddleston’s work with the #MeToo Movement. That chapter will be tagged accordingly.

authors Note - I have been working on this for the last 3 years, it is currently 180+ chapters long.  This will be updated daily, so long as I can get time to do so, obviously.

NOTES -So yeah, Ashford castle is in Connemara too, it is a very fancy hotel where Rory McIlroy the golfer got married, and Pierce Brosnan...well, if I have to say who is, I'm shook.Also, apparently, that is the name of one of the people running the agency Tom is with, so yeah, I just went with that.

Danielle looked at the extravagant building in front of her apprehensively. It was gorgeous but it was a five-star hotel, of course, it would be, the sensible side reminded her that this was one of the most expensive venues in Ireland and that was simply too much. The other part realised what she loved about Kylemore Abbey, it was far more to their liking in many ways. She sighed. Perhaps that was why they did not say yes straight away so that when she did, it was because she was not worried about other places, that she would know it was right for them. She no sooner saw the wedding organiser for the hotel and felt as though it was more of a brag for them to have high profile weddings than anything the bride and groom could want for their day. At the end of it all, she gave one look to Tom and a slight shake of the head and he gave a similar nod before they thanked the events planner and went back to the car.

“Elle?” Tom asked curiously.

“Can we tell Kylemore yes?” Tom stopped and looked at her. “I thought you didn’t…” “I know but this place, which is gorgeous, yes but it’s not us.” “No, it’s not,” Tom agreed. “I would love to stay here for a few days but for our wedding…”

“Definitely.” “That doesn’t mean Kylemore has to be the place though.” Tom pointed out. “If you’re not happy with it, we don’t have to pick it, it’s not a ‘here or there only’ choice. We can keep looking.” “Kylemore is not renowned for weddings, just the pictures, it’s known for other things. No one we don’t want will suspect it and it is beautiful. They were actually nice to us and seemed to care about our day, not the publicity and I just feel it is a far better fit. I just...with time to think and whatnot, I would like it, honestly.” “And the cost?” Tom pressed slightly. They had spoken about it several times but before they left, Tom physically sat her down and told her that though he knew she was a financially savvy woman, something he liked about her, and she knew he was not one to spend unnecessarily himself as could be noted by his constant use of the same few garments but weddings were costly affairs in general and with neither of them planning to do it more than once, he wanted it done right and knew she was similar. She was meticulous by nature, so of course, she would want the best from their day and he was willing to do whatever was required to do so within reason. If he said it was reasonable, he was willing to do it and wanted her to feel that she could ask for most anything she wanted for the day and he would agree.

Danielle inhaled deeply. “As you said, it’s once-off.”

Elated that she had listened to him, Tom retrieved the number for the Abbey and dialled it, watching as Danielle began driving towards the Victorian complex, making arrangements to book their day, excited to be getting something so official sorted.

*

It was dark by the time Danielle and Tom left the Abbey. There was a substantial amount of paperwork, not just from the management for them but with their decision made, Tom had informed Luke of said decision and he, along with Tom’s agent, Christian arranged for an NDA to be faxed to the Abbey for Danielle’s and Tom’s privacy which took some time to organise. At the end of it all, Tom and Danielle were relieved to be in the car and returning to her grandmother’s.

“Well, that’s sorted.” Danielle was content to have that particular issue put to rest. She had texted Emma as her matron of honour to inform her of the location. “I am sure Aunt Bernie will be seething at our ‘outdoing’ Laura.” “And what will Laura think?” “That she is happy to get her wedding reception in the hotel she swore she would, I assume. We went to our...I have no idea what relation they are to us but some relation’s wedding in that hotel and she swore it was her dream location, that was like ten years ago and sure enough, she’s getting married there, so I don’t think she will care about us, she likes her own thing.” Danielle stated as she pulled the car out of the car park and drove in the direction of Galway.

“Are you excited to have this done?” Tom queried.

“It’s one less stress now. We have the church and the reception, that’s two of the biggest concerns sorted, everything else is just small stuff. I will ring the florists in the morning, we also need to be honest, sit down and discuss numbers in the bridal party.” “How do you mean?” “Well, how many groomsmen are you thinking?” “I am not sure, I don’t know how to get it down to two or three.”

“Well, you best be thinking. We need to start getting that side of things sorted.” “How many bridesmaids have you?” “I only chose Emma so far. I was thinking perhaps Nacelle too but nothing planned yet.” “Well Luke is a given,” Tom rattled off. “I think he has to be my Best Man.”

“At this stage, he deserves that, your firstborn and a substantial inheritance, if you don’t kill him with the stress first.”

Tom gave her a slightly bemused look. “I was also thinking Ben.” “Well, you were his groomsman, you are best friends, it makes sense,” She agreed.

“But Francis...”

Danielle gave a slight nod, Francis she had met at the gathering they had in their home with Hugh Laurie, his wife and the Cumberbatch’s. He had been Tom’s roommate in college, they knew each other from Eton, they rarely got to see each other anymore, Francis rarely was in Britain these days, he moved to the US a time before but he and Tom met often when Tom went there, Jeremy often going to where Tom was to see his friend or when Jeremy was in England, she knew his meaning to Tom, he had been his main peer support when his parents had broken up. “Well, then, have three groomsmen.”

“Would you be okay with that?” Tom asked hopefully.

Danielle scoffed. “Tom, if you want seven groomsmen, then so be it, it’s your wedding too.” She reminded him.

“Is that going into the realms of excessive?”

“Not at all, it’s a reasonable amount and they are three of your closest friends.”

“But you have only two bridesmaids?”

“I think it’s safe to say I can wrangle up a third. I don’t really talk to many from school any more, I lost contact with most of them when I went to Britain, that’s not to say I don’t have people I can ask, so I will consider a third and we keep it even. We have our flower girls sorted, we can’t choose between them, but that’s fine, the Duchess can no doubt assist with Lucy, we need two little page boys then to even that, I was thinking, you’re Francis’ boy’s Godfather and he is what, eight? He will be perfect and if we ask Ben and Sophie if we can use Kit? If they decline, we have other options.”

Tom eyed her cautiously. “How much thought have you put into this?” “I analyse everything, I’m peculiar like that, that’s why I went to study business, why I became a paramedic and why I am a safety officer.” She commented, not taking her eyes off the road due to free-roaming ponies and sheep that she knew could be at risk in the darkness.

“I feel like I am leaving too much of this on you, like I am not doing my fair share.”

“I am the naturally organised one, though, it makes sense that I would do a lot of the planning.” She pointed out.

Tom had to concede that was true. He had found that since Danielle had entered his life, even before when it was as a friend, aspects of it had become far more organised. She showed him the fine art of cooking when he had time and making portions of whatever he could that would be perfect for those evenings he would not have time to cook. It made filming a hundred times easier, she even suggested that if he did not even have time to cook, get some deli cooked meals and portion them, it startled him how efficient she was. And now as his partner, she had organised his life all the more. Even his morning routine, which had taken him upwards of forty-five minutes to an hour with breakfast was twenty now. Time efficiency, he realised, was a matter of immense importance to her and none were happier with that alteration to his life than Luke, who had more than once pleaded with Tom to remain with Danielle for that reason in itself if nothing else. “Well, let me know if you need me to do more.” She nodded as she indicated to turn onto another road. “Do you still think it an extravagant waste though?” “Oh yeah, I’ll always maintain that.” She laughed slightly. “But a waste I’m okay with.”

“So, you’re happy with that? You’re okay, with it.” “Yes.” She confirmed, noting the worried look on his face. “For the record, I am okay with everything.”

Tom knew her comment was more than a general statement. After their discussion yesterday or more accurately her letter and Tom making reference to it after, Danielle seemed better, more like herself again. There was a small cloud over things but not as bad as the day before. She seemed to be glancing at Tom every other minute as though waiting for him to say something on the matter but he said nothing, he simply held her hand and kissed her whenever he felt her getting anxious. “Good, I am here Elle, no matter what, I am here. If you woke up tomorrow and decided to never return to England, if you told me you were not interested in marrying me, if you wanted never to kiss me again, you can trust me with what you told me and you can talk to me about it if you are ever ready to speak about it.”

With a loving smile, she brought her hand over to his for a moment and gave it a small squeeze. “I am so lucky to have you.”

[mybirdsongphotography]

Have you seen their engagement session yet?!? *(hint, you should click on that if you haven’t, or if you need a refresher!) 

King River Ranch is already a stunning Texas venue, but add a couple who is so down to earth, funny… and in love? I’m one happy lady.

First of all. Look at that wedding gown. *(feel free to scroll up and down as I gush, guys.) The venue has a house big enough for the ladies and gents to get ready in one spot and still never see each other. So I could set up the wedding dress to photograph in the window without fear of the groom walking past and seeing it. Plus that means I didn’t have to run back and forth to a separate location every time I needed to tell the groom or groomsmen something.

Can I get a hallelujah from other wedding photographers?? 

This group of ladies had the best music going during prep, and thankfully they didn’t care if I rapped along to some 90’s jams as I got those detail shots.

And those details were definitely memorable. The bride had her soon to be husband’s badge number (is that what it’s called?) custom made on her garter,  Stone Oak Jewelers did an amazing job with all of her jewels, which of course I had to incorporate on top of her boots she’d be wearing… and Caitlin’s gifts to her bridesmaids were too cute not to set up for their own mini photo shoot that looked like it was sponsored by Deep Eddy. 😉

We got them all ready in time for the first look, which… well, just go look at it… it’s an “awwww” moment for sure. I loved their reaction, and we laughed together as they even took a moment to let the wind cool them off …which I could completely appreciate!

I think one of my favorite parts was listening to the groom get excited about how she would react to his letter and present for her. I’m a huge fan of being warned if something is going to happen that’s out of the norm that will cause a reaction- it’s what I live for during a wedding day. So when he knew she’d be laughing mad at his first gift I thought it was a great sign of how well they knew each other that he told me to expect it.

You could see their love story and their personalities so much in this wedding and I loved it. Even thought their dog Trigger couldn’t be at the wedding, (to see him, go see their engagement blog!) they hid him in their wedding cake topper which I thought was genius.

The vibes throughout their ceremony were so relaxed, which somehow made it all the more romantic to me. I always hope that couples stay true to themselves on their day. Don’t be talked into traditions that don’t fit who you are, and come up with new ones if you need to!

Personally I think all weddings should end with drinks being passed out to guests before they even head up to cocktail hour. Maybe that’s just a Texas thing. But someone handed me a cold cup of water before we started their portraits, and it came in a cup that changed colors and had their names on it and I thought it was awesome. In fact I still have it and use it.

Now this portrait session wasn’t exactly like others. I got to be surrounded by horses, sheep, and groomsmen that were having a blast with a jug of sangria behind us. Please insert that laughing crying emoji here. Because to me? As long as your group is being funny, appropriate and then stops when necessary? I am happy to go along with any form of craziness that ends up happening.

Scroll down to see the fun I am talking about.

They left us to our romantic portraits and we did a walk around the property before heading back in to the reception.

We danced the night away (yes, we… if you’re new here, I love my job and tend to dance along if there is some good music goin on) and it became clear that the aforementioned jug of sangria was part of some fraternity ritual. Well. Go look. I couldn’t stop laughing. Watching any humans pass around and swig sips of anything is funny, but insert wedding attire and somehow it just adds to the craziness of it all. Okay- actually ALL of their reception photos should be zoomed in on- just so much fun going on one dance floor.

You could tell from the speeches that were given that these two are not only a ton of fun- you could tell that they are crazy for each other. In a real way that makes me so happy. They aren’t fake about how hard dating can be and how good the outcome can be when you put the work in. They even had a special birthday song and cupcake to celebrate their ring bearer.

As I mentioned at the start, this bride and her girlfriends had the best taste in music... so I wasn’t surprised at all when the Wilson Philips song Hold On came on, and they got just as into it as I do, aka on the level of the end scene in Bridesmaids. (If you haven’t seen it, I added the clip. You’re welcome.)

They let me sneak in portraits at random times during the night, which we all know I love. And I love that they had boxes waiting outside the barn at the end of the reception so that as the guests exited they could grab a little something sweet to take home.

Oh, just go enjoy this gorgeous Texas wedding.

Caitlin & Kegan, I wish you the best!

    Central Texas Wedding Venue: King River Ranch

Austin Wedding Planner:

Horses, sheep, wild flowers, and a jug of sangria?? This was SUCH a lively Texas barn wedding- you'll need to scroll through to see the... Have you seen their engagement session yet?!? *(hint, you should click on that if you haven't, or if you need a refresher!)